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Subject: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 03:45 a.m.

My Gran once told me that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, you do a back-flip. Is this true?

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 03:47 a.m.

Since I never do the first I couldn't tell you sorry

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 03:50 a.m.


Quoting:
Since I never do the first I couldn't tell you sorry
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Well next time you do, sneeze and see what happens !

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 03:53 a.m.

But I NEVER do that...there's only me and the Queen can claim that.

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 03:54 a.m.


Quoting:
But I NEVER do that...there's only me and the Queen can claim that.
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Well she's a liar. I for one know that she is a master backflipper!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 03:55 a.m.

so i'm the only one can claim it then!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:00 a.m.


Quoting:
so i'm the only one can claim it then!
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Unless you're in practice, and are preparing to dazzle us with a perfect 10 !!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:02 a.m.

I can say with hand on heart (if I had one) that that's one thing i've no need to practice.

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:03 a.m.


Quoting:
I can say with hand on heart (if I had one) that that's one thing i've no need to practice.
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I do know from experience that if you sneeze and cough hard at the same time you disgrace yourself !

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:05 a.m.

I do hope this was experienced in private.

I'll tell you about my one and only embarrassing moment one day.

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:06 a.m.


Quoting:
I do hope this was experienced in private.

I'll tell you about my one and only embarrassing moment one day.
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So you have been practicing then!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:09 a.m.

I wonder why no one else is participating in this thrilling thread  ;)

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/22/03 at 04:09 a.m.


Quoting:
But I NEVER do that...there's only me and the Queen can claim that.
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On another message board I go to one or two other women claimed not to do this either.  Although one of them did own that her husband said she did it non-stop when she was asleep.  Phew!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:10 a.m.


Quoting:


On another message board I go to one or two other women claimed not to do this either.  Although one of them did own that her husband said she did it non-stop when she was asleep.  Phew!
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Was she sneezing at the same time?

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/22/03 at 04:12 a.m.


Quoting:
My Gran once told me that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, you do a back-flip. Is this true?
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I reckon that if they were both particularly violent you could do a front flip.  When I do a mega sneeze I always bend forwards in the choooooo part.

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:12 a.m.

My sister and her family were watching a dvd the other night and she did silent ones all the way through it.
At the end she asked if the kids enjoyed it, they said yes but we could have done without your farting DAD!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/22/03 at 04:14 a.m.

LOL!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:18 a.m.


Quoting:


I reckon that if they were both particularly violent you could do a front flip.  When I do a mega sneeze I always bend forwards in the choooooo part.
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I guess the crux of this is whether you actually need to fart at the same time as a sneeze, or vice versa !

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/22/03 at 04:21 a.m.

Well if your insides are playing up perhaps the force of the sneeze would just force one out.

If I ever manage to co-ordinate my bodily functions in this way I'll let you know what happens.

I do know that belching and farting at the same time doesn't make your insides collapse.

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:22 a.m.


Quoting:

I do know that belching and farting at the same time doesn't make your insides collapse.
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from experience?

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:28 a.m.


Quoting:
Well if your insides are playing up perhaps the force of the sneeze would just force one out.

If I ever manage to co-ordinate my bodily functions in this way I'll let you know what happens.

I do know that belching and farting at the same time doesn't make your insides collapse.
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Hey, if we ever a grasp of this, we could make it a new Olympic sport !!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:38 a.m.

about the only thing England would win a medal at lately.

Of course since I don't do it I can't compete

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:45 a.m.


Quoting:
about the only thing England would win a medal at lately.

Of course since I don't do it I can't compete
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Well I for one am going to give it a try. If you don't hear from me I've either burst a major blood vessel, or am back flipping around Britain

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:48 a.m.

just don't cough as well

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 04:52 a.m.


Quoting:
just don't cough as well
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Especially not on televised Olympics

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 04:57 a.m.

at least it would clear the field so you'd be bound to win

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 05:00 a.m.


Quoting:
at least it would clear the field so you'd be bound to win
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Or disqualified and publicly humiliated

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 05:01 a.m.

yes that sounds more English

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 08/22/03 at 05:06 a.m.


Quoting:
yes that sounds more English
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So which country would excel I wonder?

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: karen (Guest) on 08/22/03 at 05:07 a.m.


Quoting:


from experience?
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Erm ....yes  :-

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 08/22/03 at 05:12 a.m.


Quoting:


Erm ....yes  :-
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Lmao!!


Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: karen (Guest) on 09/01/03 at 08:02 a.m.

Well after a week dedicated to trying to prove or disprove Gabble Ratchet's Gran's theory I have to say....

it's darn hard to co-ordinate bodily functions.  However my son managed it over the weekend and, although he was startled, he didn't do a back flip.

So your Gran was wrong Gabble!

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Gabble_Ratchet on 09/01/03 at 08:07 a.m.


Quoting:
Well after a week dedicated to trying to prove or disprove Gabble Ratchet's Gran's theory I have to say....

it's darn hard to co-ordinate bodily functions.  However my son managed it over the weekend and, although he was startled, he didn't do a back flip.

So your Gran was wrong Gabble!
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You mean she lied to me? Oh Gran, how could you !!

Did he not even leave the floor just a tad?

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Howard on 09/01/03 at 01:41 p.m.

When my Mother sneezes,she has to hold her crotch! Don't understand why women do that.Is it because they feel they have to go pee or something? Explain!

Howard

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: boris66au on 09/01/03 at 04:35 p.m.


Quoting:
Is it because they feel they have to go pee or something? Explain!

Howard
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In one word...Yes

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Bobby on 09/03/03 at 03:21 a.m.

Quoting:
Well I for one am going to give it a try. If you don't hear from me I've either burst a major blood vessel, or am back flipping around Britain End Quote



LMAO.  ;D

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Jack Tripper on 09/03/03 at 08:13 p.m.

My head moves forward when I sneeze.Plus,I get a bloody tongue.

Howard

Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/04/03 at 04:54 p.m.


Quoting:
I get a bloody tongue.

Howard
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EWWWWWWWWWW



Cat


Subject: Re: ACROBATICS

Written By: Jack Tripper on 09/04/03 at 08:17 p.m.


Quoting:




EWWWWWWWWWW



Cat



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No. what happens is...I probably bite down on my tongue and then I see spit that looks red.could be blood but nothing to be afraid about!

Howard