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Subject: I ask you !
Which idiot said you should peel onions under water to stop them making your eyes run.
I nearly drowned because I can't hold my breath for more than a minute!
Subject: Re: I ask you !
lol
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous do you know that?
Subject: Re: I ask you !
Actually, when my eyes start to run, I usually ask where they think they're going?
Subject: Re: I ask you !
Joke (well almost)
How do you stop your eyes running?
Put your foot out and trip them up
Subject: Re: I ask you !
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Which idiot said you should peel onions under water to stop them making your eyes run.
I nearly drowned because I can't hold my breath for more than a minute!
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::) ::) ::)Actually,you're supposedto freeze them,not cut them under running water.Cheers! ::)
Subject: Re: I ask you !
Ainsley Harriott says so, Marian agrees. What more could you want. I presume the teariness is created by the sulphur? I'm not very scientific, so...
That said, sulphur becomes solid at 115 centigrade... hmm...
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::) ::) ::)Actually,you're supposedto freeze them,not cut them under running water.Cheers! ::)
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Subject: Re: I ask you !
Quoting:
Which idiot said you should peel onions under water to stop them making your eyes run.
I nearly drowned because I can't hold my breath for more than a minute!
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Gabble Ratchet what can I say? I think you've made me laugh more times than Des O' Connor. Mind you I rarely watch him . . .