Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:47 pm
average?
I wish I was that kitty ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 3:54 pm
I wish I was that kitty ;D
he looks happy
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:54 pm
he looks happy
I would too If I was in there ;)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 04/09/05 at 3:59 pm
But Odyssey,aren't rquirements a little bit too demanding? ???
Looking at it from a man's perspective, Howard. Requirements are good for both sides. However, compromise (and a good sense of humour when things go wrong) is also a good thing too. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 4:00 pm
I would too If I was in there ;)
does the girl have an average body? ???
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 4:08 pm
average?
silicone?
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 4:14 pm
silicone?
let the kitty try out it's claws and we will see ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 11:48 pm
Ok.. now for the ladies...
If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?
Bobby:
Alchoholica:
Jiminy:
Rockandrollfan:
Alex2005:
Apricot:
Howard:
Djork:
AL-B:
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 11:57 pm
My answers:
Bobby: WWF Show
Alchoholica: Karaoke Bar
Jiminy: Cemetery at night with a 12-pack
Rockandrollfan: 50's diner
Alex2005: A british pub
Apricot: A paintball arena
Howard: a NY italian restaurant
Djork: A paintball arena (at the same time Apricot is there, of course)
AL-B: hmm.. don't know him too well... Ripleys Believe It Or Not Museum??
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jackas on 04/10/05 at 12:53 am
Bobby: WrestleMania
Alchoholica: An upscale drinking establishment.
Jiminy: 12 pack of Budweiser, deer huntin' and follow it up with some NASCAR. Oh, I forgot that there Sizzler for dinner.
Rockandrollfan: A concert or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Alex2005: A weekend drive through Arizona or Nevada
Apricot: A Ween concert
Howard: To the Vegas show Striptease
Djork: A chain letter protest
AL-B: Rally Race
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jackas on 04/10/05 at 1:08 am
XD Do they have those? I'm SO there. Right after I'm done forwarding this to at least 10 friends... I don't want my love-life to crash. MY WISH MUST COME TRUE!!!
;D ;D And you won't believe what will pop up if you forward it to 15 people. Oh, don't forget to send it to the person who sent it to you so they know how much you care. :P
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 2:25 am
Thanks ladies, lol. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Paul on 04/10/05 at 5:20 am
My requirements:
can't be married
can't be gay
can't expect me to support him
can't be a drug addict
must take showers regularly
must not be possessive/overly jealous
must be capable of doing some housework
must not be violent toward me
must speak English
must like my cooking
must not treat me like a maid
can't be a compulsive liar
can't be too skinny
must not nag at me too much
must like dogs as pets
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him
Spooky, Odyssey...I can say 'yes' to all of those...
(Apart from the dogs and speaking English (!!)...so I'll give myself 7/10 for effort...!)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 04/10/05 at 7:16 am
Looking at it from a man's perspective, Howard. Requirements are good for both sides. However, compromise (and a good sense of humour when things go wrong) is also a good thing too. ;)
Yes.That's true Bob.I told Robin this that If I don't get anywhere in my program in my 2nd year there,I will quit and look for a job on my own.I will prove to her that I can make it on my own in this world without any help from silly programs. >:(
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 04/10/05 at 7:18 am
Have you ladies ever been with any unclean and unshaven men?
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/10/05 at 7:21 am
Thinks of a clean question to ask...
...I got nothing :-\\
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:23 am
can't be married - 'No Honey, i'll just be away for 6 months.. nooo.. it's errr... a sports tirp, gotta go bye'
can't be gay - Hey Jim, What are you doing tonight?
can't expect me to support him - What if he were wasted?
can't be a drug addict - How do you classify 'drug addict'
must take showers regularly - Whores Bath?
must not be possessive/overly jealous - HAVE YOU SHOWN THIS LIST TO ANYBODY ELSE!!!
must be capable of doing some housework - Oooh.. you mean the vacuum cleans as well as..
must not be violent toward me - What if he used a steel chair.. the humor would be worth it..
must speak English - Sprechen Ze Deutchse?
must like my cooking - 'Hello Dominoes Pizza, how may i help you?'
must not treat me like a maid - While your cooking, can you wash my Underwear?
can't be a compulsive liar - "I has no been to drinking tonights" "You tolded me i should" "The dog bit me"
can't be too skinny - *stops sucking in*
must not nag at me too much - I'm Hungry, whens dinner.. I wanted Tuna! Wheres my wallet? Where's my Whoompin stick, why have you been moving my whoompin stick, why isn't it clean already?
must like dogs as pets - shhh Kitty, shhhh
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke - Roll a Phatty fo' This Pimp Daddy
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him - *Fetches Steel Folding Chair*
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: whitewolf on 04/10/05 at 8:02 am
Ok.. now for the ladies...
If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?
Bobby: Watch one of the PPV wrestling events
Alchoholica: comedy club-and get him on the stage
Jiminy: sane as Alchoholica
Rockandrollfan: Rack and roll festival
Alex2005: in a couple years -to a pub
Apricot: concert
Howard: to a strippers bar
Djork: concert
AL-B: Daytona 500
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 11:16 am
You ladies have got me sewn up, haven't you? Lol. I may want to go to the museum for all you know . . .
LMAO!!! No bloody way! Get me to the Royal Rumble next January and I'm yours, lol! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:05 pm
Ok.. now for the ladies...
If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?
Bobby:
Alchoholica:
Jiminy:
Rockandrollfan:
Alex2005:
Apricot:
Howard:
Djork:
AL-B:
I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard. ;) :D
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 2:10 pm
I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard. ;) :D
Aaagh! I can't swim that well, Cat. If you are going to chuck me over, give me a lifebelt first. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:17 pm
Aaagh! I can't swim that well, Cat. If you are going to chuck me over, give me a lifebelt first. ;D
Well, you will just have to behave yourself then, right? ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/10/05 at 2:28 pm
I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard. ;) :D
Cat
We won't be Christmas fishing, will we? ???
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:31 pm
We won't be Christmas fishing, will we? ???
"Christmas fishing?" Please enlighten me.
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/10/05 at 2:32 pm
"Christmas fishing?" Please enlighten me.
Cat
'Twas a tasteless joke.
A certain convicted murderer killed his wife when he was supposedly doing some Christmas time fishing. :D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:43 pm
'Twas a tasteless joke.
A certain convicted murderer killed his wife when he was supposedly doing some Christmas time fishing. :D
Oh ok. I get it now. Never mind.
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 2:44 pm
Well, you will just have to behave yourself then, right? ;)
Ah! Well, that's the problem . . . ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 3:17 pm
I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard. ;) :D
Cat
<sigh> it was nice knowing you guys...
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 3:19 pm
<sigh> it was nice knowing you guys...
Lol. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 7:01 pm
can't be married - 'No Honey, i'll just be away for 6 months.. nooo.. it's errr... a sports tirp, gotta go bye'
can't be gay - Hey Jim, What are you doing tonight?
can't expect me to support him - What if he were wasted?
can't be a drug addict - How do you classify 'drug addict'
must take showers regularly - Whores Bath?
must not be possessive/overly jealous - HAVE YOU SHOWN THIS LIST TO ANYBODY ELSE!!!
must be capable of doing some housework - Oooh.. you mean the vacuum cleans as well as..
must not be violent toward me - What if he used a steel chair.. the humor would be worth it..
must speak English - Sprechen Ze Deutchse?
must like my cooking - 'Hello Dominoes Pizza, how may i help you?'
must not treat me like a maid - While your cooking, can you wash my Underwear?
can't be a compulsive liar - "I has no been to drinking tonights" "You tolded me i should" "The dog bit me"
can't be too skinny - *stops sucking in*
must not nag at me too much - I'm Hungry, whens dinner.. I wanted Tuna! Wheres my wallet? Where's my Whoompin stick, why have you been moving my whoompin stick, why isn't it clean already?
must like dogs as pets - shhh Kitty, shhhh
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke - Roll a Phatty fo' This Pimp Daddy
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him - *Fetches Steel Folding Chair*
After careful analysis of your responses to the above requirements, our automated matching system has determined that you would be a perfect match for Howard, who doesn't believe in requirements. Congratulations!! :D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:09 pm
After careful analysis of your responses to the above requirements, our automated matching system has determined that you would be a perfect match for Howard, who doesn't believe in requirements. Congratulations!! :D
*runs to the hills*
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jiminy on 04/10/05 at 7:22 pm
Yes, Howard. My requirements:
can't be married even to the mob?
can't be gay the ha ha or the he he sense?
can't expect me to support him support can be beautiful, cross your heart
can't be a drug addict sniff sniff, it's not a sniff, addiction
must take showers regularly golden?
must not be possessive/overly jealous can you wear an arab thoob and ghetra outdoors?
must be capable of doing some housework I don't do windows
must not be violent toward me no spankings?
must speak English finally my stupidity pays off... Oui! Oui!
must like my cooking can you make chocolate cake?
must not treat me like a maid OK, Hazel
can't be a compulsive liar I don't let Pinocchio get into trouble
can't be too skinny I have a tool shed
must not nag at me too much the old gray mare ain't what she used to be
must like dogs as pets what else can they be used for?
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke just shows that the fires are burning
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him I'm used to this
i could go on forever, so consider yourself lucky Howard... :)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jiminy on 04/10/05 at 7:24 pm
*runs to the hills*
little do you know that he's also called, "Howard of the Hills"
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:26 pm
little do you know that he's also called, "Howard of the Hills"
LOLOLOLOL
Jiminy.. Photoshop moment ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 7:28 pm
LOLOLOLOL
Jiminy.. Photoshop moment ;D
Oh yes it is... Howard would make a cute bride... or would Alchoholica be the bride?? ???
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:32 pm
Oh yes it is... Howard would make a cute bride... or would Alchoholica be the bride?? ???
I'd post the picture.. but you can see... too much flesh ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 7:34 pm
So Andy... does his p _ _ _ _ really feel like a t _ _ _ t f r a n _ _ _ _ t _ r?
(trying to keep it clean.. if you're not sure what I mean, see "Senseless topic")
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:40 pm
So Andy... does his p _ _ _ _ really feel like a t _ _ _ t f r a n _ _ _ _ t _ r?
(trying to keep it clean.. if you're not sure what I mean, see "Senseless topic")
For me to know and you to find out.. (that's a Threat ;))
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: karen on 04/11/05 at 6:38 am
moving swiftly on.....
Something I was wondering the other day.
Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder? If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?
I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder. It feels weird the other way
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: EmiLoca on 04/11/05 at 7:49 am
moving swiftly on.....
Something I was wondering the other day.
Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder? If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?
I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder. It feels weird the other way
I carry mine like you carry yours. It just doesn't work any other way for me.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jaytee on 04/11/05 at 8:18 am
I'm right-handed and always carry my shoulder bag on my right shoulder.
What side of the bed do you girls sleep on? I always sleep on the left-hand side.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Gis on 04/11/05 at 8:32 am
I try not to carry my bag on my shoulder cos it's bad for your back ! but if I do it is my right shoulder and I am right handed.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/11/05 at 9:34 am
Ok.. now for the ladies...
If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?
Bobby: a sporting event
Alchoholica: a comedy club
Jiminy:bungi jumping
Rockandrollfan: on a hike in the woods
Alex2005: to a classic films fest
Apricot: to see my sister Beth ;)
Howard: to an S&M club
Djork: to see my sister Beth ;)
AL-B:...not really sure...I don't think I know AL-B....but how about a nice hot air balloon ride?
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jaytee on 04/11/05 at 9:40 am
As you're looking from the foot to the head of the bed, I'm on the right hand side
Me too :) I can't sleep on the left side unless I'm in the bed by myself.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/11/05 at 10:15 am
moving swiftly on.....
Something I was wondering the other day.
Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder? If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?
I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder. It feels weird the other way
Usually on my right shoulder but sometimes on my left. Sometimes I just shift back and forth.
Same here. Then again, my shoulders are uneven and it always slips off the left one ;)
As you're looking from the foot to the head of the bed, I'm on the right hand side, but can sleep on the left as well......as long as I am facing the outside of the bed, I'm good :)
I'm on the left-looking from the foot of the bed. I can't sleep on the right. Even when I lived alone, I was always on the left side.
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: karen on 04/11/05 at 10:24 am
looking from the foot of the bed I sleep on the right of the bed. hubby can only sleep on the right hand side whereas it never bothered me. Plus it means the kids bother me first at night.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jackas on 04/11/05 at 12:03 pm
moving swiftly on.....
Something I was wondering the other day.
Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder? If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?
I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder. It feels weird the other way
I am right handed and carry my purse on my right shoulder.
In the Air Force you are not allowed to carry your purse on your right shoulder because that is the hand you have to salute with. I couldn't keep it on my left shoulder for the life of me, it just kept slipping off. So I just carried it on my right shoulder anyway and was out of regs. ::)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/11/05 at 12:07 pm
I am right handed and carry my purse on my right shoulder.
In the Air Force you are not allowed to carry your purse on your right shoulder because that is the hand you have to salute with. I couldn't keep it on my left shoulder for the life of me, it just kept slipping off. I carried it on my right shoulder anyway. ::)
When I was in, they never said anything like that to us. However, when I was basic, one of my "flightmates" was coming back from the BX with a bag in her right hand. An officer went by and she saluted him-and yes, you guessed it, she hit herself in the head with the bag. The officer just laughed and she felt like an idiot.
Cat
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 04/11/05 at 12:14 pm
moving swiftly on.....
Something I was wondering the other day.
Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder? If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?
I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder. It feels weird the other way
I'm just like you, karen...right-handed and carry my purse on my left shoulder. :)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ktelqueen on 04/11/05 at 12:59 pm
Karen! we differ in something!! this is shocking :o ;D
i'm left-handed,left shoulder :)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 04/11/05 at 1:08 pm
Karen! we differ in something!! this is shocking :o ;D
i'm left-handed,left shoulder :)
;D ;)
I'd never realized that you were left-handed. :)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jackas on 04/11/05 at 2:02 pm
When I was in, they never said anything like that to us. However, when I was basic, one of my "flightmates" was coming back from the BX with a bag in her right hand. An officer went by and she saluted him-and yes, you guessed it, she hit herself in the head with the bag. The officer just laughed and she felt like an idiot.
Cat
I can imagine, that would be embarrassing. ;D It's not surprising though, in basic you're so nervous all the time, half the things you do without thinking.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ADH13 on 04/11/05 at 2:40 pm
moving swiftly on.....
Something I was wondering the other day.
Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder? If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?
I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder. It feels weird the other way
I carry my bag on my right shoulder. (but i carry shopping bags with my left hand)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Apricot on 04/18/05 at 5:35 am
Apricot: A paintball arena
Haha, I do love to hurt things.. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Apricot on 04/18/05 at 5:39 am
Apricot: mini-golf
Next to playing fight riffs on a guitar, there are few things you could do worse then give me a club and try to get me to hit a small orb into a hole. Because then, when it doesn't work, I have a club...
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 04/18/05 at 5:42 am
Bobby: botanical garden
Really, Crazymom? Why, lol? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Apricot on 04/18/05 at 5:50 am
Oh God, that'd be HORRIBLE. I'd be like >:(
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/05 at 3:00 pm
What is the best way to enlarge an image without losing the picture quality?
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:26 pm
I remember you saying something a while back about going to one and I thought you might enjoy it :) Is that bad ? :-\\
Ah! Thanks for the thought. You might be on about the time I went to The Eden Project. It was alright I suppose but those kind of places bore me senseless - if you have a ticket to the WWE Royal Rumble next year, I'm yours, lol. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 05/29/05 at 3:34 pm
Ah! Thanks for the thought. You might be on about the time I went to The Eden Project. It was alright I suppose but those kind of places bore me senseless - if you have a ticket to the WWE Royal Rumble next year, I'm yours, lol. ;D
What about a 'One Night Stand' Bob. I bet you and I are the only ones that actually know what i really mean by that ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:37 pm
What about a 'One Night Stand' Bob. I bet you and I are the only ones that actually know what i really mean by that ;D
Hmmm . . . It's such an obvious term to us Brits. Surely everyone across the pond know what we're talking about, lol.
A one night stand with Crazymom after the Royal Rumble? Ha ha . . .Oh dear . . .Where are my morals? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 05/29/05 at 3:40 pm
Hmmm . . . It's such an obvious term to us Brits. Surely everyone across the pond know what we're talking about, lol.
A one night stand with Crazymom after the Royal Rumble? Ha ha . . .Oh dear . . .Where are my morals? ;D
::) Evidently I'm the only one that knew what i was talking about...
Just so nobody thinks my morals are in the sewer with bobs..
http://repository.wwe.com/wallpaper/images/ecw_800.gif
DUH!
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:48 pm
::) Evidently I'm the only one that knew what i was talking about...
Just so nobody thinks my morals are in the sewer with bobs..
http://repository.wwe.com/wallpaper/images/ecw_800.gif
DUH!
I do now. I forgot about that. ::)
Aren't you the sanctominious one . . . ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Alchoholica on 05/29/05 at 3:50 pm
I do now. I forgot about that. ::)
Aren't you the sanctimonious one . . . ;D
In the words of Chris Jericho..
'One Sanctimonious son of a bitch'
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:55 pm
In the words of Chris Jericho..
'One Sanctimonious son of a witch'
Yes . . . A fitting description. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:39 pm
ladies: How do you sacrifice with your mate? ???
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Apricot on 05/30/05 at 8:40 pm
ladies: How do you sacrifice with your mate? ???
When I read this post, my first thought was animal sacrifice. ;D You might wanna elaborate... this doesn't make any sense.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 05/30/05 at 8:40 pm
ladies: How do you sacrifice with your mate? ???
You turning pagan, Howard? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 9:02 pm
You turning pagan, Howard? ;D
No.not that I know of ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 12:46 pm
*BUMP*
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 12:48 pm
Since you're bumping Karen and you are a lady, I would like to ask you what do I use a roasting tin for? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 12:55 pm
Since you're bumping Karen and you are a lady, I would like to ask you what do I use a roasting tin for? ;D
;D
Okay, you can use that to do a pork roast, prime rib, or even roasted potatoes (yum!!) 8)
What time will you be serving? I've gotta make all the arrangements, you know. :D ;)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:06 pm
;D
Okay, you can use that to do a pork roast, prime rib, or even roasted potatoes (yum!!) 8)
Really? That sounds cool. So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook? How long do these things take?
What time will you be serving? I've gotta make all the arrangements, you know. :D ;)
Ha ha! You know I would do my best to serve charcoaled pork roast to you. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:12 pm
Really? That sounds cool. So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook? How long do these things take?
I'd say rub it down with olive oil and then sprinkle seasonings over it, and maybe some fresh garlic and rosemary. Cooking time depends on the size of the cut. If it's three pounds it might take several hours. I'd suggest that you use a meat thermometer.
Ha ha! You know I would do my best to serve charcoaled pork roast to you. ;D
Ah! Those have the most flavor!! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:15 pm
I'd say rub it down with olive oil and then sprinkle seasonings over it, and maybe some fresh garlic and rosemary. Cooking time depends on the size of the cut. If it's three pounds it might take several hours. I'd suggest that you use a meat thermometer.
Several hours!?! Oh my God! I have an electric cooker and that is going to eat my electric like nobody's business. I am on pay as you go electric (key metre).
Ah! Those have the most flavor!! ;D
The ones where somebody else is doing it has the most flavour you mean. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:18 pm
Several hours!?! Oh my God! I have an electric cooker and that is going to eat my electric like nobody's business. I am on pay as you go electric (key metre).
You can always try it on the BBQ...I've heard that that works, too! :D
The ones where somebody else is doing it has the most flavour you mean. ;) ;D
Hey, I'm not picky!! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:22 pm
You can always try it on the BBQ...I've heard that that works, too! :D
Sounds like a plan that. 8)
Hey, I'm not picky!! ;D
Come over to England when I'll have my barbecue on a Wednesday - I've heard that's when our summertime is this year. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:25 pm
Sounds like a plan that. 8)
8)
Come over to England when I'll have my barbecue on a Wednesday - I've heard that's when our summertime is this year. ::) ;D
Sounds like a plan!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:27 pm
8)
Sounds like a plan!! :D ;D
I've only supervised a barbecue once though - quite a success though and I looked quite professional in an apron. 8)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:30 pm
I've only supervised a barbecue once though - quite a success though and I looked quite professional in an apron. 8)
You must learn this summer, Rob! 8)
BTW, my husband doesn't use an apron...just his denims!! ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:32 pm
You must learn this summer, Rob! 8)
Yep! I'll learn on that Wednesday. ;)
BTW, my husband doesn't use an apron...just his denims!! ::) ;D
Tee hee. He's a man's man, Karen. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:37 pm
Yep! I'll learn on that Wednesday. ;)
Attaboy!! ;)
Tee hee. He's a man's man, Karen. ;D
Yep. :D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:40 pm
Attaboy!! ;)
Yep. :D
Ha ha! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 2:42 pm
Really? That sounds cool. So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook? How long do these things take?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 2:43 pm
I'd suggest that you use a meat thermometer.
of course he has one. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 2:45 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;)
:o ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 2:52 pm
So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook?
No...don't do that, it'll hurt...
Oh, I see...!!
How long do these things take?
They normally come with the cooking times on the packet - it all depends on the size of the roast and (in the case of red meat) how you like it done...
(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)
IMO, a man cannot call himself a man until he's mastered the art of cooking up a Sunday roast (but it still won't taste half as good as your mother's...!)
Ha ha! You know I would do my best to serve charcoaled pork roast to you. ;D
Pork flambe...yummy!!
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 2:54 pm
(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)
much obliged,Paul  :o ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 2:55 pm
No...don't do that, it'll hurt...
Oh, I see...!!
They normally come with the cooking times on the packet - it all depends on the size of the roast and (in the case of red meat) how you like it done...
(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)
IMO, a man cannot call himself a man until he's mastered the art of cooking up a Sunday roast (but it still won't taste half as good as your mother's...!)
Pork flambe...yummy!!
Leave it to Paul to answer something meant for the ladies!!  ::) ;D ;)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 2:56 pm
Leave it to Paul to answer something meant for the ladies!!  ::) ;D ;)
You know me Karen...I'm one of the biggest 'tarts' around...!!
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 2:56 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;)
Tee hee. I just realised what I said, LMAO!!!!  ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 2:57 pm
of course he has one. ;D
Is a meat thermometer to tell you whether it's feeling ill or not? ??? ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 2:59 pm
Is a meat thermometer to tell you whether it's feeling ill or not? ??? ;D
Oh, I think it's beyond ill, Rob!! :o ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 2:59 pm
(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)
Ah c'mon, Paul! You know you've got to now!  ;D
IMO, a man cannot call himself a man until he's mastered the art of cooking up a Sunday roast (but it still won't taste half as good as your mother's...!)
I did it once without blowing up the house so I am quite capable. Cooking for one is a bit too much hassle though . .  . Do they have a microwave meal for that?  ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 3:00 pm
Oh, I think it's beyond ill, Rob!! :o ;D
Ha ha! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 3:03 pm
Ah c'mon, Paul! You know you've got to now!  ;D
Without being too graphic...wipe its backside and serve...!!
Okay that was probably too graphic...!
Cooking for one is a bit too much hassle though . .  . Do they have a microwave meal for that?  ;D
They certainly do, because I sometimes partake when I can't be arsed...
M&S do quite a passable one - Iceland's efforts are best avoided...!
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 3:03 pm
Leave it to Paul to answer something meant for the ladies!!  ::) ;D ;)
mahahaha!!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 3:05 pm
Without being too graphic...wipe its backside and serve...!!
oh please..spare us already :P ;D ;)
M&S do quite a passable one
yours truly used to wok for M & S many moons ago :D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 3:11 pm
oh please..spare us already :P ;D ;)
Exactly!! ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 3:14 pm
Apologies ladies, but being tactful isn't prominent in my nature...!
yours truly used to wok for M & S many moons ago :D
Did you really?
Probably just as well you got out - they're not half as good as they used to be...!
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 3:20 pm
Without being too graphic...wipe its backside and serve...!!
Okay that was probably too graphic...!
Ha ha! That raw? Is it worth putting it in the oven, lol. ;D
They certainly do, because I sometimes partake when I can't be arsed...
M&S do quite a passable one - Iceland's efforts are best avoided...!
I will definitely heed your advice, Paul. 8)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 06/03/05 at 3:52 pm
Ok ladies: What do you sacrifice in a relationship? ???
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: danootaandme on 06/03/05 at 4:23 pm
Ok ladies: What do you sacrifice in a relationship? ???
Time. Sometimes you go places and do things you really dislike going or doing because you want
to be with him.
Control, not all but some. Sometimes you bite your tongue or take a step back in order to keep the
peace. The trick is knowing when to give and when to take, and it is very tricky indeed.
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/03/05 at 11:23 pm
Ok ladies: What do you sacrifice in a relationship? ???
freedom to do as you please...
sometimes I just feel like being alone and not worrying about what anyone else wants to do or think.....
but, then I come back to reality
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 2:55 pm
Does size matter?
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/04/05 at 2:56 pm
Does size matter?
What size of what? ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 3:04 pm
What size of what?  ;D ;D
the twig and google berries ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/04/05 at 3:05 pm
the twig and google berries ::) ;D
I didn't realise search engines have their own fruit. ;D
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 3:11 pm
I didn't realise search engines have their own fruit. ;D
What do you mean?
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Bobby on 06/04/05 at 3:30 pm
What do you mean?
*Sigh*
Google is a search engine (web page to get different websites) for your browser on the internet. Plus the addition of berries . . .
Oh dear, I'm spelling it out again. :-\\ :)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 3:31 pm
*Sigh*
Google is a search engine (web page to get different websites) for your browser on the internet. Plus the addition of berries . . .
Oh dear, I'm spelling it out again. :-\\ :)
It's ok Bob.Don't worry about it. ;)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/04/05 at 11:50 pm
Does size matter?
only for shallow people, I presume
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: Paul on 06/05/05 at 4:41 am
Does size matter?
Yes, you'll have to adjust your cooking times accordingly...
Oh, sorry!
The conversation's moved on from roasts...!!
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: danootaandme on 06/05/05 at 8:03 am
Does size matter?
Well, you have to have a bit to work with, but you also must know what to do with what you
have. There is an old song "It Ain't the Meat it's the Motion" . Some guys may have a Cadillac, that
doesn't mean they know how to drive ::)
Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please
Written By: jiminy on 06/05/05 at 4:22 pm
only for shallow people, I presume
Erin :)
I would think deep people would prefer big :D