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Subject: It's your patriotic duty
Got this in an email...thought it might bring a smile to some faces.
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiquarian sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
I'm not married, so I don't have a wife... (::))
However, I wouldn't mind checking out a few hotties to show my patriotism! ;D
U-S-A! Show-your-t*ts!
U-S-A! Show-your-t*ts!
;D
Thank goodness for beer, so I can develop some o'dem beer goggles 8)
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
Just because they're naked, it doesn't mean they're supermodels. I live in a primarily "old people" neighborhood. There are some people are best left clothed. *shudder* :P
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
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Just because they're naked, it doesn't mean they're supermodels. I live in a primarily "old people" neighborhood. There are some people are best left clothed. *shudder* :P
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I guess the bad guys will leave quicker, then. ;D
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
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Got this in an email...thought it might bring a smile to some faces.
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiquarian sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY
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DOWN WITH IRAQ! DOWN WITH NORTH KOREA! DOWN WITH CHINA! DOWN WITH FRANCE! DOWN WITH RICHARD SIMMONS! DOWN WITH STALE BEER! :P
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
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Just because they're naked, it doesn't mean they're supermodels. I live in a primarily "old people" neighborhood. There are some people are best left clothed. *shudder* :P
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You're slipping into dangerous territory John. :o You're only 18. What is considered "old"?
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
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You're slipping into dangerous territory John. :o You're only 18. What is considered "old"?
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Anything over 19.5 I suspect TM ! ;D (j/k John...) ;)
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
Too funny Dagwood. I like it!!
(but for some strange reason, the first thing I thought of was Thundervamp. Wonder if it was his idea? :o)
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
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Too funny Dagwood. I like it!!
(but for some strange reason, the first thing I thought of was Thundervamp. Wonder if it was his idea? :o)
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I'm keeping quiet on this one, and just gonna set up my lawn chair and six-pack. ;D
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
USA!! USA!!
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USA!! USA!!
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Didn't you mean T&A!! T&A!! ???
Subject: Re: It's your patriotic duty
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Didn't you mean T&A!! T&A!! ???
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LMAO!
Cat