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Subject: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ChuckyG on 04/07/05 at 3:11 pm

come on folks, the sex talk is not appropriate here.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Apricot on 04/07/05 at 3:16 pm

*in the style of dude in midst of rap-battle* HO!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:20 pm

I'm sorry about that Chucky :(

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:23 pm


I'm sorry about that Chucky :(

it was all your fault howard  :P  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:24 pm


it was all your fault howard  :P  ;D



oh please look who calling the kettle black ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:26 pm



oh please look who calling the kettle black ::)

he closed the "ladies thread" not the guys  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:27 pm


he closed the "ladies thread" not the guys  ;D


Oh he did? What for? >:(

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:27 pm

What do you like to talk about?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:28 pm


Oh he did? What for? >:(

I don't see it any longer, the gals were talking to dirty  8)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:29 pm


What do you like to talk about?


I don't know.I ran out of filthy material ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:33 pm


I don't know.I ran out of filthy material ;D

how can you runout?
I could mention any subject and I think you could make it filthy   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:41 pm


how can you runout?
I could mention any subject and I think you could make it filthy   ;D



right.but I'm afraid Chuck will lock this thread as well.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/07/05 at 5:13 pm

Maybe I was too graphic as well. Sorry ladies.  :-[  ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:19 pm

;D men! always got it on the brain that's your trouble!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/07/05 at 5:20 pm


;D men! always got it on the brain that's your trouble!  ;D


Yes. Wrestling is my favourite hobby, see?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:22 pm


Yes. Wrestling is my favourite hobby, see?  ;D


I was always an undertaker fan...I think it was the hat ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/07/05 at 5:24 pm


I was always an undertaker fan...I think it was the hat ;)


He had a great gimmick, ruined it over time though. I was told many a time that my dad looked like The Undertaker.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:25 pm

the whole back from the dead thing was too overdone...or should I say is overdone!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/07/05 at 5:31 pm


the whole back from the dead thing was too overdone...or should I say is overdone!


There can only be so many times he can be ressurrected.  ;D

However, this is the ladies thread and I have to ask you something that doesn't include sex . . . Hmmm . . . Hang on . . . How tall are you? No I asked that already . . . Okay! What is your favourite film of all time?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 5:33 pm

And how is your job hunting going?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:36 pm

Job hunting is going better, I actually have an interview on monday!

films, er I don't have one favourite, I have over 200 films in my collection!
I'll try and get it down to 5! (no particular order)

1-Misery
2-Once More With Feeling (the buffy musical episode)
3-Jersey Girl
4-Candyman
5-The Lion King

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 5:41 pm


Job hunting is going better, I actually have an interview on monday!

films, er I don't have one favourite, I have over 200 films in my collection!
I'll try and get it down to 5! (no particular order)

1-Misery
2-Once More With Feeling (the buffy musical episode)
3-Jersey Girl
4-Candyman
5-The Lion King


Good work, interview on Monday.

Once more with Feeling is hilarious

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:43 pm

I think its the bit where james marsters sings!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 5:44 pm


I think its the bit where james marsters sings!


I just love the whole thing, i own it as well and find myself singing along..

Ok then, new question, i am trying new things with my hair.. IYO do guys look better with it back, or just flopping around?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:46 pm

I've seen it so much I know some of the non singing bits...my fave line is

"well I'm not exactly shaking in my stylish yet affordable boots...."

As for your hair, I like long hair on blokes but it generally looks better tied back :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 5:49 pm


I've seen it so much I know some of the non singing bits...my fave line is

"well I'm not exactly shaking in my stylish yet affordable boots...."

As for your hair, I like long hair on blokes but it generally looks better tied back :)


Heheheheh.. classic line.

Yeah i decided to tie it back.. but i dunno.. i feel like i have a massive forehead now  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 5:49 pm


I've seen it so much I know some of the non singing bits...my fave line is

"well I'm not exactly shaking in my stylish yet affordable boots...."

As for your hair, I like long hair on blokes but it generally looks better tied back :)

why have it long is you're going to tie it back?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:52 pm

cuz if you're not careful you end up looking like a hanson reject...which is never good....hehe but funny to imagine!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/07/05 at 5:53 pm


Job hunting is going better, I actually have an interview on monday!

films, er I don't have one favourite, I have over 200 films in my collection!
I'll try and get it down to 5! (no particular order)

1-Misery
2-Once More With Feeling (the buffy musical episode)
3-Jersey Girl
4-Candyman
5-The Lion King


Interesting mix there, lol. Candyman is alright and I do like The Lion King (not many don't). 200 films? Very good. I think my DVD collection is cracking on for that too.  :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/07/05 at 5:54 pm

Evidently Headbanging is a no - no.

It just came out of it's tie thingy...  ::)

Oh well.. Hanson Reject it is

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AngeliK on 04/07/05 at 5:58 pm

Jiminy.......go on humour me!  ;) :) ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 5:58 pm

What's wrong with this pic? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 8:28 pm


What's wrong with this pic? ???


Wow, that was really smart. :o

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Apricot on 04/07/05 at 8:42 pm

Will you be any more careful now that the last thread was locked?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 8:49 pm


Will you be any more careful now that the last thread was locked?


Just a little. ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Apricot on 04/07/05 at 8:57 pm

Oy, I shoulda thought've this one.. Guess the herds have been less frequent and less of a problem though...

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 9:04 pm


Why can't women go to the bathroom alone?

a better question... why must they use a whole roll of paper in one sitting?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 9:57 pm


Why can't women go to the bathroom alone?


I think if we had to pee out in the open like the guys do, we would proabably do it a lot less.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: karen on 04/08/05 at 3:46 am


Why can't women go to the bathroom alone?


So the other girls can't talk about you behind your back.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 3:48 am


So the other girls can't talk about you behind your back.


I reckon Karen speaks the truth . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Gis on 04/08/05 at 4:31 am

I thought it was so we could go and pick to pieces the guys left outside !

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 4:32 am


I thought it was so we could go and pick to pieces the guys left outside !


I reckon Gis speaks the truth . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 12:43 pm




However, this is the ladies thread and I have to ask you something that doesn't include sex . . . Hmmm . . . Hang on . . . How tall are you? No I asked that already . . . Okay! What is your favourite film of all time?


Saturday Night Fever
Grease
The Rock (Alcatraz, not wrestling)
Armageddon
Sixth Sense
Legend of Billie Jean
Top Gun
St Elmos Fire
Breakfast Club
Look Whos Talking

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 12:51 pm



What is your favourite film of all time?


Like Andrea, I can't seem to think of just one.

Money Pit
Overboard (w/Goldie Hawn)
Rainman
Trading Places
Tombstone

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 1:03 pm

Hey Chrissy...did it hurt?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:06 pm


Hey Chrissy...did it hurt?

are you hiding again?
how are the ladies supposed to find you?
  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: MooRocca on 04/08/05 at 1:06 pm

Oops, sorry Bobby, I didn't spot your question, before.   :-[

My fave movie of all time is Monty Python's Holy Grail.  

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 1:07 pm


are you hiding again?
how are the ladies supposed to find you?
  :D
Oh Man! I forgot :D ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:11 pm

what actor or actress do you despise so much that it would put you off of seeing a potentially good movie and why do you despise them?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:11 pm


Hey Chrissy...did it hurt?


Uhhhhhh........http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_shrug.gif

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 1:13 pm


what actor or actress do you despise so much that it would put you off of seeing a potentially good movie and why do you despise them?


Gene Wilder.. and I don't really know why I find him very irritating.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:13 pm


what actor or actress do you despise so much that it would put you off of seeing a potentially good movie and why do you despise them?


Johnny Depp

Ally Sheedy

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:14 pm


Gene Wilder.. and I don't really know why I find him very irritating.


Oh yes, which reminds me.  Michael Cain.  YUCK!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:14 pm


what actor or actress do you despise so much that it would put you off of seeing a potentially good movie and why do you despise them?
« Reply #50 on: Today at 01:11:01 PM »
should i play the lotto... look at all them ones   :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 1:16 pm


Uhhhhhh........http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_shrug.gif
When you fell out of heaven ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 1:16 pm


« Reply #50 on: Today at 01:11:01 PM »
should i play the lotto... look at all them ones   :D


Sorry Jiminy... I deleted my reply... thought it might be a bad idea...

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/08/05 at 1:17 pm


Ally Sheedy


:o :o :o

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:19 pm


When you fell out of heaven ;)


Awww, shucks.http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_smile_blush.gif

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:20 pm


:o :o :o


Sorry Andrew, she's a horrible actress.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: MooRocca on 04/08/05 at 1:20 pm

Jiminy:
The ones who leap to my mind are:

Clint Eastwood
Terri Garr
Joan Kusak

No matter what character they play, I just don't buy it... they're not those characters, they're not part of that story, they're just grown people playing dress-up & make-believe.  I get sucked right out of the movie and back to the couch or theatre the instant they enter a scene.  Other people don't seem to have that same problem with them, especially when it comes to Eastwood, so maybe it's a "me thing" more than a "them thing."  

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:22 pm

does it annoy anyone that Kevin Costner has one voice in every movie he's in?
come on, he was Robin Hood and had that same accent
  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:24 pm


does it annoy anyone that Kevin Costner has one voice in every movie he's in?
come on, he was Robin Hood and had that same accent
  ;D


Yes, and Keanu Reeves.

But Keanu Reeves is a hottie to me, so I let it slide. ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 1:25 pm


Several years ago there was an action movie which paired up Pat Morita & Jay Leno... I couldn't buy that..

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:26 pm


Yes, and Keanu Reeves.

But Keanu Reeves is a hottie to me, so I let it slide. ;)

I got to meet Keanu when he was filming the movie "The Gift" in Savannah, he talked for about 5 minutes about the movie he was filming

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:29 pm

I always think it's weird when there is a movie where the characters are supposed to be German or Russian and they are speaking English but with an accent. ::)  What's the point of that?  Are we supposed to believe that Germans speak English with a German accent?  Just have subtitles or no accent at all.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 1:30 pm


Awww, shucks.http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_smile_blush.gif
That's from my batch of redneck pick-up lines...like this one:
Honey, you look finer than a new set of snowtires :D ;D ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:32 pm


That's from my batch of redneck pick-up lines...like this one:
Honey, you look finer than a new set of snowtires :D ;D ;)


as useless as titts on a bull... ok it's not a pick up line but it's funny   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:35 pm


That's from my batch of redneck pick-up lines...like this one:
Honey, you look finer than a new set of snowtires :D ;D ;)



Didn't know rednecks needed snowtires. ??? ;)

Next time try........Hi there!  Do you want to see something really swell?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 1:36 pm


as useless as titts on a bull... ok it's not a pick up line but it's funny   ;D
;D I knew ssome people who moved to Missouri...and just for moving there they recieved a free trailer to live in :D Also, do you know how to tell which hick family is richer?  It's the yard with TWO cars up on blocks ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/08/05 at 1:37 pm


Didn't know rednecks needed snowtires. ??? ;)

Next time try........Hi there!  Do you want to see something really swell?
;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:41 pm

I got a good one but I can't post it   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:43 pm

she won't suck a ___ but she will hold it in her mouth untill the swelling goes down  ;D
I kept it clean  ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:47 pm


she won't suck a ___ but she will hold it in her mouth untill the swelling goes down  ;D
I kept it clean  ::)


http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vcop.gifChucky would be proud.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:49 pm


http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vcop.gifChucky would be proud.

but who's going to explain it to Howard? ???  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:51 pm


but who's going to explain it to Howard? ???  ;D



;D We'll have to substitute a clean word and post it in an entirely different thread.  Like a scavenger hunt.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:52 pm

In the movie, "The Wizard of Oz" all the charactors wanted something from the Wizard but Toto couldn't talk, so what did Toto want?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 1:53 pm


In the movie, "The Wizard of Oz" all the charactors wanted something from the Wizard but Toto couldn't talk, so what did Toto want?


???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 1:58 pm


???

Tin Man - wanted to Fart, I mean a heart
Scarecrow - wanted to be strait, I mean a brain
The Lion - wanted a pussycat, I mean curage to ravage a pussycat
Dorothy - wanted to go home

so, what did Toto the dog want?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 2:07 pm


Tin Man - wanted to Fart, I mean a heart
Scarecrow - wanted to be strait, I mean a brain
The Lion - wanted a pussycat, I mean curage to ravage a pussycat
Dorothy - wanted to go home

so, what did Toto the dog want?



A bone?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 2:08 pm


A bone?

that's a question, not an answer :P

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 2:58 pm

do frog legs really taste like chicken?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/08/05 at 3:03 pm

What's your favorite cologne on a man?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 3:04 pm


What's your favorite cologne on a man?

I don't think any ladies are on right now  :-\\

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/08/05 at 3:06 pm


I don't think any ladies are on right now  :-\\


We both scared them away. :(

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 3:09 pm


We both scared them away. :(

Jacks has a lot of catching up   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/08/05 at 3:19 pm


Jacks has a lot of catching up   ;D



catching up for what?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 3:21 pm



catching up for what?

on your posts :P

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/08/05 at 3:22 pm


on your posts :P



Whatever happened to her? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 3:24 pm



Whatever happened to her? ???

she's probably photoshoping you   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 04/08/05 at 3:42 pm


What's your favorite cologne on a man?


Renoma is quite nice.  :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/08/05 at 3:42 pm


she's probably photoshoping you   ;D


or you most likely. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: MooRocca on 04/08/05 at 3:54 pm

Jiminy:

Costner -- Never paid that much attention to him.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 3:58 pm


Jiminy:

Costner -- Never paid that much attention to him.  Haven't seen Robin Hood.
Toto -- I don't speak dog, so I woudln't know.  
Frog's legs -- Got tricked into trying them once, when I was a kid.  I didn't think they tasted like much of anything.
Who's going to explain it to Howard --  I nominate you.  You can always paint him a picture... or paint him into a picture, whichever.  

Howard:
Cologne - I don't have a favorite. (So long as a man looks and smells clean, he doesn't really need it.)  If the cologne matches the man's personality or style and he's not drenched himself in the stuff and it hasn't soured and it's not Brut (I'm terribly allergic to Brut and the smell of it makes me vomit - literally,) I'm generally OK with it.  It's his body, he can spritz it with whatever scent makes him feel attractive... really, if he's feeling good about himself, it's going to make him seem more attactive, anyway. 
   


What other Oz charectors characters in need?  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: MooRocca on 04/08/05 at 4:14 pm


What other Oz charectors characters in need?  :D


"Wah, wah, wah... I need, I need, I need..."  Need, schmeed.  They all looked pretty well fed, to me.  Maybe all they really needed, all along, was to get over themselves.  ;D 

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:16 pm


"Wah, wah, wah... I need, I need, I need..."  Need, schmeed.  They all looked pretty well fed, to me.  Maybe all they really needed, all along, was to get over themselves.   ;D 

I think they had a need for weed   :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:19 pm

HERE I AM! :D ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:19 pm


that's a question, not an answer :P


A guess.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 4:20 pm


HERE I AM! :D ::)
I have a question!

"Dont make you" do what???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:21 pm


What's your favorite cologne on a man?


I'm not sure anymore.  Cool Water smells nice to me, but I know it's not really real popular anymore.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:22 pm


she's probably photoshoping you   ;D


Thanks for the idea jiminy. ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:23 pm


I have a question!

"Dont make you" do what???


I'm ready for a good old pimp backhand.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:23 pm


Thanks for the idea jiminy. ;)

you missed Howard   :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 4:26 pm


I'm ready for a good old pimp backhand.
What did the five fingers say to the face? S-S-LAP!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/05 at 4:29 pm

Women are more prudish than men are (no offense to either), and I kinda put the ladies on the spot with my last couple of questions. So I apologize for that, ladies, and hope you're not to mad at us. Feel free to go on to easy conversation if a question bothers you.

I do have one question: Which one of our former member do you miss the most?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 4:32 pm


I don't think any ladies are on right now 


Sorry, we were talking about you guys elsewhere  :P

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:33 pm


Sorry, we were talking about you guys elsewhere  :P

you missed Pope Howard I   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 4:36 pm



you missed Pope Howard I ;D


and you missed your psychological evaluation.  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:37 pm

Anyone notice that there are certain people who never post in "Playful Penguin Place" I can't help but think that they at least look here   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:38 pm


What did the five fingers say to the face? S-S-LAP!!!  ;D


;D  That reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit.  I'm Rick James, b!tch!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:38 pm


and you missed your psychological evaluation.   :D

geeeee, again?   :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 4:38 pm


Saturday Night Fever
Grease
The Rock (Alcatraz, not wrestling)
Armageddon
Sixth Sense
Legend of Billie Jean
Top Gun
St Elmos Fire
Breakfast Club
Look Whos Talking


I do love Grease. Great film.  8)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 4:39 pm


Like Andrea, I can't seem to think of just one.

Money Pit
Overboard (w/Goldie Hawn)
Rainman
Trading Places
Tombstone


Trading Places and Money Pit are in my DVD collection. These films are just class.  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:39 pm


Women are more prudish than men are (no offense to either), and I kinda put the ladies on the spot with my last couple of questions. So I apologize for that, ladies, and hope you're not to mad at us. Feel free to go on to easy conversation if a question bothers you.

I do have one question: Which one of our former member do you miss the most?


The only semi formal member I know of is DevoRule.  

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:40 pm


Trading Places and Money Pit are in my DVD collection. These films are just class.  :D

where is that classic, "Dumb and Dumber" ?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 4:40 pm


Oops, sorry Bobby, I didn't spot your question, before.   :-[

My fave movie of all time is Monty Python's Holy Grail.  


No probs, MooRocca.  :)

You know, I have Holy Grail in my DVD collection too but have never got around to watching it.  :o

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:41 pm


Anyone notice that there are certain people who never post in "Playful Penguin Place" I can't help but think that they at least look here   ;D


I think they do too.  I think they are either too prudish or too private.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:41 pm

put a member's name and beside their name list a movie you think represents them

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 4:42 pm


geeeee, again?   :D


Yes, Jiminy... we have determined that posting on this board is your way of releasing your inner OB/GYN.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:42 pm


Trading Places and Money Pit are in my DVD collection. These films are just class.  :D


That's why, Bobby, you are a great man! :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:43 pm


I think they do too.  I think they are either too prudish or too private.

have you looked in the politic board?   :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 4:43 pm


Women are more prudish than men are (no offense to either), and I kinda put the ladies on the spot with my last couple of questions. So I apologize for that, ladies, and hope you're not to mad at us. Feel free to go on to easy conversation if a question bothers you.

I do have one question: Which one of our former member do you miss the most?


You can't have done any harm, Indy Gent. The questions I was asking in the initial thread were quite interrogative to say the least, lol. Still, I was quite happy that some of the ladies here answered them.  ;)  :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:43 pm


have you looked in the politic board?   :D


I try not to. *yawns*

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 4:44 pm


That's why, Bobby, you are a great man! :)


You are a great woman too for exactly the same reason.  ;)  :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 4:45 pm


Women are more prudish than men are (no offense to either), and I kinda put the ladies on the spot with my last couple of questions. So I apologize for that, ladies, and hope you're not to mad at us. Feel free to go on to easy conversation if a question bothers you.

I do have one question: Which one of our former member do you miss the most?


No, I wasn't offended, just didn't want to single anyone out or leave anyone out.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:46 pm


I try not to. *yawns*

they are a bit comical to read, I think one or two posters play the "strait men" so all the liberals can bash and make fun of them   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 4:47 pm


put a member's name and beside their name list a movie you think represents them



Last American Virgin - Howard

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:51 pm



Last American Virgin - Howard
;D  ;D  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 4:55 pm



Jiminy would probably make a good "Wayne" in Wayne's World

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/08/05 at 4:56 pm



Jiminy would probably make a good "Wayne" in Wayne's World


I love that movie. :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:56 pm



Jiminy would probably make a good "Wayne" in Wayne's World
yeah way?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 5:00 pm


That's why, Bobby, you are a great man! :)

you're a great man Charlie Brown

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 5:02 pm


you're a great man Charlie Brown


Ha ha! You're not saying I look like him now, are you?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 5:08 pm


Ha ha! You're not saying I look like him now, are you?  ;D

there is actually a cartoon called "you're a good man Charlie Brown"

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 5:10 pm

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000I8B1/103-5331316-3319044?v=glance

"you're a good man Charlie Brown" is a broadway musical

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 5:34 pm


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000I8B1/103-5331316-3319044?v=glance

"you're a good man Charlie Brown" is a broadway musical
we would have to call you bobby brown :P

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 5:36 pm


we would have to call you bobby brown :P


It's 'my perogative' to say no thanks, Jim.  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 5:46 pm


It's 'my perogative' to say no thanks, Jim.  ;)  ;D


I have a feeling you're about to be photoshopped.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: MooRocca on 04/08/05 at 5:58 pm

Indy Gent:  
Women more prudish -- ROFLMAO!!!!   Oh, you weren't joking?    ::)  
Former members -- People come, people go... it's the nature of the net.  I like who's here, now.  :)

Jiminy:
member/movie --   Jiminy & Howard:  Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle.




Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Indy Gent on 04/08/05 at 6:03 pm

Uh, yeah, I was joking. :-
Indy Gent:  
Women more prudish -- ROFLMAO!!!!   Oh, you weren't joking?    ::)  



Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Paul on 04/08/05 at 6:10 pm

Ladies...

(*delete where applicable)

When you ask us, 'Does my butt/bum/arse* look big in this?'...

...what degree of honesty are you after?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 6:12 pm


I have a feeling you're about to be photoshopped.


As long as I'm not the bloody Archbishop of Canterbury this time, I'm not bothered, lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 6:13 pm


Ladies...

(*delete where applicable)

When you ask us, 'Does my butt/bum/arse* look big in this?'...

...what degree of honesty are you after?


Personally, I won't ask unless I want an honest answer... although I wouldn't say that's true for most women...

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 6:14 pm


As long as I'm not the bloody Archbishop of Canterbury this time, I'm not bothered, lol.  ;D


How about Bobby as (i dont know how to spell this name) ra-KEE-shee ?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ktelqueen on 04/08/05 at 6:15 pm


As long as I'm not the bloody Archbishop of Canterbury this time, I'm not bothered, lol.  ;D


sweetest pope i've ever seen  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 6:17 pm


How about Bobby as (i dont know how to spell this name) ra-KEE-shee ?


Rikishi !?! I'm overweight sure but, bloody hell, don't go overboard with it, LMAO!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 6:18 pm


sweetest pope i've ever seen  ;D ;)


Well thank you very much, Maria. At least someone is on my side.  :\'(  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 6:20 pm


Rikishi !?! I'm overweight sure but, bloody hell, don't go overboard with it, LMAO!!!  ;D


I'm not implying that you look like him, Bobby... :)

If your real body looked like his, there'd be no reason to photoshop!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 6:21 pm


I'm not implying that you look like him, Bobby... :)

If your real body looked like his, there'd be no reason to photoshop!


Tee hee. I'm kidding around with you.  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 6:25 pm


Tee hee. I'm kidding around with you.  ;)  ;D


Good, because I still think you'd make a funny Rikishi  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/08/05 at 6:27 pm


Good, because I still think you'd make a funny Rikishi  ;D


Cheers.  ::)  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/08/05 at 6:29 pm

Bob's a Bad Man.. a Bad Man.. He's a Bad Man.. a Bad Man..

Oh god, do you remember his ill fated heel turn ;D

Question..

Ladies.. not Bobwin

You say - I don't care where we go..

Evidently.. whatever choice i make wont be right.. so what's the real answer?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 6:30 pm


Ladies...

(*delete where applicable)

When you ask us, 'Does my butt/bum/arse* look big in this?'...

...what degree of honesty are you after?


If I asked that question, I would want the truth.  I don't ask "trap" questions like that.

I'm the opposite way.  If I ask how I look and someone says I look nice, I think they are just saying it to be nice.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/08/05 at 6:32 pm


Bob's a Bad Man.. a Bad Man.. He's a Bad Man.. a Bad Man..

Oh god, do you remember his ill fated heel turn ;D

Question..

Ladies.. not Bobwin

You say - I don't care where we go..

Evidently.. whatever choice i make wont be right.. so what's the real answer?


Umm.. I think that's a MAN thing actually... my husband does that crap all the time.. I ask him what he wants for dinner, he says "It doesnt matter" so I make suggestions and he keeps saying "nah"... so I ask him why he said it didnt matter if it obviously DOES matter.. usually leads to a big argument...

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/08/05 at 6:37 pm


Bob's a Bad Man.. a Bad Man.. He's a Bad Man.. a Bad Man..

Oh god, do you remember his ill fated heel turn ;D

Question..

Ladies.. not Bobwin

You say - I don't care where we go..

Evidently.. whatever choice i make wont be right.. so what's the real answer?



The correct answer would be:  I don't care, as long as it's not Outback, El Torito, The Burger Barn, Black Angus, Olive Garden, TGI Fridays, Chili's, Applebee's................................................

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 6:41 pm



The correct answer would be:  I don't care, as long as it's not Outback, El Torito, The Burger Barn, Black Angus, Olive Garden, TGI Fridays, Chili's, Applebee's................................................

how about the scarf and barf?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: MooRocca on 04/08/05 at 7:41 pm

Paul:
"Does this make my butt look fat?"  I've never asked that question.  (hold on and I'll ask Hubby.)  He's laughing... his answer was "what butt?"  :)  That's brutally honest and it didn't bother me a  bit. 

Jiminy:
"I don't care where we go."  If I say it, I mean one of three things... and if you ask a second time, I'll word it one of these three ways, so you know exactly which it is:

1. I'm good with whatever, you pick this time. 

2. Name off some places you have in mind and I'll let you know which ones sound good.

3. You're dragging me out when I'm obviously not in the mood to go anywhere and YOU don't have someplace in mind? 



Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/09/05 at 5:58 am



The correct answer would be:  I don't care, as long as it's not Outback, El Torito, The Burger Barn, Black Angus, Olive Garden, TGI Fridays, Chili's, Applebee's................................................


Well your buggered then aren't ya  ;D#

Unless your gonna spring for it..

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 7:23 am

personal question: Do you girls need requirements in order to be in a relationship? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/09/05 at 8:32 am


personal question: Do you girls need requirements in order to be in a relationship? ???


I'm sure everybody does to some extent.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/09/05 at 9:59 am


Ladies...

(*delete where applicable)

When you ask us, 'Does my butt/bum/arse* look big in this?'...

...what degree of honesty are you after?



When I ask my husband this (he is the only one I would ask) I want him to be honest. Whenever I complain about my butt, he informs me that it is not big. However, it is usually not my butt that I ask about but about my tummy.  :-[





Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:04 pm


I'm sure everybody does to some extent.


But,aren't requirements just a little bit too demanding? I mean,I'm not a flipping robot with instructions for crying out loud >:( ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:04 pm

Have you dated guys who smelled bad?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 3:11 pm


personal question: Do you girls need requirements in order to be in a relationship? ???


Yes, Howard.  My requirements:

can't be married
can't be gay
can't expect me to support him
can't be a drug addict
must take showers regularly
must not be possessive/overly jealous
must be capable of doing some housework
must not be violent toward me
must speak English
must like my cooking
must not treat me like a maid
can't be a compulsive liar
can't be too skinny
must not nag at me too much
must like dogs as pets
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him

i could go on forever, so consider yourself lucky Howard... :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:12 pm

But Odyssey,aren't rquirements a little bit too demanding? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 3:15 pm


But Odyssey,aren't rquirements a little bit too demanding? ???


Yes, they are...  that's why I know that if someone is willing to put up with me & all my requirements, they must really like me... cause if all they want is sex, they can just go find the blonde on the street corner...

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:20 pm


Yes, they are...  that's why I know that if someone is willing to put up with me & all my requirements, they must really like me... cause if all they want is sex, they can just go find the blonde on the street corner...


That's what Robin is doing to me now.She wants me to get a paying job before the end of the year.I told her I'll try.She's worried that if I don't she'll find another guy cause she can't put up me much longer.She needs a guy who is financially secure.I really don't fit her description at this time.I feel like breaking up but both of us have an emotional bond together. :(

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 3:22 pm


That's what Robin is doing to me now.She wants me to get a paying job before the end of the year.I told her I'll try.She's worried that if I don't she'll find another guy cause she can't put up me much longer.She needs a guy who is financially secure.I really don't fit her description at this time.I feel like breaking up but both of us have an emotional bond together. :(


Is the problem that you don't want a job, or you want one but can't find one?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 3:25 pm


That's what Robin is doing to me now.She wants me to get a paying job before the end of the year.I told her I'll try.She's worried that if I don't she'll find another guy cause she can't put up me much longer.She needs a guy who is financially secure.I really don't fit her description at this time.I feel like breaking up but both of us have an emotional bond together. :(

lets just go to the local BOOBY BAR   ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:26 pm


lets just go to the local BOOBY BAR   ;D



great,My treat ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 3:27 pm

What do you think about breast feeding?  ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:29 pm


What do you think about breast feeding?  ::)



It's nice when you're thirsty ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:33 pm


Oh, ok... well, she is probably thinking that if you two are going to have a future, she won't be able to support a family on her own... but if it is the Supportive Employmehts fault, maybe you should tell her to call THEM and argue with them....



No,that's not the answer.Her and I have been seeing each other for 7 months and I told her I don't see a future right now because it's hard to tell.She doesn't want kids but she wants for the both of us to have a house so she can get out of HER house and both of us live together.I can't think of getting a house right now.I'm worried about my Money and what I'm gonna do with it. :(

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 3:42 pm

average?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:47 pm


average?



I wish I was that kitty ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 3:54 pm



I wish I was that kitty ;D

he looks happy

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:54 pm


he looks happy



I would too If I was in there ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/09/05 at 3:59 pm


But Odyssey,aren't rquirements a little bit too demanding? ???


Looking at it from a man's perspective, Howard. Requirements are good for both sides. However, compromise (and a good sense of humour when things go wrong) is also a good thing too.  ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 4:00 pm



I would too If I was in there ;)

does the girl have an average body? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 4:08 pm


average?


silicone?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 4:14 pm


silicone?

let the kitty try out it's claws and we will see  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 11:48 pm



Ok.. now for the ladies...

If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?


Bobby:

Alchoholica:

Jiminy:

Rockandrollfan:

Alex2005:

Apricot:

Howard:

Djork:

AL-B:

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 11:57 pm

My answers:

Bobby:  WWF Show

Alchoholica:  Karaoke Bar

Jiminy:  Cemetery at night with a 12-pack

Rockandrollfan: 50's diner

Alex2005:  A british pub

Apricot:  A paintball arena

Howard: a NY italian restaurant

Djork: A paintball arena (at the same time Apricot is there, of course)

AL-B:  hmm.. don't know him too well... Ripleys Believe It Or Not Museum??

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/10/05 at 12:53 am

Bobby:  WrestleMania

Alchoholica: An upscale drinking establishment.

Jiminy: 12 pack of Budweiser, deer huntin' and follow it up with some NASCAR.  Oh, I forgot that there Sizzler for dinner.

Rockandrollfan:  A concert or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Alex2005: A weekend drive through Arizona or Nevada

Apricot: A Ween concert

Howard: To the Vegas show Striptease

Djork:  A chain letter protest

AL-B:  Rally Race

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/10/05 at 1:08 am


XD Do they have those? I'm SO there. Right after I'm done forwarding this to at least 10 friends... I don't want my love-life to crash. MY WISH MUST COME TRUE!!!


;D  ;D  And you won't believe what will pop up if you forward it to 15 people.  Oh, don't forget to send it to the person who sent it to you so they know how much you care. :P

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 2:25 am

Thanks ladies, lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Paul on 04/10/05 at 5:20 am


My requirements:

can't be married
can't be gay
can't expect me to support him
can't be a drug addict
must take showers regularly
must not be possessive/overly jealous
must be capable of doing some housework
must not be violent toward me
must speak English
must like my cooking
must not treat me like a maid
can't be a compulsive liar
can't be too skinny
must not nag at me too much
must like dogs as pets
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him


Spooky, Odyssey...I can say 'yes' to all of those...

(Apart from the dogs and speaking English (!!)...so I'll give myself 7/10 for effort...!)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/10/05 at 7:16 am


Looking at it from a man's perspective, Howard. Requirements are good for both sides. However, compromise (and a good sense of humour when things go wrong) is also a good thing too.  ;)



Yes.That's true Bob.I told Robin this that If I don't get anywhere in my program in my 2nd year there,I will quit and look for a job on my own.I will prove to her that I can make it on my own in this world without any help from silly programs. >:(

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 04/10/05 at 7:18 am

Have you ladies ever been with any unclean and unshaven men?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/10/05 at 7:21 am

Thinks of a clean question to ask...











...I got nothing  :-\\

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:23 am

can't be married - 'No Honey, i'll just be away for 6 months.. nooo.. it's errr... a sports tirp, gotta go bye'
can't be gay - Hey Jim, What are you doing tonight?
can't expect me to support him - What if he were wasted?
can't be a drug addict - How do you classify 'drug addict'
must take showers regularly - Whores Bath?
must not be possessive/overly jealous - HAVE YOU SHOWN THIS LIST TO ANYBODY ELSE!!!
must be capable of doing some housework - Oooh.. you mean the vacuum cleans as well as..
must not be violent toward me - What if he used a steel chair.. the humor would be worth it..
must speak English - Sprechen Ze Deutchse?
must like my cooking - 'Hello Dominoes Pizza, how may i help you?'
must not treat me like a maid - While your cooking, can you wash my Underwear?
can't be a compulsive liar - "I has no been to drinking tonights" "You tolded me i should" "The dog bit me"
can't be too skinny -  *stops sucking in*
must not nag at me too much - I'm Hungry, whens dinner.. I wanted Tuna! Wheres my wallet? Where's my Whoompin stick, why have you been moving my whoompin stick, why isn't it clean already?
must like dogs as pets - shhh Kitty, shhhh
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke - Roll a Phatty fo' This Pimp Daddy
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him - *Fetches Steel Folding Chair*

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: whitewolf on 04/10/05 at 8:02 am



Ok.. now for the ladies...

If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?


Bobby: Watch one of the PPV wrestling events

Alchoholica: comedy club-and get him on the stage

Jiminy: sane as Alchoholica

Rockandrollfan: Rack and roll festival

Alex2005: in a couple years -to a pub

Apricot: concert

Howard: to a strippers bar

Djork: concert

AL-B: Daytona 500


Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 11:16 am

You ladies have got me sewn up, haven't you? Lol. I may want to go to the museum for all you know . . .

LMAO!!! No bloody way! Get me to the Royal Rumble next January and I'm yours, lol!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:05 pm



Ok.. now for the ladies...

If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?


Bobby:

Alchoholica:

Jiminy:

Rockandrollfan:

Alex2005:

Apricot:

Howard:

Djork:

AL-B:





I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard.  ;) :D





Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 2:10 pm


I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard.  ;) :D


Aaagh! I can't swim that well, Cat. If you are going to chuck me over, give me a lifebelt first.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:17 pm


Aaagh! I can't swim that well, Cat. If you are going to chuck me over, give me a lifebelt first.  ;D



Well, you will just have to behave yourself then, right?  ;)




Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/10/05 at 2:28 pm



I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard. ;) :D





Cat


We won't be Christmas fishing, will we? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:31 pm


We won't be Christmas fishing, will we? ???



"Christmas fishing?" Please enlighten me.





Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/10/05 at 2:32 pm



"Christmas fishing?" Please enlighten me.





Cat


'Twas a tasteless joke.

A certain convicted murderer killed his wife when he was supposedly doing some Christmas time fishing. :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/10/05 at 2:43 pm


'Twas a tasteless joke.

A certain convicted murderer killed his wife when he was supposedly doing some Christmas time fishing. :D



Oh ok. I get it now. Never mind.




Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 2:44 pm


Well, you will just have to behave yourself then, right?  ;)


Ah! Well, that's the problem . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 3:17 pm



I would take them all out on the boat-and if they don't behave, I will throw them overboard.  ;) :D





Cat


<sigh> it was nice knowing you guys...

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/10/05 at 3:19 pm


<sigh> it was nice knowing you guys...


Lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 7:01 pm


can't be married - 'No Honey, i'll just be away for 6 months.. nooo.. it's errr... a sports tirp, gotta go bye'
can't be gay - Hey Jim, What are you doing tonight?
can't expect me to support him - What if he were wasted?
can't be a drug addict - How do you classify 'drug addict'
must take showers regularly - Whores Bath?
must not be possessive/overly jealous - HAVE YOU SHOWN THIS LIST TO ANYBODY ELSE!!!
must be capable of doing some housework - Oooh.. you mean the vacuum cleans as well as..
must not be violent toward me - What if he used a steel chair.. the humor would be worth it..
must speak English - Sprechen Ze Deutchse?
must like my cooking - 'Hello Dominoes Pizza, how may i help you?'
must not treat me like a maid - While your cooking, can you wash my Underwear?
can't be a compulsive liar - "I has no been to drinking tonights" "You tolded me i should" "The dog bit me"
can't be too skinny -  *stops sucking in*
must not nag at me too much - I'm Hungry, whens dinner.. I wanted Tuna! Wheres my wallet? Where's my Whoompin stick, why have you been moving my whoompin stick, why isn't it clean already?
must like dogs as pets - shhh Kitty, shhhh
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke - Roll a Phatty fo' This Pimp Daddy
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him - *Fetches Steel Folding Chair*


After careful analysis of your responses to the above requirements, our automated matching system has determined that you would be a perfect match for Howard, who doesn't believe in requirements.  Congratulations!! :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:09 pm


After careful analysis of your responses to the above requirements, our automated matching system has determined that you would be a perfect match for Howard, who doesn't believe in requirements.  Congratulations!! :D


*runs to the hills*

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/10/05 at 7:22 pm


Yes, Howard.  My requirements:

can't be married even to the mob?
can't be gay the ha ha or the he he sense?
can't expect me to support him support can be beautiful, cross your heart
can't be a drug addict sniff sniff, it's not a sniff, addiction
must take showers regularly golden?
must not be possessive/overly jealous can you wear an arab thoob and ghetra outdoors?
must be capable of doing some housework I don't do windows
must not be violent toward me no spankings?
must speak English finally my stupidity pays off... Oui! Oui!
must like my cooking can you make chocolate cake?
must not treat me like a maid OK, Hazel
can't be a compulsive liar I don't let Pinocchio get into trouble
can't be too skinny I have a tool shed
must not nag at me too much the old gray mare ain't what she used to be
must like dogs as pets what else can they be used for?
must not have a problem with the fact that I smoke just shows that the fires are burning
must be able to handle it when I laugh at him I'm used to this

i could go on forever, so consider yourself lucky Howard... :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 04/10/05 at 7:24 pm


*runs to the hills*

little do you know that he's also called, "Howard of the Hills"

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:26 pm


little do you know that he's also called, "Howard of the Hills"


LOLOLOLOL

Jiminy.. Photoshop moment  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 7:28 pm


LOLOLOLOL

Jiminy.. Photoshop moment  ;D


Oh yes it is... Howard would make a cute bride...  or would Alchoholica be the bride?? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:32 pm


Oh yes it is... Howard would make a cute bride...  or would Alchoholica be the bride?? ???


I'd post the picture.. but you can see... too much flesh  ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/10/05 at 7:34 pm



So Andy... does his p _ _ _ _  really feel like a t _ _ _ t    f r a n _ _ _ _ t _ r?

(trying to keep it clean.. if you're not sure what I mean, see "Senseless topic")

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/10/05 at 7:40 pm



So Andy... does his p _ _ _ _  really feel like a t _ _ _ t    f r a n _ _ _ _ t _ r?

(trying to keep it clean.. if you're not sure what I mean, see "Senseless topic")


For me to know and you to find out.. (that's a Threat  ;))

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: karen on 04/11/05 at 6:38 am

moving swiftly on.....


Something I was wondering the other day.

Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder?  If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?

I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder.  It feels weird the other way

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: EmiLoca on 04/11/05 at 7:49 am


moving swiftly on.....


Something I was wondering the other day.

Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder?  If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?

I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder.  It feels weird the other way


I carry mine like you carry yours.  It just doesn't work any other way for me. 

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jaytee on 04/11/05 at 8:18 am

I'm right-handed and always carry my shoulder bag on my right shoulder.

What side of the bed do you girls sleep on?  I always sleep on the left-hand side.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Gis on 04/11/05 at 8:32 am

I try not to carry my bag on my shoulder cos it's bad for your back ! but if I do it is my right shoulder and I am right handed.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/11/05 at 9:34 am



Ok.. now for the ladies...

If you were going on a date with each of these guys, where would you take them?


Bobby:  a sporting event

Alchoholica: a comedy club

Jiminy:bungi jumping

Rockandrollfan: on a hike in the woods

Alex2005: to a classic films fest

Apricot: to see my sister Beth ;)

Howard: to an S&M club

Djork: to see my sister Beth ;)

AL-B:...not really sure...I don't think I know AL-B....but how about a nice hot air balloon ride?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jaytee on 04/11/05 at 9:40 am



As you're looking from the foot to the head of the bed, I'm on the right hand side


Me too  :)  I can't sleep on the left side unless I'm in the bed by myself.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/11/05 at 10:15 am


moving swiftly on.....


Something I was wondering the other day.

Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder?  If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?

I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder.  It feels weird the other way



Usually on my right shoulder but sometimes on my left. Sometimes I just shift back and forth.



Same here. Then again, my shoulders are uneven and it always slips off the left one ;)

As you're looking from the foot to the head of the bed, I'm on the right hand side, but can sleep on the left as well......as long as I am facing the outside of the bed, I'm good :)



I'm on the left-looking from the foot of the bed. I can't sleep on the right. Even when I lived alone, I was always on the left side.



Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: karen on 04/11/05 at 10:24 am

looking from the foot of the bed I sleep on the right of the bed.  hubby can only sleep on the right hand side whereas it never bothered me.  Plus it means the kids bother me first at night.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/11/05 at 12:03 pm


moving swiftly on.....


Something I was wondering the other day.

Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder?  If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?

I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder.  It feels weird the other way


I am right handed and carry my purse on my right shoulder.

In the Air Force you are not allowed to carry your purse on your right shoulder because that is the hand you have to salute with.  I couldn't keep it on my left shoulder for the life of me, it just kept slipping off.  So I just carried it on my right shoulder anyway and was out of regs. ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/11/05 at 12:07 pm


I am right handed and carry my purse on my right shoulder.

In the Air Force you are not allowed to carry your purse on your right shoulder because that is the hand you have to salute with.  I couldn't keep it on my left shoulder for the life of me, it just kept slipping off.  I carried it on my right shoulder anyway. ::)



When I was in, they never said anything like that to us. However, when I was basic, one of my "flightmates" was coming back from the BX with a bag in her right hand. An officer went by and she saluted him-and yes, you guessed it, she hit herself in the head with the bag. The officer just laughed and she felt like an idiot.




Cat

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 04/11/05 at 12:14 pm


moving swiftly on.....


Something I was wondering the other day.

Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder?  If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?

I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder.  It feels weird the other way


I'm just like you, karen...right-handed and carry my purse on my left shoulder.  :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ktelqueen on 04/11/05 at 12:59 pm

Karen! we differ in something!! this is shocking  :o ;D

i'm left-handed,left shoulder  :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 04/11/05 at 1:08 pm


Karen! we differ in something!! this is shocking  :o ;D

i'm left-handed,left shoulder  :)


;D ;)

I'd never realized that you were left-handed.  :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jackas on 04/11/05 at 2:02 pm



When I was in, they never said anything like that to us. However, when I was basic, one of my "flightmates" was coming back from the BX with a bag in her right hand. An officer went by and she saluted him-and yes, you guessed it, she hit herself in the head with the bag. The officer just laughed and she felt like an idiot.

Cat


I can imagine, that would be embarrassing. ;D  It's not surprising though, in basic you're so nervous all the time, half the things you do without thinking.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ADH13 on 04/11/05 at 2:40 pm


moving swiftly on.....


Something I was wondering the other day.

Of those of you who use a shoulder bag, do you always carry it on the same shoulder?  If you do is it the same hand you write with or the opposite?

I'm right-handed and always carry my bag on my left shoulder.  It feels weird the other way


I carry my bag on my right shoulder. (but i carry shopping bags with my left hand)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Apricot on 04/18/05 at 5:35 am


Apricot:  A paintball arena


Haha, I do love to hurt things..  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Apricot on 04/18/05 at 5:39 am


Apricot: mini-golf


Next to playing fight riffs on a guitar, there are few things you could do worse then give me a club and try to get me to hit a small orb into a hole. Because then, when it doesn't work, I have a club...

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 04/18/05 at 5:42 am


Bobby: botanical garden


Really, Crazymom? Why, lol?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Apricot on 04/18/05 at 5:50 am

Oh God, that'd be HORRIBLE. I'd be like  >:(

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/05 at 3:00 pm

What is the best way to enlarge an image without losing the picture quality?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:26 pm


I remember you saying something a while back about going to one and I thought you might enjoy it :)  Is that bad ? :-\\


Ah! Thanks for the thought. You might be on about the time I went to The Eden Project. It was alright I suppose but those kind of places bore me senseless - if you have a ticket to the WWE Royal Rumble next year, I'm yours, lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/29/05 at 3:34 pm


Ah! Thanks for the thought. You might be on about the time I went to The Eden Project. It was alright I suppose but those kind of places bore me senseless - if you have a ticket to the WWE Royal Rumble next year, I'm yours, lol.  ;D


What about a 'One Night Stand' Bob. I bet you and I are the only ones that actually know what i really mean by that  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:37 pm


What about a 'One Night Stand' Bob. I bet you and I are the only ones that actually know what i really mean by that  ;D


Hmmm . . . It's such an obvious term to us Brits. Surely everyone across the pond know what we're talking about, lol.

A one night stand with Crazymom after the Royal Rumble? Ha ha . . .Oh dear . . .Where are my morals?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/29/05 at 3:40 pm


Hmmm . . . It's such an obvious term to us Brits. Surely everyone across the pond know what we're talking about, lol.

A one night stand with Crazymom after the Royal Rumble? Ha ha . . .Oh dear . . .Where are my morals?  ;D


::) Evidently I'm the only one that knew what i was talking about...

Just so nobody thinks my morals are in the sewer with bobs..

http://repository.wwe.com/wallpaper/images/ecw_800.gif

DUH!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:48 pm


::) Evidently I'm the only one that knew what i was talking about...

Just so nobody thinks my morals are in the sewer with bobs..

http://repository.wwe.com/wallpaper/images/ecw_800.gif

DUH!


I do now. I forgot about that.  ::)

Aren't you the sanctominious one . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/29/05 at 3:50 pm


I do now. I forgot about that.  ::)

Aren't you the sanctimonious one . . .  ;D


In the words of Chris Jericho..

'One Sanctimonious son of a bitch'

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 3:55 pm


In the words of Chris Jericho..

'One Sanctimonious son of a witch'


Yes . . . A fitting description.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:39 pm

ladies: How do you sacrifice with your mate? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Apricot on 05/30/05 at 8:40 pm


ladies: How do you sacrifice with your mate? ???


When I read this post, my first thought was animal sacrifice.  ;D You might wanna elaborate... this doesn't make any sense.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 05/30/05 at 8:40 pm


ladies: How do you sacrifice with your mate? ???


You turning pagan, Howard?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 9:02 pm


You turning pagan, Howard?  ;D


No.not that I know of ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 12:46 pm

*BUMP*

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 12:48 pm

Since you're bumping Karen and you are a lady, I would like to ask you what do I use a roasting tin for?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 12:55 pm


Since you're bumping Karen and you are a lady, I would like to ask you what do I use a roasting tin for?  ;D


;D

Okay, you can use that to do a pork roast, prime rib, or even roasted potatoes (yum!!)  8)

What time will you be serving?  I've gotta make all the arrangements, you know.  :D ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:06 pm


;D

Okay, you can use that to do a pork roast, prime rib, or even roasted potatoes (yum!!)  8)


Really? That sounds cool. So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook? How long do these things take?

What time will you be serving?  I've gotta make all the arrangements, you know.  :D ;)


Ha ha! You know I would do my best to serve charcoaled pork roast to you.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:12 pm


Really? That sounds cool. So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook? How long do these things take?


I'd say rub it down with olive oil and then sprinkle seasonings over it, and maybe some fresh garlic and rosemary.  Cooking time depends on the size of the cut.  If it's three pounds it might take several hours.  I'd suggest that you use a meat thermometer.

Ha ha! You know I would do my best to serve charcoaled pork roast to you.  ;D


Ah!  Those have the most flavor!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:15 pm


I'd say rub it down with olive oil and then sprinkle seasonings over it, and maybe some fresh garlic and rosemary.  Cooking time depends on the size of the cut.  If it's three pounds it might take several hours.  I'd suggest that you use a meat thermometer.


Several hours!?! Oh my God! I have an electric cooker and that is going to eat my electric like nobody's business. I am on pay as you go electric (key metre).

Ah!  Those have the most flavor!!  ;D

The ones where somebody else is doing it has the most flavour you mean.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:18 pm


Several hours!?! Oh my God! I have an electric cooker and that is going to eat my electric like nobody's business. I am on pay as you go electric (key metre).


You can always try it on the BBQ...I've heard that that works, too!  :D

The ones where somebody else is doing it has the most flavour you mean.  ;) ;D


Hey, I'm not picky!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:22 pm


You can always try it on the BBQ...I've heard that that works, too!  :D


Sounds like a plan that.  8)

Hey, I'm not picky!!  ;D

Come over to England when I'll have my barbecue on a Wednesday - I've heard that's when our summertime is this year.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:25 pm


Sounds like a plan that.  8)


8)

Come over to England when I'll have my barbecue on a Wednesday - I've heard that's when our summertime is this year.  ::) ;D

Sounds like a plan!!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:27 pm


8)

Sounds like a plan!!  :D ;D


I've only supervised a barbecue once though - quite a success though and I looked quite professional in an apron.  8)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:30 pm


I've only supervised a barbecue once though - quite a success though and I looked quite professional in an apron.  8)


You must learn this summer, Rob!  8)

BTW, my husband doesn't use an apron...just his denims!!  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:32 pm


You must learn this summer, Rob!  8)


Yep! I'll learn on that Wednesday.  ;)

BTW, my husband doesn't use an apron...just his denims!!  ::) ;D

Tee hee. He's a man's man, Karen.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 1:37 pm


Yep! I'll learn on that Wednesday.  ;)


Attaboy!!  ;)

Tee hee. He's a man's man, Karen.  ;D


Yep.  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 1:40 pm


Attaboy!!  ;)

Yep.  :D


Ha ha!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 2:42 pm


Really? That sounds cool. So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook? How long do these things take?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;)



Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 2:43 pm


I'd suggest that you use a meat thermometer.



of course he has one. ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 2:45 pm


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;)



:o ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 2:52 pm


So do I just plonk my meat on the tin, put it in the oven and wait for it to cook?


No...don't do that, it'll hurt...

Oh, I see...!!

How long do these things take?

They normally come with the cooking times on the packet - it all depends on the size of the roast and (in the case of red meat) how you like it done...

(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)

IMO, a man cannot call himself a man until he's mastered the art of cooking up a Sunday roast (but it still won't taste half as good as your mother's...!)

Ha ha! You know I would do my best to serve charcoaled pork roast to you.  ;D


Pork flambe...yummy!!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 2:54 pm


(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)



much obliged,Paul   :o ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 2:55 pm


No...don't do that, it'll hurt...

Oh, I see...!!


They normally come with the cooking times on the packet - it all depends on the size of the roast and (in the case of red meat) how you like it done...

(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)

IMO, a man cannot call himself a man until he's mastered the art of cooking up a Sunday roast (but it still won't taste half as good as your mother's...!)

Pork flambe...yummy!!


Leave it to Paul to answer something meant for the ladies!!   ::) ;D ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 2:56 pm


Leave it to Paul to answer something meant for the ladies!!   ::) ;D ;)


You know me Karen...I'm one of the biggest 'tarts' around...!!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 2:56 pm


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) ;D ;)


Tee hee. I just realised what I said, LMAO!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 2:57 pm


of course he has one. ;D


Is a meat thermometer to tell you whether it's feeling ill or not?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 2:59 pm


Is a meat thermometer to tell you whether it's feeling ill or not?  ??? ;D


Oh, I think it's beyond ill, Rob!!  :o ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 2:59 pm


(Karen and Maria both nearly passed out when I told 'em how I like mine, so I won't go into it again...!)


Ah c'mon, Paul! You know you've got to now!  ;D

IMO, a man cannot call himself a man until he's mastered the art of cooking up a Sunday roast (but it still won't taste half as good as your mother's...!)

I did it once without blowing up the house so I am quite capable. Cooking for one is a bit too much hassle though . .  . Do they have a microwave meal for that?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 3:00 pm


Oh, I think it's beyond ill, Rob!!  :o ;D


Ha ha!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 3:03 pm


Ah c'mon, Paul! You know you've got to now!  ;D


Without being too graphic...wipe its backside and serve...!!

Okay that was probably too graphic...!

Cooking for one is a bit too much hassle though . .  . Do they have a microwave meal for that?  ;D


They certainly do, because I sometimes partake when I can't be arsed...

M&S do quite a passable one - Iceland's efforts are best avoided...!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 3:03 pm


Leave it to Paul to answer something meant for the ladies!!   ::) ;D ;)



mahahaha!!!!! ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: ktelqueen on 06/03/05 at 3:05 pm


Without being too graphic...wipe its backside and serve...!!

oh please..spare us already  :P ;D ;)


M&S do quite a passable one


yours truly used to wok for M & S many moons ago  :D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 06/03/05 at 3:11 pm


oh please..spare us already  :P ;D ;)


Exactly!!  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Paul on 06/03/05 at 3:14 pm

Apologies ladies, but being tactful isn't prominent in my nature...!


yours truly used to wok for M & S many moons ago  :D


Did you really?

Probably just as well you got out - they're not half as good as they used to be...!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/03/05 at 3:20 pm


Without being too graphic...wipe its backside and serve...!!

Okay that was probably too graphic...!


Ha ha! That raw? Is it worth putting it in the oven, lol.  ;D

They certainly do, because I sometimes partake when I can't be arsed...

M&S do quite a passable one - Iceland's efforts are best avoided...!


I will definitely heed your advice, Paul.  8)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 06/03/05 at 3:52 pm

Ok ladies: What do you sacrifice in a relationship? ???

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: danootaandme on 06/03/05 at 4:23 pm


Ok ladies: What do you sacrifice in a relationship? ???


Time.  Sometimes you go places and do  things you really dislike going or doing because you want
to be with him.

Control, not all but some.  Sometimes you bite your tongue or take a step back in order to keep the
peace.  The trick is knowing when to give and when to take, and it is very tricky indeed.

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/03/05 at 11:23 pm


Ok ladies: What do you sacrifice in a relationship? ???



freedom to do as you please...

sometimes I just feel like being alone and not worrying about what anyone else wants to do or think.....

but, then I come back to reality


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 2:55 pm

Does size matter?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/04/05 at 2:56 pm


Does size matter?


What size of what?  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 3:04 pm


What size of what?   ;D ;D


the twig and google berries ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/04/05 at 3:05 pm


the twig and google berries ::) ;D


I didn't realise search engines have their own fruit.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 3:11 pm


I didn't realise search engines have their own fruit.  ;D


What do you mean?

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Bobby on 06/04/05 at 3:30 pm


What do you mean?


*Sigh*

Google is a search engine (web page to get different websites) for your browser on the internet. Plus the addition of berries . . .

Oh dear, I'm spelling it out again.  :-\\ :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Howard on 06/04/05 at 3:31 pm


*Sigh*

Google is a search engine (web page to get different websites) for your browser on the internet. Plus the addition of berries . . .

Oh dear, I'm spelling it out again.  :-\\ :)



It's ok Bob.Don't worry about it. ;)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/04/05 at 11:50 pm


Does size matter?




only for shallow people, I presume



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: Paul on 06/05/05 at 4:41 am


Does size matter?


Yes, you'll have to adjust your cooking times accordingly...

Oh, sorry!

The conversation's moved on from roasts...!!

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: danootaandme on 06/05/05 at 8:03 am


Does size matter?


Well, you have to have a bit to work with, but you also must know what to do with what you
have.  There is an old song "It Ain't the Meat it's the Motion" .  Some guys may have a Cadillac, that
doesn't mean they know how to drive ::)

Subject: Re: Ask the ladies anything, else please

Written By: jiminy on 06/05/05 at 4:22 pm




only for shallow people, I presume



Erin :)

I would think deep people would prefer big   :D

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