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HI, sorry I'm late but I have beer do you want it in the fridge or will you drink it now??
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She'll have it now!!!

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Oh yes, time to bring out the virtual gifts.... I have one here wrapped in about a 2 inch by 10 inch oblong box.... sorry tho' -- batteries not included! ;) Anybody bring any batteries? :D
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Why such a skinny box?  :o

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For a birthday gift, perhaps you would like to...pet my anteater?  ;)

Have a good one, young lady :D
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That would be a gift for you, not her!!!! How can you scare her on her birthday?? ;)

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Why such a skinny box?  :o
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I told Zed not to buy the starter's pack !  ::)  :P

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Why such a skinny box?  :o
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Ooops! My measurements are out! Four inches wide, and that is the width, not the circumferance! ;)

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Just a word to the wise! To any of you he-man beer drinking guys...........don't.....and I mean DON'T try to drink SS under the table.........better men than you have tried and lost on that little deal!! ;) ;D
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As it should be ! ;D

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Just a word to the wise! To any of you he-man beer drinking guys...........don't.....and I mean DON'T try to drink SS under the table.........better men than you have tried and lost on that little deal!! ;) ;D
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Pshaw, I hold the world record for "keg-stand", bring her on!  :D

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Just a word to the wise! To any of you he-man beer drinking guys...........don't.....and I mean DON'T try to drink SS under the table.........better men than you have tried and lost on that little deal!! ;) ;D
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You say that as if you know from experience, Dude!  ;)

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And for the next virtual gift ---  A case of batteries!!  ;D 8) :o ;D
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Batteries! Yes! I knew someone would come through! :D

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Pshaw, I hold the world record for "keg-stand", bring her on!  :D
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Am I going to have to carry you home again, young man?  >:( >:(   ;) ;)

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Am I going to have to carry you home again, young man?  >:( >:(   ;) ;)


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I sure hope so, hunnybuns ;)   :-*

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From :  Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter man....

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OMG! I just had a listen! It really is Steve Irwin! :o :o

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Pshaw, I hold the world record for "keg-stand", bring her on!  :D
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Son.........I'm telling ya...........this a'int no little boys frat party where everyones sneaking away from home to get drunk for the 2nd or 3rd time in their life. If your going to hang with her, you better be ready to DRINK!!

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Thank you SO much Steve Irwin!!!!!!!!!!  I love the birthday wishes!! :-* :-*

You got a good friend in Fussy!! ;)
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What does FB want for his birthday ?

NOT to be considered Steve Irwin's friend  :-/

;D

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Son.........I'm telling ya...........this a'int no little boys frat party where everyones sneaking away from home to get drunk for the 2nd or 3rd time in their life. If your going to hang with her, you better be ready to DRINK!!
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AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)

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AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)
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You really want to take me on?  Whole rows of bars have had to restock after I plow through... :D

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You really want to take me on?  Whole rows of bars have had to restock after I plow through... :D
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SO what little Asian man.......not a problem!!!!

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OMG! I just had a listen! It really is Steve Irwin! :o :o
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It sure did sound like it.

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You really want to take me on?  Whole rows of bars have had to restock after I plow through... :D
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Cyke, I'm afraid my money is going on the lady from Arkansas!

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Cyke, I'm afraid my money is going on the lady from Arkansas!
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Thanks lester!!! ;D

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SO what little Asian man.......not a problem!!!!
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Bring it on, woman, I drink by the swimming pool ;D

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Cyke, I'm afraid my money is going on the lady from Arkansas!
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Mine too! I've seen her drink and I know what damage she can do!

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It sure did sound like it.
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Of course!! Didn't you all know? Luke really is Steve Irwin!!!  :D

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I actually did happen to make it after all! Happy Birthday, ss!
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Cool, Leb!  You get to prop me up after I win the drinking contest ;D

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Of course!! Didn't you all know? Luke really is Steve Irwin!!!  :D
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Well then, how about free passes to the Austrailian Zoo. ;D

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Of course!! Didn't you all know? Luke really is Steve Irwin!!!  :D
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I am sure you just made his day.... ::) ;D

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Of course!! Didn't you all know? Luke really is Steve Irwin!!!  :D
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So is he going to piss off any wild animals today?  :D

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I am sure you just made his day.... ::) ;D
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I don't know about Fuss........but you sure as the sun is shining here made mine!! I am gonna be gushing about this ALL day long!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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I don't know about Fuss........but you sure as the sun is shining here made mine!! I am gonna be gushing about this ALL day long!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yay!  She's happy!  :D

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Don't you hate it when people give you stuff they don't want any more ?  ;D

All of Australia gives you Steve Irwin  :D

I don't care what you do with him, feed him to Hossy if you like  ;)
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Nah.....I think I will keep Steve around for awhile!!!!!!!!

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Nah.....I think I will keep Steve around for awhile!!!!!!!!
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I bet that you will!!  ;)

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Nah.....I think I will keep Steve around for awhile!!!!!!!!
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Ewwww !  All that snow is affecting your reasoning ability  ;D

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Nuts, that's what I forgot to do.  I was supposed to jump out of the cake :-/
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Now that would be an interesting cake. I am sure SS would love it! ;D

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Nuts, that's what I forgot to do.  I was supposed to jump out of the cake :-/
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Must've been a Rice cake.... ;D

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Ewwww !  All that snow is affecting your reasoning ability  ;D
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He's on his 4th beer man...........he's tore up!! ;) ;D

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He's on his 4th beer man...........he's tore up!! ;) ;D
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A virtual beer count?  Uncanny!

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He's on his 4th beer man...........he's tore up!! ;) ;D
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He would be he doesn't drink !! ;D

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Must've been a Rice cake.... ;D
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The best kind ;)

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Rice in my cake..Mark and Luke already tore up.....what more can a girl ask for??
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It just so happens that I have an anteater in my...avatar ;)

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When I woke up I wondered why no one wished you a Happy Birthday…I wanted to bring back MW's thread from last year but you all would think that she had returned, so I started my thread…I wondered why no one noticed!
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Come on Don, for once don't be a wet blanket!!!

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Come on Don, for once don't be a wet blanket!!!
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Amen!! It's a birthday celebration!!!

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Happy Birthday! :D
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You're late ;)  You missed the cake-jumping!

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Amen!! It's a birthday celebration!!!
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Yes it IS!  Howdy, Gayla :D How've you been?

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Thank all of y'all SOOOO much. You have no idea how much this made her day. Turned out well too!! I was hoping we would set the "most users on line" record and we did!! Thanx again guys!!  ;) ;D
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No Problem at all, Dude!  Glad to contribute ;)

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We all just partied til we couldn't stand it anymore.....I am a happy girl...it was a WONDERFUL day....and I can be proud to say I am 32 today!!   :D 8):D
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But you act like you're 21, which is cool ;)

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From :  Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter man....



Dear Christy

My good friend* FussBudget tells me that it is your birthday today.

STRUTH !

He tells me that you Americans love to think that he and all other Aussies talk just like me !  Well of course they do !

Here is a little something I recorded just for you on your special day....  A message from 'Stray-ya' !

http://home.iprimus.com.au/lukecossins/Crikey%20-It's%20the%20Croc%20Hunter.mp3


Steve -


(* a claim FB thoroughly rejects  ;))


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Sorry SS,  I'm afraid a honed Queensland ear like mine can pick up a fake.....AND THIS AIN'T STEVE!  Or maybe it is Steve, but after  his smoked a.... ahem well anyway!  The real Steve is much more hyper.  Good try Fuss! ;)

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Sorry SS,  I'm afraid a honed Queensland ear like mine can pick up a fake.....AND THIS AIN'T STEVE!  Or maybe it is Steve, but after  his smoked a.... ahem well anyway!  The real Steve is much more hyper.  Good try Fuss! ;)
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Would you believe, HD, it took some convincing  ;D

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I find the man obnoxious and boorish in the extreme, and would only welcome him into my house if it were to extract a snake or something equally 'orrible.....  ;)
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I'm afraid we'll have to agree to disagree Fuss!  He's just gorgeous I'm afraid and could deliver a snake to my house anyday!  ;D

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I'm afraid we'll have to agree to disagree Fuss!  He's just gorgeous I'm afraid and could deliver a snake to my house anyday!  ;D
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Whether he is gorgeous or not is irrelevant to my running him down !

He is a poor man's Paul Hogan (he is Strine without class) and he sets the image of the country back about 2 decades !

One day he's gonna get reckless with one of his prehistoric friends, and end up missing a leg or his gonads or something similar, and then he can justify yelling out Struth and Crikey  ;D