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This is a topic from the Playful Penguin Place forum on inthe00s.
Subject: Joke
Written By: NocturnalChild on 01/09/03 at 03:28 p.m.
> > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best
> > > patients on the operating
> > > table.
> > > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
> > > my operating table
> > > because you open them up, everything inside is
> > > numbered."
> > >
> > > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
> > > electricians! Everything
> > > inside them is color coded."
> > >
> > > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
> > > are the best...
> > > Everything inside hem is in alphabetical order."
> > >
> > > The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like
> > > construction workers. Those
> > > guys always understand when you have a few parts left
> > > over at the end."
> > >
> > > BUT... the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
> > > observed, "You're all
> > > wrong ... politicians are the easiest to operate on...
> > > There's no guts, no
> > > heart, and no spine... and... the head and ass are
> > > interchangeable."
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: max_power on 01/09/03 at 10:27 p.m.
http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies/LolLolLolLol.gif
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: Feiticeira on 01/10/03 at 09:22 a.m.
Hehe good joke...
Although some Politicians actually deserve some R.E.S.P.E.C.T
But lets not go into that at the mo ;D
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: @ssKicker on 01/10/03 at 09:27 a.m.
Kewl. ;D The version I heard was with lawyers.
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: shazzaah on 01/10/03 at 03:32 p.m.
New joke:
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."
A week later Mrs.. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.
"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."
"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?"
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years,
but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: Rice Cube on 01/10/03 at 03:34 p.m.
McDonald's has cutlery? Sweet! ;D
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: shazzaah on 01/10/03 at 03:35 p.m.
good thing he swept it off the table... ;)
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: Indy Gent on 01/10/03 at 06:28 p.m.
And it put a smile on Grimace's face.
Subject: Re: Joke
Written By: Steve_H on 01/11/03 at 00:03 a.m.
Sven and Ilka's wedding night. Ikla says to Sven, "Be gentle, it's my first time."
"How can that be?" Sven asks. "I'm your fourth husband."
"Well," says Ilka, "my first husband was a psychologist, and he just wanted to talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, and he just wanted to look at it. But my third husband! Oh. I miss him so much sometimes."
"What did he do?" Sven asked.
"He was a stamp collector."