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The uglist chick I ever knew was my ex-mother-in-law.  ::)



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Ditto - and I'm not talking looks

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Ditto - and I'm not talking looks
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I'm talking both looks and personality.



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  Just off the top-'o-my head...

Julia Roberts
Cameron Diaz
Kathy Bates
Jennifer Lopez
Barbra Streisand
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I agree with this list too.

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Martha Stewart
Janet Reno
Judge Judy
Lee Ann Rimes (too plain c'mon youre on nat'l TV lipstick at least other than that shes not real ugly)
Nancy Regan(must I digress?) ::)

Okay the dudes.No that wasnt them up there ;D
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Steven Tyler (not as bad as Jagger though.At least he tries to distract from the lips)
Pete Townsend(always was always will be despite social/media status)
Boy George(makep no makeup el grosso)

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Ugh, you're making my stomach churn. :P I agree with this list too. Good goin', Mordor. Although, Shouldn't we cut Nancy Reagan some slack since she's sooooooo old? ;D

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top five nastiest chicks:

1.  Martha Stewart
2.  Ellen Degenerous
3.  Anne Heche
4.  Janet Reno
5.  Rupaul


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Yeap. Rupaul's a dude, though. He dresses in drag for showbusiness purposes or so he claims. ;)

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Yeap. Rupaul's a dude, though. He dresses in drag for showbusiness purposes or so he claims. ;)
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lol

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Here's a catagory both sexes can list. Name the 5 dudes and 5 chicks that were most beaten up with an ugly stick. Okay I'll start.

Dudes
1. Gilbert Gottfried
2. Mike Myers
3. Michael Wincott (The Crow)
4. Dom DeLuise
5. (tie) Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle (Everybody Loves Raymond)

Chicks
1. Phyllis Diller
2. Mindy Sterling (Austin Powers)
3. Bea Arthur
4. Courtney Love
5. Sandra Bernhard (Althought there's still a controversy that she's actually female.) ;D
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Actually, have you seen Phyliss Diller lately ? I saw her a couple of weeks ago on Last Comic Standing and she looks great !

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Girls:
- Elizabeth Hurley (her attitude)
- Jennifer Lopez (her attitude)
- Katie Holms
- Sharon Stone
- tons of people from my school

Boys:
- Tons of people from my school
- Fabio
- Justin Timberlake
- Vin Diesel
- ALL backdoor boys
- a lot of other people I cant think of at the moment
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LOL ! I always thought Fabio was ugly, too !

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Actually, have you seen Phyliss Diller lately ? I saw her a couple of weeks ago on Last Comic Standing and she looks great !
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Actually, have you seen Phyliss Diller lately ? I saw her a couple of weeks ago on Last Comic Standing and she looks great !
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She has deffinately improved with age (or at least improved with surgery ;))


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In no particular order...

Gals:


5. Angelina Jolie

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Yeah, but Jay Leno makes Letterman look like JFK Jr.

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Guys

1. David Letterman
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I feel that's too much of an exageration. "Swamp Thing" couldn't make Letterman look like JFK Jr. :o ;D

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In no particular order...

Gals:

1. Sandra Berhhardt (I can't stand to look at her!)
2. Joni Mitchell (her jaw is too large)
3. Roseanne
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Angelina Jolie

Guys:

1. David Letterman (this guy should NOT be in front of a camera!)
2. Carrot Top
3. Keith Richards
4. Iggy Pop
5. Dave Madden
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I so totally agree with your list (except Cameron Diaz). You know, who liked Sarah Bernhart enough to say yes to her having a career inshow business ? Kinda makes ya wonder ! ???

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I feel that's too much of an exageration. "Swamp Thing" couldn't make Letterman look like JFK Jr. :o ;D
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I don't know how I forgot to put Letterman on my list ! Yes, he is like one of the TOP FIVE homliest-ewww-Alfred E. Newman-looking.

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I don't know how I forgot to put Letterman on my list ! Yes, he is like one of the TOP FIVE homliest-ewww-Alfred E. Newman-looking.
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like 12 years ago, Mad Magazine held the Alfred E Newman look-a-like contest...the contestants were David Letterman, Prince Charles, and Ted Koppel.....I think Prince Charles won because they said that even though Letterman looks alot like Alfred now, when Prince Charles gorws up, he'll look exactly like him lol  ;D

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I feel that's too much of an exageration. "Swamp Thing" couldn't make Letterman look like JFK Jr. :o ;D
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I was just reminded of another "homely-lookin'" chick -

Sarah Jessica Parker
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I was just reminded of another "homely-lookin'" chick -

Sarah Jessica Parker
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Honest - I posted my last post before seeing this !

She annoys me in the extreme, I find it hard to say why though, she just does.....

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She annoys me in the extreme, I find it hard to say why though, she just does.....
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Could it be because she's filthy rich?  ::)

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Could it be because she's filthy rich?  ::)
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No !  I don't despise rich people, I just wish i was one   :D

It is the way she keeps getting into these roles that pass her off as really sexy, and frankly, and I realise it's only this one guy's POV, she is not - pure and simple.

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No !  I don't despise rich people, I just wish i was one   :D

It is the way she keeps getting into these roles that pass her off as really sexy, and frankly, and I realise it's only this one guy's POV, she is not - pure and simple.
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Hee hee!  ;D

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Honest - I posted my last post before seeing this !

She annoys me in the extreme, I find it hard to say why though, she just does.....
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Me too. I can't stand her. I just find her really, really annoying. And she looks funny.

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Me too. I can't stand her. I just find her really, really annoying. And she looks funny.
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yeah !   >:( :o :o :o :o  ;D

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Not necessarily. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She may be beautiful in his eyes. Plus, she may have all of those inner qualities that could make him look beyond the physical. :)

Well, let's hope anyway.  ;D 8)

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Not necessarily. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She may be beautiful in his eyes. Plus, she may have all of those inner qualities that could make him look beyond the physical. :)

Well, let's hope anyway.  ;D 8)
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You couldn't say that about her alter ego, Carrie Bradshaw, from what I heard about SATC. The other three ladies are way more beautiful than the star is. ;)

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You mean Miranda too??? You been livin in that yugo too long buddy ;D
SJP isnt really ugly shes more....plain.The more glamourous they try to make her look the worse she looks.
Although to us women its very refreshing and unthreatening ;D

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You mean Miranda too??? You been livin in that yugo too long buddy ;D
SJP isnt really ugly shes more....plain.The more glamourous they try to make her look the worse she looks.
Although to us women its very refreshing and unthreatening ;D
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1. Anjelica Huston
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt ( I don't care how big her breasts are, she still looks like the moon guy that used to play piano in those old McDonalds commercials)
3. Renee Zellweger
4. Calista Flockhart
5. Glen Close
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Dudes:

1. Marilyn Manson


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Marilyn Manson??? he's hot!  :o

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SJP isnt really ugly shes more....plain.The more glamourous they try to make her look the worse she looks.
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I concur.

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1. Anjelica Huston
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt ( I don't care how big her breasts are, she still looks like the moon guy that used to play piano in those old McDonalds commercials)
3. Renee Zellweger
4. Calista Flockhart
5. Glen Close
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I agree and here's why:

1. Anjelica Huston - Creepy-lookin' in real life, but makes a great Morticia Addams (Addams Family).
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt - Excellent description, resinchaser.
3. Renee Zellweger - She's too "squinty".
4. Calista Flockhart - Walking toothpick and not that pretty in the face either.
5. Glen Close - There's something almost masculine about her which doesn't do her justice.

Whoah. :o I'm not that much of a nit-picker in reality, I swear. ;D

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Marilyn Manson??? he's hot!  :o
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Is that with or without the makeup Alicia? Have you seen him without? Nope APS is correct on his #1 choice!

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Mick Jagger
Steve Tyler
George Thoroughgood
Keith Richards
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Yeah, those dudes are pretty messed-up lookin'. :P

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Girls:
Janet Reno

Boys:
Janet Reno
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OHHHH That's bad. (but, I still laughed  ;))


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