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Subject: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: southernspitfire on 07/13/02 at 02:34 a.m.


Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN - To borrow, as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.


;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: dagwood on 07/13/02 at 07:06 a.m.

Those are great, Cricket.  Thanks for the laugh. ;D

Subject: Re: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: goldie on 07/13/02 at 01:55 p.m.

Too funny cricket!!!  :P :D

Subject: Re: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: BadAngel on 07/13/02 at 02:02 p.m.

LOL!!   ;D When did you meet my cousin Delbert?  :P  ;D  

Subject: Re: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/15/02 at 03:43 a.m.

World wide web - one f**k of a big spider

C - salty water

BASIC - What you get in the bay if the C's too rough

Nibble - half a byte Hold on, that one's right - Ed

LCD - Sandra Dee's little sister, Elsie.

GPF - The jeep's f****d

;-)

Phil

Subject: Re: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/21/03 at 03:57 p.m.

Yous fergot "Log on" -- Put more wood on

AND:

"Log off" -- don't add no mo' wood

;D

Subject: Re: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: Dude on 02/23/03 at 01:37 a.m.


Quoting:
Yous fergot "Log on" -- Put more wood on

AND:

"Log off" -- don't add no mo' wood

;D
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Rice, you couldn't talk redneck if your life depended on it. ;D

Subject: Re: Redneck Computer Lingo

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/23/03 at 02:05 a.m.


Quoting:

Rice, you couldn't talk redneck if your life depended on it. ;D
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You're probably right.  I think I was talking ghetto instead of talking redneck ;D