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Subject: Definitions of common Words!

Written By: princessofpop on 03/12/03 at 03:08 a.m.

Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Subject: Re: Definitions of common Words!

Written By: XenaKat13 on 03/13/03 at 11:49 p.m.


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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This is especially true for single moms. :-/

Subject: Re: Definitions of common Words!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/14/03 at 11:15 a.m.

Camel-a horse that was made by a committee.


Subject: Re: Definitions of common Words!

Written By: cs on 03/14/03 at 11:51 a.m.


Subject: Re: Definitions of common Words!

Written By: Bobo on 03/14/03 at 11:55 a.m.

Very very good list. I love it.

Subject: Re: Definitions of common Words!

Written By: Shaz on 03/14/03 at 01:24 p.m.

Thanks PoP, this was cute! ;D

Subject: Re: Definitions of common Words!

Written By: DJ Midas on 03/15/03 at 06:04 a.m.

Nice, princess.  ;)