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Subject: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: ThunderVamp9 on 02/11/03 at 02:35 p.m.

Follow the
instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from
a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...Use the
third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a =poopsie, b =lumpy, c =buttercup,
d =gidget, e =crusty, f=greasy, g =fluffy, h=cheeseball, i=chim-chim,
j =stinky,
k =flunky, l =boobie, m =pinky, n =zippy, o =goober, p =doofus, q=
slimy, r =loopy, s=snotty, t =tulefel, u =dorkey, v=squeezit, w =oprah, x=skipper,
y=dinky, z =zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a =apple, b =toilet, c =giggle, d =burger,
e =girdle, f =barf, g=lizard, h =waffle,
i =cootie, j =monkey, k =potty, l =liver,
m=banana, n =rhino, o =bubble,
p =hamster, q=toad, r =gizzard, s=pizza,
t =gerbil, u =chicken, v =pickle,
w=chuckle, x =tofu, y=gorilla, z =stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a =head, b =mouth, c =face, d =nose,
e =tush, f =breath, g =pants,
h =shorts, i =lips, j =honker, k =butt,
l =brain, m =tushie, n =hunks,
o =hiney, p =biscuits, q =toes, r =buns,
s =fanny, t=sniffer, u=sprinkles,
v =kisser, w =squirt, x =humperdinck,
y =brains, z =juice


For example, George W. Bush's new name is "Goober Chickenshorts".


I myself, have the new name of Goober Bubbletush.

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/11/03 at 02:42 p.m.

As Rice Cube, I am "Buttercup Chickentush"

As myself, I am "Zippy Girdlehunks"

:)

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Kenlos on 02/11/03 at 02:48 p.m.

Haha.  I am "Zippy Bubblefanny".

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Jessica on 02/11/03 at 03:09 p.m.

I am Snotty Girdletush. ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/11/03 at 03:13 p.m.

Zippy Liverbuns.

Crazy Don doesn't have a fourth letter in his screen name…

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: shazzaah on 02/11/03 at 03:33 p.m.

as myself I am Crusty Bubble butt-ew!

as Shazzaah Who I am Poopsie Waffle.

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 02/11/03 at 03:37 p.m.

In reality, I am  : Flunky Bubblefanny  ;D

As FB, I am : Snotty Applebiscuits  ???

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/11/03 at 03:43 p.m.

Ok, guys I feel pretty stupid to say,

"Bow down before the great Tulefel Chickenhunks!"

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Zella on 02/11/03 at 04:27 p.m.

Well, using my real name I am "Tuleful Girdlepants."

With my alter-ego I am either "Poopsie Girdlehunks" or "Boobie Girdlehunks."

(I can't believe I actually did this... ::) )

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: dagwood on 02/11/03 at 05:25 p.m.

Fluffy Gizzardtush, at your service.

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: jamminoldies on 02/11/03 at 07:07 p.m.

Oprah Gerbilbuns! ;D

Howard

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Hairspray on 02/11/03 at 07:56 p.m.

Chim-chim Hamsterhead

LOL!!! ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/11/03 at 09:07 p.m.

As me, I'm Pinky Applebuns

As 80s cheerleader, I'm Snotty Waffletush

I prefer Pinky Applebuns ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Race_Bannon on 02/11/03 at 09:31 p.m.

The names Cootiebrain,...Greasy Cootiebrain.
But my friends call me Buttercup Applehunks. :P

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Shannon on 02/12/03 at 01:28 a.m.

Zippy Appletush here

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Dude on 02/12/03 at 02:53 a.m.

I'm Snotty Cootiesniffer! *sniff, sniff* What is that smell? ???

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Shannon on 02/12/03 at 03:01 a.m.


Quoting:
I'm Snotty Cootiesniffer! *sniff, sniff* What is that smell? ???
End Quote



That has to be the funniest combination so far.   ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Dude on 02/12/03 at 03:26 a.m.


Quoting:


That has to be the funniest combination so far.   ;D
End Quote

What I want to know is, how could I be a Cootiesniffer if I'm Snotty? ??? Kind of like "Military Intelligence" isn't it?

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: karen (Guest) on 02/12/03 at 04:48 a.m.

TAllow me to introduce myself then.

I'm Loopy Girdlesquirt.

I think it has a kind of ring to it, don't you?

Can't be much worse than my real last name anyway

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: cs on 02/12/03 at 07:02 a.m.

I am Tulefel CootieBrain.

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: princessofpop on 02/12/03 at 08:01 a.m.

I am Pinky Applefanny ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/12/03 at 08:23 a.m.


Quoting:
I am Pinky Applefanny ;D
End Quote



We're almost twins...Pinky Applebuns, here ;)

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Junior on 02/12/03 at 08:43 a.m.

I am Buttercup Cootiebrain. Nice to meet you all.  ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: kimmers on 02/12/03 at 09:20 a.m.

Pinky Gizzardbiscuits- pleased to meet you :-*

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: ChuckyG on 02/12/03 at 09:22 a.m.

gee.. I already wrote a script to do this for you:

http://www.amiright.com/newname.shtml

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Rice Cube on 02/12/03 at 09:26 a.m.


Quoting:
gee.. I already wrote a script to do this for you:

http://www.amiright.com/newname.shtml
End Quote


Hee hee hee...

Pokemon Kinsu!  I choose you!  ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Hairspray on 02/12/03 at 09:41 a.m.


Quoting:
gee.. I already wrote a script to do this for you:

http://www.amiright.com/newname.shtml
End Quote



The ones I liked on this:

Stage Name: Moon Washington

Stripper/Pimp Name: Love Doe

WASP Name: Jan Mead  

Random Name: Scroywu Tok

Pokemon Name: Hairusupurai

Star Wars Character Name: Torha Weljun

Adventuring Name: Sarcastic Samurai  

;D :D 8)

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/12/03 at 10:20 a.m.

Stage Name: Ann Church
Stripper/Pimp Name: Butterscotch Benefiel
WASP Name: Dana Mead  
Random Name: Plapy Soyl
Pokemon Name: Kinberuri  
Star Wars Character Name: Rryki Bensan
BackStreet Boys Name: B-rok's Sweetbun
Pop Star Name: Kevin McNiles  http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Dunno.gif  
Evil Professor's New Name Assignment: Flunky Hamsterbrains
Adventuring Name: Violent Killer  http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/BlowUp.gif

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Crazy Don on 02/12/03 at 10:57 a.m.


Quoting:
gee.. I already wrote a script to do this for you:

http://www.amiright.com/newname.shtml
End Quote



Only problem is, I cannot get this to work…

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: DJ Midas on 02/12/03 at 11:12 a.m.

Okay, by TV9's rules, by day I am Tuleful Girdletush, but by night, as Deejay Midas I am Crusty Cootiehead!  :D

DJCC

P.S. I have a friend whose DJ name is DJ Poopypants.  ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: princessofpop on 02/12/03 at 11:24 a.m.

Stage Name: Lynn Keating
Stripper/Pimp Name: Lady Pucciarelli
WASP Name: Alex Walker  
Random Name: Stet Piesu
Pokemon Name: Kinberuri
Star Wars Character Name: Taski Pucjac
BackStreet Boys Name: B-rok's Cherrylips
Pop Star Name: Kevin McLenight
Evil Professor's New Name Assignment: Flunky Bananafanny
Adventuring Name: Jolly Dreamer  

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Ripp on 02/14/03 at 02:19 p.m.

My first name here = (cus I dont have last name in actual screen name)
Welcome me, Doofus!

Now my real name into this name genorator =

Bow down to a leader of laughs =
Chim-chim gizzardfanny!

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Q.Aviator on 02/14/03 at 02:32 p.m.

Well, mine is  Loopy Cootiebrain.   LOL!  


Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: ShellyGal on 02/14/03 at 03:39 p.m.

As myself, I'm Buttercup Wafflesniffer.  ??? As Shelly, I'm Crusty Applepants. Ew.

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Steve_H on 02/14/03 at 03:55 p.m.


Quoting:
gee.. I already wrote a script to do this for you:

http://www.amiright.com/newname.shtml
End Quote



TV's - Snotty Girdlebrain

Chucky's Wasp name - Drew Martin. (Isn't that the name of a famous television producer, or something?)

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: PF4Eva on 02/14/03 at 11:58 p.m.

Bow down to me, my hobbit friends, for I am Loopy Bubblelips! :P

I love that story.

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: ragebass on 02/15/03 at 02:51 a.m.

I'm Pinky Bubbletush -- Goober's brother ;D

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Big_Cheese on 02/15/03 at 04:59 a.m.

just call me Flunky Cootiefanny  ;D (Real name)

Or you could just call me the Fluffy Waffletush  ;D (Big_Cheese)

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Big_Cheese on 02/15/03 at 05:06 a.m.

Famous People:

George Bush: goober chickenshorts

Micheal Jackson: buttercup applebutt

Saddam Hussein: gidget chickenfanny

...couldnt be bothered doing any more...

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: Ripp on 02/15/03 at 11:20 a.m.

Osama Bin Laden = Poopsie Appletush
Tim Curry = Pinky chickenbuns (hee hee)
Richard O'Brien = Buttercup Toiletlips
Richard Gere = Buttercup girdletush
Chinese_Girl = Chim-chim cootiebrain (Hmm...a cartoon girl)
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
What about some made up names?
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Sarvy Vallesha = Loopy Applebrain
Sally Jones = Boobie Bubbletush (thundervamp9 and ragebass's Sister)
Victoria Birchae = Squeezit Cootieface (new combination, eh?)
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Any more???
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
I have ONE MORE combo for funniness records -
Oprah Barfkisser (Yuk! Who'd wanna give THEM a kiss after that? Eww!)

Subject: Re: A NEW Name Generator!

Written By: PF4Eva on 02/17/03 at 07:23 p.m.

herre s'more famous dudes' Captain Underpants names:

Britney Spears: Chim-Chim Hamsterhead
Ozzy Osbourne: Zsa Zsa Pizzahiney
Dan Aykroyd: Zippy Gorillabuns
Madonna: Pinky Bubble Head (Hey, she has only one name)
Mick Jagger: Buttercup Applepants
Keith Richards: Chim-Chim Cootieshorts