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Subject: Joke For Today
A head of a charitable organization is calling for donations when he notices that the towns richest lawyer had made $500,000 the previous year yet had never made a contribution. He calls the lawyer to ask why....the lawyer fires back that if he had done his research he would have noticed that his sisters husband had left her broke and with 5 kids to raise, his mother was ill and had incurred huge medical bill, and his brother was blind and needed round the clock care...the man from the charity was stammering out his apologies when the lawyer continued "I don't give any money to THEM so what makes you think I'd give any to YOU!" ;D
Subject: Re: Joke For Today
Funny and true.But if I were the man, I'd have pulled out a semi-automatic and Swiss cheese that shyster. (J/K eveybody) ;D
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A head of a charitable organization is calling for donations when he notices that the towns richest lawyer had made $500,000 the previous year yet had never made a contribution. He calls the lawyer to ask why....the lawyer fires back that if he had done his research he would have noticed that his sisters husband had left her broke and with 5 kids to raise, his mother was ill and had incurred huge medical bill, and his brother was blind and needed round the clock care...the man from the charity was stammering out his apologies when the lawyer continued "I don't give any money to THEM so what makes you think I'd give any to YOU!" ;D
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Subject: Re: Joke For Today
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Funny and true.But if I were the man, I'd have pulled out a semi-automatic and Swiss cheese that shyster. (J/K eveybody) ;D
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;D I wonder if the other people who looked at this without replying might just be lawyers.....
Subject: Re: Joke For Today
No, not a lawyer yet, but I work for one and THAT IS SO TRUE. :o
Subject: Re: Joke For Today
The only thing worse than a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff is the same bus with an empty seat.