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Do you average one square or two per "use"?  ;)
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Uh, I believe men use TP by the square.  Women use it by the yard.  

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Uh, I believe men use TP by the square.  Women use it by the yard.  
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You got that right :-/  

Although, my kids use the "four-square" rule.  They don't listen & about once a week I find a whole roll stuffed in the bottom of the toilet!  :o >:(

Dam kids >:(  ;D

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Uh, I believe men use TP by the square.  Women use it by the yard.  
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D@mn women! >:( ;D

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Okay... as I was lugging home yet another sack of processed absorbent clay, I starting doing some math (not my long suit but I think I got it right.)

The cat's 20-years-old, more or less.  Ten pounds of litter a week for 52 weeks a years...

This cat has used FIVE TONS of kitty litter in her lifetime  :o :o :o
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Wow.  Priss wasn't a big fan of the litter box, so she probably used about 3.5 tons...

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Do you average one square or two per "use"?  ;)
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Obviously not familiar with women's needs in this area! ;)
The more, the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Obviously not familiar with women's needs in this area! ;)
The more, the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Plus, women have an unfair disadvantage...we have to use it EVERY time, whereas men just use their underwear, hence the enormous amount of skid marks ;D

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Okay... as I was lugging home yet another sack of processed absorbent clay, I starting doing some math (not my long suit but I think I got it right.)

The cat's 20-years-old, more or less.  Ten pounds of litter a week for 52 weeks a years...

This cat has used FIVE TONS of kitty litter in her lifetime  :o :o :o
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Times that by three.  ::) Oy Vay! I really should take stock out in kitty litter.


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Plus, women have an unfair disadvantage...we have to use it EVERY time, whereas men just use their underwear, hence the enormous amount of skid marks ;D
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You know me way too well ;D :-X

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Plus, women have an unfair disadvantage...we have to use it EVERY time, whereas men just use their underwear, hence the enormous amount of skid marks ;D
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ROFL!  ;D

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men just use their underwear, hence the enormous amount of skid marks ;D
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Thats why I only buy dark colored boxer/briefs. ;D

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Thats why I only buy dark colored boxer/briefs. ;D
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Let it be known that Race Bannon is a very very wise man ;D

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Thats why I only buy dark colored boxer/briefs. ;D
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Hey man, I do you laundry and it doesn't always work!  Hehehehe  And in my defense of the tp thing, she is right we do have to use it everytime.  ALso there is more area to cover!

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Uh, I believe men use TP by the square.  Women use it by the yard.  
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:o :o :o :oUh,no,you didn't quite get that right.I'm a woman,andI use it by the square,not the yard.I believe men are the ones who use it by the yard.I wash my hands after i 'go',so I don't need to overcompensate with the tp.Cheers! :D

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BTW, everyone should wash their hands afterwards every single time.  Whether you think you need to or not.  Germs are invisible!
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Right you are! I have never understood people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom, but I see it all the time. Just this morning I was in the bathroom washing my hands, when a co-worker emerged from a stall and proceeded out of the bathroom without a care in the world.  ::)

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Right you are! I have never understood people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom, but I see it all the time. Just this morning I was in the bathroom washing my hands, when a co-worker emerged from a stall and proceeded out of the bathroom without a care in the world.  ::)
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I guess he just didn't give a sh*t, huh?  ;)

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I guess he just didn't give a sh*t, huh?  ;)
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:D

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I have a cat.

I used to have three cats.

I used to be married.

Between the three, washing my ex's undies grossed me out much, much more than cleaning up after three cats.  It's the skid mark thing again.

Most (but not all) women need to use more TP because of the major, major difference in the way the plumbing is arranged.  Those women who are lucky enough not to need to use a lot of paper must be compensating by, er, "hovering" or "using an interesting position". Washing hands afterwards has nothing to do with what you are using the TP for (and shouldn't).

BTW, everyone should wash their hands afterwards every single time.  Whether you think you need to or not.  Germs are invisible!
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Well, with scoopable kitty litter catching on everywhere we fellows are bound to fall further and further behind...

And big-time YES to washing your hands.  I mean, half the public health officials will recommend using a paper towel to open the door of a public restroom when you leave (why don't public restroom doors open OUT so you could hip-check them open?)
And please, when in public, use a hankerchief or kleenex or at least cover when you sneeze or cough.  It's gotta to the point where I'm about ready to carry a can of Lysol on a hip holster.  

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Oh, no way :D ! Now I'm back to thinking about thong underwear. I don't care about females using these sort of garments, but they must shower every time after going to the bathroom in order wear them or else not go to use the restromm at all :P
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ummmm....I don't seem to have that problem, but if your with women who do............then I think they need some instruction on good hygiene practice.  :-/ :-X

And exactly how OFTEN do you think about thong underwear? :D

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ummmm....I don't seem to have that problem, but if your with women who do............then I think they need some instruction on good hygiene practice.  :-/ :-X

And exactly how OFTEN do you think about thong underwear? :D
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Uh-uh.

I don't trust how good other people's hygiene might be on that one. Heck, people need to wash their hands after using the bathroom, so a piece of string right in contact with... uh-uh, I can't... they must shower or else not use the restroom at all.

It's impossible not to think about it since a lot of females use them... except the ones I've dated. Hahaha.

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I have a cat.

I used to have three cats.

I used to be married.

Between the three, washing my ex's undies grossed me out much, much more than cleaning up after three cats.  It's the skid mark thing again.

Most (but not all) women need to use more TP because of the major, major difference in the way the plumbing is arranged.  Those women who are lucky enough not to need to use a lot of paper must be compensating by, er, "hovering" or "using an interesting position". Washing hands afterwards has nothing to do with what you are using the TP for (and shouldn't).

BTW, everyone should wash their hands afterwards every single time.  Whether you think you need to or not.  Germs are invisible!
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:o :o :o :oWhat i meant is some people think if they use enough tp,it'll protect their habnds from germs and they won't have to wash their hands.I definitely don't use enough paper to clog the toi;let.i domn't flush tampons and pads down the toilet,either--that's a big no no.Cheers!

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And please, when in public, use a hankerchief or kleenex or at least cover when you sneeze or cough.  It's gotta to the point where I'm about ready to carry a can of Lysol on a hip holster.  
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That's why I always carry hand sanitizer and antibacterial wipes in the kids' diaper bags.  Hubby thinks I'm overdoing it, but, come on, he's the one who can't even put the seat up!  Talk about a rude awakening in the morning >:(

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i domn't flush tampons and pads down the toilet,either--that's a big no no.Cheers!
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Thanks for sharing!  ;D

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he's the one who can't even put the seat up!  Talk about a rude awakening in the morning >:(
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I must admit that honey does put the seat down, but he also puts the lid down too. So, I'm the one who is always lifting it up.  :-/



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I must admit that honey does put the seat down, but he also puts the lid down too. So, I'm the one who is always lifting it up.  :-/



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Is there a set of written rules someplace that we guys can get a look at? There are times when we get fussed at for not putting the lid down, and times when we put the lid down and still manage to have screwed up. Help!!!  :P

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Is there a set of written rules someplace that we guys can get a look at? There are times when we get fussed at for not putting the lid down, and times when we put the lid down and still manage to have screwed up. Help!!!  :P
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Thank goodness I have my own bathroom so I can do whatever I want with the seat ;D

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Is there a set of written rules someplace that we guys can get a look at? There are times when we get fussed at for not putting the lid down, and times when we put the lid down and still manage to have screwed up. Help!!!  :P
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Believe you me, I would much rather have the lid down than the seat up.



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I personally think since women are "goddesses" and men shall worship us, y'all need to put the dam seat DOWN when you are finished!  Have you ever sat down on the toilet & had your butt get stuck in the bowl & sink in the water?  It really bites!  >:(

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But if women are godesses - mine is, and I suspect you are too - aren't your men gods?  ;)  Would  a godess frolic with anything less?  I'm sure you're not slumming  ;) Hay, just fooling - please don't take offense  ;D

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I always keep the lid down after I flush.

And also I have to wipe myself clean after I urinate.Sorry,I didn't mean to be so graphic. :-[ ;D
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Gezz Howard, do we really need to know this ???  Can't SOME things remain - privy  ;)

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Gezz Howard, do we really need to know this ???  Can't SOME things remain - privy  ;)
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sorry bout that. :)

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I personally think since women are "goddesses" and men shall worship us, y'all need to put the dam seat DOWN when you are finished!  Have you ever sat down on the toilet & had your butt get stuck in the bowl & sink in the water?  It really bites!  >:(

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Heehee.  Well, if EVERYONE puts the lid down everytime, everyone would automatically know they'd have to lift something before using the potty.  Wouldn't they?  

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PS- It's hard to maintain the goddess image when a woman's butt is sopping wet with potty water... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/cool/cool-smiley-014.gif

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I hear ya POP. Personally I think that all men are "Venus envy."  ;)



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Ok...I am probably going to lose my card in the women's club here, but I have never understood why women can't just look before they sit.  I have sat without looking and fell in once.  Ever since I have looked.  (Well when there has been a male in the house...with just me and my daughter there isn't a danger).  It has never been a big deal to me...I would prefer he leave the seat up and not pee all over the seat.
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I would prefer for my husband not pee all over the seat as well, but I would ALSO prefer him to put it back down when he is finished  ;)

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I would prefer for my husband not pee all over the seat as well, but I would ALSO prefer him to put it back down when he is finished  ;)
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I am the same way...I just never understood the whole bruhaha about it getting left up.  The first thing I think is why don't you check before you sit?  

And, if and when I get married, if my hubbie pees on the seat he had better clean it up...that will be a big blow out. >:(

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I can't help if I pee all over the seat.I can't control it! That's why I use a piece of tissue paper after the PP. ;D

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Hey!!  A man who gets it!! ;D  I like the both lids down idea.  I think I'll try that one.  Unfortunately, don't think it'll work.  If I can't get them to lift the seat (or at least wipe it off) don't think I can get them to lower the lid ::)

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"Venus envy"?  Frued would love this!  But how can I count the ways?  My best guess is that both genders envy some things about the other.  Should we move  this thread in a different direction?  I'll start.  My X nursed all four of my kids, and I offered each one my own (skinny) breast.  All four, almost exactly the same, and several times between 1 and maybe 4 weeks, looked up at me as if to say "thanks, turkey, but you got to be kidding".  I envy women's power to sustain the lives of those "little ones" who are so precious.

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"Venus envy"?  Frued would love this!  But how can I count the ways?  My best guess is that both genders envy some things about the other.  Should we move  this thread in a different direction?  I'll start.  My X nursed all four of my kids, and I offered each one my own (skinny) breast.  All four, almost exactly the same, and several times between 1 and maybe 4 weeks, looked up at me as if to say "thanks, turkey, but you got to be kidding".  I envy women's power to sustain the lives of those "little ones" who are so precious.

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Whoa!  Did milk come out of your breasts man?  I have heard of some crazy sh!t like men in Africa nursing babies!  How weird!  :o