I'm sure even Jesus enjoyed a good joke... ;)

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure that he
was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't  get it.

3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more
work  to do.

LOL!  ;D

So that makes him a black, Jewish, Irish-Italian woman who moved to California: should we head over there and check for another one, for the second coming?  Should be easy enough to spot, even in California :-)

Phil

heehee ;D

LOL! That was very funny, cs. :)

:) ;D :D

Now that's funny! I love it!

LMAO @ cs!!! You crack me up!!

Those were great, CS! :D

Holy crap cs...that was COOL!!!!

I guess maybe Jesus really is all things to all people...