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Subject: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/10/02 at 09:28 a.m.

What are your favorites?  Here are a few of mine...For fun only ;)
Country Music
Artificial Intelligence


Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Crazy Don on 05/10/02 at 09:40 a.m.

Jumbo shrimp
Same difference

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: DJ Midas on 05/10/02 at 09:42 a.m.


Quoting:
Jumbo shrimp
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One of my faves also.

Also:

Stop Moving

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Jessica on 05/10/02 at 10:38 a.m.

(Stolen from oxymoronlist.com, too lazy to think of my own :))

Microsoft Works

Government Organization

Congressional accountability

Central Intelligence Agency

Honest Politician

french deodorant (I'll probably get yelled at for this one ;D)






Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: XenaKat13 on 05/10/02 at 10:39 a.m.

Military intelligence

I have a whole sheet of them at home, I'll post some of them later...

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/10/02 at 10:44 a.m.


Quoting:
Microsoft Works
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:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

Quoting:
french deodorant (I'll probably get yelled at for this one ;D)
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I'll raise that one to "Russian deodorant" - if you've ever been on a bus in Odessa, when it's nice and hot....

Not a true oxymoron, but it's kind of relevant:
I was driving along the Marylebone Road (to anybody who doesn't know London, that means crawling at just above walking pace if you're lucky), when I saw a signpost by the road saying "No stopping at any time" - next to the traffic lights

Phil

PS back on topic: "Live Jazz"?

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Junior on 05/10/02 at 02:32 p.m.

Tax Return
Head Butt
Pretty Ugly
Driving Pleasure

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/10/02 at 02:58 p.m.

Reality TV
Military intellegence
Gentleman's nightclub
artificial juice
adult toy store

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Scorpian on 05/10/02 at 03:02 p.m.

he, he, he
here are some

Healthy Tan
Living Dead
Airline Food
among the first
alone in a crowd
bad luck
Taped Live
Virtual Reality
clean dirt
dimwit

deafening silence

equal opportunity

okay I'm done I'll be back later to do more


Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Jessica on 05/10/02 at 03:18 p.m.

I thought of another one all by myself!

Christian Rap

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/10/02 at 03:41 p.m.


Quoting:

Country Music

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Ha !  :)

Also - Rap Music

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Criz on 05/12/02 at 10:30 a.m.


Quoting:
(Stolen from oxymoronlist.com, too lazy to think of my own :))

Microsoft Works

Honest Politician

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Love these Jessica! And now I've been on the website here are some good ones!:

On-time flight (Lol - doesn't exist!)
Accurate estimate
Bitter Sweet
Cafeteria food
Post modern
Pretty ugly
Dim light
Definitly maybe (Now this one's stolen from my Oasis album title!)
Educated guess
Fairly obvious
Gigantic microorganism
Good beating
One choice
Going nowhere
Doing Nothing
Sweet and sour
Hurry Up and wait ( I *think* you can class this as one)
Monopoly (Think about the joint preffix's if you don't get this one)
Modern History
My favourite mistake/waste of time (The songs are coming to me now!)
Sound of silence
Sweet and Tender Hooligan
New and Improved

:)

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Junior on 05/12/02 at 11:36 a.m.

Useful Oxymoron ;D

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Scorpian on 05/13/02 at 01:45 p.m.

clued-in


one specifically made up by my family:

clean bedroom

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: XenaKat13 on 05/13/02 at 07:19 p.m.


Quoting:



one specifically made up by my family:

clean bedroom
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Your family may have made up the phrase, but anyone with kids has seen it in action! ;D ;D ;D ("But mommy, my room is clean!  The puzzles are supposed to be all mixed up all over the place.  That's why they are called puzzles!"  ::) :P ::) )

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: goldie on 05/14/02 at 00:38 a.m.

heaven on earth

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Bobo on 05/14/02 at 01:07 a.m.

Money-back guarantee.

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Scorpian on 05/15/02 at 09:00 a.m.


Quoting:


Your family may have made up the phrase, but anyone with kids has seen it in action! ;D ;D ;D ("But mommy, my room is clean!  The puzzles are supposed to be all mixed up all over the place.  That's why they are called puzzles!"  ::) :P ::) )
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Aunt: Is your room clean?
Me: Yes. (sighs)
Aunt: Is everything off of the floor?
M: No
A: Did you vacuum?
M: No
A:  What did you do?
M: I cleaned my room!!! Now can I go out?
A: Not until your room is claen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: It is, Go look.


The conversation ends with a fight and me NOT going out. :(

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Kryllith on 05/15/02 at 09:15 a.m.

Quoting:



Aunt: Is your room clean?
Me: Yes. (sighs)
Aunt: Is everything off of the floor?
M: No
A: Did you vacuum?
M: No
A:  What did you do?
M: I cleaned my room!!! Now can I go out?
A: Not until your room is claen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: It is, Go look.


The conversation ends with a fight and me NOT going out. :(
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Try pointing in your room and saying, "See! No pornography anywhere..."

Kryllith

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Banasy on 05/16/02 at 04:48 p.m.


Quoting:

Try pointing in your room and saying, "See! No pornography anywhere..."

Kryllith
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God help me- your crack my @ss up, Kryllith!!!! ;D

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: XenaKat13 on 05/17/02 at 12:11 a.m.

I finally found the list of these I tore out of a magazine.  These are ones that have not already been posted.

Working Vacation
Sweet Sorrow
Found Missing
Butt Heads
Sanitary Landfill
Political Science
Terribly Pleased
Definite Maybe
Soft Rock
Resident Alien
Tight Slacks
Civil War
Small Crowd
Act Naturally
Good Grief
Exact Estimate
Plastic Glasses
Alone Together
Business Ethics
Passive Agression
Legally Drunk
Ginuine Imitation
"Now, then.."
Clearly Misunderstood
Peace Force

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Scorpian on 05/17/02 at 12:29 a.m.


Quoting:

Try pointing in your room and saying, "See! No pornography anywhere..."

Kryllith
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Lol
Thank you! But that will probably getting into more trouble.

Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/17/02 at 12:31 a.m.

Hey, Ban, don't all @sses have cracks anyway?  ;)

Quoting:

God help me- your crack my @ss up, Kryllith!!!! ;D
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Subject: Re: Favorite Oxy Morons...Again!

Written By: philbo_baggins on 05/20/02 at 05:24 a.m.


Quoting:
Hey, Ban, don't all @sses have cracks anyway?  ;)
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...some being wiser than others... or was that a wise-@ss crack?

;-)

Phil
PS Should we start a worst puns thread?