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Subject: Your best (worst?) pick-up lines!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see ;D
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Oh man, that is really bad.
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Oh man, that is really bad.
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I didn't say they worked, I just said they were good for cheap laughs ;) actually I didn't say that either :-/
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:D
Are you tired? 'Cause you been running through my mind ALL DAY!
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Imagine your in a "Hick" bar when suddenly you see a neanderthal cowboy saunter up to to a toothless lovely and say "Honey, You look Finer Than A New Set Of Snow Tires!"
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Could I check your tag? I just wanted to see if you were "Made In Heaven" :)
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Man, these are baad.
I lost your phone-number, may I have yours.
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was Thanksgiving, how about spending some time between the holidays".
Sorry, had to include that one.
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That was...just...so great ::)
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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I lost my virginity, can I take yours?
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I wish I could re-arrange the alphabet so I could put U and I together
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Do me if I'm wrong, but is your name Alice?
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LOL!! Keep trying Rice.
How about this...from Nora Jones
Come away with me in the night
Come away with me
And I will write you a song
Come away with me on a bus
Come away where they can't tempt us
With their lies
I want to walk with you
On a cloudy day
In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high
So won't you try to come
Come away with me and we'll kiss
On a mountaintop
Come away with me
And I'll never stop loving you
And I want to wake up with the rain
Falling on a tin roof
While I'm safe there in your arms
So all I ask is for you
To come away with me in the night
Come away with me
OK, not a line, per se, but let me tell you boys something, it would work on me. Or for a shorter pick up line, this would be good too...
Did my heart love till now?
Forswear it sight,
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
~ Romeo, Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
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I'm not going to USE these lines ;) ::)
I like the poem though :)
Midsummer Night's Dream has some cool love lines too
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A couple weeks ago, a very sweet, very young man was trying to convince me to come check out his "kitchen" because he claimed that I reminded him of the 30 minute chef. When I told him that I hated cooking and wasn't very good at it, he said that all I would have to do was show up and look pretty in the kitchen - he'd take care of the rest. Call me crazy but I was flattered - ;)
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Awwwwww
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That man is my hero. Canadians rule.
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A couple weeks ago, a very sweet, very young man was trying to convince me to come check out his "kitchen" because he claimed that I reminded him of the 30 minute chef. When I told him that I hated cooking and wasn't very good at it, he said that all I would have to do was show up and look pretty in the kitchen - he'd take care of the rest. Call me crazy but I was flattered - ;)
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Hey! Somebody call the cops...this fine young thang has stolen my heart!
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He:Did it hurt?
She:(usually) Did what hurt?
He:When you fell from Heaven?
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LOL!! Keep trying Rice.
How about this...from Nora Jones
Come away with me in the night
Come away with me
And I will write you a song
Come away with me on a bus
Come away where they can't tempt us
With their lies
I want to walk with you
On a cloudy day
In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high
So won't you try to come
Come away with me and we'll kiss
On a mountaintop
Come away with me
And I'll never stop loving you
And I want to wake up with the rain
Falling on a tin roof
While I'm safe there in your arms
So all I ask is for you
To come away with me in the night
Come away with me
OK, not a line, per se, but let me tell you boys something, it would work on me. Or for a shorter pick up line, this would be good too...
Did my heart love till now?
Forswear it sight,
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
~ Romeo, Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
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What about "My name's Paul. Remember the name cos you're gonna be screaming it all night"
Does that one work for you cs. If not I can be more romantic, honest!!!!!
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I Used to hear them ALL, especially after my reply to them was "I'm with her!"
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A couple weeks ago, a very sweet, very young man was trying to convince me to come check out his "kitchen" because he claimed that I reminded him of the 30 minute chef. When I told him that I hated cooking and wasn't very good at it, he said that all I would have to do was show up and look pretty in the kitchen - he'd take care of the rest. Call me crazy but I was flattered - ;)
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That is so sweet!
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What about "My name's Paul. Remember the name cos you're gonna be screaming it all night"
Does that one work for you cs. If not I can be more romantic, honest!!!!!
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>:(
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The cops are going to arrest you for use of a deadly weapon, 'cause your body's 'bout to give me a heart attack!
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Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long..
Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in..
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?..
i like this one..
Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
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Yo, you are as fine as a loaf a bread. I WONDER if I can have a slice?
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I Used to hear them ALL, especially after my reply to them was "I'm with her!"
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;D
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RICE!!!! Did someone throw you out at a wedding?
(Get it?)
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One I forgot about, last time this topic cropped up: it was a few years ago, just after the new Lotus Elise came out - the first Elise I saw was in a car park, and a drop-dead gorgeous girl got out. My friend and I had been ogling the car unashamedly, and I let out a low wolf-whistle, which made her look round at us. The line (though it wasn't really intended as a pick-up, nor did it work as such) was: "The car's beautiful, too"
Long story for such a short punchline ;-)
Phil
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Hey baby...can I get some fries to go with that shake?
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Actually said:
"Nice shoes. Wanna f?"
Yes, he was slapped.
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I should hope so :) Should've kicked him in the 'nads too
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Actually said:
"Nice shoes. Wanna f?"
Yes, he was slapped.
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Hello..um...I was wondering if you'd helpme? I need a lab partner for an experiment. I want to see how many orgasms it's possible to have within 60 seconds. Would you like to volunteer?
I actually read this in a magazine...and the reply was
But gee...won't your hand get tired?
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I'm in love with this woman. She's quick with her wits :)
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Hello..um...I was wondering if you'd helpme? I need a lab partner for an experiment. I want to see how many orgasms it's possible to have within 60 seconds. Would you like to volunteer?
I actually read this in a magazine...and the reply was
But gee...won't your hand get tired?
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:oWoman?
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Goodness, I hope so! I'd have to question my sexuality otherwise :P
(Wasn't talking about you, but about the woman who made the snappy comeback in the article you read)
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< is no woman...??? :o
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Hey Rice, a quick look at the profile does state he is a guy.
But hey, we still accept you not matter what your choice. ;)
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Goodness, I hope so! I'd have to question my sexuality otherwise :P
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Doggammit! Read up a couple posts *sigh*
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Hey Rice, a quick look at the profile does state he is a guy.
But hey, we still accept you not matter what your choice. ;)
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Subject: Re: Your best (worst?) pick-up lines!
That's okay, I was getting suductive with FB Van Pelt, had him donning thigh high leather boots until the Southern Spitfire set me "straight" again. ;D
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Doggammit! Read up a couple posts *sigh*
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Don't feel bad...you can't help what your body feels...
LOL!!! ;D
Oh...you can't clown me NO MORE after that...
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That's okay, I was getting suductive with FB Van Pelt, had him donning thigh high leather boots until the Southern Spitfire set me "straight" again. ;D
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I'd pay good money to see that! Now where to tuck the dollar bills....
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i ain't touching that
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Please...PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE...please let us never speak of this again :-[
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I'd pay good money to see that! Now where to tuck the dollar bills....
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I'm with you. I think we can figure out a place to tuck the money. ;)
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How about: "Come here often? Would you like to?"
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I'm with you. I think we can figure out a place to tuck the money. ;)
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Ouch! Better wait till he's recovered from the op... :o ::) ;D :-X
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Ouch! Better wait till he's recovered from the op... :o ::) ;D :-X
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I think I can wait. ;) ;D
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Hi Guys ! I've been away all day - what's been happening....?
Oh ! Ummm.....
;D :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :-* ;)
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There's been a misunderstanding, but I took it all in good fun ;)
And in the spirit of the "Tennessee" joke...
Are you Jamaican? 'cuz Jamaican me hot!
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Hi Guys ! I've been away all day - what's been happening....?
Oh ! Ummm.....
;D :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :-* ;)
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I'd pay good money to see that! Now where to tuck the dollar bills....
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Lang, Honey......
Don't know if there's enough money on this planet :-*
But for a friend I suppose.... :)
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Actually said:
"Nice shoes. Wanna f?"
Yes, he was slapped.
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LMAO. Nice shoes... That is original. So original, he should have been rewarded for his creativity.
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Actually said:
"Nice shoes. Wanna f?"
Yes, he was slapped.
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I know someone who tried that line. Without the shoes part. According to him, it actually worked. 'Course, that was the early 70s! ::)
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Do you have a little (insert ethnicity here) in you?
Would you like one? ;)
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THAT will not work if you say, "a little in you" :) :D ;D
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ergo, "insert ethnicity here" ;)
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let's change it to: "Do you have some (insert ethnicity here) in you?"
that better?
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Baby you like eggs over easy .......sisssle & :-* pop!
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"Can you take off your glasses so you can't see what I'm doing to you?" Yawn.
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"Can you take off your glasses so you can't see what I'm doing to you?" Yawn.
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I wear glasses, Banasy ;) I hope your daughter never heard that line :) Congrats again on her wedding.
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Vaguely on topic:
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized."
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^ okay, I am waiting for "doodelang doodelang" ::)
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^ okay, I am waiting for "doodelang doodelang" ::)
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To which I suspect Lang's reply would come from a few lines later in the same song :
"Honey, it would be like trying to find a needle in a haystack" :(
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I wear glasses, Banasy ;) I hope your daughter never heard that line :) Congrats again on her wedding.
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Nah, she wears contacts. ;) Thanks!!!!!
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Bad Pickup Lines for the First Day of School
So... you come to Detention often?
Baby, life is an extra credit question... and you're the answer.
In the cafeteria: Your name must be Chef's Special, 'cause you sure look yummy.
Are you lost? 'Cause my locker is that way.
Are you on the soccer team? 'Cause your body is kickin'.
I'm about to get on the honor roll, 'cause I'd be honored to get your number.
You and I should be lab partners... 'cause we got chemistry.
If you were my homeroom teacher, I'd have perfect attendance.
Hope you've got a hall pass, 'cause you're trespassing in my heart
In English class: Can you help me with my book report? It's on The Book of Love.
I must be flunking geography -- 'cause baby, I'm lost in your eyes.
I don't know much about algebra, but I know You + Me = x (where x is defined as "forever")
Can I be one of your extracurriculars?
You know, colleges like to see smoochin' on your transcript. So let's get you into Harvard.
Are you on a varsity team? 'Cause you got all the right moves.
I flunked my astronomy test -- 'cause I looked at you and saw stars
I'm going to need some more electives, 'cause there just aren't enough languages to express how fine you are.
I got these on Teenpeople.com
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THESE ARE HORRIBLE
The Worst Pickup lines
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
(motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock
Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cu**ing too.
Guy: You hear about the party?
Girl: What party?
Guy: The one in your mouth everyones cu**ing
So, do you want to see something really swell?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel
I think thats enough 4 today
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Okay I'm addicted to this
These are straight forward ones
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
Hi, I'm a tawdry sl*t looking for a good time.
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
Let's bypass all the bulls**t and just get naked.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway
Hi my name is(your name), did I mention I have a penis.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go f***
You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will f*** you
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna f***?
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THE WOMANS REPLY
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yeah, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man:"I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
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My kind of women ;D
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blood is red
your face is blue
ive never seen a monkey
that stinks like you
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Subject: Re: Your best (worst?) pick-up lines!
These are great!
My contribution:
Man pulls his hip pockets of his jeans inside out and says:
"Hey, baby, wanna kiss the rabbit between his ears?"
and
Leering guy: "Wanna go to a watermelon roast?"
Unsuspecting female: "Don't know, what's that?"
Leering guy: "That's where you roast the melon, it explodes, then everyone runs behind a bush and gets a piece."
I've been hit with both of those before. Needless to say, they didn't work. ;D