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Subject: Joke for today
A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." And the poodle goes, "Are you kidding? Once I get the drink I'll have everything!"
Subject: Re: Joke for today
How about these:
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone has been inside a 747. :D haha
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm. HAHAHAHA YOU FOOLISH BLONDES!
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
Subject: Re: Joke for today
Why do Klansmen wear white sheets?
You would too if you didn't have beds. ;D
I do not endorse the Klan.
Subject: Re: Joke for today
Quoting:
How about these:
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone has been inside a 747. :D haha
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm. HAHAHAHA YOU FOOLISH BLONDES!
-Queen Ruth Lorraine AmenRa Burnt Noodles Shway Crayola Staples
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Ummm no!
Subject: Re: Joke for today
Woodpecker walks into a bar and asks...
Is the bartender here?
Subject: Re: Joke for today
Let me know if you caught the reference...
Subject: Re: Joke for today
Quoting:
Let me know if you caught the reference...
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Subject: Re: Joke for today
Im from the UK so this is my joke...........
"What has the Queen Mother and an Easter egg got in common???"
They both got boxed at Easter ;D