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This is a topic from the Playful Penguin Place forum on inthe00s.

Subject: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/04/02 at 11:08 a.m.



Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.

Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her. Father: That’s true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage,it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a 10 year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Confucius says: man who sinks into a woman’s arm soon have arms in woman’s sink.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Q.Aviator on 09/04/02 at 11:35 a.m.

;)Umm, yea..thanks for the warning lesson RockRF. I have a feeing i won't be getting married anytime in this life :o

Subject: Re: Marriage...Part 1

Written By: kippo_girl on 09/04/02 at 11:51 a.m.

Are you married?

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: TripsMom on 09/04/02 at 12:16 a.m.

;D ROTFLMAO  ;D

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: asdf_er (Guest) on 09/04/02 at 12:53 a.m.

omg, do you just cut n paste forwards rrf?

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Bobo on 09/04/02 at 12:56 a.m.

That is the idea of them, by their inherent nature, they're meant to go forward to other people. heh.

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: jamminoldies on 09/04/02 at 05:57 p.m.


Quoting:
;)Umm, yea..thanks for the warning lesson RockRF. I have a feeing i won't be getting married anytime in this life :o
End Quote



me too Queen.I just got over a 5 year relationship myself.-howard-

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: southernspitfire on 09/04/02 at 06:01 p.m.

In the words of Mae West:

Marriage is an institution....and who in the hell wants to live in an institution??

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/04/02 at 06:35 p.m.


Quoting:
In the words of Mae West:

Marriage is an institution....and who in the hell wants to live in an institution??
End Quote


;)There you go

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Crazy Don on 09/04/02 at 06:37 p.m.

This is why I never got married!

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: goldie on 09/04/02 at 06:38 p.m.


Quoting:
In the words of Mae West:

Marriage is an institution....and who in the hell wants to live in an institution??
End Quote



Not me, little sis!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/04/02 at 06:56 p.m.


Quoting:


Not me, little sis!!  ;D
End Quote


And there you BOTH GO.......................................

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: BadAngel on 09/04/02 at 09:27 p.m.

Quoting:"When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a 10 year married man looks happy, we wonder why."End Quote



Having been married just over 10 years, I could tell you what it is, but since this sounds so anti-marriage, I'll keep it to myself... :P

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Jonman on 09/06/02 at 10:48 p.m.

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

Been there. Done that. She got the T-shirt.

In the words of Rod Stewart...."I'm never gonna get married again..I'm just gonna find a woman who hates me and buy her a house."

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: southernspitfire on 09/06/02 at 11:12 p.m.

speaking of T-Shirts I have one that looks like a license plate

                     "NverAgin"

      I Bought Before...Next Time I Will Just Lease!!

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Banasy on 09/07/02 at 11:57 a.m.


Quoting:
speaking of T-Shirts I have one that looks like a license plate

                     "NverAgin"

      I Bought Before...Next Time I Will Just Lease!!
End Quote



And I have a T-Shirt that says..."Do Not Arrest This Person"!

I collect funny T-shirts...my fave is one that has a bunny dressed as a cheerleader, holding a pom pom in each hand...underneath are the letters F.U.  (BTW, that stands for Fine University!)
A close second if a T with the Nike Swoosh that says Just Do Me.

I know you all wanted to know the sate of my wardrobe! :D

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Jonman on 09/07/02 at 05:13 p.m.


Quoting:


And I have a T-Shirt that says..."Do Not Arrest This Person"!

I collect funny T-shirts...my fave is one that has a bunny dressed as a cheerleader, holding a pom pom in each hand...underneath are the letters F.U.  (BTW, that stands for Fine University!)
A close second if a T with the Nike Swoosh that says Just Do Me.

I know you all wanted to know the sate of my wardrobe! :D
End Quote



Well, I am the proud(?) of a t-shirt that reads "Let go of my ears...I know what I'm doing!"  ::)

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Alicia. on 09/07/02 at 08:05 p.m.

I'm glad I'm not married......

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Banasy on 09/07/02 at 08:07 p.m.


Quoting:


Well, I am the proud(?) of a t-shirt that reads "Let go of my ears...I know what I'm doing!"  ::)
End Quote



OOOHHHH, I would so love that T-shirt!  My question is, Jonman, why do you have it?  Seems more fitting for a female... ;)

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: southernspitfire on 09/08/02 at 00:52 a.m.


Quoting:


OOOHHHH, I would so love that T-shirt!  My question is, Jonman, why do you have it?  Seems more fitting for a female... ;)
End Quote




No, not always girlie...I have known a man or two that needed direction!!! ::)

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: jamminoldies on 09/08/02 at 09:14 a.m.


Quoting:
I'm glad I'm not married......
End Quote



me too.And I just got over a 5 year relationship that broke up and what could've been a happy one but she blew it. >:( -howard-

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: carrilynn on 09/08/02 at 12:53 a.m.

Marriage sucks. Not that I would know first hand though. Just seems more hassle then what it's worth. Besides, having sex with the SAME person for the rest of your life = B-O-R-I-N-G ;)

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Alicia. on 09/08/02 at 02:30 p.m.


Quoting:
Marriage sucks. Not that I would know first hand though. Just seems more hassle then what it's worth. Besides, having sex with the SAME person for the rest of your life = B-O-R-I-N-G ;)
End Quote



yeah playing musical partners would be fun lol j/k

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: ArchAngel on 09/08/02 at 03:25 p.m.

LoL...
Actually, i'm happily married. A lot of fun and no worries of accumilating skeletons. Maybe it's not for everyone, but it's definately for me.  ;D

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Banasy on 09/08/02 at 06:07 p.m.


Quoting:



No, not always girlie...I have known a man or two that needed direction!!! ::)
End Quote


Oh, that bites, Spitty!!! Pun intended! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Jonman on 09/09/02 at 01:05 a.m.


Quoting:



No, not always girlie...I have known a man or two that needed direction!!! ::)
End Quote



Like the shirt says...let go of my ears... ;)

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/09/02 at 07:15 a.m.


Quoting:
I'm glad I'm not married......
End Quote

Well, given your age you,  I'm glad that you're not either! ;)

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Astral on 09/09/02 at 12:20 a.m.


I've been with my fella 18 years, married  for 13 in October. If you get bored with each other then ur doing something wrong! We keep things interesting and exciting by refusing to get old.

MARRIAGE ROCKS, AND SO DOES MY MUSO HUSBAND  :-*

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Alicia. on 09/09/02 at 06:12 p.m.


Quoting:

Well, given your age you,  I'm glad that you're not either! ;)
End Quote



Yeah me too....I'm Divorced

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: jamminoldies on 09/09/02 at 06:29 p.m.

My Mother and Father have been married for almost 35 years.All they do is argue,in a funny way.They both make fun of their brothers and sisters and they sometimes poke fun at themselves like when my Father is at his computer and My Mom says"You better get off that computer,you fatass or I'll deflate you"! ;D(she's referring to My Father's stomach who's big and round)They also poke fun at Jewish jokes.I just can't believe I listen to this silliness.They fight like old farts in a nursing home. -howard-

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: Indy Gent on 09/10/02 at 04:34 p.m.

No wonder I'm still single. ;D

Subject: Re: Marraige...Part 1

Written By: philbo_baggins on 09/11/02 at 07:50 a.m.


Quoting:
Having been married just over 10 years, I could tell you what it is, but since this sounds so anti-marriage, I'll keep it to myself... :P
End Quote


..my tenth anniversary is coming up on the 25th... (or is it the 26th, I can never remember)  It's a scary thought

Phil