Welcome to the archived messages from In The 00s. This archive stretches back to 1998 in some instances, and contains a nearly complete record of all the messages posted to inthe00s.com. You will also find an archive of the messages from inthe70s.com, inthe80s.com, inthe90s.com and amiright.com before they were combined to form the inthe00s.com messageboard.
If you are looking for the active messages, please click here. Otherwise, use the links below or on the right hand side of the page to navigate the archives.
Subject: The good, the bad & the ugly
Another something I found on the net.
(This may offend TripsMom…)
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
(This may offend southernspitfire…especially if she's a lawyer…)
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
:D ;D No offense taken.
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
These are all LOL, crazydon! I don't think Southern is a lawyer, but I wouldn't want to be cross-examined by her in court. ;D ;) (J/k again SS!)
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
That was....in a word, Wonderful :D
Thanks, crazydon ;)
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
Quoting:
These are all LOL, crazydon! I don't think Southern is a lawyer, but I wouldn't want to be cross-examined by her in court. ;D ;) (J/k again SS!)
End Quote
Nope...not a lawyer....good thing for my ex!! ;)
Ah..come on IG..let me turn up the heat on you! Bet I could get you to tell all your deep, dark secrets!!!
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
How much do you want a bet? ;)
Quoting:
Bet I could get you to tell all your deep, dark secrets!!!
End Quote
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
Those sure brightened MY day! :D
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
Good: You've joined a dating service.
Bad: The date that they pick is not a perfect match for you.
Ugly: The girl is not yet 16.
Subject: Re: The good, the bad & the ugly
Quoting:
Another something I found on the net.
(This may offend TripsMom…)
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
(This may offend southernspitfire…especially if she's a lawyer…)
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
End Quote
:o :o :o :oHa ha,that's funny!I can't think of any others,though1Cheers!