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Subject: Joke
I'm probably not telling this exactly right, but oh well:
St. Peter was at the gates letting people into heaven, but he was having a bit of trouble with a carpenter named Joe. So he gets Jesus to come and help him. Jesus asks Joe what is wrong.
"Well, I'm looking for my son. I can't find him anywhere."
"Oh, you're looking for your son, are you? Well tell me about him."
"Well, technically, he's not my son, but I am considered his father. He is such a REMARKABLE young boy, but he has wandered away into the city and I can't find him anywhere."
Now Jesus was starting to get a little emotional. He asked:
"Dad? Is that you?"
"Pinocchio?"
;D
Subject: Re: Joke
Well at least we know it wasn't JFK, Jr. ;D :-/
Subject: Re: Joke
When I'm telling that joke, it usually has the line "well, I'm a carpenter by trade, and my little boy has holes in his hands and feet"
;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Joke
LMAO! ;D i've been trying to figure out what a carpenter named joe has anything to do with jesus for the past twenty-four hours...but i finally got it! ::)
Subject: Re: Joke
Quoting:
When I'm telling that joke, it usually has the line "well, I'm a carpenter by trade, and my little boy has holes in his hands and feet"
;-)
Phil
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I guess that works better. The Mystic couldn't remember everything in that joke so I just had to make stuff up.