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Subject: Marraige Part 2

Written By: RockandRollFan on 09/04/02 at 12:51 a.m.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.

“I married Miss right, I just didn’t know her first name was Always.”

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: “I HAD IT ALL, MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE.” “WHAT HAPPENED?” asked his friend. He says “MY WIFE FOUND OUT.”

WIFE: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: “AREN’T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?” The other replied, “YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.”

Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

They say women in the U.S. have a longer life expectancy than men...I think we just choose to die sooner!