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Subject: You're about as much use as...
I was going to add these to the "Weird Sayings", but thought it might be more fun if people have got their own to add them here.
My two favourites:
"You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican" (courtesy of Red Dwarf)
and
"You're about as much use as a chocolate fireguard"
Any others?
Phil
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You're about as much use as an ejector seat in a helicopter
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You're as much use as pockets on underpants
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... tits on a boar.
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an oldie an Ashtray on a motorbike
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Icecubes in Alaska
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a chocolate teapot is the one I know.
Subject: Re: You're about as much use as...
Quoting:
... tits on a boar.
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Wait a minute...You're allowed to say"tits"on this board? ??? -howard-
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... tits on a boar.
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I've heard this as tits on a bull..but the sentiment is the same, I guess...
And to answer Howard's question- apparently so, as we have posted the word twice now...but I guess if one wants to be PC, the correct word would be teets- but not nearly as funny! ;D
Subject: Re: You're about as much use as...
Quoting:
"You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican" (courtesy of Red Dwarf)
Phil
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LOL! God I love Red Dwarf :D
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Quoting:
... tits on a boar.
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you stole mine!~~~
and I have always heard it as 2 tits on a boar hog!! ;D
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Quoting:
you stole mine!~~~
and I have always heard it as 2 tits on a boar hog!! ;D
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Hey, not my fault you're slow!! ;D
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a politician.... ::)
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Quoting:
LOL! God I love Red Dwarf :D
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...I had that as WAV file for the critical stop for a while.
and "Smoke me a kipper, skipper, I'll be back for breakfast" as the closedown WAV
Phil
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hmm, I feel another thread coming on..what WAVs do you have as desktop sounds!