'Grossology' is a book of disgusting things that we all do.  I have even created a website based on the subject of Grossology and it covers such things as poop, pee, puke, farts, burps, spots, blisters, smelly feet and even BO. Don't worry, though, as they're all completely natural. Prepare to be grossed out!

Speaking of Grossology, does beetroot really make pee pink or red?

When I was a kid, whilst visitng my great aunt and uncle, used to eat as many pickled beets as I could so I could pee pink.
I have read that it is the S content in foods that make your farts stink, avoid sulfur and avoid odor!
Godl lyk!

When I was a kid, whilst visitng my great aunt and uncle, used to eat as many pickled beets as I could so I could pee pink.
I have read that it is the S content in foods that make your farts stink, avoid sulfur and avoid odor!
Godl lyk!


Heck, that ain't gross.

Gross is kissing your grandmother good night and she sticks her tongue down your throat.

Heck, that ain't gross.

Gross is kissing your grandmother good night and she sticks her tongue down your throat.


NIX !  Gross is when you enjoy it  :(

No, gross is your mom trying to tell you about your dad in the sack

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Grossology Fact Of The Moment:
Did You Know?........That........
Cow, elephant, and camel poop are described as dung, pies, pat and chips. Manure is the word for farm animal waste. Wild animals, such as wolves and mountain lions, leave behind scat..

That's Gross. :P



Howard

:o :oSpider bites are gross.You get a lot of relief when all the pus drains out,but it makes an ugly mess on the bandage.But then again,you're glad that stuff's no longer INSIDE you!!!! 8)Cheers!

Worse than gross,  when your sister in law can't talk to any of her friends or famiily about her abortion, so she tells her 9 yr old daughter!!!  Pretty gosh darn pathetic.
Anyway,
God lyk!

Worse than gross,  when your sister in law can't talk to any of her friends or famiily about her abortion, so she tells her 9 yr old daughter!!!  Pretty gosh darn pathetic.
Anyway,
God lyk!


:o

This has gotta be the grossest thing I have read this week:

Inmate tries to eat convict's brain
From correspondents in Chateauroux, France
July 9, 2004

A FRENCH prisoner serving 30 years for murder and cannibalism is under psychiatric evaluation after killing another detainee and trying to eat his brain.

The 36-year-old inmate, who was not named, had to be overpowered by eight people to stop him gorging on his victim, according to the head of the Federal Autonomous Pentitentiary Union, Frederic Grandcolas.

The attack happened in the prison of Saint-Maur, central France, last Sunday.

The prisoner, jailed in 2000 for his horrific crimes three years earlier, burst out of his cell as dinner was being handed out and attacked guards and convicts serving the meal with an ashtray.

After smashing the skull of one of the convicts, he started eating the brain before being hauled away and taken to a psychiatric institution nearby.

During subsequent questioning by police, he said "he heard voices telling him he was going to be attacked during the meal, but he says he doesn't remember anything of what he did," according to a local state prosecutor, Stephanie Forax.

Mr Grandcolas said he understood that the prisoner would not be put back in the general penitentiary population after the mental evaluation was over.

Several staff at the Saint-Maur jail had to receive counselling after the incident.

Agence France-Presse

I am outdoing myself today - but this is a very sad grossness.

My friends hubby is a tv news director and reporter and was first onscene yesterday when a shark killed a surfer down south of Perth.

Two white pointers were involved, 31 year old Perth guy was dead before his friends pulled him to shore, one witness has said body was halved (this hasnt been confirmed by authorities yet).

Friend that I was out partying with last night thought her son was down there on a surfing weekend with his mates - but it turned out he stayed home as he was feeling poor.  His mates witnessed the attack.

article in my morning paper http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,10104945%255E948,00.html

cover pic of the surfboard

Gross is having to watch reality tv shows where they eat animal body parts.

*vomits* :P ::)



Howard

Gross is having to watch reality tv shows where they eat animal body parts.

*vomits* :P ::)



Howard
;D ;)I know what you mean.I mean,people complain if they have to eat too many vegetables,but if they're so bad,then why don't people get made to eat them on reality shows??? ::) :-\\Cheers!

Okay, here's what's gross:  When you go to do a bed check on a nursing home resident and the steri strips have loosened due to sweat and whilst changing their  wetness protection product, you notice that you can clearly see the flesh inside where the cyst was removed.  Or, how 'bout helping the mortitian transfer the dead body to the gurney?
God lyk!

Okay, here's what's gross:  When you go to do a bed check on a nursing home resident and the steri strips have loosened due to sweat and whilst changing their  wetness protection product, you notice that you can clearly see the flesh inside where the cyst was removed.  Or, how 'bout helping the mortitian transfer the dead body to the gurney?
God lyk!



ICK

I once stiched up my brothers forhead when he went thru a windscreen.  The gash was about 2 inches long and went crooked thru his eyebrow.  He didnt want to go to hospital as he was drunk so I stitched it all up.  It was so deep I could see bone chips and nerves.

Next day when a doctor saw it he said I did a darn fine job !


Ohh - this is a pic of the gorgeous guy eaten by a shark here on the weekend. His name is Brad Smith - RIP.  Only 30 years old.  They have now established it was two sharks in the attack - a White Pointer aka Great White and a Bronze Whaler.  They are now studying why two different species would be hunting and attacking together - very rare.

 

ICK

I once stiched up my brothers forhead when he went thru a windscreen.  The gash was about 2 inches long and went crooked thru his eyebrow.  He didnt want to go to hospital as he was drunk so I stitched it all up.  It was so deep I could see bone chips and nerves.

Next day when a doctor saw it he said I did a darn fine job !


Ohh - this is a pic of the gorgeous guy eaten by a shark here on the weekend. His name is Brad Smith - RIP.  Only 30 years old.  They have now established it was two sharks in the attack - a White Pointer aka Great White and a Bronze Whaler.  They are now studying why two different species would be hunting and attacking together - very rare.

 

:o :oThe sharks may have been competing with each other.One probably got to him first,and the other might have wanted what the first one had.

;D ;)I know what you mean.I mean,people complain if they have to eat too many vegetables,but if they're so bad,then why don't people get made to eat them on reality shows??? ::) :-\\Cheers!



Because People are chicken to even admit it. ;D


Howard

Because People are chicken to even admit it. ;D


Howard
:o :o :oProbably,although they did have to eat really hot peppers once--so that counts as a veggie.Cheers!

:o :oThe sharks may have been competing with each other.One probably got to him first,and the other might have wanted what the first one had.


Nup from what the gazillion experts are saying (ya know how they all crawl out of the woodwork at times like this) - based on witness reports - the Great White did the attacking while the Bronze Whaler circled.  Chopper footage showed them swimming along together quite happily - extremely strange for those two breeds.

me personally - I live on the land - they live in the water - I see no reason why either of us should ever bump into each other !

Nup from what the gazillion experts are saying (ya know how they all crawl out of the woodwork at times like this) - based on witness reports - the Great White did the attacking while the Bronze Whaler circled.  Chopper footage showed them swimming along together quite happily - extremely strange for those two breeds.

me personally - I live on the land - they live in the water - I see no reason why either of us should ever bump into each other !
:o :oInteresting.....is the bronze whaler smaller,or what?

In the 1960s, the Rolling Stones were fined £65 for peeing at a petrol station near the pumps. What a gruesome criminal offence!

:o :oInteresting.....is the bronze whaler smaller,or what?


Based on witness reports and bite marks - they are saying the Great White was a 7 metre one and the Bronze Whaler was 5 metres.

Neither have been found yet.  The governent has stated both are to be shot - totally ridiculous when Great Whites are endangered and any surfer knows he is sharing their space at his own risk.

Click here..... for THE ULTIMATE GROSS-OUT

Whatever you do,just look away at this picture. :P


http://www.ogrish.com/view_attachment.php?id=36193

Howard

You want gross?  Here, buy a vowel movement ................

I had a huge spot quite far up inside my right nostril. It was there for months and months until I finally burst it.

Three days later one appears in my LEFT nostril.

I burst the same one about three times and I'm sure it still has some pus left in it.

And it feels huge because of all the nerves in my nose.

But if you want to see something truly disgusting, look at these:

Maggot Brain
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/maggot1.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/maggot2.jpg

Click here..... for THE ULTIMATE GROSS-OUT


Reminds me of Rotten.com

http://bigducky.com/4images/data/media/5/kenedy.jpg


A Picture of a dead JFK. :P


Howard

Speaking of Grossology, does beetroot really make pee pink or red?
I can speak from experience, yes beetroot does change the colour of your pee.

Speaking of Grossology, does beetroot really make pee pink or red?
Maybe if you eat tins and tins of the stuff...

wow...this is gross. :D

I know this is kind of weird, but I've always been grossed out by wet dog food. When I was a kid we had this sheepdog that we fed this dry dog food that came in really large chunks, and we always kept his food and water dishes outside. Whenever it would rain the dog food would soak up all the water and become soft and mushy and swell up to the size of charcoal briquets.

I hated cleaning up wet dog food, for some weird reason I found that chore almost as disgusting as cleaning up his poop.  :P :P :P

I know this is kind of weird, but I've always been grossed out by wet dog food. When I was a kid we had this sheepdog that we fed this dry dog food that came in really large chunks, and we always kept his food and water dishes outside. Whenever it would rain the dog food would soak up all the water and become soft and mushy and swell up to the size of charcoal briquets.

I hated cleaning up wet dog food, for some weird reason I found that chore almost as disgusting as cleaning up his poop.  :P :P :P


ew..I know what you mean...wet animal food..or wet food of any kind is basically repulsive. 8-P

I once won a "Schoolwide Gross-Out" contest by taking some "Cafeteria Mystery Meat", sticking it under my arm, then into my mouth.

I was able to spit it out the side with no one catching on.
Bad thing is- I am a hairy Viking-type.

I once won a "Schoolwide Gross-Out" contest by taking some "Cafeteria Mystery Meat", sticking it under my arm, then into my mouth.

I was able to spit it out the side with no one catching on.
Bad thing is- I am a hairy Viking-type.


Did you have to?  :P

Did you have to?  :P

I didn't have to...but no way I was swallowing that! 8-P

I didn't have to...but no way I was swallowing that! 8-P


Should've given it to a girl. ;D

Gross is when the members of your family decide to not rinse their plates or do the dishes for a week. Fruit flies, fuzzy mold and a stench later, I get stuck cleaning because their stomachs are too weak!!! ::)

Gross is having to breathe in smoker's air. 8-P

Gross is having to breathe in smoker's air. 8-P
...or the aroma of smoke on their clothing.

...or the aroma of smoke on their clothing.


even worse.

even worse.
You think you have got away, and the aroma is still there.

You think you have got away, and the aroma is still there.


and you wait to get home and throw it in the washer.

and you wait to get home and throw it in the washer.
...and have a shower.

...and have a shower.


a hot shower.

a hot shower.
Hot is very soothing.

Hot is very soothing.


takes away the germs.

takes away the germs.
A hot warm bath is more relaxing.

A hot warm bath is more relaxing.


but you bathe in your filth. :P

but you bathe in your filth. :P
You have a bath when you are clean.

You have a bath when you are clean.


when you're dirty,you shower.

when you're dirty,you shower.
...or in need to cool down?

...or in need to cool down?


a hot shower will do.

a hot shower will do.
Hot to cool down?

Hot to cool down?


and a good washing up.

I can speak from experience, yes beetroot does change the colour of your pee.


Two words for you:  Methylene blue.

Ultimate chemistry-student college prank.  In sufficient doses, both excretions can be colored. 

(Methylene blue was the easy version.  Green's so wrong that any MD worth his salt will immediately suspect wise-arses, especially in college-aged patients. There are dyes that can produce bright red, which never got used, but were always discussed as options :)

Two words for you:  Methylene blue.

Ultimate chemistry-student college prank.  In sufficient doses, both excretions can be colored. 

(Methylene blue was the easy version.  Green's so wrong that any MD worth his salt will immediately suspect wise-arses, especially in college-aged patients. There are dyes that can produce bright red, which never got used, but were always discussed as options :)
Does the Methylene blue enhance the taste of beetroot?

anything gross?

anything gross?
Beetroots are not gross.

smoking ads are gross.

smoking ads are gross.
Smoking ads are banned here.

Smoking ads are banned here.


Why is that?

Why is that?
Because cigarettes are harmful of health.

Because cigarettes are harmful of health.


and that's gross.

and that's gross.
Alcohol ads before 9pm are banned too.

smoking is gross. 8-P

smoking is gross. 8-P
Not very pleasant.

Not very pleasant.


When I'm around smokers almost every day at Pathmark. :P

When I'm around smokers almost every day at Pathmark. :P
I assume there is no way of avoiding them?

I assume there is no way of avoiding them?


I either move away or step inside a while till the smoke clears.