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Subject: My views of cloning myself
my top 3 reasons why I would never clone a female version of me to spend my life with...
1)making a female clone of myself to be my wife would lead to a life of uneventfulness, unhappyness, and unoriginality. It would be like being with myself forever, with has got to get boring. Nothing new would come about in the thought process. If I was to think, maybe she would come up with a better idea I'd be wrong, because I could come up with the same idea. We'd agree on everything, which makes no fun out of conversations. We'd like the same things, and have no individualality. It would be the equivulent of me being by myself with no one else. Now this would be fine if I like being in my own company at all moments of time, but you see I dont. It would be hell. There would be no interesting relevations, no why didn't I think of thats, and the sex would probably be considered masturbation.
2)Since my wife would be a clone of myself, in essence, I'd be having sex with myself. Now to me, this seems incredable awkward, in fact, there's probably some law against it, like something under the incest catorgory. Plus, it would probably be considered a homosexual act, I mean, it's me, but the only difference is that it's a female version of me...but it is me....scary, right?...think about this the next time you're high.
3)I've said it many times before, but I'll say it again, if I ever meet someone else that is like me, I'll have to kill them. I did it to that guy in Pheonix, and I'm not afriad to do it again, even if it is my wife. Hmm, you know what, if I kill my clone, would that be considered suicide, or murder? Hmmm.
Other than that, I bet the female version of me would be a complaining nag.
Copyright 2003 -Billy Florio
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
LOL! Wow Billy! You do have issues. ;D
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
On the other hand Billy-boy...
You would always know what the other person was thinking, so none of that second guessing crap !Both parties would know exactly what the other liked, and dislikedAnd...you would finally have the answer to the question of all time "Am I attractive ?" You could just ask yourself ! ;D
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
Personally, I don't think I'd have a problem with sex. It's someone who wants the exact same things as you in bed.
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On the other hand Billy-boy...
You would always know what the other person was thinking, so none of that second guessing crap !
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yeah, but theres the problem..no surprise lol
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good point...that might be the only benefit...Id be with someone that has the exact same taste in music and movies and comedy and all that I could blast Canned heat, and she'll know who they are lol
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And...you would finally have the answer to the question of all time "Am I attractive ?" You could just ask yourself ! ;D
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no, you see, I cant ask myself that because I second guess myself lol...I wouldnt trust my clone wife's answer to that, because it is just my answer coming through her.....lol...Im a very troubled person it seems ;)
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Personally, I don't think I'd have a problem with sex. It's someone who wants the exact same things as you in bed.
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but I'd be having sex with myself lol....remember in Back to the future is Marty McFly comes in contact with him self in another time, it would cause a paradox....well, I bet that if I had sex with myself (in the form of my clone) it would also cause a paradox.....plus I would not force myself to do {Edited because way way way to dirty lol ;) }...see? lol
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
Wow, an interesting thought, and a Florio Experience none the less.
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
Quoting:Id be with someone that has the exact same taste in music and movies and comedy and all that I could blast Canned heat, and she'll know who they are lolEnd Quote
Canned Heat? :o
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I don't think I'd have sex with my female clone. That'd just be too weird.
I will entertain the idea of mass-cloning myself and using the army of Cubeness to take over the world though ;D
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I don't think I'd have sex with my female clone. That'd just be too weird.
I will entertain the idea of mass-cloning myself and using the army of Cubeness to take over the world though ;D
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oh, yeah, I am a proponent of me taking over the world, but thats off topic right now lol
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Canned Heat? :o
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"On the road again "
"Going up country "
c'mon people
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
Interesting thought Billy. ::)
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Wow, an interesting thought, and a Florio Experience none the less.
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the Florio experience...I like that lol ...it sounds like a ride at Six flags, but I like that ...lol
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
Billy,
You've been smokin' that stuff again. http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/cwm/cwm37.gif http://smilies.crowd9.com/cwm/cwm/rotate.gif http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/corky/corkysm60.gif
;D
Subject: Re: My views of cloning myself
A female version of myself? jeez,I didn't know that.Would I be making love to myself? ;D :D
Howard