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Subject: In the year 2029

Written By: Butt Out on 04/02/05 at 2:23 pm

Some news from the year 2029

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Michael Jackson opens a ranch for molested, but they only gain admittance by having visited him at Neverland first.




Subject: Re: In the year 2029

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/02/05 at 3:21 pm




Michael Jackson opens a ranch for molested, but they only gain admittance by having visited him at Neverland first.


;DI like that one the best!

Subject: Re: In the year 2029

Written By: Billy Florio on 04/02/05 at 3:45 pm

oh those are awesome!  That is where we are leading these days... :(

Subject: Re: In the year 2029

Written By: Marty McFly on 04/02/05 at 3:48 pm

LOL - I like all of those, especially the "Average weight" one. :D

Another (albeit less significant) one - that's the year I'll be 47. What's the big deal with that, you ask? That's one of the key ages of characters in BTTF. George, Lorraine & Biff are 47 in 1985; Marty & Jennifer are 47 (or, from a matter of speaking, will be) in 2015!

Subject: Re: In the year 2029

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/05/05 at 11:19 am


oh those are awesome! That is where we are leading these days... :(




LOL - I like all of those, especially the "Average weight" one. :D

Another (albeit less significant) one - that's the year I'll be 47. What's the big deal with that, you ask? That's one of the key ages of characters in BTTF. George, Lorraine & Biff are 47 in 1985; Marty & Jennifer are 47 (or, from a matter of speaking, will be) in 2015!
Sad but true, Billy.

That's amazing, Marty :)

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