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Subject: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: warped on 11/12/13 at 4:04 pm

Over the weekend, a virtual sex simulator debuted in Japan, Kotaku reported. The "VR Tenga" is the product of a joint effort from adult toy company Tenga and virtual reality pioneer Oculus VR, the company behind an immersive virtual reality headset called the Oculus Rift.

The VR Tenga was unveiled at an Oculus Rift game jam in Tokyo and, as can be seen in the NSFW video above, has at least a few people excited. Buzzfeed explains how the contraption gets the robo-job done:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/robot-handjobs-vr-tenga_n_4261161.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

What the....???

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: danootaandme on 11/12/13 at 4:29 pm

That happened on "Big Bang Theory"    ;D

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Paul on 11/12/13 at 4:38 pm

*orders one*










What?  ???

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: warped on 11/12/13 at 5:56 pm

Can you imagine purchasing one at a store?

You are at the cashier, and she puts through the pair of shoes you wanna buy, some pop-tarts, some diet coke, a sweater and...oh yeah...the robot handjob thing. Cashier looks at you..  ;D

All worried, you say "Oh...this is a gift for a friend...it's not for me".. ;D

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: 80sfan on 11/12/13 at 6:26 pm

;D

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/12/13 at 8:59 pm

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/12/13 at 9:27 pm

Unclear on the concept...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2975073262_3951dbf19b.jpg

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/13/13 at 6:59 am


Can you imagine purchasing one at a store?

You are at the cashier, and she puts through the pair of shoes you wanna buy, some pop-tarts, some diet coke, a sweater and...oh yeah...the robot handjob thing. Cashier looks at you..  ;D

All worried, you say "Oh...this is a gift for a friend...it's not for me".. ;D


Just say "It's for me, I'll admit it, I don't have anyone in my life, the robot is all I have". ;D

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: karen on 11/13/13 at 3:54 pm

Google lyrics of The Engineers Song for a warning about problems if they don't design the machine properly.  NSFW lyrics

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/13/13 at 6:55 pm

I'm still waiting for Ketchupbot.  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/13/13 at 7:32 pm


I'm still waiting for Ketchupbot.  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU


that's really cool.

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/13/13 at 7:33 pm

Would this include Rosie The Robot too?

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/16/13 at 7:52 pm


Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you


http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/business/2013/11/20131015-JAPAN-0598_edit-660x440.jpg

Domo.

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/16/13 at 9:04 pm

After seeing this when I was a kid, I don't want anything mechanical anywhere near my junk.  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcTCRSZBUU

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/17/13 at 4:15 pm

But what about making love to one?  ???

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: The Valley Goth on 11/19/13 at 1:55 am

Like, Hi, Warped, Fer Shurr,

Warped, you disappoint me!  It's "The Future is Cumming!", NOT "The Future is Coming!"
;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/19/13 at 8:02 am


Like, Hi, Warped, Fer Shurr,

Warped, you disappoint me!  It's "The Future is Cumming!", NOT "The Future is Coming!"
;D ;D ;D


;D

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/19/13 at 8:04 am

http://funees.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/human-vs-robot-12.jpg

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/19/13 at 8:39 pm


http://funees.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/human-vs-robot-12.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTFCwKvlKZo

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/20/13 at 7:06 am

But do they swallow?  :D

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/20/13 at 10:58 pm

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vnsGIPY1qhpy9e.jpg

Beer and B-Movies reviews Cherry 2000 (NSFW language)

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/21/13 at 11:13 pm


But do they swallow?  :D


You have to upgrade to the BJ bot.  You also have to empty the jizz reservoir.
8)

Subject: Re: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

Written By: Howard on 11/22/13 at 4:23 pm




You have to upgrade to the BJ bot.  You also have to empty the jizz reservoir.
8)


or it's going to wind up smelling. 8-P

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