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Subject: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: warped on 09/11/13 at 12:53 pm
Porn actor Prince Yahshua first broke his money maker three years ago during a shoot. A couple of weeks ago, the injury was aggravated enough for him to require medical attention. At the hospital, it was discovered he had actually broken his penis for the second time. Prince Yahshua found out it would cost $32,000 for the surgery to repair his johnson and the subsequent rehabilitation.
Yahshua’s reps have started a fundraising campaign on GiveForward.com to help raise the $32,000 for the actor’s medical expenses. Prince Yahshua released a statement to AVN.com, “Blown away is what I feel right now. I’m saddened to tell the industry and my diehard fans around the world that the injury that sidelined me three years ago has come back to bite me in a big way. After seeing and talking to my doctor on Friday, I was informed once again that I must go under the knife to repair bad tissue damage asap. Today, my heart is a lot happier after seeing what Sandra and OCM has done for me by starting this fundraiser—I’m speechless! I’d like to thank Sandra, OCM and the fans and companies that have made me who I am today.”
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"Prince Yahshua, pornstar. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology..."
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Paul on 09/11/13 at 2:28 pm
Are people in this industry not insured for this sort of thing?
Yeah, I bet he does feel 'blown away', and not in the nicest sense either! :o
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/11/13 at 2:58 pm
Are people in this industry not insured for this sort of thing?
Yeah, I bet he does feel 'blown away', and not in the nicest sense either! :o
;D
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/11/13 at 2:59 pm
How is it possible to break your own penis?
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Paul on 09/11/13 at 3:06 pm
How is it possible to break your own penis?
Well, put yours on any hard surface, get yourself a 10-pound hammer and...WHACK!
Then explain that to your doctor!
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 09/11/13 at 4:59 pm
They should have a telethon for him. ;D
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: gibbo on 09/11/13 at 5:25 pm
Well, put yours on any hard surface, get yourself a 10-pound hammer and...WHACK!
Then explain that to your doctor!
Howard would probably only require a smaller hammer! ;)
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/11/13 at 8:38 pm
Howard would probably only require a smaller hammer! ;)
Can't touch this! Hammer Time!
The lady who broke Prince Yahshua's penis --
Bethany Benz
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Bethany_Benz_AEE_2013.jpg/462px-Bethany_Benz_AEE_2013.jpg
According Benz's Wiki entry, PY suffered a torn urethra and damage to his pelvic wall.
Did she rip the whole thing asunder? I don't wanna know. Owie!
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/sad/very-sad.gif
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 09/11/13 at 11:29 pm
How is it possible to break your own penis?
My guess is that the woman was most likely on top of him in the cowgirl position and he slipped out of her and she slammed down onto his dick with her inner thigh. That would do the trick. :o :o :o
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/12/13 at 1:54 am
My guess is that the woman was most likely on top of him in the cowgirl position and he slipped out of her and she slammed down onto his dick with her inner thigh. That would do the trick. :o :o :o
That's the story. I don't think it's the whole story.
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 09/12/13 at 6:23 am
That's the story. I don't think it's the whole story.
Where's Paul Harvey when we need him?
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/12/13 at 6:51 am
Well, put yours on any hard surface, get yourself a 10-pound hammer and...WHACK!
Then explain that to your doctor!
No thanks, I'm not violent whatsoever.
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/12/13 at 6:52 am
They should have a telethon for him. ;D
or donate your own penis.
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/12/13 at 6:53 am
Howard would probably only require a smaller hammer! ;)
;D
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/12/13 at 6:54 am
Where's Paul Harvey when we need him?
Who's Paul Harvey?
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/13 at 8:40 am
Will John Wayne Bobbitt be offering advice?
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: 2kidsami on 09/12/13 at 9:57 am
I wonder... Don't they have insurance for this sorta thing??? Wouldn't it be workman's comp???
Lol! I just feel this is not a worthy cause in this case!
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: 2kidsami on 09/12/13 at 9:57 am
Are people in this industry not insured for this sort of thing?
exactly!
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: 2kidsami on 09/12/13 at 10:00 am
My guess is that the woman was most likely on top of him in the cowgirl position and he slipped out of her and she slammed down onto his dick with her inner thigh. That would do the trick. :o :o :o
you have put way too much thought into this... Lol
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/12/13 at 2:31 pm
Will John Wayne Bobbitt be offering advice?
Does he even have a penis?
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/12/13 at 2:32 pm
My guess is that the woman was most likely on top of him in the cowgirl position and he slipped out of her and she slammed down onto his dick with her inner thigh. That would do the trick. :o :o :o
thighs don't do that.
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/12/13 at 10:38 pm
Who's Paul Harvey?
Paul Harvey (1918-2009) was a stodgy old radio broadcaster famous for his news segment called "The Rest of the Story," which he would always conclude by saying:
And now...you know...the rest...of the story...
...mmmPaul Harvey,
Gooooooood day!
;)
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/13 at 3:15 am
Does he even have a penis?
He lost it...
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/13/13 at 3:40 pm
He lost it...
Maybe the guy could get a penis transplant?
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: apollonia1986 on 09/26/13 at 3:55 pm
I just googled that fool. He's not good-looking, so I will NOT be helping that effort.
I'll help a more worth cause, like starving children in war torn countries. And boys who keep their hoo-has in one piece.
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: gibbo on 09/26/13 at 5:23 pm
... and he used to be such a stand up kind of guy!
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: whistledog on 09/26/13 at 5:38 pm
They should have a telethon for him. ;D
I don't think Jerry Lewis would host that one
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/26/13 at 9:19 pm
http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/prince-yahshua-and-aryana-starr-hospital.jpg?w=450&h=335
Not good looking?
:(
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/27/13 at 3:47 pm
I don't think Jerry Lewis would host that one
Ron Jeremy would. ;D
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 09/27/13 at 3:47 pm
Can I donate?
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Foo Bar on 09/28/13 at 1:14 am
... and he used to be such a stand up kind of guy!
There's no need to go off half-cocked about it.
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: The Valley Goth on 09/30/13 at 8:49 pm
Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,
I'm shocked to read about Prince Yahshua! I'll bet that he's feeling rather low, let down, and deflated at the moment, but I'll bet that after the surgery, and the rehabilitation, things will start looking up, and his joy will be hard to ignore. Soon, he will once again serve up some rather stiff competition in the porno world, and he'll receive the resulting applause that will be coming to him.
Thanks in advance for your replies.
;)
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: Howard on 10/01/13 at 6:47 am
I could donate mine but I need it for my woman tonight! ;)
Subject: Re: Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/02/13 at 12:31 am
This story has given me the creeps every time I think about it!
:o