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Subject: Are You Stressed?.....funny

Written By: XenaKat13 on 05/31/03 at 08:55 a.m.

Take this quick test to see if you are too stressed out.

Family Stress Test

Score 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true, 2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.

1.____ Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".

2.____ The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

3.____ The cat is on Valium.

4.____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

5.____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.

6.____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

7.____ No one has _time_ to wait for microwave TV dinners.

8.____ "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

9.____ You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.


30 - a perfect score. Welcome to the neighborhood!

20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little going on in your life. Crank it up.

10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered a parallel career path?

0-9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you _do_ anyway?