What's your favorite saying?

Mine is BITE ME when someone pisses me off.

Mine seems to be the term  'Also as well . . .' after somebody has finished talking.

totally  :)

It used to be: Beer Me!

i've been saying "i'm cool for cats" a lot lately plus a whole lot more sayings that aren't appropiate to these boards...

a whole lot more sayings that aren't appropiate to these boards...


I have a lot of sayings that would be sensored.

I have a lot of saying.  I'll add them as I remember, but for now.........................

WHATEVER!

I have been stuck for new sayings...
All I say now is
"Nice" and when I get mad it's "Snap"

weird

'B*gger me gently/senseless' (as an exclaimation of surprise, not as a literal...!!) is one of the rare 'clean' ones I use frequently (and even then I had to censor it here...!!)

Another one in common usage is 'He's got a face like a smacked arse', which describes po-faced individuals perfectly (of which there are plenty in the office, including our beloved Chief Exec., but I haven't actually said that to him...!!)

The undisputed champs of this lark are the Australians...hopefully there'll be a few along shortly...!

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'B*gger me gently/senseless' (as an exclaimation of surprise, not as a literal...!!) is one of the rare 'clean' ones I use frequently (and even then I had to censor it here...!!)

Another one in common usage is 'He's got a face like a smacked arse', which describes po-faced individuals perfectly (of which there are plenty in the office, including our beloved Chief Exec., but I haven't actually said that to him...!!)

The undisputed champs of this lark are the Australians...hopefully there'll be a few along shortly...!


Ha ha! I use the second expression a lot, Paul. Funny as heck. I don't use the first expression in case somebody decides it's an invitation.  ;D

i need to add 'ish' to my list..i've been using it solidly for a few years..it goes a long way  :)...'whatever' is up there for me too...

When I'm hungry:  I'm so hungry I could eat the @rse out of a rag doll.

When I'm thirsty:   I'm as dry as a dead dingo.

When asked if I'm busy:   Like a lizard drinking.

When I don't want to do something:  I'd rather stick a needle in my eye.

I would say that Howard is "as toey as a roman sandal".

When something or someone moves quickly:  "like a rat up a rope" or "off like a bride's nightie" (my Uncle's favourite saying. :\'(

Well I am an Aussie! ;)

My neighbour, Victor who was born and bred in Mount Isa (a mining city) has some wonderful sayings.  His best mate, Sean aka Spot,  has a Harley that Victor refers to as "the cattle dog" because it likes to go for a run but always comes home on the back of the ute.   ;D

Another one in common usage is 'He's got a face like a smacked arse', which describes po-faced individuals perfectly (of which there are plenty in the office, including our beloved Chief Exec., but I haven't actually said that to him...!!)




I love that saying.  We also say "he/she's got a head like a sucked mango seed" ;D
What about "a mouth like a cat's bum".

Somebody that is really drunk is "as full as a state school hat rack" or "as full as a goog".

Somebody with buck teeth "could eat watermelon through a picket fence". ;D

I like "Wicked." I say it when I think something is good or bad. I also say, "What a man/babe X 2" and "I don't like phones." from the mobile ringtone adverts. That must actually be from Little Britain. My mum likes the saying "What a cuffufle (sp?)" from the TV series.

"Nice try but No Cigar"  :)

"Nice try but No Cigar"  :)


What does that mean, Fuss? I've heard the saying before but have no idea where it come from.

What does that mean, Fuss? I've heard the saying before but have no idea where it come from.


Well, my best guess is that a cigar could be given as a minor sort of prize for getting something right.

Therefore if you do NOT get something right : No cigar !  :)

Unless someone has a better explanation  :)