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Subject: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/15/05 at 3:47 pm
When they mention four out of five dentists recomend _________________ in ads, what happend to the fifth dentist? Any ideas? ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: sputnikcorp on 03/15/05 at 3:52 pm
he was shot for being a non-conformist...
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/15/05 at 4:05 pm
is currently being tortured by being fed chocolate bars until he recommends. ::)
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Apricot on 03/15/05 at 4:20 pm
If 5 out of 5 recommended, that would imply all dentists would recommend it. And there might be some jerk-dentist who thinks sugarless gum after meals is harmful. So, they can't truthfully say 5 out of 5. If you wanna be technical.
But I'll just say they killed him! :D
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: ADH13 on 03/15/05 at 5:58 pm
umm.. I think a fly landed on his forehead, the 4th dentist swatted his forehead to kill the fly...
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Howard on 03/15/05 at 6:06 pm
Four out Of Five Dentists recommend that you use a teeth whitener ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: jaytee on 03/15/05 at 6:37 pm
He committed suicide ;)
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Apricot on 03/15/05 at 6:45 pm
He committed suicide ;)
Hey, man, that's not cool!
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Howard on 03/15/05 at 6:50 pm
He was drilled ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: LyricBoy on 03/15/05 at 7:03 pm
I'm not sure about the fifth dentist.
I'm still trying to figure out why my dentist charges me for prophylactics every time I go there.
;D ;D
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: jiminy on 03/15/05 at 7:13 pm
Beavis: My dentist checks my nads
Butt-head: your nads?
Beavis: yeah my nads, I've got full coverage huh huh huh
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/15/05 at 7:45 pm
he was shot for being a non-conformist...
LMAO!!!
Cat
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: AL-B on 03/15/05 at 8:25 pm
The 5th dentist was last seen being forced at gunpoint into a black Cadillac Escalade by two known members of the Russian mafia, who are alleged to have a controlling interest in the Wrigley Corporation (makers of Extra, a direct competitor to Trident).
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: gemini61 on 03/15/05 at 8:41 pm
He committed suicide ;)
Oh no, I killed him. I never should have said I hate Dentists :\'( ;)
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: RockandRollFan on 03/15/05 at 9:55 pm
Oh no, I killed him. I never should have said I hate Dentists :\'(  ;)ÂÂÂ
Hey! My brother's a dentist!
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: jiminy on 03/15/05 at 10:02 pm
If your teeth are OK there is nothing to fear, If you have ever had a bad tooth ache he's a welcomed sight
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/15/05 at 10:32 pm
The dental mafia is after number 5.... ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Billy Florio on 03/16/05 at 12:07 am
was this inspired by my sig line?
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Dagwood on 03/17/05 at 8:47 pm
umm.. I think a fly landed on his forehead, the 4th dentist swatted his forehead to kill the fly...
;D
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Ansky1213 on 03/19/05 at 11:23 am
He became an orthodontist, in order to make much more money by doing much less work ;)
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: whistledog on 08/26/07 at 12:41 am
You know why that 5th dentist doesn't recommend Trident? Because he's inked a deal with Hubba Bubba. See, the more people who chew the sugary taste of Hubba Bubba will need to go see a dentist more frequently, which in turn will put more money in his pocket :D
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/26/07 at 1:10 am
I read somewhere that the original commercials were to say 5 out of 5 dentists, but then they realized that that would seem pretty arrogant and cocky so they whittled it down to 4 dentists which is actually quite believable. I would never believe all 5 would recommend Trident
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: whistledog on 08/26/07 at 1:14 am
I read somewhere that the original commercials were to say 5 out of 5 dentists, but then they realized that that would seem pretty arrogant and cocky so they whittled it down to 4 dentists which is actually quite believable. I would never believe all 5 would recommend Trident
That makes sense. There's a similar commercial where 9 out of 10 doctors recommend Dimetapp®
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/26/07 at 1:18 am
That makes sense. There's a similar commercial where 9 out of 10 doctors recommend Dimetapp®
;D nobody would believe 10 out of 10 so 9 of 10 is the smart move
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/26/07 at 3:32 am
Dentist #5 was the evil Nazi dentist from Marathon Man. :o :o :o
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: KKay on 08/26/07 at 6:07 am
he didn't agree and the pressure crushed him.
and his patients that didin't chew the gum lost their teeth and sued.
Subject: Re: Four Out of Five Dentists Recomend...
Written By: Howard on 08/26/07 at 6:27 am
Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash. ;D