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Subject: TOP TIPS 2
Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 04/04/03 at 04:53 a.m.
1) Worried that your mobile phone is emitting harmful microwaves? Simply carry it around inside a hollowed out potato. If at any time the potato begins to cook, throw your phone into a bucket of water.
2) Toasters make ideal sunbeds for hands.
3)Put on a pair of swimming trunks and ask your partner to hit you over the head with a chair and pushing you through a pasting table. Get your kids to boo & chant obscenities and hey presto, you're the star of your own WWF wrestling show.
4) Deter goldfish from having sex, by throwing a small bucket of air over any that you catch in the act.
5) Doglovers. Catch a bluebottle after it has landed on one of your dogs 'deposits', then preserve it inside an ice cube. If your dog dies, the vet will then be able to recreate it using 'Jurrasic Park' type DNA technology.
Subject: Re: TOP TIPS 2
Written By: cs on 04/04/03 at 06:39 a.m.
LOL
Subject: Re: TOP TIPS 2
Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 04/04/03 at 06:59 a.m.
Gabble has returned with a vengeance !