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Subject: Speaking of gross things....
here is one for ya to think about......what is the worst thing you have ever seen while sitting at a red light or just driving down the road....that another driver was doing....
while on vacation (and I won't say where)...we got right up next to this guy at a red light and he was sitting there picking his nose..and if that was not bad enough..then he had to check them out and inspect them...before doing lord only knows what with them!!! :o
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..One time I saw someone in a car drinking a Diet Pepsi! :P
OMG!! Talk about gross!!! ;)
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..One time I saw someone in a car drinking a Diet Pepsi! :P
OMG!! Talk about gross!!! ;)
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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I think the grosses thing I've ever witnessed or seen, was done by myself, so it doesn't qualify for this thread.
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I think the grosses thing I've ever witnessed or seen, was done by myself, so it doesn't qualify for this thread.
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Oh then...you must tell....just play like someone else did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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My sister and I saw a cop picking his nose. It wasn't gross, but really funny to see a pig...ahem, excuse me, cop...doing that.
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My sister and I saw a cop picking his nose. It wasn't gross, but really funny to see a pig...ahem, excuse me, cop...doing that.
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that is ok...my sperm donor is a pig...I mean a cop....and I have dated a few too...so I can agree with your statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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that is ok...my sperm donor is a pig...I mean a cop...so I can agree with your statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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me too! he's my da...oops, sperm donor too!! :P :P
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Oh then...you must tell....just play like someone else did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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Ok, This happened at 3am in late 1998. We were driving up the local Main road back to the navy base, and were stoped because of a extremely long train. Well the car ahead of us was this red four door dodge neon. anyways after about 3 minutes of being stopped the guy in the rear passenger seat opens the Door. He sticks his head out, opens mouth and starts puking in the middle of the street. Like a faucet he just keeps going an going, only stopping to catch his breath.
Then all the cars on the road, including ourselfs start honking our horns at the guy. The driver starts getting adgitated at him, probly because the driver knows that although he's not as drunk as that guy, if a cop pulls the car over he will get a DUI. So after seven minutes, the guy on the rear drivers side finaly grabs the guy that is puking and pulls him in the car.
Anyways, the train finally Finishes crossing the road and we tailed the car back to base, but they never got pulled over.
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now...we have to figure out who was the puker and who was the driver.....hum......<scratchs forehead......>
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While stationed in Virginia I was tooling down the road and noticed a dirty blonde with long, beautiful, perfectly kept hair sitting up-close to the driver in the pickup in front of me. The hair looked like the typical "Jennifer Aniston' do. He had his arm around her and kept roughing-up her hair (like you'd do to a little boy) and roughly scratching her neck (sort of like the way you'd play with a dog). This seemed a rather curious display of affection, but hey, to each his own, right?
Only when we pulled-up to the red light and the blonde turned to kiss the driver that I saw her face...a freakin' Afghan Hound with a long, dark muzzle and perfect blonde hair proceeded to lick her master's face and give out a yelp!
I had to laugh at myself on that one!
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Just the good old nosepick and then the driver enjoying the snack. Scrumdidlyumptious!
MissInformation
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Just the good old nosepick and then the driver enjoying the snack. Scrumdidlyumptious!
MissInformation
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you so crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Just the good old nosepick and then the driver enjoying the snack. Scrumdidlyumptious!
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http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/meagain.jpg
...so where exactly is that finger going, anyway?
Phil
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http://www.factorfantasy.com/Photos/meagain.jpg
...so where exactly is that finger going, anyway?
Phil
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Shhh! That's a secret... I would say I was offended at even a suggestion of that, but I have to admit, nothing much offends me. But I could pretend to be offended if you want...
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Shhh! That's a secret... I would say I was offended at even a suggestion of that, but I have to admit, nothing much offends me. But I could pretend to be offended if you want...
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I'd hate to think I'd caused offence... but if you were pretending to be offended, would I be missinformed?
;-)
Phil
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It's 1989, there's five of us cruising in a friend's V8 Ford wagon one night. We're on a country highway on the south coast of the state and my friend decides he needs to heed the call of nature. He climbs over the backseat, grabs the roofrack and leans out of the tailgate... does his business hanging out of the back of the car at 80 miles an hour.
You did ask...
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I've seen plenty of nosepickers in my day. I've also seen people shave (with shaving cream and a handheld razor , not an electric razor).
I've seen more than a few women applying makeup, too.
I don't know if this counts as gross, but it sure is funny.
It was a busy highway at morning rush hour. Traffic had slowed to stop-and-start jerkiness. This one car I saw was not advancing at the same pace as the other cars. It would wait till there was at least two car lengths between it and the car ahead of it. My mom and I were riding in a van, and we finally pulled up along side of the oddly-moving car. The driver (a woman in an expensive-looking business suit) had a bowl of cereal with milk in her lap, holding it steady with her knees. Every time the car in front of her would stop, she would duck her head and grab a mouthful or two. Then she'd look up and drive a little bit to catch up.
We tried to convince the driver of our van to drop back behind her, then give her car a gentle little "tap" with our van, just to see how far the cereal would fly. ;D ;D ;D
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I've seen plenty of nosepickers in my day. I've also seen people shave (with shaving cream and a handheld razor , not an electric razor).
I've seen more than a few women applying makeup, too.
I don't know if this counts as gross, but it sure is funny.
It was a busy highway at morning rush hour. Traffic had slowed to stop-and-start jerkiness. This one car I saw was not advancing at the same pace as the other cars. It would wait till there was at least two car lengths between it and the car ahead of it. My mom and I were riding in a van, and we finally pulled up along side of the oddly-moving car. The driver (a woman in an expensive-looking business suit) had a bowl of cereal with milk in her lap, holding it steady with her knees. Every time the car in front of her would stop, she would duck her head and grab a mouthful or two. Then she'd look up and drive a little bit to catch up.
We tried to convince the driver of our van to drop back behind her, then give her car a gentle little "tap" with our van, just to see how far the cereal would fly. ;D ;D ;D
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My roomate brought cereal in my car once, except he sat it on the dash as I was quickly Backing out, it flew off the dash and some landed on the floor of the passenger side, the rest landed on him, he never brought cereal in my car again.
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Okay you asked....
The first is a nosepicker...we were in a cab coming out of the Kingdome in Seattle after seeing the mighty Texas Rangers kick Mariner butt in an extra-innings, pitching mound brawl infested game...the car beside us had a little boy in the backseat who was mining for booger nuggets like there was no tomorrow...I said "Two bucks Canadian says he eats it!" to which my friends all replied "You're On!"...well I became $8 CAD richer before the next light and the cabbie was TOTALLY disgusted!!
Secondly, and this happened VERY close to M_W's house....I was at a light and this person pulled up beside me and while we were waiting for the light to change they began to....ummm.... pleasure themself .... Needless to say I didn't wait for the light and I departed through the red light as I had seen quite enough thankyouverymuch....
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Secondly, and this happened VERY close to M_W's house....I was at a light and this person pulled up beside me and while we were waiting for the light to change they began to....ummm.... pleasure themself .... Needless to say I didn't wait for the light and I departed through the red light as I had seen quite enough thankyouverymuch....
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OMG!! :o
My mom was driving us home because she had borrowed the van from her job which is real high up, and I swear I saw the kinkyest thing . Im not sure i can say this but i'll try. there was like an orgy going on in the backseat and a woman in the front seat giving the man driving pleasure. Dear lord. My brother saw it and started laughin his head off and told my mom that there were porn stars inthe car beside us... I was soooo embarrased fopr them :-[ :o
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How about picking your nose and eating your boogas? :P :P :P
makes you wanna toss your cookies at me.doesn't it? ;D
-howard-
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You didn't ask them for directions or anything? In that situation, yell out the window: Mom says your in trouble and I'm telling the cops where you are! LOL
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I mean they were parking and we were going to park beside them. I was way tooooooo embarrased that I even SAW that...
I dont want to think about that...
*falls over dead at computer*
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OMG!! :o
My mom was driving us home because she had borrowed the van from her job which is real high up, and I swear I saw the kinkyest thing . Im not sure i can say this but i'll try. there was like an orgy going on in the backseat and a woman in the front seat giving the man driving pleasure. Dear lord. My brother saw it and started laughin his head off and told my mom that there were porn stars inthe car beside us... I was soooo embarrased fopr them :-[ :oEnd Quote
Roadhead?
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Roadhead?
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ooooooohhhhh :o I jest explained that 2 my friend.
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ooooooohhhhh :o I jest explained that 2 my friend.
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My lovely LilBanasy lent me that term!
OK, this is gross...about 15 years ago I worked in an auto parts store. We had a young lad with a severe acne problem working there. He would go into the bathroom, and the next person to use it after him would promply come out screaming at him to clean the mirror after he picked apart his face. Yep. Yuck!!! :P
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I was returning to my car in the parking garage near Sears at Oak Brook Mall, and in the space to the right of me another car was parked. I saw a man in the driver's seat, and a woman was positioned so that she was somehow standing in the passenger's side while her head must have been in the man's lap. She was naked except for some black garment around her waist-her bare buttocks were clearly visible. I stared for a minute at them in shock, then the man turned to look towards me. I quickly started the car and drove away. This story made quite a sensation when I mentioned it at work the next day. ;D