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Subject: Want to know what gender that you should have been

Written By: NocturnalChild on 01/16/03 at 03:00 p.m.

THEN TAKE THE Super- SCIENTIFIC REMARKABLY ACCURATE GENDER TEST...
with already 5,512,905 peoples genders guessed.

Our Claim
Guys and girls are different in ways only we realize. In fact, without asking about your clothes, grooming, or chest, our Gender Test *will* predict, with 100% accuracy, whether you're a guy or a girl.

This test's patented Geni-Tell technology has gotten smarter with every taker. Finally, witness the true power of the Internet.



http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/

I'LL GO FIRST...
It all adds up...
YOU ARE DEFINITALY A WOMAN

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/16/03 at 03:06 p.m.

Despite being an effeminate b@st@rd, I AM a man ;D  Sweet.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: shazzaah on 01/16/03 at 03:16 p.m.



"It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman!"

Ok, I felt some of the questions needed more description but other than that, cool!

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Steve_H on 01/16/03 at 03:27 p.m.

The test is 93% confident that I am a... man.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: The_Ghetto_John on 01/16/03 at 03:28 p.m.

It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!

WOOH THATS A RELIEF

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Jessica on 01/16/03 at 03:34 p.m.

It says I'm definitely a female. That's good! ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: lebeiw15 on 01/16/03 at 03:59 p.m.

I'm  "80% woman".  I'm serious guys, I'm not hiding ANYTHING!!!   :o  :-/  :o

Um, oh well, er, it was a dumb test anyway.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/16/03 at 04:01 p.m.


Quoting:
I'm  "80% woman".  I'm serious guys, I'm not hiding ANYTHING!!!   :o  :-/  :o

Um, oh well, er, it was a dumb test anyway.
End Quote


Maybe this just means you relate to the ladies better ;)  Consider yourself lucky.

Don't forget to grunt and scratch yourself every now and then to protect your manhood :D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/16/03 at 04:16 p.m.

It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman!

Say what?

Well, actually, my mom wanted me to be a girl since she already had two boys.  I really felt that I should have been a girl, and if I had to live my life all over, I would probably have chosen to be a girl.  But I'm proud that I'm a man and really never wanted to be anything else.

And it also said that women prefer blue bedrooms and men white ones!  No way!  White bedrooms are too boring!

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 01/16/03 at 04:20 p.m.

http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/graphics/scale_6.gif

This was me.  Apparently I just tip the scale into man-ness.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 01/16/03 at 04:57 p.m.

Interesting test!  It says I'm definitely a woman!  :)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: TripsMom on 01/16/03 at 05:00 p.m.

Yup,
   I'm a chick. ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Rice Cube on 01/16/03 at 05:01 p.m.


Quoting:
Yup,
   I'm a chick. ;D
End Quote



A Mira Sorvino lookalike ;)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: dagwood on 01/16/03 at 05:20 p.m.

It is 86% positive that I am a woman...I was worried for a minute there. ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/16/03 at 05:37 p.m.

Well, I can sleep good tonight knowing that a stupid test told me that I am woman (as if I didn't know that before).



Cat

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: jamminoldies on 01/16/03 at 07:26 p.m.

They said I was a ......WOMAN(*eeep*)

Well,that does it! I'm not buying anymore panties
for myself. ;D

howard

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: XenaKat13 on 01/16/03 at 07:39 p.m.

Either I'm incredibly open-minded about certain things, or there's something seriously wrong here... >:(  

It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!  


No I'm not!!!  :o :(  (At least, the last time I looked I wasn't..... ::) ::) ::) )


REALLY?

    You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

    People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.

:'( :'(  Nature's mistake, they called me.  :'( :'(  Scary they say.

I'm just gonna go cry my way through a box of tissues and eat a pint of Haagen-Daaz.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/16/03 at 08:14 p.m.

I got this answer, and a good thing too!

You are definately a man!

Oh Yeah, I have to mention that unlike many men, I knew that a clam was alive. ;)


Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Jonman on 01/17/03 at 01:55 a.m.

It said I was definitely a woman...and when I said I was a guy I got this response...

You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.

    People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck.

So I'm nature's mistake? It said it didn't like my views on Canada...well I'm sorry but I left that question blank...Canada doesn't suck! And I'm sorry but "The Slot Machine" is more a wrestler name than a porn star...put the word Black in your name and the women...well let's just remind each other that once you go black you'll never go back...or so the saying goes...

Too funny!!

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Dude on 01/17/03 at 03:50 a.m.

Man.(Thanx for the reassurance ::))

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: 80smusicfreak on 01/17/03 at 05:36 a.m.

Quoting:
THEN TAKE THE Super- SCIENTIFIC REMARKABLY ACCURATE GENDER TEST... End Quote



Um, Hairspra-a-ay!!! ;) :P

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Taoist on 01/17/03 at 05:59 a.m.

Hmm...
86% man (although I don't really think Canada sucks)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: DJ Midas on 01/17/03 at 06:10 a.m.

Wow! That thing really works!  :o  It says I'm 80% man...the other 20% is the weight I need to lose from overindulging during the holidays... ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Zella on 01/17/03 at 06:12 a.m.

I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/17/03 at 06:15 a.m.


Quoting:
I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D
End Quote



Well, guess what!  It said I was a woman!  My mom wanted me to be a girl anyway…

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/17/03 at 06:22 a.m.


Quoting:
I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D
End Quote



That is interesting - it said I was definitely a woman  ::)  But the slider seemed to be exactly on 50%....

::) :P

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Zella on 01/17/03 at 06:31 a.m.


Quoting:
I knew what it was going to say before I even took it! I'm a MAN! ;D ;D ;D
End Quote



Quoting:


That is interesting - it said I was definitely a woman  ::)  But the slider seemed to be exactly on 50%....

::) :P
End Quote



Well at least we still fit.... ::)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: MissInformation on 01/17/03 at 07:08 a.m.

86% woman, I guess that leaves the other 14% as tomboy!  

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: cs on 01/17/03 at 07:16 a.m.

Yup, I am WOMAN (hear me roar).

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: resinchaser on 01/17/03 at 07:38 a.m.

This thing is a joke right? It just said that it's 80% sure that i'm a woman! I know i'm Liberal, but i'm not THAT Liberal!

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Wicked Lester on 01/17/03 at 08:35 a.m.

I am definitely a man, but like Race, I also knew that a clam was alive!  ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: TripsMom on 01/17/03 at 09:00 a.m.


Quoting:


That is interesting - it said I was definitely a woman  ::)  But the slider seemed to be exactly on 50%....

::) :P
End Quote


Wasn't there something about thigh high boots that could have skewed the numbers? :o ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/17/03 at 01:37 p.m.

Probably was due to those thigh high boots being red leather! :o  ;)

Quoting:

Wasn't there something about thigh high boots that could have skewed the numbers? :o ;D
End Quote

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Criz on 01/17/03 at 01:48 p.m.

I did that 'test' ages ago and it confirmed that I was most definitly female. However, my uncle and boyfriend both did it, and got a 'smack bang in the middle' result, like FB and yet it claimed that they were female. You'd think I'd notice if I was dating a female, wouldn't you? ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Carlos The Jackal on 01/17/03 at 01:50 p.m.


Quoting:
I did that 'test' ages ago and it confirmed that I was most definitly female. However, my uncle and boyfriend both did it, and got a 'smack bang in the middle' result, claiming that they were also female. You'd think I'd notice that I was dating a female, wouldn't you? ;D
End Quote



Check the Adam's apple ;) Always check for an Adam's apple...

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Criz on 01/17/03 at 01:54 p.m.


Quoting:
Check the Adam's apple ;) Always check for an Adam's apple...
End Quote



Hmm, I'm pretty sure its there...amongst other things  ;)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Carlos The Jackal on 01/17/03 at 01:55 p.m.


Quoting:


Hmm, I'm pretty sure its there...amongst other things  ;)
End Quote



Yeah... like the shoulder to hip ratio ;)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: jamminoldies on 01/17/03 at 07:55 p.m.

They said I was a Woman.
>:(
Then if I'm a Woman,shouldn't I be getting my period now?
I feel kinda moody! ;D :D ;)

I have the desire to buy Hanes For Hers. ::)

howard

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: southernspitfire on 01/17/03 at 10:07 p.m.

You are definitely a woman!   86%

I know someone will be happy to hear that!!!!!!!!! ;)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Dude on 01/18/03 at 04:39 a.m.


Quoting:
You are definitely a woman!   86%

I know someone will be happy to hear that!!!!!!!!! ;)
End Quote

I'm sure that if someone doesn't know by now, then you're both in a world of trouble. ;)
(Oh........and I'm definitely a man! 86%........how ironic)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/18/03 at 04:49 a.m.

You look beautiful tonight honey :-*
Hey! :o That's not my wife, that's Howard!!! >:( Get my wifes Hanes off NOW!!! ;D

Quoting:
They said I was a Woman.
>:(
Then if I'm a Woman,shouldn't I be getting my period now?
I feel kinda moody! ;D :D ;)

I have the desire to buy Hanes For Hers. ::)

howard
End Quote

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 01/18/03 at 05:31 a.m.


Quoting:
You are definitely a woman!   86%

I know someone will be happy to hear that!!!!!!!!! ;)
End Quote



Quoting:

I'm sure that if someone doesn't know by now, then you're both in a world of trouble. ;)
(Oh........and I'm definitely a man! 86%........how ironic)
End Quote



Okay then - both 86%

What, as a matter of scientific curiosity, do you both use the other 14% for  ???  ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: NocturnalChild on 01/18/03 at 01:32 p.m.


Quoting:
Um, oh well, er, it was a dumb test anyway.
End Quote



:'( it seems noone lieks mah test. (sigh) It okay i will go cry in my corner. Or find a laughing place liek that wierd lady in Stephen Kings "Misery"  book.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Steve_H on 01/18/03 at 01:36 p.m.


Quoting:


:'( it seems noone lieks mah test. (sigh) It okay i will go cry in my corner. Or find a laughing place liek that wierd lady in Stephen Kings "Misery"  book.
End Quote



Hey!!!  Who ya calling "noone?"  I liked the test (speaking as a 93% male, that is)   ;)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: jamminoldies on 01/18/03 at 02:14 p.m.


Quoting:
You look beautiful tonight honey :-*
Hey! :o That's not my wife, that's Howard!!! >:( Get my wifes Hanes off NOW!!! ;D

End Quote



But,they feel so snug on me. ;D!

Next time,I go out,I'm gonna buy me some hosiery! ;D :D  ;)
And some DOUCHE! ;D

howard

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Gecko on 01/18/03 at 04:49 p.m.

I'm female - which is good, seeing as I always thought I was! :D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/18/03 at 11:52 p.m.

Well, only 80% female.  Guess growing up with 3 brothers and now having 3 sons is rubbing off on me?!?!?!

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/19/03 at 00:57 a.m.


Quoting:
Male with a 93% confidence. 7% more, and I'd be used as a guinea pig to make steroids!
End Quote

Yeah, but did you answer the clam question correctly? ;)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Zella on 01/19/03 at 01:02 a.m.

Quoting:

Yeah, but did you answer the clam question correctly? ;)
End Quote



Even my blonde husband answered the clam question correctly! ::)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/19/03 at 01:08 a.m.


Quoting:


Even my blonde husband answered the clam question correctly! ::)
End Quote

Hey!  I was blonde.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Zella on 01/19/03 at 01:09 a.m.


Quoting:

Hey!  I was blonde.
End Quote



Oooops! ::)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/19/03 at 01:15 a.m.


Quoting:
What is it that I am not seeing about the clam question ??? :) :D ;D
End Quote

At the end of the test they explain a bit about a few of the questions asked and how it helps determine sexuality.  It said that a lot of men don't know that clams are living creatured, I was surprised about this myself but of course I live in a big seafood area and have been digging up clams since I can remember.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/19/03 at 01:16 a.m.


Quoting:


Oooops! ::)
End Quote

No offense taken Zella, lets me just say that if your husband still has blonde hair then he's doing much better than most of us. ::)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: SuperFreak on 01/19/03 at 07:16 a.m.

Oh, I first thought is was what gender you should be With! Either way, the answer is female :)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/19/03 at 01:35 p.m.

I think one of the questions that determine things had to be the middle name. Most of the names ending in vowels are female. Lynne, Anne, etc. I'm sure there are other questions in there that help determine it.



Cat

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/19/03 at 02:41 p.m.

Well, my middle name is Wayne.  I have a brother whose middle name is Dale.  Both of them end in vowels.

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: jamminoldies on 01/19/03 at 02:47 p.m.

Well,If it said I was a woman,Let me go put on my
sexiest lingerie for all you big boys out there.
And then after that,I'm gonna shower myself. :-*

Howard :)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: ragebass on 01/20/03 at 03:07 a.m.

eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wrongo! Man is my wife going to be pissed when she finds out she's a lesbian  :o

Just because I prefer a blue room over a white (I'm light sensitive so blue doesn't reflect as much) I'm now a gal. The bright side is that they were only 86% sure - not 100%. ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Race_Bannon on 01/20/03 at 03:41 a.m.

ragebass is a woman, ragebass is a woman, nah, nah, ne nah nah! ;D

Quoting:
eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wrongo! Man is my wife going to be pissed when she finds out she's a lesbian  :o

Just because I prefer a blue room over a white (I'm light sensitive so blue doesn't reflect as much) I'm now a gal. The bright side is that they were only 86% sure - not 100%. ;D
End Quote

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: ragebass on 01/20/03 at 04:11 a.m.

I'm not feeling particularly pretty right now  ;)

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: jamminoldies on 01/20/03 at 12:59 a.m.


Quoting:
eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wrongo! Man is my wife going to be pissed when she finds out she's a lesbian  :o

Just because I prefer a blue room over a white (I'm light sensitive so blue doesn't reflect as much) I'm now a gal. The bright side is that they were only 86% sure - not 100%. ;D
End Quote



Wow,rage,yur wife is a lesbian.If I'm a woman and your wife is gay....Uh ?

Man,this quiz is F'd up! ::)

Howard

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: ragebass on 01/20/03 at 02:11 p.m.

I think I just derailed this thread  ;D

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: Crazy Don on 01/20/03 at 02:21 p.m.

Maybe ragebass is being confused with cs, who is a woman, and uses the same avatar!

Subject: Re: Want to know what gender that you should have

Written By: ragebass on 01/20/03 at 02:30 p.m.

Nope - they're just giving me hell  ;D

Never should've taken that test darn it