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Subject: Love Songs Written To Animals
"Mandy" by Barry Manilow--written about a dog. ::)
"Ben" by Michael Jackson--written about a rat. (this song needs to be shot)
Any more?
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
"Shannon" by Henry Gross was written about a dog, but a deceased one :'( :'( :'(
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
Wildfire
I don't know who sung it, but i do know that it's about a pony and I hate it. >:(
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
Michael Murphey is responsible for that one.
Old Shep by Elvis (A dog)
Old Paint (Old country tune about a horse.)
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Wildfire
I don't know who sung it, but i do know that it's about a pony and I hate it. >:(
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Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
I remember that stupid "(My wonderful 1 2 3) 4 legged friend" one. Most songs about bestiality seem to be awful.
Except for this one. What you do is you all get drunk and each take turns to make up a verse as you go along- things like "put yer staff up a giraffe" or "stick your willy in a filly" that sort of thing. And a very obvious one involving a duck.
Although I wouldn't recommend doing that in front of... well... a lot of people.
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
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I remember that stupid "(My wonderful 1 2 3) 4 legged friend" one. Most songs about bestiality seem to be awful.
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The best thing about the "Four-legged friend" song is Billy Connolly's "Four-letter word" parody :-)
Best song about bestiality has to be Ivor Biggun's "Halfway up Virginia" ;-)
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Except for this one. What you do is you all get drunk and each take turns to make up a verse as you go along- things like "put yer staff up a giraffe" or "stick your willy in a filly" that sort of thing. And a very obvious one involving a duck.
Although I wouldn't recommend doing that in front of... well... a lot of people.
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You mean "Bestiality's Best" to the tune of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down"? My favourite verse to that one is "Coitus with a toitus"... ah, happy memories (of playing the song round a campfire - what did you think I meant?)
Phil
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
"Jessie" by Paw.
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
Being the sentimental ol' sproat that he was/is, Macca wrote a song dedicated to a dog (no, not Linda!!)...
'Martha My Dear' - from The Beatles (White Album, to you!)
And 'Jet' - (from Wings' Band On The Run) was also the name of one of his dogs...both of these being the Old English Sheepdog variety...
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
Suicide Machines - "Sometimes I Don't Mind" It's about a dog.
Well I buy you things sometimes
And it feels like the first time
And you're always on my mind
Everyday is like the first day
And I talk to you sometimes
Even though you never talk back
And I buy you things sometimes, 'cause I don't mind
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
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You mean "Bestiality's Best" to the tune of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down"? My favourite verse to that one is "Coitus with a toitus"... ah, happy memories (of playing the song round a campfire - what did you think I meant?)
Phil
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That's the one. It rocks- especially that verse!
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
What about "Fly, Robin Fly" by The Silver Convention or "Rockin' Robin" by Bobby Day? ;D
I just thought of another 'bird' song..."Songbird" by Anne Murray. :)
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
..or "Blackbird" by The Beatles?
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
"wondering" by good charlotte is aparently about a dog...
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
were all idiots:
"Dirty deeds done with sheep" by Bob Rivers
oh, and Bron-y-aur stomp by Led Zeppelin is about a dog
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
How come know one has mentioned the all time classic...
Muskrat Love??? :o
Perhaps it's the Captain and Tenniles greatest.
"Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
Nibblin' on bacon, Chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Suisie "Honey would you please be my missus?"
And she says yes
With her kisses
And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes,
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wiggle
And Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love"
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
Get Down by Gilbert O'Sullivan
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
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I just thought of another 'bird' song..."Songbird" by Anne Murray. :)
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Dontcha mean "Snowbird"? ???
Gotcha! ;)
Subject: Re: Love Songs Written To Animals
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Dontcha mean "Snowbird"? ???
Gotcha! ;)
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Oops! :-[ I guess when I was typing "'bird' song" I got it stuck in my head that way! LOL ;D