Over the weekend, a virtual sex simulator debuted in Japan, Kotaku reported. The "VR Tenga" is the product of a joint effort from adult toy company Tenga and virtual reality pioneer Oculus VR, the company behind an immersive virtual reality headset called the Oculus Rift.

The VR Tenga was unveiled at an Oculus Rift game jam in Tokyo and, as can be seen in the NSFW video above, has at least a few people excited. Buzzfeed explains how the contraption gets the robo-job done:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/robot-handjobs-vr-tenga_n_4261161.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

What the....???

That happened on "Big Bang Theory"    ;D

*orders one*










What?  ???

Can you imagine purchasing one at a store?

You are at the cashier, and she puts through the pair of shoes you wanna buy, some pop-tarts, some diet coke, a sweater and...oh yeah...the robot handjob thing. Cashier looks at you..  ;D

All worried, you say "Oh...this is a gift for a friend...it's not for me".. ;D

;D

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

Unclear on the concept...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2975073262_3951dbf19b.jpg

Can you imagine purchasing one at a store?

You are at the cashier, and she puts through the pair of shoes you wanna buy, some pop-tarts, some diet coke, a sweater and...oh yeah...the robot handjob thing. Cashier looks at you..  ;D

All worried, you say "Oh...this is a gift for a friend...it's not for me".. ;D


Just say "It's for me, I'll admit it, I don't have anyone in my life, the robot is all I have". ;D

Google lyrics of The Engineers Song for a warning about problems if they don't design the machine properly.  NSFW lyrics

I'm still waiting for Ketchupbot.  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

I'm still waiting for Ketchupbot.  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU


that's really cool.

Would this include Rosie The Robot too?

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you


http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/business/2013/11/20131015-JAPAN-0598_edit-660x440.jpg

Domo.

After seeing this when I was a kid, I don't want anything mechanical anywhere near my junk.  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcTCRSZBUU

But what about making love to one?  ???

Like, Hi, Warped, Fer Shurr,

Warped, you disappoint me!  It's "The Future is Cumming!", NOT "The Future is Coming!"
;D ;D ;D

Like, Hi, Warped, Fer Shurr,

Warped, you disappoint me!  It's "The Future is Cumming!", NOT "The Future is Coming!"
;D ;D ;D


;D

http://funees.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/human-vs-robot-12.jpg

http://funees.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/human-vs-robot-12.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTFCwKvlKZo

But do they swallow?  :D

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vnsGIPY1qhpy9e.jpg

Beer and B-Movies reviews Cherry 2000 (NSFW language)

But do they swallow?  :D


You have to upgrade to the BJ bot.  You also have to empty the jizz reservoir.
8)

You have to upgrade to the BJ bot.  You also have to empty the jizz reservoir.
8)


or it's going to wind up smelling. 8-P