here use this one   :D


You do that and I'll rip you a new butthole! >:(

You do that and I'll rip you a new butthole! >:(

maybe i need a new one  ;D

Look here...
http://www.hotsaucezone.com/sauces/brandnewasshole.html
http://www.hotsaucezone.com/bottleslarge/brandnewahole.jpg

maybe i need a new one  ;D


C'mon Man,I'm serious here! >:(

C'mon Man,I'm serious here! >:(

no one used it, it was a joke

no one used it, it was a joke



No hard feelings there. ;)

maybe i need a new one  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dif yours is blocked,use Ex-Lax

Uh.. here are my current favorites:

1. RockandRollFan {I've always liked the Jukebox}
2. MidKnightDarkness {it suits you}
3. GRS {Bad Music!}
4. Djork {The "Ween Sucks" was my idea, but he made a good one}
5. Mine {I just can't take my eyes off that friggin' alien thing!}

Hey Andy... what is your fascination with bloody avatars?? ;D

er.. I should say avatars of people bleeding.. since "bloody" has a different meaning in British Talk. ;)

Hey Andy... what is your fascination with bloody avatars?? ;D

er.. I should say avatars of people bleeding.. since "bloody" has a different meaning in British Talk. ;)


It should probably be, Andy what is your obsession with blood.

I don't know, it's just one of those things, i've always thought it was tremendously righteous.

When most people cut themselves they stick the cut under water or something, i try and squeeze the blood out, try and open the cut out, all sorts.
Then again, this is a man who has performed minor surgery and dentistry on himself talking. ;D

It should probably be, Andy what is your obsession with blood.

I don't know, it's just one of those things, i've always thought it was tremendously righteous.




Ok... just don't go putting a used tampon on your avatar, k? :-\\

Ok... just don't go putting a used tampon on your avatar, k? :-\\


;D ;D ;D

I remember we were doing some wrestling in the back garden, and my friend pete who is mr hairless got a big cut on his head.. and of course head wounds bleed a lot. Anyway, Greg just stopped and couldn't stop laughing and he eventually managed to get out between rapturous bursts of laughter.. 'PETE LOOKS LIKE A TAMPON!'

;D ;D ;D

I remember we were doing some wrestling in the back garden, and my friend pete who is mr hairless got a big cut on his head.. and of course head wounds bleed a lot. Anyway, Greg just stopped and couldn't stop laughing and he eventually managed to get out between rapturous bursts of laughter.. 'PETE LOOKS LIKE A TAMPON!'


LOL ;D

Ok... just don't go putting a used tampon on your avatar, k? :-\\


Ha ha! That would be unreal.  ;D

When most people cut themselves they stick the cut under water or something, i try and squeeze the blood out, try and open the cut out, all sorts.
Then again, this is a man who has performed minor surgery and dentistry on himself talking. ;D


Hmmm . . . You're a bit of a masochist really, aren't you?  ;D

How did you perform your surgery then, Doctor Rock?

I see ^ has changed his avatar back.  ;D The other avatar just didn't look right.

:D

Most of the time I don't read the names of the posters. I just look at the avatars and think to myself, "Oh, that is ________". When people change their avatars I get confused and then I HAVE to read who posted.





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How did you perform your surgery then, Doctor Rock?


;D "Doctor Rock" is a favorite song of mine. Good to see your avatar back to normal.. the old one.. I just couldn't get used to it.

^ I do the same thing.. I recognize people by avatar.. although, usually, I just catch the name while glancing at the avatar, so it's no big deal.

Hmmm . . . You're a bit of a masochist really, aren't you?  ;D

How did you perform your surgery then, Doctor Rock?


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When i had ingrown toenails i used a large kitchen knife to cut out all the flesh around the nails and then cut them essentially all the way off.

The home dentistry i did (and i have already shared this) is when i got sick and tired of having braces and used Pliers and wire cutters to get them out oh and a mirror.

^ Holy sh-t, dude.. whoa.

^ Holy sh-t, dude.. whoa.


;D It's not as bad as it sounds. They both worked.

;D It's not as bad as it sounds. They both worked.


Well, it's the fact you performed it yourself.

Well, it's the fact you performed it yourself.


Well young Andrew. I lived in a place called Great Britain.. a place were Healthcare is so bad Senior citizens pull out there own rotten teeth and were young men perform surgery on there own feet just so they can play Football again  ;D

You want to get some of that stuff done there you can wait for months and months.

I have said this before but maybe you didn't see.

I ripped the anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) in my left knee. This Ligament has a fairly big role to play in your knee actually functioning. I wasn't able to actually walk for some time, but anyway, i was informed that somebody could see me (a doctor i assumed) within the next 2 months because it was relativley serious.. 2 MONTHS!! Anyway i got an appointment about 7 weeks later, which they cancelled and i eventually got in there 9 weeks later. Where i saw a woman that spoke next to no English and looked at me like i had 3 heads when i explained what the problem was. Eventually a very nice chap named Dr Singh was bought in and checked me over, he got my taken for an x-ray and what not and eventually came to the same conclusion that i had. That i had ripped my ACL. He informed me that if i was to have surgery performed on it that i would be placed on a waiting list which was approximatly 8 months long, however it could take longer. He said the alternative was to let it heal on it's own with special Physiotherapy. I of course took that option because in the 8 months i'd have to wait chances are it would have healed a lot of the way by it'self.

Anyway 19 Months on from ripping it i still have a lot of pain in my left knee sometimes and occasionally have a little trouble putting any weight on it. Thank you National health Service.

The reason i took my braces off is that a piece of wire came out of where it was supposed to be at the back and was gouging a large hole in my mouth, i called the dentist and was informed i could get an appointment, i think it was about 2 and a half weeks later, i explained that it needed to be before then. They told me that was the earliest they could do so i thanked them went to the Shed got the tools and did it myself.

Well young Andrew. I lived in a place called Great Britain.. a place were Healthcare is so bad Senior citizens pull out there own rotten teeth and were young men perform surgery on there own feet just so they can play Football again  ;D

You want to get some of that stuff done there you can wait for months and months.

I have said this before but maybe you didn't see.

I ripped the anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) in my left knee. This Ligament has a fairly big role to play in your knee actually functioning. I wasn't able to actually walk for some time, but anyway, i was informed that somebody could see me (a doctor i assumed) within the next 2 months because it was relativley serious.. 2 MONTHS!! Anyway i got an appointment about 7 weeks later, which they cancelled and i eventually got in there 9 weeks later. Where i saw a woman that spoke next to no English and looked at me like i had 3 heads when i explained what the problem was. Eventually a very nice chap named Dr Singh was bought in and checked me over, he got my taken for an x-ray and what not and eventually came to the same conclusion that i had. That i had ripped my ACL. He informed me that if i was to have surgery performed on it that i would be placed on a waiting list which was approximatly 8 months long, however it could take longer. He said the alternative was to let it heal on it's own with special Physiotherapy. I of course took that option because in the 8 months i'd have to wait chances are it would have healed a lot of the way by it'self.

Anyway 19 Months on from ripping it i still have a lot of pain in my left knee sometimes and occasionally have a little trouble putting any weight on it. Thank you National health Service.

The reason i took my braces off is that a piece of wire came out of where it was supposed to be at the back and was gouging a large hole in my mouth, i called the dentist and was informed i could get an appointment, i think it was about 2 and a half weeks later, i explained that it needed to be before then. They told me that was the earliest they could do so i thanked them went to the Shed got the tools and did it myself.



would you go to the tool shed for hemroids?   :D

hey andy... I made you a new avatar   ;D