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Subject: there's a fox in the henhouse!
Am I the only one who can't get into the "harem" thread? Are you all trying to tell me something?
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No Lang, you are not the only one. I can't get into it either. I get some error message.
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Nope, I can't get into it, either! Please tell me it's not another hacker! :o
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well it was my post...and I didn't do it!!! Now I wonder if it was locked down?!!!!
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Last I saw there was a reply by a visitor N/A and I was banned. I need all the assistance in forming a harem I can get! I mean see...since the thread appeared I already have snared Taiko. (Don't worry, I'll share)
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did you read the post by N/A?
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Nope. That's why I tried to get in. Maybe it's being deleted. The "Chucky" thread is gone too. What up wid dat?
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Nope. That's why I tried to get in. Maybe it's being deleted. The "Chucky" thread is gone too. What up wid dat?
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yeah I had noticed the chucky one missing earlier....but now this one is jammed....I am wondering too...anyone...anyone...want to enlighten us on this matter?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that better lester?
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See, now, this is why our dear mods need to send personal slaps on the wrists if we've been naughty. Now I'm all thinkin' I got too racy and made somebody blush and tell teacher, who then had to erase it. Be honest. Is that what happened?
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but now this one is locked....End Quote
Actually, I don't think it's locked. I'm getting an error message, not a notification that the thread has been locked. Who knows though...
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This is what we get for sitting in the back of the classroom.
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The "harem" thread is not showing up as locked, and I get the same error message when I try to access it. The mod functions don't do anything to it either; perhaps it is corrupt. The system doesn't seem to show any signs of being hacked, though.
Perhaps if people are really interested in sharing information, we should start a new thread with how TO get a harem. ;) Wicked Lester, any advice?
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Perhaps if people are really interested in sharing information, we should start a new thread with how TO get a harem. ;) Wicked Lester, any advice?
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Me? http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinangelA.gif
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Me? http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinangelA.gif
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Oh, riiiiiiiiight... Sometimes I forget how truly angelic and innocent you are, dear! Must be all the posts you make to the contrary! :o
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What's the matter lester....cat got your tongue?!!!
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Oh, riiiiiiiiight... Sometimes I forget how truly angelic and innocent you are, dear! Must be all the posts you make to the contrary! :o
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I defy you to find a naughty post I've made. Go on, show me... ;D
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I defy you to find a naughty post I've made. Go on, show me... ;D
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Can't...they are either jammed or deleted!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, I bet I could find one or two! ;)
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You know..I was thinking...if there is a "fox" shouldn't all us "hens" chase him out and make him pose for the calendar?
Just a thought!!!!!!!!!!
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I defy you to find a naughty post I've made. Go on, show me... ;D
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Do PMs count? :o KIDDING!!! ;D
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You know..I was thinking...if there is a "fox" shouldn't all us "hens" chase him out and make him pose for the calendar?
Just a thought!!!!!!!!!!
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I like how you think...
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I like how you think...
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;) cluck cluck.....CLUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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Do PMs count? :o KIDDING!!! ;D
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If they do, then I could probably find several!!!;D
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If they do, then I could probably find several!!!;D
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Hey Wicked Lester??
BUSTED!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well, it's just my limmerick collection. ::)
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There once was a man from Brandon...
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Who had everyone believing that he was incredibly handsome....
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In stormy weather
They clung together...
No, no, no, that's another one.... ;D Ummm...
He sent steamy PMs
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Okay, I'm just going to take my toys and go home. Face it, when a bunch of women get at you, there isn't much chance of winning!! ;D
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the harem thread got corrupted somehow, and it started after my last backup, so it's gone.. no idea what happened to the Chucky thread...
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Okay, I'm just going to take my toys and go home. Face it, when a bunch of women get at you, there isn't much chance of winning!! ;D
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Come on, Lester! You know that you love it!! ;D
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Okay, I'm just going to take my toys and go home. Face it, when a bunch of women get at you, there isn't much chance of winning!! ;D
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I'm beginning to think you aren't being faithful.....::)
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Okay, I'm just going to take my toys and go home. Face it, when a bunch of women get at you, there isn't much chance of winning!! ;D
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The toys stay. :P
And I was under the impression that when a bunch of women get at you, you already HAVE won! ;)
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I'm beginning to think you aren't being faithful.....::)
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I was thinking the same thing....Lester, you got some 'splaining to do. ;)
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This seems to have definitely turned into a "harem" thread...How to Discover You're Already IN a Harem. Well color me shocked!
But hang on. If we're all sharing the duties, why am I always so tired?
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i feel extremely stupid right now
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And I was under the impression that when a bunch of women get at you, you already HAVE won! ;)
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Hmmm... when put like that, I think you may be right. ;D
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I was thinking the same thing....Lester, you got some 'splaining to do. ;)
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Penguins!!
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Wicked, wicked Lester... do I have to dangle another carrot in front of you... ;)
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I do, too. I believe what Wicked Lester means is that several women vs. one man is not a fair fight. For them. ;)
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i feel extremely stupid right now
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Well, it looks as if when you decide to take on a Harem you get all the headaches as well as all the perkes. So the real question is how do you please all of your "loved Ones" and still maintain you sanity? If you want to know how to handle that many women at once you'll have to go to Iran or Pinesdale Montana to the Paligamist colony. Wait, I'm sorry I forgot Women are never satisfied. ;D :P ;)
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I do, too. I believe what Wicked Lester means is that several women vs. one man is not a fair fight. For them. ;)
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As if just any one of could not handle Wicked Lester one on one?? Puleeze! I would come out on top. Trust me.
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Wait, I'm sorry I forgot Women are never satisfied. ;D :P ;)
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Oh, my!! It's one of those comments!! You know, those male chauvinist ones....Don't worry, Langdon will surely 'whip' you into submission! I mean SHAPE!! Yeah....shape....that's it..;)
lol
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As if just any one of could not handle Wicked Lester one on one?? Puleeze! I would come out on top. Trust me.
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No comment. Absolutely none! ;D
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Oh, my!! It's one of those comments!! You know, those male chauvinist ones....Don't worry, Langdon will surely 'whip' you into submission! I mean SHAPE!! Yeah....shape....that's it..;)
lol
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My my my my my, I'm beginning to notice just how much he can't get away with when those little dimples if his can't come into play. (On his cheeks! When he smiles! What were YOU thinking?)
Don't you worry, he's scheduled for a spanking this weekend.
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As if just any one of could not handle Wicked Lester one on one?? Puleeze! I would come out on top. Trust me.
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You will just have to wait until I am finished with him!! ;)
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As if just any one of could not handle Wicked Lester one on one?? Puleeze! I would come out on top. Trust me.
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On top, on bottom... it's all good!
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Where to begin... where to begin... ;D
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You will just have to wait until I am finished with him!! ;)
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So, are you saying we all need to get in line?
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So, are you saying we all need to get in line?
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Yes and the line starts behind me!
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So Goldie do you promise the line starts behind you?
Your missing the point. If Women are never satisfied, think of all the fun we get to have in the proccess of trying to "Satisfy" you. I don't think that is to chauvinist. Wait! I don't remember whipping me being on ANY schedule this weekend. The only whipping I get is cream. Well I guess, even that's not allowed any more.
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So Goldie do you promise the line starts behind you?
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Yes, I promise!! ;)
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Um, Taiko? Go get your own harem. ;D
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Um, Taiko? Go get your own harem. ;D
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And I'M first!!!!!!!!!!!! (But we're not allowed to breed...only practice...) ;)
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I will not be owned by one man...but many should feel free to join my harem!!!!!
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Um, Taiko? Go get your own harem. ;D
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Lester, do you have any room in your harem for one more?? ;)
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Lester, do you have any room in your harem for one more?? ;)
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Don't you remember? You've already been moved to "most favored" status. ;)
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Don't you remember? You've already been moved to "most favored" status. ;)
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Hey, what about me and my sugar cubes?
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Hey, what about me and my sugar cubes?
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Hey, she gives me apples too. ;D
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Don't you remember? You've already been moved to "most favored" status. ;)
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In your harem of one, right?
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In your harem of one, right?
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That's what "most favored" is all about!
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In your harem of one, right?
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You're asking Wicked Lester about fidelity?? :D
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Hey, what about me and my sugar cubes?
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Who needs sugar cubes when they can have me? ;)
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So THIS is what goes on when I'm not around? My goodness, I'll have to swap my evening interludes for afternoon delights, methinks.
What about, like, a time-share system?
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So THIS is what goes on when I'm not around? My goodness, I'll have to swap my evening interludes for afternoon delights, methinks.
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I wondered where you were! ;D
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Don't you remember? You've already been moved to "most favored" status. ;)
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So I guess I am not your only love muffin any more? :'(
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A harem with Wicked lester sounds like an Elvis movie. Oh wait, there is one. So Goldie you keep talkng about sugar. What kind of sweeter are you. Pure from the cane or SWEET AND LOW. :o
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So Goldie you keep talking about sugar. What kind of sweeter are you. Pure from the cane or SWEET AND LOW. :o
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No Taiko, read more closely. I said who needs sugar if they had me!! ;) Does that answer your question? ;D
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So your the healthy sweetness in a person's life. ::)
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So your the healthy sweetness in a person's life. ::)
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Sure, if you want to put it that way. ;D
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Sure, if you want to put it that way. ;D
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uhmmmm...HAHA...oh...<cough..cough>.....WOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAA..sorry.....uhm..
.<clearing throat> HAW HAW HAW....HEHEHEHE....WOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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uhmmmm...HAHA...oh...<cough..cough>.....WOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAA..sorry.....uhm..
.<clearing throat> HAW HAW HAW....HEHEHEHE....WOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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OK llittle sister, I think that I got the picture! >:(
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:-* :) :-*
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I don't get it?.......wait, no.......wait now I......well not often enough. Hey I think I need a sugar fix.
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I don't get it?.......wait, no.......wait now I......well not often enough. Hey I think I need a sugar fix.
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A sugar fix? What will Lang say??
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She'd say....did you bring enough for the whole class
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She'd say....did you bring enough for the whole class
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Yeah, you are right. She probably would! ;)
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So harem or one on one
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So harem or one on one
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I never did understand that concept called 'sharing' so I guess it would be one on one. ;)
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I would also share in that. I guess I'm just shelfish that way.
So what is the attraction?
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So what is the attraction?
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Why don't you tell me? ;D
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I'm sorry. I'm much more of a hands on kind of guy.
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I'm sorry. I'm much more of a hands on kind of guy.
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Hands on?
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I'm better at showing you in person then describing it. ::)
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I'm better at showing you in person then describing it. ::)
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Oh I bet you are! ;)
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you have no idea. ;)
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Maybe not, but I bet I could imagine!!! ;) ;D
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what would you imagine?
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OKAY, that's just about enough of that. Taiko, if you go getting your thread deleted just because you find Goldie irresistable, as understandable as that is, I'm gonna have to claim to never having met you. And you'll be at the mercy of all the other gals here who, well, are pretty much like me, come to think of it. So you KNOW you'll be in trouble.
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I'm sorry how can I make it up to you?
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Goldie, pack your bags. You're booted... if it's one thing I can't stand it's an unfaithful member of a harem.
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Goldie, pack your bags. You're booted... if it's one thing I can't stand it's an unfaithful member of a harem.
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Hey! It was totally innocent! What can I do to help you forget?? ;) And what did you mean by member? I thought it was a harem of one?? ;D
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Gee, did this harem mess start just by declaring myself the Founding Member of Mystery Woman's Harem? I'm a trend setter? Cool. :D
So, is every other harem member wearing the 'I Dream Of Jeanie' costume? Mine's a little snug right about... :othere.
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So, is every other harem member wearing the 'I Dream Of Jeanie' costume? Mine's a little snug right about... :othere.
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And that's just how I like it! ;D