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Subject: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 05/29/04 at 7:12 am

Create your own internet family.

Could I be Mommy Ripp? (hehehehehe)
Then we'd need a daddy and a child lol

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/03/05 at 8:44 pm

Can I be the whacky neighbor?  :D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 8:46 pm

I would like to be the abusive boyfriend/stalker named Eugene, of whoever the daughter is. Thank you.






~Beth

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/03/05 at 8:58 pm

Oh, wait.. I wanna be the Black Principal at the kids' school.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 10:26 pm


Oh, wait.. I wanna be the Black Principal at the kids' school.




A nice choice indeed.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/03/05 at 10:40 pm

can i be the crazy spinster lady that lives in a one room apt with 55 cats? LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 10:47 pm

I would like to change my postion of the abusive boyfriend, to the taxi cab driver, named Ol' Pete, that once drove by the Internet families house. Thank you.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/03/05 at 10:51 pm

Do you happen to have a very husky voice, due to smoking since the age of 5?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 07/03/05 at 10:53 pm


I would like to change my postion of the abusive boyfriend, to the taxi cab driver, named Ol' Pete, that once drove by the Internet families house. Thank you.




~Beth



^ You're a creepy Bastard



Internet family, eh? I don't think I can be anybody other then mah good ol' self, Former President Jimmy Carter. However, I would make an acception, if Mr. Powell would agree to be mah Mrs.



-Former President Jimmy Carter.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/03/05 at 10:59 pm



^ You're a creepy Bastard



Internet family, eh? I don't think I can be anybody other then mah good ol' self, Former President Jimmy Carter. However, I would make an acception, if Mr. Powell would agree to be mah Mrs.



-Former President Jimmy Carter.




somehow....I just don't see Mr. Powell agreeing to be titled a "Mrs"!!!! LOL!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/03/05 at 11:02 pm

So the position for "crazy, wacky neighbor" is still available?  :D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 11:04 pm



^ You're a creepy Bastard



Internet family, eh? I don't think I can be anybody other then mah good ol' self, Former President Jimmy Carter. However, I would make an acception, if Mr. Powell would agree to be mah Mrs.



-Former President Jimmy Carter.





You know what, Carter. I'm sick and tired of your crude remarks and your back sass.

You want a verbal fight? Well, gosh crappit...I'll give you one!! The gloves are OFF. The jig is UP. Let's just cut to the chase! Enough of the tomfoolery, already.


~Beth  >:(

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/03/05 at 11:05 pm




You know what, Carter. I'm sick and tired of your crude remarks and your back sass.

You want a verbal fight? Well, gosh crappit...I'll give you one!! The gloves are OFF. The jig is UP. Let's just cut to the chase! Enough of the tomfoolery, already.


~Beth  >:(




you tell him, Beth!!! LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 07/03/05 at 11:09 pm




You know what, Carter. I'm sick and tired of your crude remarks and your back sass.

You want a verbal fight? Well, gosh crappit...I'll give you one!! The gloves are OFF. The jig is UP. Let's just cut to the chase! Enough of the tomfoolery, already.


~Beth  >:(





Dandy. Let's settle this, then. A regular throw down, if you will. What are you doing tomorrow?



FormerPrezCarter

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 11:10 pm





Dandy. Let's settle this, then. A regular throw down, if you will. What are you doing tomorrow?



FormerPrezCarter





Other than your mom? Nothing as of yet....




~Beth

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 07/03/05 at 11:12 pm





Other than your mom? Nothing as of yet....




~Beth



Aww Hellz nah!!! You did NOT just talk 'bout mah mumma!!!! That's it, homes! Thems be fightin' words, right therrr.



FormerPJC >:(

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/03/05 at 11:12 pm





Other than your mom? Nothing as of yet....




~Beth



ooo oooo...low blow to the former Prez! LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 11:12 pm



Aww Hellz nah!!! You did NOT just talk 'bout mah mumma!!!! That's it, homes! Thems be fightin' words, right therrr.



FormerPJC >:(




Bring.......














































.....Ittttttttttttt




-Beth ;)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/03/05 at 11:20 pm


Other than your mom?


Eww.. she's old and a lady.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 11:21 pm


Eww.. she's old and a lady.





That's not that point. Whos side are you on, anyway?!?



~Beth >:(

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 07/03/05 at 11:26 pm





That's not that point. Whos side are you on, anyway?!?



~Beth >:(




Ha! You're just jealous because I have all the love from Apricot.

::turns to Apricot::

Come ere', son,  give you former president some sugar.




~FPJimmy Carter

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/03/05 at 11:38 pm

You stay away from me, you bastard! Now it's on.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 07/03/05 at 11:41 pm


You stay away from me, you bastard! Now it's on.




*Puts arms down*.....*unpuckers lips* *blink*....*blink*



.... :\'(



*runs off into the distance*




-FPj- :\'(

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/03/05 at 11:42 pm

That's right, go cry! Commie.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/03/05 at 11:43 pm


That's right, go cry! Commie.




Damnn Straight, Prez. Run Away!!!




~Beth

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/03/05 at 11:45 pm

Now reading this has to be the best laugh I've had all day.  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/03/05 at 11:58 pm

For you, maybe! It's horrifying for me! That Jimmy Carter is one craaaaaaaaaaazy man.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: goodsin on 07/04/05 at 6:00 am

Wow, these Internet families sound just like my real one, with the amount of bickering in this thread!

I'd be the dodgy outcast cousin who no-one talks about because of his nefarious deeds, similar to my real family role... ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Bobby on 07/04/05 at 6:11 am

Do any of you guys know 'Mr Carter' from school or is he just a loon that has stopped by for a bit?  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/04/05 at 9:52 am


Do any of you guys know 'Mr Carter' from school or is he just a loon that has stopped by for a bit?  ;D


We haven't a clue who Bet... I mean Jimmy Carter really is *coughMidKnightDarknesscoughcough*.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/04/05 at 10:31 am


We haven't a clue who Bet... I mean Jimmy Carter really is *coughMidKnightDarknesscoughcough*.




I haven't a CLUE what you are going on about, Mr.Pow- Andrew!!!


~Beth ???

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/04/05 at 11:08 am

Me? Mr. Powell? Naw.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 07/04/05 at 11:34 am

Can I be the voyeuristic neighbor? ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/04/05 at 1:03 pm

I am the crazy, paranoid, conspiracy theory obsessed neighbour, who has a fallout shelter in his basement.... just in case....  ::)

How do I know... that you're not all from "the government" sent out to spy on me?  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/04/05 at 1:04 pm

Can I take the Grandfather role?

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/04/05 at 1:07 pm


Can I be the voyeuristic neighbor? ;D


Just don't spy on me.....  ;D

Really... I mean it....  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/04/05 at 5:56 pm

The 60 year old fat guy who's passing himself off as a lesbian :D  Seriously, I chose friends that feel like family. :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/04/05 at 11:47 pm


The 60 year old fat guy who's passing himself off as a lesbian :D  Seriously, I chose friends that feel like family. :)




hahhaahahaaaha ;D

are you going to be the type with lots of cats??


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/05/05 at 12:49 am




hahhaahahaaaha ;D

are you going to be the type with lots of cats??


Erin :)
M-E-O-W :-* ;)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Bobby on 07/05/05 at 12:51 am


We haven't a clue who Bet... I mean Jimmy Carter really is *coughMidKnightDarknesscoughcough*.


Definitely similar sentencing structure.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Gis on 07/05/05 at 9:10 am

I'm thinking the English Librarian with a dark secret researching her family tree who finds she's related to you all by a great aunt on her mother's side.........

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/05/05 at 9:39 am


I'm thinking the English Librarian with a dark secret researching her family tree who finds she's related to you all by a great aunt on her mother's side.........


Dun Dun DUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/05/05 at 10:48 am

hahhahah...this thread makes me laugh....it's probably totally different than what Ripp intended it to be...BUT...that's a good thing!!!  We've made it a bit creative, haven't we?  With this bunch of people...ya never can tell what will happen!! :D



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/05/05 at 11:56 am


M-E-O-W :-* ;)



Hey! I resemble that remark!




Cat

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 07/05/05 at 6:56 pm

I'm Jim's brother ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: jiminy on 07/05/05 at 11:08 pm


I'm Jim's brother ;D ;D


Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/05/05 at 11:12 pm

I'll be the fat man who stands next to "No Loitering" signs and always wears the same shirt and pants every day. (How I'm related to everyone, I have no idea)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 6:21 pm

Who's going to be my Mother? ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/06/05 at 7:23 pm


Other than your mom? Nothing as of yet....


I wanna be Jimmy Carter's Mom!

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 8:04 pm


I'll be the fat man who stands next to "No Loitering" signs and always wears the same shirt and pants every day. (How I'm related to everyone, I have no idea)


Then I'll be the 15-year old kid with stolen glasses, appearing deep in thought... as well as the Black Principal of the kid's school.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: NullandVoid on 07/06/05 at 8:13 pm

I'm the old lady up the block that no one speaks to

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Bobby on 07/07/05 at 4:21 am


I wanna be Jimmy Carter's Mom!


LOL!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: TC1970 on 07/07/05 at 6:02 am

This is a cute idea..but I cannot choose, so I will probably just be the "outside world"
;)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:18 pm

I'll be Bob's Brother In Law. ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/07/05 at 7:31 pm


If it's not taken, yet, I want to be the quiet neighbor down the street, who keeps to myself and is the last one anyone would suspect.    Heh heh heh!



Do you mean the one that has the bodies in her basement?  ;) :D





Cat

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: annamommynous on 07/07/05 at 10:04 pm

I want to be the long lost cousin who surfaces at the last minute to "save" the family a la Cousin Oliver from Brady Bunch. Or "Sam" the spunky red-headed son of Mr. Drummond's new wife on "Diff'rent Strokes."

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MooRocca on 07/07/05 at 10:41 pm



Do you mean the one that has the bodies in her basement?  ;) :D


In the basement, in the back yard... lots of places.  ;)  ;D


Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Tam on 07/07/05 at 10:59 pm

I am "etc."

That way I am her, him, they etc...
and no one really knows where, when, why or how but...
etc. will always be.
Infinite

;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/07/05 at 11:50 pm

Can I be--oh wait, I think I already am--that neighbor who comes over to hang out all the time. Just enough to where people think, "Boy he's over here an awful lot", but not quite enough to where they're sick of me. ;D

Really though, I pick "Friends that feel like family". :)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: danootaandme on 07/08/05 at 7:05 am


Who's going to be my Mother? ;D


COME TO MAMA. But please don't ask again who your father is, I haven't quite figured that out.  As a matter of fact I'm not your real mother, but all this will be explained when you are older, meanwhile make
sure you let me know who you are dating, in case she turns out to be your sister. ::)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/08/05 at 9:32 am


COME TO MAMA. But please don't ask again who your father is, I haven't quite figured that out.  As a matter of fact I'm not your real mother, but all this will be explained when you are older, meanwhile make
sure you let me know who you are dating, in case she turns out to be your sister. ::)


::)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 3:38 pm

I'm Uncle Howard

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/09/05 at 2:36 pm

After much debate and thought, I have decided to fulfil the position of cousin DAK, as I don't feel major enough to play the position of a brother or sister, so i'm part of the family, but not centre stage

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/09/05 at 3:23 pm


I'm Uncle Howard
All round for Uncle Howard's for dinner!

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/09/05 at 3:25 pm

Upon further consideration i realised Jimmy Carter's Mom is probably already dead (or the position was filled)

Either way i feel i should at once be appointed as the Gardener who trades sexual favours from the attractive housewifes in the neighberhood in exchange for keeping my mouth shut.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: jiminy on 07/09/05 at 3:29 pm


Upon further consideration i realised Jimmy Carter's Mom is probably already dead (or the position was filled)

Either way i feel i should at once be appointed as the Gardener who trades sexual favours from the attractive housewifes in the neighberhood in exchange for keeping my mouth shut.

get to work, there are a few fields that need plowing :P

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 07/09/05 at 4:58 pm

I'll be the annoying boyfriend

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/09/05 at 5:03 pm

Aside from the Black Principal at the children's school.. I'd also like to be the crazy milkman that nobody wants to piss off because they KNOW he's gonna snap one day.  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/09/05 at 5:06 pm

I think that this neighbour is crazy....  ::)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 07/10/05 at 4:14 am

Well I'm the mum...I haven't been reading much through this at the mo so who's my son/daughter/husband? :D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/10/05 at 4:15 am


Well I'm the mum...I haven't been reading much through this at the mo so who's my son/daughter/husband? :D
Can it be the children have already left home?

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 07/10/05 at 4:23 am

Oh! If that's the case...
*breaks out the champagne*
:D :D :D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 07/10/05 at 11:04 am


Can it be the children have already left home?


Well, shoot, you just made me, the Black Principal, totally obsolete!  >:(

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/28/05 at 10:21 am

Since this thread went up, I have been trying to figure out where I fit in. It finally hit me. I am the family psychiatrist.  ;)





Cat

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/28/05 at 10:23 am


Since this thread went up, I have been trying to figure out where I fit in. It finally hit me. I am the family psychiatrist.  ;)





Cat


By the sounds of things, we need one!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 07/28/05 at 3:58 pm

I'm your local gynecologist ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 12/24/05 at 1:31 pm

Well, I'm not gonna be pregnant any time soon because the children have left home, so... :-[ You could be the local Howard...i cant think of a better position!  ;)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 12/26/05 at 8:30 am


Well, I'm not gonna be pregnant any time soon because the children have left home, so... :-[ You could be the local Howard...i cant think of a better position!

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: danootaandme on 12/27/05 at 6:23 am

I am an aunt, but a "dotty old thing" who tells stories that most do not know if they are true or
not, and wears strange clothes, lives in a strange house, does strange things.  Irritating, but
(hopefully) loveable. ::)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 01/15/06 at 7:28 am

:)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 01/15/06 at 7:41 am


:)
That avatar looks freakishly like Jacks' old one...  :o

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/15/06 at 1:55 pm


That avatar looks freakishly like Jacks' old one...  :o



I was just thinking that. WhyTF is she grabbing at her face, though?






Damnit, Ripp.. DAMNIT TO HELL..!!!1

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: gemini on 01/15/06 at 2:07 pm



I was just thinking that. WhyTF is she grabbing at her face, though?



Whoa  :o  I thought maybe jacks was having a breakdown  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: whistledog on 01/15/06 at 3:06 pm

I get to be the Internet Family Dog  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/15/06 at 3:21 pm

I'll be a cousin, but I'd rather not say why.  ::)

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/15/06 at 4:39 pm

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Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/15/06 at 7:13 pm


That avatar looks freakishly like Jacks' old one...  :o



OMFG...I noticed that too..on another thread...I was like, "WTF did Chrissy do to her avatar?"...and then I realized that it wasn't her.!!! :o ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Morton on 01/16/06 at 5:23 pm

I am still Cousin Dak... or am I?!?!?!  :o

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 04/14/06 at 2:16 pm

Perhaps you mutated into Uncle Kad...?
I dunno.  :D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: KKay on 04/14/06 at 2:35 pm

I like friends that feel like family..
three is a lot less responsibility to attend events, but you get gifts on holidays anyway

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 04/14/06 at 2:36 pm

I'm Uncle Howard  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/14/06 at 2:39 pm

I said "no position" because I have enough trouble with my real family.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 04/14/06 at 2:40 pm


I said "no position" because I have enough trouble with my real family.



Are you my Aunt?  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Howard on 04/14/06 at 2:41 pm


No I will be.



Auntie Babooshka?  ;D

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/14/06 at 2:44 pm



Auntie Babooshka?  ;D


I was looking for the option of being that odd and slightly crazy auntie some people have, but it isn't there.
You can imagine that anyhow.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 04/15/06 at 8:37 am

Well, I'm the Doctor Who-addicted mum. Who lives in a fake TARDIS with millions of David Tennant pictures plastered up the walls.
So...hmm. I'm still the mum.

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: CeeKay on 04/15/06 at 10:50 am

I'll be the grandma.  Why?  Because I love giving wise advice.  You can have fun with the kids but then they go home.  You don't have to be responsible for everybody else's life anymore (unless you want to, at which point you can butt in and annoy everyone).

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Trimac20 on 04/15/06 at 10:57 am

This is a rather strange question. I really don' know...

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Apricot on 04/15/06 at 7:08 pm

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Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/15/06 at 8:14 pm

What happened to the one I made?!

Subject: Re: Internet Family!

Written By: Ripp on 04/20/06 at 1:36 pm

I've lost track of who's who now lol! :o

I am so bored.
Ah well.
*watches more Doctor Who*

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