I clipped this from Ann Landers' newspaper column years ago and thought I would share it.  Some of you may have already read it but I'm sure there are others who have not.  It's very funny and I hope you enjoy reading it!  ;D


A Dog Named Sex


Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy.  I call mine Sex.  He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.  He said, "I'd like one, too!"  Then I said, "But this is a dog."  He said he didn't care what she looked like.  Then I said, "You don't understand.  I've had Sex since I was 9 years old."  He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.

He said, "You don't need a special room.  As long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do."  I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand.  Sex keeps me awake at night."  The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem."

One day,  I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.  Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.  He told me I should have sold my own tickets.  "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV."  He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.  I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married."  The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional.  Stick to the case, please."

Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.  He said that's not unusual.

Last night, Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town for him.  A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"  I told him that I was looking for Sex.  My case comes up Friday.    

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Good one, CF  ;)

I love that one....very funny.  Thanks for sharing, CF_K.  

lol

I've seen that all over the Web…

I remember reading that in her column, gosh I don't even remember how long ago.  It's still a classic ;D

Boy,she must've had a lot of Sex.LOL! :D

Howard :)

I hope you like this aswell!

A girl named Sex

Ever since the earlies, moms have called their daughters Sasha, Natalie, Catrina...

Not me. I called my daughter Sex. Somehow that dog one inspired me to call my next child 'sex'.

She has caused me a lot of split sides and head falling from me.

Once I married my husband and said to him, "I will have sex soon." He said, "Well, don't mention it here! Sex is under law that only you can have it after you are out of the church!"
I said, "You do not understand. Sex is my daughter I will soon have." I just laughed and laughed!

When I was in the naming studio (where I live, you get a studio for making the name Official), I said: "It's sex."
The man stared, looked around and asked: "Hey, you lyer. It's sex? Noone is having sex!"
"Well I am!"
"Get out of here and never come back to name a baby again!"
I just cried this time!

When I was giving birth to Sex, I yelled out: "Sex!!! Sex!!! Is that Sex???"
The nurse was shocked. "You can't have sex while having 1 baby!"
"But my baby's name is Sex!"
"Get out of here!"
I just became famous for giving birth in the middle of a squashed lift!

Hope you liked it!






See me soon!

Great the picture of my daughter sex wasnt there!!