Dear Agony Aunt,

I have been engaged for almost a year, and am to be married in the next couple of months. My fiancée's mother is not only extremely attractive, but really great and understanding.   She is helping put the entire wedding together, and last week invited me to her place to go over the invitation list, because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
So, when I got to her place, we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ...  and that’s when she floored me.   She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.   Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom, saying that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes, and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Now the problem Aunty. Should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was devious and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

;D ;D ;D

LMAO!!!

Don't tell your wife to be.
Let your new in-laws wonder/worry about if you'll tell her.  Who knows?  Maybe your sweetie was in on it too...

That's so outrageous it's hard to believe.  I'm going to take you at your word and believe it happened.

Nobody makes an offer like that to "test" somebody.  They'll tell you it's a test if you walk out the front door.  My vote is to tell your fiance... it might lead to something nasty, but I wouldn't keep that a secret.

Yeah!

Maybe they're testing you to see if you would keep anything from your soon-to-be wife.  ;D

Well, I thought it was a cruel prank. If the bride and bridegroom played jokes like that, they would be in divorce court. Just my opinion.

If it helps anyone with any confusion there is over this - there is an e/mail doing the rounds with the exact same text...

So this is a spoof.......

LMFAO!!  That's funny!  But he has to tell his fiance, because if she was in on it, she's going to be suspicious as to why he didn't seem angry.  ;)

OK, I know it's not for real....

But am I the only one sick enough to wonder what would have happened if the guy decided to take her up on her "offer"? :o :o :o :o

I fell for that joke too. But anything's possible, especially if you watched "Meet The Parents" or the series "Meet The Folks".
And LOL, philbo! :D