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Subject: Some laughs
Written By: cs on 04/01/03 at 06:50 a.m.
>Q. What is the Iraqi air force motto?
>A. I came, I saw, Iran.
>
>Q. Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
>A. Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
>
>Q. What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
>A. Two days.
>
>Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
>A. They both have Kurds in their way.
>
>Q. What is the best Iraqi job?
>A. Foreign ambassador.
>
>Q. Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
>A. You only have to teach them to take off.
>
>Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
>A. B-52 .... F-16 ... B-2
>
>Q. What is Iraq's national bird?
>A. Duck.
>
>Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
>A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
>
>Q. Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
>A. So they can see their air force.
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: DJ Midas on 04/01/03 at 07:02 a.m.
LOL! ;D Thanks, cs!
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: dagwood on 04/01/03 at 08:12 a.m.
Those were great, Cs, thanks! ;D
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: Emergency_Cube on 04/01/03 at 09:20 a.m.
Hehehehe...Kurds in their way ;D
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: Bobo on 04/01/03 at 11:40 a.m.
Bwa-haha. Those are good. Ha.
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: Crazy Don on 04/01/03 at 12:29 a.m.
LOL!
Another:
Q: Why are there no Wal-Marts in Iraq?
A: Because all they have are Targets!
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: oddxsocks on 04/01/03 at 03:07 p.m.
LOL! that was good, cs, thanks. :)
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/01/03 at 03:29 p.m.
hehehehe ;D
Subject: Re: Some laughs
Written By: 80sTrivia on 04/01/03 at 03:29 p.m.
Te he!!! ;D Thanks for the laughs, cs... I needed them today! :)