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Subject: A quiz for all the Mums out there
Here is a mock quiz I found as part of an editorial in a magazine. Have a read !
Are some New Years resolutions are in order if this is what lifes come to ??? Then again if you answer yes to them all I perfectly understand :)
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Mothers all around the world ! Do you need more time ?
Admit it !
Do you sometimes :
Accuse the goldfish of attention seeking Save up plaque to make flossing a special treatDust with underpants (especially while still wearing them)Put your partner to bed in his school uniform
Choose the phrase that best completes this sentence : “As soon as I get a clear space I’m going to” :
De-louse the childrenChange the children’s sheetsFind the childrenBury the cat
In your heart of hearts, you frequently envy people who are :
Debt-freeChild-freeGainfully unemployedHusband-free
Your idea of a leisure-time activity involves :
Plucking your nipple hairsWhippersnipping the lawnRewinding overdue videosWhippersnipping your bikini line
Do you have trouble remembering
Your PIN codesYour user namesyour passwordsYour maiden name
Mentally evacuate your underwear drawer. Be brutal. Deduct 5 points for each of the following :
A carbon-datable maternity braA granulating high-cut leotard circa 1987Never-worn lingerie from two husbands agoMore oxidising underwire than the Golden Gate Bridge
Which of the following best describes your sex life :
Pleasantly moribundUnpleasantly moribundTen out of ten for contraceptionN/A
Your fantasy about the perfect mini-break involves :
Mel Gibson and a can of whipped creamFive minutes alone in the toiletAn eco-tour of the back shelf of the fridgeear candling
Since having kids, you find that you are increasingly out of touch with :
Current EventsPast eventsTheir biological fatherAll of the above
Complete the following sentence :
“My life would make more sense if only I had more" :
Quality time with my dogFrequent flyer pointsUnwooded ChardonnayPlaces to hide
Compared to you, which of the following groups seem to be having more fun :
MenBlondesYour parentsThe goldfish
Taking the time to read this quiz has made you feel :
Unbearably guiltyComparatively saneSlightly superior
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
Ok...I'll admit to the dusting with underpants and the Mel Gibson fantasy! but other than that....I do have a life. I do.
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
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Ok...I'll admit to the dusting with underpants and the Mel Gibson fantasy! but other than that....I do have a life. I do.
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But (dusting with underpants) - while you are wearing them :o ???
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
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But (dusting with underpants) - while you are wearing them :o ???
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Ooops! No I strictly dust with pre loved ones.....and that's all I'm going to say about that Fuss! :-[ ;D
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
That's pretty funny! Thanks for sharing the quiz!
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
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That's pretty funny! Thanks for sharing the quiz!
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You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it, I had to re-produce it long-hand :-/
If only there was a way of tapping into the answers ! Surely the original poster should have that privelege ::) ;)
Chucky ! 8)
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
Dusting with underpants? There are people out there with time to dust? :P
Oh, and can I exchange Mel Gibson for somebody else? He's not exactly my cup of tea...( I'm more of a coffee person. I'll keep the whipped cream though. 8):o)
This is great Fuss. You made me laugh yet again.
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
Okay, I dust with socks while carrying them to the laundry hamper...
And I don't even have kids...
But I do find myself quoting my mother's platitudes to my cats.... ::)
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
Oh my goodness, I need a kid free vacation! ;D
Can I dust with Mel Gibson in his underpants?
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
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Oh my goodness, I need a kid free vacation! ;D
Can I dust with Mel Gibson in his underpants?
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Sure, TripsMom, why not?
Then I can dust with Oded Fehr and his underpants. http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/evil_lol.gif
Er, I mean with a spare pair. ::) http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/AZZANGEL.gif
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
im not a mommy but i know a guy named tommy
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
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Oh my goodness, I need a kid free vacation! ;D
Can I dust with Mel Gibson in his underpants?
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I agree! That Mel Gibson line was probably funnier than the quiz! ;) I'll dust with his undies, but he has to follow me around the house nakey!! :o lol
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im not a mommy but i know a guy named tommyEnd Quote
Oh, thank goodness, there are still people here dedicated to posting useless nonsense! And here I thought it was safe to post.... ::)
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
Funny quiz, Fuss! ;D
Subject: Re: A quiz for all the Mums out there
Ok, I have to Admit -
I save up plaque to make flossing a treat (i dont get many treats, so that's why)
As soon as I get a clear space I'm gonna find the children.
I envy Child-free women.
Rewinding Over-due videos. (well I'm not gonna say 'sorry this is late' and hand over £63, am I?)
PIN codes. Veeeery annoying.
Compared to me, The goldfish is having more fun!
Other than those, I have a life.