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Subject: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot Top

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 01:07 p.m.

or Barry Manilow, or this girl named Kim that was mean to me in grade school, or if you dare - ME!

See how ridiculous and funny this is John? :o

OK now everyone - let the pot-shots begin!

I'll start...
"Can you believe how cs doesn't understand any of the meanings behinds songs?  What a freakin' loser she is."



Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Steve_H on 04/08/03 at 01:08 p.m.

Who's Carrot Top?

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: L'Enfant Provocateur on 04/08/03 at 01:10 p.m.

Hehehe. Roasting the new guy 8)

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Mr. T on 04/08/03 at 01:11 p.m.

I'ma gunna KILL you, you 1-800-CALL-ATT foo! †Crazy foo, you know T wants you to use 1-800-COLLECT! †Now I'ma gunna whup you with muh gold chains and bust you up! †Then I'ma gunna throw you helluva fah! †Ah pity da foo!

http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/images/MrT/T.gif

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/08/03 at 01:15 p.m.

What is up with his eyebrows?

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Mr. T on 04/08/03 at 01:18 p.m.


Quoting:
What is up with his eyebrows?
End Quote


You best not be talkin' 'bout muh eyebrows, woman!  T takes prahd in his eyebrows!  T drinks milk!  Stay in school!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: DJ Midas on 04/08/03 at 01:23 p.m.

This was the original Mr. T but he didn't look tough enough for The A-Team:

http://www.buten.com/bobopolis/letter/pictures/basemrt.gif

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Mr. T on 04/08/03 at 01:26 p.m.


Quoting:
This was the original Mr. T but he didn't look tough enough for The A-Team:

http://www.buten.com/bobopolis/letter/pictures/basemrt.gif
End Quote



Watchu sayin', sucka!?  You messin' wit da T?  Ima gunna bust you!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 01:28 p.m.


Quoting:
This was the original Mr. T but he didn't look tough enough for The A-Team:

http://www.buten.com/bobopolis/letter/pictures/basemrt.gif
End Quote



LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 01:28 p.m.

http://www.azstarnet.com/mda/postcardtel/mda_CarrotTop.jpg

Don't forget! Dial right down the center!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 01:31 p.m.

Why does Carrot Top wear eyeliner in those commercials?? Why?  :P He reminds me so much of "Totally Pauly" It is unreal.Not in looks but in annoyance factor hahahahahha!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Race_Bannon on 04/08/03 at 01:31 p.m.

Sometimes when I read "Princess or Pop", I think to myself-
Princess of Poop :o :P

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 01:35 p.m.


Quoting:
Sometimes when I read "Princess or Pop", I think to myself-
Princess of Poop :o :P
End Quote



Sometimes when I read "Race Bannon", I think to myself "A$$ Flap"  :P

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 01:38 p.m.

You guys MUST stop this. I am laughing too hard and I cannot be seen doing that in my new position here at work. (My new position is somewhere between assistant kiss -butt and middle management wretch). ::) ;D

It's beneath my dignity.

A$$flaps. heeheehee

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Rice Cube on 04/08/03 at 01:40 p.m.

But seriously, folks, how are you supposed to land an @$$ correctly without @$$flaps?  :P

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: John_Harvey on 04/08/03 at 01:40 p.m.

"The flock gets sight of a spot of blood on some chicken and they all go to peckin' at it, see, till they rip the chicken to shreds, blood and bones and feathers. But usually a couple of the flock gets spotted in the fracas, then it's their turn. And a few more gets spots and gets pecked to death, and more and more. Oh, a peckin' party can wipe out the whole flock in a matter of a few hours, buddy, I seen it. A mighty awesome sight. The only way to prevent itówith chickensóis to clip blinders on them. So's they can't see." (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
)

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 01:41 p.m.

Come guys! †Get in the spirit! †PoP for president! †Yay! †Woo Hoo! †(And don't forget father's day guys) †;)

http://www.adh.brighton.ac.uk/schoolofdesign/MA.COURSE/ADA/H55.gif

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 01:42 p.m.


Quoting:
Sometimes when I read "Princess or Pop", I think to myself-
Princess of Poop :o :P
End Quote


Me too!!!!!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 01:42 p.m.


Quoting:
But seriously, folks, how are you supposed to land an @$$ correctly without @$$flaps? †:P
End Quote



That is a good question. I don't have my A$$ license yet so I don't know.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 01:43 p.m.


Quoting:


Sometimes when I read "Race Bannon", I think to myself "A$$ Flap" †:P
End Quote


Me too!!!!!

HEHEHEHEHE!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 01:45 p.m.


Quoting:
"The flock gets sight of a spot of blood on some chicken and they all go to peckin' at it, see, till they rip the chicken to shreds, blood and bones and feathers. But usually a couple of the flock gets spotted in the fracas, then it's their turn. And a few more gets spots and gets pecked to death, and more and more. Oh, a peckin' party can wipe out the whole flock in a matter of a few hours, buddy, I seen it. A mighty awesome sight. The only way to prevent itówith chickensóis to clip blinders on them. So's they can't see." (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
)
End Quote


Cock-a-doodle-doo 8) I can't see anything!  Bock! Bock! Bock!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 01:45 p.m.

I'll vote for you PoP! Where do you stand on the issue of a$$flaps?  ;D

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 01:47 p.m.


Quoting:

Cock-a-doodle-doo 8) I can't see anything! †Bock! Bock! Bock!
End Quote



I personally liked reading One Flew Over the Cubicle.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Ferrous Cranus on 04/08/03 at 01:50 p.m.


Quoting:
"The flock gets sight of a spot of blood on some chicken and they all go to peckin' at it, see, till they rip the chicken to shreds, blood and bones and feathers. But usually a couple of the flock gets spotted in the fracas, then it's their turn. And a few more gets spots and gets pecked to death, and more and more. Oh, a peckin' party can wipe out the whole flock in a matter of a few hours, buddy, I seen it. A mighty awesome sight. The only way to prevent itówith chickensóis to clip blinders on them. So's they can't see." (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
)
End Quote



I am right and you are wrong!  You're always wrong!  BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!  As long as I keep flapping my mouth, your defenses are useless against me!  All your base are belong to us!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 01:50 p.m.


Quoting:
I'll vote for you PoP! Where do you stand on the issue of a$$flaps? †;D
End Quote



I promise that if I am elected each and every penguin with be equipped with not only their own set of a$$flaps, but a pair of wax lips & a cheese grater.  :D

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 01:54 p.m.

Quoting:


I promise that if I am elected each and every penguin with be equipped with not only their own set of a$$flaps, but a pair of wax lips & a cheese grater. †:D
End Quote


WOW! A$$flaps AND a pair of WAX lips! †That is totally awesome.

I'm such an a$$hole today.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Grammarian on 04/08/03 at 01:56 p.m.


Quoting:

WOW! A$$flaps AND a pair of was lips! †That is totally awesome.

I'm such an a$$hole today.
End Quote



Wassa "was lips" ???

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 01:59 p.m.


Quoting:


Wassa "was lips" ???
End Quote


Go to hell Kin!  Butthole!  I meant WAX LIPS.
Speaking of wax lips...
:o
maybe I shouldn't even go there...anyone else care to?

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Race_Bannon on 04/08/03 at 01:59 p.m.


Quoting:


Sometimes when I read "Race Bannon", I think to myself "A$$ Flap" †:P
End Quote

;D
I hear that term everytime I read it in the voice of the Aflak duck.  LOL

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Picador on 04/08/03 at 02:00 p.m.


Quoting:

Go to hell Kin! †Butthole! †I meant WAX LIPS.
Speaking of wax lips...
:o
maybe I shouldn't even go there...anyone else care to?
End Quote



That wasn't me!  :o  It was the one-armed man!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 02:00 p.m.

Quoting:

;D
I hear that term everytime I read it in the voice of the Aflak duck. †LOL
End Quote


I will laugh maniacally every time I see that commercial now.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Duelist on 04/08/03 at 02:02 p.m.


Quoting:


Wassa "was lips" ???
End Quote



Grammarian, you have soiled my honor for the last time!  Unsheath your swords!   :D

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Race_Bannon on 04/08/03 at 02:02 p.m.


Quoting:

Me too!!!!!
End Quote

cs, that means that you and I both very well may have $h!t for brains. ;D

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 02:04 p.m.


Quoting:

;D
I hear that term everytime I read it in the voice of the Aflak duck. †LOL
End Quote



You just HAD to go there didn't you? I have a bobbing headed Aflak duck on my desk top and now I can't take calls from laughing. I have to put that stupid thing away. quack A$$flap unquack.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 02:05 p.m.


Quoting:

cs, that means that you and I both very well may have $h!t for brains. ;D
End Quote



Well then, if thats the case then I must be FULL of sh!t.  ;)

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Duelist 2 on 04/08/03 at 02:07 p.m.


Quoting:


Grammarian, you have soiled my honor for the last time! †Unsheath your swords! † :D
End Quote



What's the trophy? It better be something good, Impostor Grammarian 8)

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Big Dog and Me Too on 04/08/03 at 02:08 p.m.


Quoting:


What's the trophy? It better be something good, Impostor Grammarian 8)
End Quote



Yeah, what he said, NYAH!  :P

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 02:09 p.m.


Quoting:

cs, that means that you and I both very well may have $h!t for brains. ;D
End Quote


Speak for yourself, a$$hole.  I mean a$$flap.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 02:15 p.m.

Quoting:
Sometimes when I read "Princess or Pop", I think to myself-
Princess of Poop :o :P
End Quote



Hey man my big bad man here will kick you squa in da nutz, if you refer to me as "Princess of Poop" again. †>:(

http://www.mrpopbox.com/images/mr-pop-box-man02.gif

;D

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: cs on 04/08/03 at 02:22 p.m.

Can we go back to the original post now?  No one has even touched the topic!
LOL!

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/08/03 at 02:39 p.m.

I DID!!  

Quoting:What is up with his eyebrows? End Quote



I mean it?  Who waxes his brows?  I really need to know this so I don't go to the same person.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: princessofpop on 04/08/03 at 02:41 p.m.

What is up with this unruly hair? †:o

http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues/99-fall/991108/carrot.jpg

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 04/08/03 at 02:51 p.m.


Quoting:
What is up with this unruly hair? †:o

End Quote



Hey!  That's what mine looks like in the morning if I go to bed with it wet ;D

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Race_Bannon on 04/08/03 at 03:27 p.m.

Quoting:


Hey man my big bad man here will kick you squa in da nutz, if you refer to me as "Princess of Poop" again. †>:(

http://www.mrpopbox.com/images/mr-pop-box-man02.gif
;D
End Quote

Hey, what's up with that "I Love Male" on Mr. Poop's hat? ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Shaz on 04/08/03 at 03:34 p.m.

Mr PoP sure looks....happy.  ;D I would even go so far as to say he looks satisfied.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: jamminoldies on 04/08/03 at 07:43 p.m.

Quoting:
What is up with this unruly hair? †:o

http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues/99-fall/991108/carrot.jpg
End Quote



Oh please Carrottop is such a doofus.Why can't he do a Subway commercial instead? Have him do something and eat the sandwitches at the same time.


Howard

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 04/08/03 at 09:24 p.m.

Did you guys ever see that commercial from Saturday Night Live?

Hunter #1: We're not getting anything today..
Hunter #2: I don't even care! I'm just happy to be up and around after that accident on the job.
Hunter #1: I know the company paid your bills.. but missing all those days at work must have been rough on the wallet.
Hunter #2: Nicole was worried for a little bit.. but I got insurance that pays for all that.
Duck In Pond: AFLAC!
Hunter #1: ??
Duck In Pond: AFLAC! AFLAC!

Announcer: Happy hunting season, from the National Rifle Association.

And then, that same show, they show the hunters again, and one of the hunters goes "Hey, what's the best way to make a collect call?"  And out pops, yes, Carrot Top, with his stupid pay phone, and of course the guys start firing at him.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Gis on 04/09/03 at 02:43 a.m.

EH????????????????
I know it's probably because I'm British(thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it!!) but I haven't got a clue what you lot are on about (nothing new there either!) Chickens,carrots wax lips is there no end to this madness ?

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Don_Carlos on 04/09/03 at 01:44 p.m.

My Cl. Potter impression of his Father Mulcahy interpretation (how many remember - just curious)  "Jocularity, jocularity".  This has been hilarious.

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: jamminoldies on 04/09/03 at 01:47 p.m.

How about carrottop and a car commercial?  ::) ;D

Howard

Subject: Re: Let's take the heat off John H. & bash Carrot

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/09/03 at 08:31 p.m.

Carrot Top's an annoying telephone pitch-man, but I'm already tired of Alf, Terry Bradshaw, Mike Piazza, and that has-been Jan Hooks from SNL. Send them all my phone bill.