My family aide's sister sent her an e-mail containing this rather humorous name generator. Mine is Loopy Liverface!
Here's how to get yours:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name.

A= Poopsie B= Lumpy C= Buttercup
D= Gadget E= Crusty F= Greasy
G= Fluffy H= Cheeseball I= Chim-Chim
J= Stinky K= Flunky L= Bootie
M= Pinky N= Zippy O Goober
P= Doofus Q= Slimy R= Loopy
S= Snotty T Tootsie U=Dorkey
V= Squeezit W= Oprah= Skipper
Y= Dinky Z= Zsa-Zsa

2. To determine the first half of your new last name, use the second letter of your surname.

A= Apple B= Toilet C= Giggle
D= Burger E= Girdle F= Barf
G= Lizard H= Waffle I= Cooty
J= Monkey K= Potty L= Liver
M= Banana N= Rhino O= Bubbles
P= Hamster Q= Toad R = Gizzard
S= Pizza T= Gerbil U= Chicken
V= Pickle W= Chuckle X= Tofu
Y= Gorilla Z= Stinker

3. Finally, use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new surname.

A=Head B= Mouth C= Face
D= Nose E= Tush F= Breath
G= Pants H= Shorts I= Lips
J= Honker K= Butt L= Brain
M= Tushie N= Buscuits O= Hiney
P= Chunks Q= Toes R= Buns
S= Fanny T= Sniffer U= Sprinkles
V= Kisser W= Squint X= Humperdink
Y= Brains Z= Juice

mine would be zippy gizzard-nose

Tootsie Bubblesnose. More like "Toots & F**k-knows" in my case, but that's a matter for discussion elsewhere... ;D

I do not have a fourth letter in my last name?

Chim Chim Gizzard Fanny.

Who two just replied?

I'd love to be Pinky Giggle-Kisser, but thats a fantasy LOL

Mine would be  Crusty Giggletush.