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Subject: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/06/05 at 10:41 pm

The title is pretty much self-explanatory


And counseling is overpriced.



~Beth ;)



Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advise Column...

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/06/05 at 10:44 pm

Hi Beth

My kind of X-Boyfriend is now serving a 6 year sentence in jail and he's been begging me(through friends) to write to him. Do you think I should?

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advise Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/06/05 at 10:48 pm


Hi Beth

My kind of X-Boyfriend is now serving a 6 year sentence in jail and he's been begging me(through friends) to write to him. Do you think I should?




It all depends on the circumstances of the situation...


Are you guys on good terms?


Cause honey, if he treated you badly...I say, let the boy rot.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advise Column...

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/06/05 at 10:51 pm




It all depends on the circumstances of the situation...


Are you guys on good terms?


Cause honey, if he treated you badly...I say, let the boy rot.



~Beth


We remained "Friends" and our breakup was amicable. The reason why I dumped him was because he wouldn't stop using and selling drugs. He said if I loved him I would accept him the way he was.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advise Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/06/05 at 10:56 pm


We remained "Friends" and our breakup was amicable. The reason why I dumped him was because he wouldn't stop using and selling drugs. He said if I loved him I would accept him the way he was.




If you could see yourself falling for him again, then I say no....I wouldn't write to him.
Accepting people for the way they are is good, but if it puts your safety on the line then I would keep my distance. He has some serious changing to do, cause you deserve better.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advise Column...

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/06/05 at 10:59 pm




If you could see yourself falling for him again, then I say no....I wouldn't write to him.
Accepting people for the way they are is good, but if it puts your safety on the line then I would keep my distance. He has some serious changing to do, cause you deserve better.



~Beth


Yeah...when it comes to him I'm totally vulnerable. I'm telling you, when I dumped him I went home and cried like a baby. He never mistreated or disrespected me, he just had a serious problem and now he's paying for it. Oh well :(

Thanks Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advise Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/06/05 at 11:02 pm


Yeah...when it comes to him I'm totally vulnerable. I'm telling you, when I dumped him I went home and cried like a baby. He never mistreated or disrespected me, he just had a serious problem and now he's paying for it. Oh well :(

Thanks Beth




No problem.
I hope everything works out for you.




~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/07/05 at 2:56 am

Beth, it turns out Im an arogant, conceded, pretentious fool, who has a problem with talking down to people.  Im thinking about blaming it all on my mother, what do you think?




::) ;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: danootaandme on 05/07/05 at 8:29 am


Beth, it turns out Im an arogant, conceded, pretentious fool, who has a problem with talking down to people.  Im thinking about blaming it all on my mother, what do you think?


::) ;)


I know this is Ask Beth, but I am going to butt in cause I'm a mother.  Blame your father.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 10:07 am


I know this is Ask Beth, but I am going to butt in cause I'm a mother.  Blame your father.





Amen, sister!



~Beth ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/07/05 at 1:13 pm

Beth....

Quite the little advice columnist, aren't ya?


Ok.....so i need some answers to the following questions:

is it ok to want to strangle a certain broker who still has not solved all the "problems" she needs to get accomplished for us?


Do you think I am an absolute ninny for craving chalk?

Do you think I should go for the crazy streaks that I wanna put in my hair...or should I keep my hair all black/dark brown?

hmmmm...

when I think of more....

I will be back!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 1:24 pm


Beth....

Quite the little advice columnist, aren't ya?


Ok.....so i need some answers to the following questions:

is it ok to want to strangle a certain broker who still has not solved all the "problems" she needs to get accomplished for us?


Do you think I am an absolute ninny for craving chalk?

Do you think I should go for the crazy streaks that I wanna put in my hair...or should I keep my hair all black/dark brown?

hmmmm...

when I think of more....

I will be back!


Erin :)



Yes, I am quite the little advice columnist....*cackle*


I'd say, considering the lameass broker that you have. Yes, but don't get caught. I'm not about to bail yo sorry arse outta jail.


Yes, Erin. You are an ABSOLUTE ninny,and a silly one to boot! However,I think you already knew that. You didn't need my expertise to inform you of it. I do think you should see someone about this little chalk craving....seriously, I'm worried about you.


I'd say that would be wicked sweet. Go for it, take a walk on the wild side, throw caution to the wind, yada yada yada...






~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: danootaandme on 05/07/05 at 3:41 pm




Do you think I am an absolute ninny for craving chalk?

Erin :)


I found this about chalk-you are not alone!

This highly unusual craving for, or tendency to eat, odd substances is sometimes seen in pregnancy and many a male partner has been sent out at any time of day or night to purchase the most bizarre foodstuffs for which their pregnant partner has an intense desire. Some people believe this is to satisfy the body's subconscious need for some trace mineral deficiency. The exact cause is unknown but it may well be related to hormonal changes.

You, however, are presumably not pregnant, in which case the condition is known as pica, a state in which you indiscriminately eat non-nutritious or potentially harmful substances. This is more often seen in early childhood, but can occur later if there are psychological problems or anxieties. I suggest that you talk to your doctor about having some tests to see if you have any underlying mineral deficiencies such as iron deficiency, and discuss with him or her exactly how you might overcome your preoccupation.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:07 pm

I'm mentally affected by the thought of the on-coming ice age... what should i do?

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:09 pm


I'm mentally affected by the thought of the on-coming ice age... what should i do?




I'd say, end your life now.




~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:10 pm


I'd say, end your life now.


I have a comb.. will that work. I could probably fashion it in to some sort of hitting device.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:11 pm

Robin seems to be bored lately on the weekends so I was asking her what she would like to do when the weather gets warmer/hotter like in late June or July or perhaps even August besides satyong cooped up in the house watching movies and munching on chocolates.I wanna take her places that she's never been before.Any suggestions Beth? ???

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:12 pm


I wanna take her places that she's never been before.


OH HELL YEAH HOWARD!  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:13 pm


Robin seems to be bored lately on the weekends so I was asking her what she would like to do when the weather gets warmer/hotter like in late June or July or perhaps even August.I wanna take her places that she's never been before.Any suggestions Beth? ???




Well, what types of things intrest her? Would she like a romantic picnic?



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:13 pm


OH HELL YEAH HOWARD!  ;D


What is that supposed to mean? ::)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:14 pm


OH HELL YEAH HOWARD!  ;D




::)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:14 pm


What is that supposed to mean? ::)


3rd Base  ;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:14 pm




Well, what types of things intrest her? Would she like a romantic picnic?



~Beth



romantic picnic sounds good.Her and I could go to the movies,play pool,go bowling if she likes,take a night stroll or maybe even drive around in the car for a while.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:15 pm



romantic picnic sounds good.Her and I could go to the movies,play pool,go bowling if she likes,take a night stroll or maybe even drive around in the car for a while.




Well there ya go! I'm sure anything would be nice, as long as you're together.



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:16 pm


3rd Base  ;)



I'm not quite there yet.I gave her a neck massage last week in her car with clothes on so I guess that would be considered 2nd Base. ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:17 pm

Oh hells nah!!


Lets keep to topic, folks.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:17 pm




Well there ya go! I'm sure anything would be nice, as long as you're together.



~Beth :)


Her and I been have together for 8 months now so I'm hoping it'll last a year in October. :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:19 pm


Oh hells nah!!
Lets keep to topic, folks.


Hehehehe

Is my strange infattuation with Tuna healthy?

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:19 pm


Hehehehe

Is my strange infattuation with Tuna healthy?




I'd say, end your life now.




~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:21 pm

What do you get a girl when the 2 of us(Robin and I)have been together not saying now but in October(October10th) for our anniversary(1st anniversary)? ???

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:23 pm


What do you get a girl when the 2 of us(Robin and I)have been together not saying now but in October(October10th) for our anniversary(1st anniversary)? ???




That all depends on her intrests. Flowers are so cliche. I would think of something creative, maybe a scrapbook of your first year together...things that remind you of her, and things you have shared. :-)




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:29 pm




That all depends on her intrests. Flowers are so cliche. I would think of something creative, maybe a scrapbook of your first year together...things that remind you of her, and things you have shared. :-)




~Beth



I haven't even thought of that Beth,Thank You.She loves to munch on chocolates,that's her indulgence and I could take her out to dinner to a fancy restaurant to make her feel like a queen.To make her feel like a queen,I decided to buy her a plastic queen's crown and a septor which is plastic and not real though just to boost up her confidence a bit. :) I know she's been telling me that's she's been feeling quite down lately. :(

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:31 pm



I haven't even thought of that Beth,Thank You.She loves to munch on chocolates,that's her indulgence and I could take her out to dinner to a fancy restaurant to make her feel like a queen.To make her feel like a queen,I decided to buy her a plastic queen's crown and a septor which is plastic and not real though just to boost up her confidence a bit. :) I know she's been telling me that's she's been feeling quite down lately. :(





That's ashame that she's been feeling down :-( I'm not too sure about the crown idea, but the rest sounds lovely. I'm sure she'll love it!



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:33 pm




That's ashame that she's been feeling down :-( I'm not too sure about the crown idea, but the rest sounds lovely. I'm sure she'll love it!



~Beth



I found a web site that sells party hats such as a queen's crown it's not real it's fake and I would ask her to wear it when we go out together. :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/07/05 at 4:35 pm

How do I make a happy woman even more happier?  :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:36 pm


How do I make a happy woman even more happier?  :)


Leave her with Howard for the day.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:38 pm


Leave her with Howard for the day.




HEY! getchyo arse outta my advice column!


Give her a great big hug!!!!

...or the Howard Idea.






~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:39 pm


arse


Getcha Arse out of our 'Cussive'  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:41 pm


Getcha Arse out of our 'Cussive'  ;D




PshhhAw!




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:43 pm

i'm worried Beth..

How easy is it to get an annulment  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 4:47 pm


Leave her with Howard for the day.


not a good idea. ;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 4:58 pm


i'm worried Beth..

How easy is it to get an annulment  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D





;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not. So. Easy.


MuUahahahah!!!!  ;D

~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/07/05 at 4:59 pm





;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Not. So. Easy.


MuUahahahah!!!!  ;D

~Beth


Well.. alternativley, how detectable is Lighter Fluid...

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/07/05 at 5:00 pm

Do you think it's ok to have a little foreplay on the first anniversary? ???

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/07/05 at 5:11 pm


HEY! getchyo arse outta my advice column!


Give her a great big hug!!!!

...or the Howard Idea.


I'll give the first idea a go.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 5:29 pm


Do you think it's ok to have a little foreplay on the first anniversary? ???




Umm....if you don't force it apon her??




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 5:33 pm




Umm....if you don't force it apon her??




~Beth




Thats not my area of expertise though.



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/07/05 at 8:34 pm

What should I do to improve my mood?

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 8:46 pm


What should I do to improve my mood?




Do what you tell me to do when I'm upset. It helped me.
....Be with people who care about you. Hang out with your friends more often.


Look towards your future and focus on all of your good points.


Listen to "Bright Eyes"  ;)




~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/07/05 at 9:00 pm

I checked out more Bright Eyes, actually. To be honest, most of his music bores me. It's not bad, but it just doesn't... get me. I don't know, it's weird...

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 9:12 pm


I checked out more Bright Eyes, actually. To be honest, most of his music bores me. It's not bad, but it just doesn't... get me. I don't know, it's weird...





ohhhhhh kay then. Listen to music you like.



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/07/05 at 9:27 pm

Just saying, just saying...

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 10:22 pm


Just saying, just saying...





Yeah yeah.



~beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/07/05 at 10:24 pm


What should I do to improve my mood?


Try a different perspective and count your blessings.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/07/05 at 10:25 pm


Try a different perspective and count your blessings.  ;)


It's not as much a sadness caused by something bad or a difference of perspective... just the kind of sadness that hits me periodically.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/07/05 at 11:21 pm


I found this about chalk-you are not alone!

This highly unusual craving for, or tendency to eat, odd substances is sometimes seen in pregnancy and many a male partner has been sent out at any time of day or night to purchase the most bizarre foodstuffs for which their pregnant partner has an intense desire. Some people believe this is to satisfy the body's subconscious need for some trace mineral deficiency. The exact cause is unknown but it may well be related to hormonal changes.

You, however, are presumably not pregnant, in which case the condition is known as pica, a state in which you indiscriminately eat non-nutritious or potentially harmful substances. This is more often seen in early childhood, but can occur later if there are psychological problems or anxieties. I suggest that you talk to your doctor about having some tests to see if you have any underlying mineral deficiencies such as iron deficiency, and discuss with him or her exactly how you might overcome your preoccupation.



thanks for the info....I actually looked this up on the net today....and I don't think I am pregnant....so maybe I do have an iron deficiency.......I appreciate the info!!!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 11:26 pm



thanks for the info....I actually looked this up on the net today....and I don't think I am pregnant....so maybe I do have an iron deficiency.......I appreciate the info!!!


Erin :)




Ask Jeeves...he should know. He's quite the smartass punk.



~beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/07/05 at 11:27 pm

I didn't have to ask that pompous oldster....I checked out the yahoo search and found some info



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/07/05 at 11:31 pm


It's not as much a sadness caused by something bad or a difference of perspective... just the kind of sadness that hits me periodically.


Then accept these feelings and ride them through to their end.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 11:34 pm


I didn't have to ask that pompous oldster....I checked out the yahoo search and found some info



Erin :)




My dear girl, don't speak eva so harshly about me. I'm only here to offa my services to you and your chalk eating needs...*said in over exaggerated Brittish accent*




~Jeeves


Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/07/05 at 11:36 pm


My dear girl, don't speak eva so harshly about me. I'm only here to offa my services to you and your chalk eating needs...*said in over exaggerated Brittish accent*


Not many talk like that in England.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/07/05 at 11:38 pm


Not many talk like that in England.  ;D





LOL, sorry.



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/07/05 at 11:54 pm


LOL, sorry.


Ha ha! I'm pulling your leg.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/08/05 at 9:31 am

I have a Bomb.. and an urge to praise Allah.. what should i do?

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/05 at 9:32 am


I have a Bomb.. and an urge to praise Allah.. what should i do?


Lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/08/05 at 9:32 am


Lol.  ;D


Your only making me angry!!!

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/08/05 at 9:33 am


I have a Bomb.. and an urge to praise Allah.. what should i do?


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/08/05 at 9:33 am


;D ;D ;D


STOP LAUGHING AT ME.. AT ONCE, I COMMAND IT!!!

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/05 at 9:34 am


Your only making me angry!!!


What happens then? Do your clothes split and you turn green?  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/08/05 at 9:34 am


What happens then? Do your clothes split and you turn green?  ;D


;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/08/05 at 9:36 am


What happens then? Do your clothes split and you turn green?  ;D


No.. my camel will spit and it will be Green..  ::)

Do you think this is how fanatics are born.. through Laughter

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/05 at 9:45 am


No.. my camel will spit and it will be Green..  ::)


Hmmm . . . I see, lol.  ;D

Do you think this is how fanatics are born.. through Laughter


Fanatics are born through life conditioning - bloody idiots.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/08/05 at 9:48 am


Fanatics are born through life conditioning - bloody idiots.  ;D


I imagine being laughed at dosen't help them..

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/05 at 9:51 am


I imagine being laughed at dosen't help them..


I don't think strapping bombs to themselves is going to create mass hilarity.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/08/05 at 12:33 pm


Then accept these feelings and ride them through to their end.  ;)



Yeah, that's what I usually do. But that sucks. So much, in fact, that I can post this picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ThatSucked.bmp

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/08/05 at 6:06 pm




Umm....if you don't force it apon her??




~Beth




I'm not going to force it upon her.I also want to wait till her damm parents are away for a day.I hate overprotective parents when they're always around for christ sakes >:( All I want is privacy that's all I ask for. :(

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/08/05 at 6:08 pm

How do you know when it's the right time to fool around? Should I wait till the parents go out for the day cause that's when I can get my groove on with Robin.I haven't had much luck lately. :(

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 7:37 pm


How do you know when it's the right time to fool around? Should I wait till the parents go out for the day cause that's when I can get my groove on with Robin.I haven't had much luck lately. :(




First of all. If you want to "bump uglies" with Robin, I would never again use the terminology "Getting my groove on".
Second of all, don't rush it man. It'll happen.



~Beth








Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/08/05 at 7:38 pm

Or the term "bump uglies".

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 7:47 pm


Or the term "bump uglies".




;D ;D ;D ;D


And if your thinking of using the term "horizontal mambo". Don't.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/08/05 at 7:49 pm

Just stick to good ol' SEX.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 7:55 pm


Just stick to good ol' SEX.




Precisely.



~Beth


Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/05 at 8:34 pm


Just stick to good ol' SEX.


Three letters creates quite an impact.  :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/08/05 at 8:36 pm

That they do.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 8:50 pm

Ask more stuff, dag nabbit.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/08/05 at 8:52 pm

What WOULDN'T Jesus do?

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/05 at 8:53 pm

Okay, Beth. Let's see if you can answer your own questions: What kind of man would make you happy?

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 8:54 pm


What WOULDN'T Jesus do?




Thats not advice...



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/08/05 at 8:55 pm

But it's a question that would help me in my everyday life.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 8:55 pm




Thats not advice...



~Beth




Well, I guess I DID tell people to ask stuff....



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/08/05 at 8:56 pm


But it's a question that would help me in my everyday life.


I can quote myself too!  :D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 8:57 pm


What WOULDN'T Jesus do?



I don't think he would do anything too drastic for a klondike bar...




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 9:02 pm


Okay, Beth. Let's see if you can answer your own questions: What kind of man would make you happy?




Well,

I guess I want someone who goes deeper than the average guy. I like funny, sarcastic, witty guys. I want the kind of romance where the whole room goes dim, except for him, when he walks into the room. That only happens in the movies though.

*sigh*

I have to stop living vicariously through old movies.


~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/05 at 9:07 pm


Well,

I guess I want someone who goes deeper than the average guy. I like funny, sarcastic, witty guys. I want the kind of romance where the whole room goes dim, except for him, when he walks into the room. That only happens in the movies though.

*sigh*

I have to stop living vicariously through old movies.


Well, keep your eyes open and you never know what's around the corner. At least you have identified what you are after in a man - now you've got to make sure that when you see him, get a little background knowledge, and you go for it.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/08/05 at 9:11 pm


Well, keep your eyes open and you never know what's around the corner. At least you have identified what you are after in a man - now you've got to make sure that when you see him, get a little background knowledge, and you go for it.  ;)



Bobby, I dub you my relationship advice giver.



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/08/05 at 11:47 pm

Beth, Ive been told that I get advice from too many people and dont do any thinking on my own.  Some say this is bad for my health, my relationships and my mental stability.  What do you think?


;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Gis on 05/09/05 at 6:40 am




I want the kind of romance where the whole room goes dim, except for him, when he walks into the room. That only happens in the movies though.

*sigh*



~Beth
Not necessarily ! My other half drives me mad very often but I still get just such moments 8 years down the line.The last time I was waiting to meet him at the train station and just catching sight of him through the crowd before he saw me, my heart leapt, I started grinning like a loon and had eyes for noone else.it took a long time to find love and a fair bit of heartache on the way but it's worth it .
Thus endeth the sermon from Gis Chapter 10 verse 8.

Ok, so I'm thinking of having my hair colour changed because I'm bored with it.I have short mid-blond hair and a couple of people have said I should try going dark brown maybe with red streaks........I'm not sure whether to try it or just go really light blond instead.I mean if I hate it it will grow out  eventually.What do you think? 

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 11:53 am


Not necessarily ! My other half drives me mad very often but I still get just such moments 8 years down the line.The last time I was waiting to meet him at the train station and just catching sight of him through the crowd before he saw me, my heart leapt, I started grinning like a loon and had eyes for noone else.it took a long time to find love and a fair bit of heartache on the way but it's worth it .
Thus endeth the sermon from Gis Chapter 10 verse 8.

Ok, so I'm thinking of having my hair colour changed because I'm bored with it.I have short mid-blond hair and a couple of people have said I should try going dark brown maybe with red streaks........I'm not sure whether to try it or just go really light blond instead.I mean if I hate it it will grow out  eventually.What do you think?   



Awww...that's so sappy. I love it. :)



I say, go for the dark hair with streaks!! That looks awesome, and yeah...if you don't like it, it will always grow out. I would keep it brown for a while, before you put the streaks in though....just so you can get used to the darkness, and it won't be too much of a drastic change...


~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/09/05 at 6:17 pm




First of all. If you want to "bump uglies" with Robin, I would never again use the terminology "Getting my groove on".
Second of all, don't rush it man. It'll happen.



~Beth











But I don't want to be a virgin all my life Beth :( Maybe it's me.It could very well be my shyness or assertiveness that prevented me from wanting sex.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 6:26 pm

I know this is Beth's, but I gotta say: You're not gonna be a virgin. But you really are rushing this. Even if you are smitten and want to have sex, SLOW DOWN. It'll come if you two really are a good couple. Sounds like it, but don't rush things.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/09/05 at 6:31 pm


I know this is Beth's, but I gotta say: You're not gonna be a virgin. But you really are rushing this. Even if you are smitten and want to have sex, SLOW DOWN. It'll come if you two really are a good couple. Sounds like it, but don't rush things.


Yeah,I am rushing things.I'm just so frustrated that's all. :(

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 8:04 pm


Yeah,I am rushing things.I'm just so frustrated that's all. :(




Then just flipping have sex!!!



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 8:07 pm


Then just flipping have sex!!!



Naaaaaaaah, don't say that. The wait's prolly gonna be worth it, especially if she wants it as bad as you. But you gotta make her want that, cause it sounds like she's not in nearly as much a hurry as you.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 8:11 pm

JOINED FORCES TO MAKE ONE PIMP BRUTALLY HONEST THREAD.



MAhhh!!




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 8:12 pm

YAY! I'm a conglomerate now!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:14 pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/bobbymcgee/meandlindsay.jpg

Me and Lindsay. Shes a tiger, mang, she belongs to me.

To heck with Andrew.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 8:15 pm


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/bobbymcgee/meandlindsay.jpg

Me and Lindsay. Shes a tiger, mang, she belongs to me.

To heck with Andrew.



Was that a question, needing advice? Me thinks not.


Batman sucks.


~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 8:16 pm

I like the attitude, but where's the advice?

I'll give some anyway: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Superhero.jpg

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:20 pm



Was that a question, needing advice? Me thinks not.


Batman sucks.


~Beth


Thats completely uncalled for.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:21 pm

You know what? I really cannot stand you.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:21 pm

You are the most irritating female I've had the misfortune of encountering so far.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 8:23 pm

Aw, no need to get all mad. Just let it roll off you, guero.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 8:25 pm

I was kidding....Pop a midol, son.





~Beth ;)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/09/05 at 8:25 pm


Bobby, I dub you my relationship advice giver.


Lol. You're not short of staff.

Besides what advice can I give? I've just failed a relationship, lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 8:27 pm

I mean seriously, folks....lets not get all ghey up in here...





~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:28 pm

I'm irritable because of this Andrew guy. Hes got MY girl. >:(

Stupid tall jerk.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 8:29 pm


I'm irritable because of this Andrew guy. Hes got MY girl. >:(

Stupid tall jerk.



Again, my advice: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Superhero.jpg

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 8:29 pm


I'm irritable because of this Andrew guy. Hes got MY girl. >:(

Stupid tall jerk.




Dude, I'm sure there will be a new one next week.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:31 pm

Hes a lot more competition than I thought.

She was talking about him today, about how she likes him and shes never had a boyfriend before that she really finds physically attractive, and she was all excited because they were gonna hang out this evening. And I spent several hours at the MALL by MYSELF. Cuño! I am so upset..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 8:31 pm

Soon as I join, this turns into fighting.

Random Black Guys, what would you say about all this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:32 pm




Dude, I'm sure there will be a new one next week.




~Beth


Bugger off. This is way different. Shes not just some chic I have the hots for, shes one of my very closest friends and I've been figuring out I have feelings for her more so than I realized. Its meant to work out. Shes supposed to be MY girl.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/09/05 at 8:32 pm

Ahem... I'd like to apologize to all the people I've offended with my cussin' pictures...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:33 pm

Didn't offend me..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 8:34 pm


Bugger off. This is way different. Shes not just some chic I have the hots for, shes one of my very closest friends and I've been figuring out I have feelings for her more so than I realized. Its meant to work out. Shes supposed to be MY girl.




I'm sure you'll be rubbin (example: Mellissa, Cara, Kate....etc...) Boob, next week, no worries.




~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:47 pm

Could you be any more insulting?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:50 pm

I swear you are the most evil thing to ever live. Notice I didn't say person, I said the most evil thing.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:51 pm

And if you were this bad with your ex-boyfriend, its not that big of a surprise that he went elsewhere.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/09/05 at 8:51 pm


Hes a lot more competition than I thought.

She was talking about him today, about how she likes him and shes never had a boyfriend before that she really finds physically attractive, and she was all excited because they were gonna hang out this evening. And I spent several hours at the MALL by MYSELF. Cuño! I am so upset..


And this was what I was worried about for you, Alex.  :(

If this girl cared for you enough, she would be with you, not Andrew. You should be looking for other girls, my man.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 8:58 pm


And this was what I was worried about for you, Alex.  :(

If this girl cared for you enough, she would be with you, not Andrew. You should be looking for other girls, my man.  ;)


Thats bad news, man. I tried that. I thought to myself when I first found out she had a boyfriend, well, I will go get myself a girlfriend! Didn't work too well. I tried to holla at a couple of girls, but it didn't go well at all. I just freak them out, you know? Women don't like me in that way, and are usually repelled from me when I attempt to come onto them.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:00 pm

I'm going to see what reaction tommorrow I get from her(Lindsay) and everyone else at lunch when I tell them that I got a girlfriend. Now, I don't really. But I will tell them that. I will lie and say I met her at the mall..her name is, um..Patricia. Shes a blonde.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:03 pm


I swear you are the most evil thing to ever live. Notice I didn't say person, I said the most evil thing.





SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
DARLIN, YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!!!!!!!!!




~Bon Jovi

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:04 pm


And if you were this bad with your ex-boyfriend, its not that big of a surprise that he went elsewhere.




Nah, it's because I wouldn't put out.





Cheers!
~Beth :) :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:04 pm


Could you be any more insulting?




Uhh, maybe....we'll see. Only time will tell.





~Beth.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:05 pm

"Guess what guys? I got a girlfriend, finally. I met her at the mall yesterday. She like me a lot, thats why we are going out so quickly. It just happened. Her name is Patricia. Shes from California originally. Shes a blonde. Man..shes a tiger, I tell you what".

I'm practicing. ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:06 pm


"Guess what guys? I got a girlfriend, finally. I met her at the mall yesterday. She like me a lot, thats why we are going out so quickly. It just happened. Her name is Patricia. Shes from California originally. Shes a blonde. Man..shes a tiger, I tell you what".

I'm practicing. ;)



Ohmigosh! I have a boyfriend!! His name is err uhh....George....George *looks around* Glass....yeah! George Glass!!


(CoughPsychoCough)



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:09 pm




(CoughPsychoCough)



~Beth :)


What a perfect discription for yourself!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/09/05 at 9:11 pm


Thats bad news, man. I tried that. I thought to myself when I first found out she had a boyfriend, well, I will go get myself a girlfriend! Didn't work too well. I tried to holla at a couple of girls, but it didn't go well at all. I just freak them out, you know? Women don't like me in that way, and are usually repelled from me when I attempt to come onto them.


Well don't come onto them. Approach in a neutral way so the lady involved doesn't feel intimidated. Make sure you are deeply interested in her too and show your positive points. Why are you trying to get girls in a shopping complex? Is this normal in the US?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:19 pm

I'm not trying to get them in a shopping complex.

Both girls I went after were girls at school.

And the problem is, I am not really deeply interested in them. Well, thats part of the problem. Thats not the whole problem though. I mean, I am deeply interested in Lindsay and that doesn't seem to be helping that situation.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:22 pm


What a perfect discription for yourself!




Heh. Good one!
Kudos to ya, son!




~Beth ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/09/05 at 9:26 pm


I'm not trying to get them in a shopping complex.


Okay. It's just that you mention the mall . . .

Both girls I went after were girls at school.

Cool.  8)

And the problem is, I am not really deeply interested in them. Well, thats part of the problem. Thats not the whole problem though. I mean, I am deeply interested in Lindsay and that doesn't seem to be helping that situation.

Find a way to not get deeply interested in Lindsay if she is not prepared to be with you. Facing the facts will be the hardest part for you here (unless she says different about this Andrew lad - which I doubt). You must say to yourself that you are worth more than this.  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:28 pm


Okay. It's just that you mention the mall . . .

Cool.  8)

Find a way to not get deeply interested in Lindsay if she is not prepared to be with you. Facing the facts will be the hardest part for you here (unless she says different about this Andrew lad - which I doubt). You must say to yourself that you are worth more than this.  :)






I think I should add your name to the title as well, Bobby!  :)



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:29 pm



Find a way to not get deeply interested in Lindsay if she is not prepared to be with you. Facing the facts will be the hardest part for you here (unless she says different about this Andrew lad - which I doubt). You must say to yourself that you are worth more than this.  :)



It makes me feel like less. What does this maricone have that I don't? Why can't I be the boyfriend?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:31 pm


It makes me feel like less. What does this maricone have that I don't? Why can't I be the boyfriend?





Cause she is involved with someone else right now, you're trying to hard....you can't force someone to have feelings for you. Doesn't work that way.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:33 pm





Cause she is involved with someone else right now, you're trying to hard....you can't force someone to have feelings for you. Doesn't work that way.

~Beth


Why isn't she involved with me? What makes him any different from me? She should have feelings for ME. I know this guy, he went to our school last year. Hes nothing special. I don't understand it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:36 pm


Why isn't she involved with me? What makes him any different from me? She should have feelings for ME. I know this guy, he went to our school last year. Hes nothing special. I don't understand it.




Well he's not special to you, but obviously he is to her. People are attracted to different people for different reasons. She probably sees something in him, that you don't. If the girl doesn't have feelings for you, and sees you as just a friend...there is no use making up diff. girls, cause it won't have an effect on her, and you'll end up looking like the crazy one when ppl find out that it's not true. She likes you as a friend, friendship is a stronger bond than relationship. Take it for what it's worth, man.



~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:37 pm

How in the crap is a friendship stronger than a relationship, man? I don't get that one.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:38 pm

ARGGHH shes making me feel like NOTHING man I can't take it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:39 pm

I feel like I'm an inch tall. A man shouldn't have to feel like this.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:39 pm


How in the crap is a friendship stronger than a relationship, man? I don't get that one.




Because sometimes when friendships become relationships...thing tend to complicate. Relationships come and go so fast, friendship last longer for the most part.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:42 pm


I feel like I'm an inch tall. A man shouldn't have to feel like this.




You're taking this too seriously. You fall for people too fast and you fall deep. That only opens you up for heartache and rejection. There WILL be other girls. You were SOO into Mary, you thought you were going to DIE if she didn't like you....well, you got over her quite nicely now, didn't you?



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 9:47 pm

Its not the same thing. Its just, its different. I wasn't close friends with Mary. It, hurts in a way that is very different from that..it just, makes me feel like NOTHING.

If Lindsay couldn't have me as a boyfriend, who would? Not someone that I'd want to be with. Screw settling. Seriously, to heck with that.

It makes me want to break something. It makes me angry at the world.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 9:59 pm


Its not the same thing. Its just, its different. I wasn't close friends with Mary. It, hurts in a way that is very different from that..it just, makes me feel like NOTHING.

If Lindsay couldn't have me as a boyfriend, who would? Not someone that I'd want to be with. Screw settling. Seriously, to heck with that.

It makes me want to break something. It makes me angry at the world.




So you're single....WHO CARES!! You have plenty of time...and plently of chances to meet girls. Don't base your whole existence off of one girl. You have onlly liked her for what? 2 weeks, tops?....She has a boyfriend right now -but that doesn't mean that things can't happen in the future. Cherish the friendship you have with her for now. Ya know? Anorher thing Alex, you are a very opinionated, defensive guy...ya might wanna tone that down a bit...that tends to turn girls off rather quickly.



~Beth


~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 10:01 pm

You know what, to heck with women man. Women have walked all over me my whole life.

Its only my guy friends I can rely on. Hmm..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 10:06 pm


You know what, to heck with women man. Women have walked all over me my whole life.

Its only my guy friends I can rely on. Hmm..




Allright, you just went from absolutely LOVING someone, to totally giving them the screws.
Alex, you're not in love....ya just wanna good lay.



~Beth




Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 10:10 pm

I don't want a lay. I don't even want sex. If you posted in the adult forum every once and awhile you'd know that already.

I still am in love with her, its just right now i am hurt and trying to make sense of it. People sometimes will say stuff like "Well forget them then" not literally meaning it.

Don't be dense.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/09/05 at 10:11 pm

I'm not talking to you about this anymore, or much of anything. You seem to have a pension for saying things that are condenscending to me, and you have no clue what you are talking about. I'm tired of it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/05 at 10:14 pm


I'm not talking to you about this anymore, or much of anything. You seem to have a pension for saying things that are condenscending to me, and you have no clue what you are talking about. I'm tired of it.





Dude, then don't waste your time in me and Isaac's pimpin thread. Later.




~Beth ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/09/05 at 10:59 pm

Beth you have yet to answer my last question. And yet I have another.  I feel Im being ignored.  WHat should I do?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/10/05 at 5:02 am


"Guess what guys? I got a girlfriend, finally. I met her at the mall yesterday. She like me a lot, thats why we are going out so quickly. It just happened. Her name is Patricia. Shes from California originally. Shes a blonde. Man..shes a tiger, I tell you what".

I'm practicing. ;)



Eeeep geeep geeeep geeeep! Nu-uh! Don't be lying 'bout matters of the heart. Jealousy isn't the answer.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/10/05 at 5:05 am


Why isn't she involved with me? What makes him any different from me? She should have feelings for ME. I know this guy, he went to our school last year. He's nothing special. I don't understand it.


He's Nothing Special. Welcome to everyone in this situation's problem. Seeing the girl you love either with or pursuing some random guero... you can't understand why... or even worse, you CAN, and then you feel like less.... That's a b-tch right there. Either way, it's not a good feeling. But don't resort to lies and attempts to create envy. If you want to be in a relationship, you have to build trust. And when the action that makes her think about you is actually a lie.... well, doesn't sound good to me.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/10/05 at 5:07 am


Beth you have yet to answer my last question. And yet I have another.  I feel Im being ignored.  WHat should I do?


OH, FINE THEN! I DON'T BLOODY NEED YOU! I GUESS I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! THAT'S IT! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE! NOW!  ;D

Where is the question? I can't find it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/10/05 at 11:09 am


OH, FINE THEN! I DON'T BLOODY NEED YOU! I GUESS I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! THAT'S IT! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE! NOW!  ;D

Where is the question? I can't find it.


wait, when was your name added? lol.....I didnt even notice that. 

its like on page 6 or something...thats how far back it is. 


Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/10/05 at 1:58 pm

I'll check it, then.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/10/05 at 4:53 pm




Then just flipping have sex!!!



~Beth :)



I wish I could Beth. :( I also wish I could afford a hotel/motel but not with the SSI checks I get every month.It's not enough to cover it and also with the $200.00 I put away for the month,I can't spend that on just one motel,I wouldn't have enough left for myself and other priorities.She's not in a hurry to get this over with but I am.I'll keep him in my pants till the time is right and I can get my life back together. :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/10/05 at 4:55 pm



Naaaaaaaah, don't say that. The wait's prolly gonna be worth it, especially if she wants it as bad as you. But you gotta make her want that, cause it sounds like she's not in nearly as much a hurry as you.


She's not in a hurry.She told me that.

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/10/05 at 5:09 pm



I wish I could Beth. :( I also wish I could afford a hotel/motel but not with the SSI checks I get every month.It's not enough to cover it and also with the $200.00 I put away for the month,I can't spend that on just one motel,I wouldn't have enough left for myself and other priorities.She's not in a hurry to get this over with but I am.I'll keep him in my pants till the time is right and I can get my life back together. :)




I think the best thing do to, is just not rush things....if Robin feels like she is being pressured or rushed, that might scare her away or lead her to have second thoughts.Just enjoy the quality time you have with her. When the time is right, and she is 100% ready- then it will happen.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/10/05 at 5:11 pm


She's not in a hurry.She told me that.



Then you have to respect that, and make sure that she doesn't feel the least bit pressured into doing anything.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/10/05 at 5:40 pm




I think the best thing do to, is just not rush things....if Robin feels like she is being pressured or rushed, that might scare her away or lead her to have second thoughts.Just enjoy the quality time you have with her. When the time is right, and she is 100% ready- then it will happen.



~Beth


Ok.Thank You.I don't want her to think I'm some kind of sex freak but anyway,I'll take it day by day and enjoy our quality time together on the weekends. :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/10/05 at 5:43 pm


Ok.Thank You.I don't want her to think I'm some kind of sex freak but anyway,I'll take it day by day and enjoy our quality time together on the weekends. :)




Sounds like an awesome plan, man. Hope everything stays great with the both of you.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/10/05 at 5:58 pm



Then you have to respect that, and make sure that she doesn't feel the least bit pressured into doing anything.




~Beth



I don't want her to be pressured  into anything she doesn't want to do.It's her life and ours. :)

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/10/05 at 5:58 pm




Sounds like an awesome plan, man. Hope everything stays great with the both of you.



~Beth


Thank You. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/10/05 at 7:34 pm

Aw, did I miss advice-giving? Stupid parents making me watch some TV with them....

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/10/05 at 7:39 pm


Aw, did I miss advice-giving? Stupid parents making me watch some TV with them....




Yes you did, but consider it done. *kicks feet on table and buffs nails*




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/10/05 at 7:40 pm

'Cot.. she's stealing money from the till.. *RUNS!*

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/10/05 at 7:43 pm

The till?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/10/05 at 7:59 pm


The till?





Well....

*tries to look smart*


That would be a cash register.....I hope.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/10/05 at 8:03 pm

Hmm... no clue.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/11/05 at 6:12 am

You two are useless.

I'm gonna call the Council of American Teenage psychologists and have you two de-certified.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/11/05 at 11:20 am

Beth and/or Apricot....


what is your opinion on the new "Willy Wonka" movie that is coming out this summer...starring Johnny Depp??

Do you think they should have left well enough alone with the original one...or do you think that Tim Burton's newer version will be totally kick A S S???



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/11/05 at 12:20 pm

Why do I feel so invisible on this board?






Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/05 at 1:34 pm


Beth and/or Apricot....


what is your opinion on the new "Willy Wonka" movie that is coming out this summer...starring Johnny Depp??

Do you think they should have left well enough alone with the original one...or do you think that Tim Burton's newer version will be totally kick A S S???



Erin :)



I love Tim burton, he's crazy. The first Willy Wonka was creepy to me.... so I'm sure the second one will be alot worse. As to if it will be better than the original...Hmm, probably not...remakes rarely are. I'll definitely see it though. When does it come out?



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/11/05 at 2:00 pm


Do you think they should have left well enough alone with the original one...or do you think that Tim Burton's newer version will be totally kick A S S???


It's gonna SUCK. Johnny Depp SUCKS, and he's so severely overrated. The old Willy Wonka? Badass. Johnny Depp? SUCKS. You do the math.

I think you can't redo such a famous movie and expect much.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/11/05 at 2:03 pm


Why do I feel so invisible on this board?


You're prolly talking to the wrong people. Some people are nice, and nice to talk to, but they're so overly friendly, you don't get much uniqueness talking to them. It seems like just another person they're being nice to. There's something about talking to someone who's niceness you've earned, rather then someone who's universally polite, I think. Don't know why. Try talking to more and more people, and if they respond, there ya go. If not, screw them, they don't count.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/05 at 6:02 pm

Robin told me that her and I have good body chemistry.What exactly is it and what does it do to the body that creates arousement in the male and female?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/11/05 at 6:23 pm


You're prolly talking to the wrong people. Some people are nice, and nice to talk to, but they're so overly friendly, you don't get much uniqueness talking to them. It seems like just another person they're being nice to. There's something about talking to someone who's niceness you've earned, rather then someone who's universally polite, I think. Don't know why. Try talking to more and more people, and if they respond, there ya go. If not, screw them, they don't count.



Thank you for responding. If I didn't get a response, that I would really think I was invisible.





Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/05 at 6:31 pm


I think I should add your name to the title as well, Bobby!  :)


Lol. I'm cool with the title as it is, Beth. It's long enough.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/05 at 6:34 pm


Thank you for responding. If I didn't get a response, that I would really think I was invisible.


You really feel this way?  :\'( I am so sorry to hear it, Cat. You know I like both you and Carlos!  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/11/05 at 6:47 pm


You really feel this way?  :\'( I am so sorry to hear it, Cat. You know I like both you and Carlos!  :D



Only in the PPP.




Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/11/05 at 7:46 pm


Why do I feel so invisible on this board?


hey cat.....

I am sorry that you feel this way....you seem like a really great gal....I've never really had the chance to have a convo with you...I think people get so used to talking to their little "groups" that they have accustomed themselves with...that sometimes they forget that there are other people on the board....I am guilty of this as well.
But like I said...you seem like a really nice person...so I hope to get to know you better!!!!!


Hugs,
Erin :)

PS) You have a really kick-a s s screen name....kinda similiar to my original one!! :)






Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/11/05 at 8:01 pm


Robin told me that her and I have good body chemistry.What exactly is it and what does it do to the body that creates arousement in the male and female?


*clears throat* Um... as a 14 year old, I'm going to feel slightly awkward answering...

But seriously, they say it's smell. Plus, the whole being in love thing usually helps.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/12/05 at 3:14 pm


*clears throat* Um... as a 14 year old, I'm going to feel slightly awkward answering...

But seriously, they say it's smell. Plus, the whole being in love thing usually helps.



It must've been her very strong intoxicating perfume Estee Lauder I've been smelling on her nape of the neck and that is what probably made me discharge.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/05 at 3:57 pm


It must've been her very strong intoxicating perfume Estee Lauder I've been smelling on her nape of the neck and that is what probably made me discharge.


Erm... yep.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: AL-B on 05/12/05 at 4:33 pm

After eating a subpar Chinese meal, I cracked open the complimentary fortune cookie. The fortune inside read, "Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it." Is this a complete bunch of hooey or what???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/05 at 4:50 pm


After eating a subpar Chinese meal, I cracked open the complimentary fortune cookie. The fortune inside read, "Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it." Is this a complete bunch of hooey or what???


People might argue that "well, with no law, there's no crime, so..." but there are things that are just wrong. So that's stupid. So stupid, in fact, I must post a picture to go with it:

http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/This_is_bogus.JPG

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/12/05 at 5:23 pm

What exactly is crime's?

If a man steal's a loaf of bread's to feed's his family... is that wrong?

Now's.. what's if his family.. that don't like's bread.. they like's cigarettes...

And instead of giving it away.. He sells them's a price that's Practically giving them's away.. is that so wrong?

And if you's answer's wrong's.. I'll get's my Cousin Auggie.. to Blast you's.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/12/05 at 5:29 pm


It must've been her very strong intoxicating perfume Estee Lauder I've been smelling on her nape of the neck and that is what probably made me discharge.


Discharge!?! No don't answer that for goodness sake, Howard.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/12/05 at 7:21 pm


Why do I feel so invisible on this board?






Cat

I feel the same way sometimes  :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/12/05 at 7:24 pm


I feel the same way sometimes   :(


Hopefully not with me around, Rhonda?  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/12/05 at 7:26 pm


Hopefully not with me around, Rhonda?  ;)

I couldn'd resist   ::)

Well, rhonda you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn’t take much time
For you to help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
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Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
But she let another guy come between us
And it ruined our plan

Well, rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
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Get her out of my heart

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Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/12/05 at 7:31 pm


Hopefully not with me around, Rhonda?  ;)

No Rob, it seems like it's a little quieter around here than usual. And I haven't been as open with others as I have with you, and some of the others. I need to be more talkative than I have been and get to know some of the other members better.   :)  

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/12/05 at 7:32 pm


I couldn'd resist   ::)

Well, rhonda you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn’t take much time
For you to help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
But she let another guy come between us
And it ruined our plan

Well, rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
Help, help me rhonda
Help me rhonda
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Get her out of my heart

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Get her out of my heart

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LMAO!!!! Thanks, jiminy!  ;D 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/05 at 8:31 pm


What exactly is crime's?

If a man steal's a loaf of bread's to feed's his family... is that wrong?

Now's.. what's if his family.. that don't like's bread.. they like's cigarettes...


When it's done with malicious or self-serving intent.. then it's wrong.

Bread? Yeah, if he can't find another way to support.

Cigarettes? Self-destructive, no nutrition.. I'm gonna say no.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/13/05 at 2:52 pm


Discharge!?! No don't answer that for goodness sake, Howard.  ;D


In other words,I spurted out! Is that better Bob? ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/13/05 at 2:55 pm

Beth,Do you think I should order up an escort,prostitute or hooker to ease my urges? :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/13/05 at 3:04 pm


Beth,Do you think I should order up an escort,prostitute or hooker to ease my urges? :(


Erm.. *clears throat*... now, I know this isn't directed to me, but I feel I need to say something.. it's mildly creepy that you're asking minors if you should hire a hooker... particularly a female. But anyway...

I'll respond regardless. Now, I want you to think. You're in a relationship... doesn't that sound a tad like cheating?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/13/05 at 3:05 pm


Erm.. *clears throat*... now, I know this isn't directed to me, but I feel I need to say something.. it's mildly creepy that you're asking minors if you should hire a hooker... particularly a female. But anyway...

I'll respond regardless. Now, I want you to think. You're in a relationship... doesn't that sound a tad like cheating?



Ok never mind.forget I asked that question Apricot.I apologize for that. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/13/05 at 3:07 pm


Erm.. *clears throat*... now, I know this isn't directed to me, but I feel I need to say something.. it's mildly creepy that you're asking minors if you should hire a hooker... particularly a female. But anyway...

I'll respond regardless. Now, I want you to think. You're in a relationship... doesn't that sound a tad like cheating?




Amen, mah brotha.


Totally Howard, we probably wouldn't be the best advice givers on certain topics, such as your sex life.

But I totally agree with Apricot on the prostitute issue....wouldn't you want your first time to be special, with someone you love? Not just some cheap thrill, with someone you barely know.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/13/05 at 3:09 pm

Howard, is it your first time?  You gotta keep that special mate  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/13/05 at 3:09 pm




Amen, mah brotha.


Totally Howard, we probably wouldn't be the best advice givers on certain topics, such as your sex life.

But I totally agree with Apricot on the prostitute issue....wouldn't you want your first time to be special, with someone you love? Not just some cheap thrill, with someone you barely know.



~Beth



I'm sorry about that.I've got to keep my mind active on work and getting my life together so sex is not on my priority list at the moment so forget I asked.Sorry Beth. :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/13/05 at 3:10 pm


Howard, is it your first time?  You gotta keep that special mate   ;)



This is my 2nd relationship in 3 1/2 years.I've dated a Down Syndrome girl for almost 5 years.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/13/05 at 3:13 pm



This is my 2nd relationship in 3 1/2 years.I've dated a Down Syndrome girl for almost 5 years.


Yeah I saw the posts and photos, she is very pretty  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/13/05 at 3:16 pm


Yeah I saw the posts and photos, she is very pretty  ;)



Thank You.It's not easy being in a relationship Tumnus.So far in my new one,I've been going out with Robin for about 8 months so I'm hoping to make it towards a year. :) She's also a pain in my tush! ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/13/05 at 7:24 pm



Thank You.It's not easy being in a relationship Tumnus.So far in my new one,I've been going out with Robin for about 8 months so I'm hoping to make it towards a year. :) She's also a pain in my tush! ::)




Why is she a pain?



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/13/05 at 8:02 pm


No Rob, it seems like it's a little quieter around here than usual. And I haven't been as open with others as I have with you, and some of the others. I need to be more talkative than I have been and get to know some of the other members better.   :)  


Yeah? It depends on what people are doing at any given time of the year I suppose. Well, you know the score with me, Rhonda, whatever you say to me stays with me.  ;)

Getting to know the members better is excellent, Rhonda. There are so many . . .  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/13/05 at 9:25 pm


Why is she a pain?


Yeah, it seems like the only things she does that might be a pain are tell you to get a job and not have sex with you.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/13/05 at 9:37 pm


In other words,I spurted out! Is that better Bob? ;D


I didn't need to know, Howard.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/14/05 at 5:32 am


Yeah, it seems like the only things she does that might be a pain are tell you to get a job and not have sex with you.


Well Heck.

I was thinking here. . . i could say something along the lines of my mom does both of those. . . but thankfully . . . i have never asked for, nor wanted Incestual relations . . .

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/14/05 at 9:17 am


Well Heck.

I was thinking here. . . i could say something along the lines of my mom does both of those. . . but thankfully . . . i have never asked for, nor wanted Incestual relations . . .


Ha ha! Good that your mother knows her role, Andy.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/14/05 at 11:18 am


I feel the same way sometimes  :(




We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: AL-B on 05/14/05 at 11:31 am



We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat
Better yet, why not call it the "Stealth Club?" I'll sign up!  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/14/05 at 11:31 am



We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat


You know my answer, look at my name!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/14/05 at 11:33 am


You know my answer, look at my name!


You guys.  ::)

I would respond but I don't know where I'm supposed to be looking for you.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/14/05 at 11:35 am


You guys.  ::)

I would respond but I don't know where I'm supposed to be looking for you.  ;) ;D


Look for me in The Nowhere Flatlands

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: AL-B on 05/14/05 at 2:17 pm







<-------------Anyone want to join the "Stealth Club?"  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/14/05 at 4:23 pm


Look for me in The Nowhere Flatlands


I am looking for you here right now.  ;) :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/14/05 at 4:26 pm



We should start the "invisible club"  ;)




Cat

I'm in, but how do I find you guys if we're all invisible?  :D 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/14/05 at 5:00 pm




Why is she a pain?



~Beth



cause she's so persistent but I guess most girlfriends are pains in the a-s-s sometimes,right? ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 5:03 pm



cause she's so persistent but I guess most girlfriends are pains in the a-s-s sometimes,right? ;D




I think she just wants you to get a job. I think she's trying to help you, not be a pain.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/14/05 at 5:03 pm


Yeah, it seems like the only things she does that might be a pain are tell you to get a job and not have sex with you.



I guess it all comes down to is her being pleased.She will not rest until she gets what she wants or something like that.
But,I do want to have sex eventually but right now we're starting to get to know each other's body.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/14/05 at 5:06 pm




I think she just wants you to get a job. I think she's trying to help you, not be a pain.



~Beth



I understand that but I feel she's going about it way too fast.She doesn't know what it's like to slow down and to take it day by day.I appreciate it that she's helping me not too much help.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/14/05 at 6:41 pm



cause she's so persistent but I guess most girlfriends are pains in the a-s-s sometimes,right? ;D

As are some boyfriends/husbands  :D  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/14/05 at 6:47 pm


As are some boyfriends/husbands  :D   ;)


Don't forget the ex's too.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 8:00 pm


I understand that but I feel she's going about it way too fast.She doesn't know what it's like to slow down and to take it day by day.I appreciate it that she's helping me not too much help.


I think you might be rushing the sex a bit too much too. Patience.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/15/05 at 4:37 am


I am looking for you here right now.  ;) :)


I'm just left of the Great Beyond

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/15/05 at 6:36 am


I'm just left of the Great Beyond


You're not going to give on the idea, are you? Well, I can tell you that I do not think you are invisible, Nullandvoid. You are a lovely lady who seems to have an incorrect poor opinion about herself.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 10:20 am

Yeah, I'm with Bobby on this. You wouldn't strike me as invisible... you least of anyone.


I do observe that people who talk about this invisible thing are people who aren't replied to as frequently. They have posts in boards with many posts, but few of those posts are talking to THEM. Most just go on with the discussion. People get swept up and forget someone said something. Least I think.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/15/05 at 10:35 am


Yeah, I'm with Bobby on this. You wouldn't strike me as invisible... you least of anyone.


I do observe that people who talk about this invisible thing are people who aren't replied to as frequently. They have posts in boards with many posts, but few of those posts are talking to THEM. Most just go on with the discussion. People get swept up and forget someone said something. Least I think.


Very true. Sometimes, it's a matter of bad timing too when someone places their post amongst two or three simultaneous conversations.

The main thing to remember Catwoman, gemini and NullandVoid is that you are all valued here and if anyone is accidentally ignoring you - it is nothing personal.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 10:41 am

It's not always that, though. From what I've noticed, there ARE members who get ignored. At the very most, all someone will say is "Thanks for the advice" to those members... It's not frequent, but sometimes these boards can forget about some members.

The key is to make yourself heard... keep going with the conversation, you'll break in at some point.

And remember: It's not intentional, you probably just got left behind in a quick moving conversation.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/15/05 at 11:25 am


It's not always that, though. From what I've noticed, there ARE members who get ignored. At the very most, all someone will say is "Thanks for the advice" to those members... It's not frequent, but sometimes these boards can forget about some members.

The key is to make yourself heard... keep going with the conversation, you'll break in at some point.

And remember: It's not intentional, you probably just got left behind in a quick moving conversation.


Um, you've virtually repeated what I said saying that ignorance being unintentional. I am aware members get ignored that's why I said 'if it does happen it's nothing personal'.  ::) ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 11:27 am

Did  I really? Meh, didn't even realize. No need to get all " ::)" on me.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/15/05 at 11:28 am


Did  I really? Meh, didn't even realize. No need to get all " ::)" on me.  ;D


That's why I added the little " ;)" at the end.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 11:33 am

Cool, then. I figured.  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/15/05 at 1:53 pm


Very true. Sometimes, it's a matter of bad timing too when someone places their post amongst two or three simultaneous conversations.

The main thing to remember Catwoman, gemini and NullandVoid is that you are all valued here and if anyone is accidentally ignoring you - it is nothing personal.  ;)

Thanks Rob! I know what you and Apricot are saying. Everything's cool!  8) 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/15/05 at 2:08 pm


Very true. Sometimes, it's a matter of bad timing too when someone places their post amongst two or three simultaneous conversations.

The main thing to remember Catwoman, gemini and NullandVoid is that you are all valued here and if anyone is accidentally ignoring you - it is nothing personal.  ;)




Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.  ;) ;D





Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/15/05 at 2:11 pm




Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.  ;) ;D





Cat

The squeeky wheel gets the grease!  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/15/05 at 2:15 pm


The squeeky wheel gets the grease!  :D



I for one, don't really feel very invisible anymore. How about you?




Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 2:20 pm

Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.
Well... we didn't WANT you to feel invisible.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: gemini61 on 05/15/05 at 2:21 pm



I for one, don't really feel very invisible anymore. How about you?




Cat

I think it's all good now! I feel sooooo loved!  ;D 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/15/05 at 2:22 pm


Well... we didn't WANT you to feel invisible.  ;)



Thanks.  ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/15/05 at 3:16 pm


Awwww, thanks Bobby. But, you notice when we "invisable" people start complaining, people start to notice us.  ;) ;D


Lol. As Apricot said, we never thought you were 'invisible' to start with but, since you all mentioned it in a very gentle way, me and my man, Apricot thought we ought to address the issue.  8)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 3:25 pm

Well put, Bobby.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 7:00 pm

Bump. Let's DO THIS!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/15/05 at 8:17 pm

Advise me on where to go for the cheapest car Insurance!!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 8:21 pm


Advise me on where to go for the cheapest car Insurance!!


Well, Geico would recommend themself... Progressive would recommend whoever was best for you.

So go with Progressive!  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/15/05 at 8:21 pm


Well, Geico would recommend themself... Progressive would recommend whoever was best for you.

So go with Progressive!  :D


Good boy.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 8:24 pm

Glad to be of service.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/15/05 at 8:28 pm

Evidently.. no locations exist on there database  ;D
I tried the zip code i'll be living at..
nope

I tried my cousins..
nope

I tried my grandparents...
Nope

I tried our old one..
Nope.

::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/15/05 at 9:40 pm


Advise me on where to go for the cheapest car Insurance!!


Churchill - But they don't provide the chauffeur called Les.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/15/05 at 9:50 pm


Churchill - But they don't provide the chauffeur called Les.  ;) ;D


THE BASTARDS!!! THE COMPLETE BASTARDS! I want a Chauffer.. wait.. wait.. is a Chaffeur a hot chick who takes her clothes off.. or am i thinking of something totally different and unrelated?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/15/05 at 9:56 pm


THE BASTARDS!!! THE COMPLETE BASTARDS! I want a Chauffer.. wait.. wait.. is a Chaffeur a hot chick who takes her clothes off.. or am i thinking of something totally different and unrelated?




Is THIS a question that's in need of advice?!??!?!


HUH....HUH!!!.....HUH?!?!?!?!?



NO!




~bETH

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/15/05 at 10:06 pm


THE BASTARDS!!! THE COMPLETE BASTARDS! I want a Chauffer.. wait.. wait.. is a Chaffeur a hot chick who takes her clothes off.. or am i thinking of something totally different and unrelated?


LOL! The hot chicks are usually there in the backseat with you, Andy, not driving the car.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Billy Florio on 05/16/05 at 1:19 am

ok, heres a real question (I swear)

my gfs going back home to Florida for the summer.  She leaves Saturday and I wont see her again till September.  We've talked about me flying down to visit for a week maybe in July or something, but recently Ive been quite low on monatary funds.  She's very passionate about me seeing her.  Id like to but A) Ive never flown before and Im quote afraid of it and B) as stated above, Im broke.  Plus, of the money I do have, I need to spend it on certain things up here in NY, like fixing my car, financing my movie, and general fun having.  Im in a predictament.  Especially since I cant correctly spell predictament.  Plus, over the past 2 minutes Ive been typing this, she's IMed me online like 12 times and I havent read any of it yet lol...

Beth, Issac....what am I to do here?  Do I forfeit my own fun and possibly car and movie just to go fly down to florida (oh and where am I gonna stay lol)?  Help

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/16/05 at 5:42 am


my gfs going back home to Florida for the summer.  She leaves Saturday and I wont see her again till September.  We've talked about me flying down to visit for a week maybe in July or something, but recently Ive been quite low on monatary funds.  She's very passionate about me seeing her.  Id like to but A) Ive never flown before and Im quote afraid of it and B) as stated above, Im broke.  Plus, of the money I do have, I need to spend it on certain things up here in NY, like fixing my car, financing my movie, and general fun having.  Im in a predictament.  Especially since I cant correctly spell predictament.  Plus, over the past 2 minutes Ive been typing this, she's IMed me online like 12 times and I havent read any of it yet lol...


Well, it depends.. how much do you really wanna see her? Does it mean more to you then having a working automobile? Does it mean more then this movie you speak of? Is it worth making some sacrifices to your fun-time?

If so, then go for it. But if those things are more important then seeing her, I'd say try to explain your situation. Tell her you'd LOVE to see her, but at this point, the money isn't available for such a trip.

And flying? Just like driving, granted you don't stand up. Then it's like sailing. And sailing SUCKS. Just go to the bathroom before your trip, avoid too much to drink, and sleep the whole time. That is... if you go.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/16/05 at 3:24 pm


Well, it depends.. how much do you really wanna see her? Does it mean more to you then having a working automobile? Does it mean more then this movie you speak of? Is it worth making some sacrifices to your fun-time?

If so, then go for it. But if those things are more important then seeing her, I'd say try to explain your situation. Tell her you'd LOVE to see her, but at this point, the money isn't available for such a trip.

And flying? Just like driving, granted you don't stand up. Then it's like sailing. And sailing SUCKS. Just go to the bathroom before your trip, avoid too much to drink, and sleep the whole time. That is... if you go.






Yeah.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/16/05 at 3:50 pm

Glad we agree.  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/16/05 at 3:51 pm


Glad we agree.  :D




I just didn't have anything to say, nothing more to add I suppose. You about covered it.




~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/16/05 at 7:01 pm

Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/16/05 at 7:03 pm


I think you might be rushing the sex a bit too much too. Patience.



But this wasn't sex.It was fooling around with clothes on. ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/16/05 at 7:04 pm


Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D


Now I KNOW you don't want me channeling that teenage girl again..  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/16/05 at 7:06 pm


Now I KNOW you don't want me channeling that teenage girl again..  ;D



what teenage girl? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/16/05 at 7:16 pm


what teenage girl? ???


That thing where I said "Hellloo! Too much information!"  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/16/05 at 7:22 pm


That thing where I said "Hellloo! Too much information!"  ;D


Oh,I thought you were gonna talk like a teenage girl. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/16/05 at 10:36 pm


Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D



You just....fell? I'll bet that made quite an impression.


Are you going to do the scrapbook idea for your anniversary?


~Beth

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Climber on 05/16/05 at 11:30 pm




I'm not going to force it upon her.I also want to wait till her damm parents are away for a day.I hate overprotective parents when they're always around for christ sakes >:( All I want is privacy that's all I ask for. :(


I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ElDuderino on 05/16/05 at 11:32 pm


I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?


I think he has said before shes the same age as him, 31, although I could be wrong..

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/17/05 at 5:18 am


I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?


I'll quote and post, just to be a bit more sure he sees this... or go to the "Feel Any Way" board next time he's on.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/17/05 at 5:29 am


Well MD,Robin and I were a little bit more sexual yesterday at her house when her parents went out to dinner.I don't want to say too much or I'll wind up getting banned again but let me say this she brought me so much to extreme ecstacy that I felt so paralyzed from her touching and french kissing that I was so dizzy that I fell on the floor off the couch. ;D



;D ;D ;D  Howard..is this tongue in cheek or for real.. ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/17/05 at 5:31 am

If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/17/05 at 6:40 am


I know this is "Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...", but might I ask how old Howard's girlfriend is?



Climber,she's 25 years old.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/17/05 at 6:42 am



You just....fell? I'll bet that made quite an impression.


Are you going to do the scrapbook idea for your anniversary?


~Beth


I actually fell off the couch.I wound with that "pins and needles"feeling after.I was burning up so much that I needed 3 glasses of water. ;D

I haven't decided what to put in my scrapbook just yet. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/17/05 at 6:44 am



;D ;D ;D  Howard..is this tongue in cheek or for real.. ;D ;D ;D



tongue in her cheek will come after. ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/17/05 at 6:45 am


If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D



or wind up with a major heart attack.Don't want that to happen while having sensual sex. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/17/05 at 7:54 am


If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D

HAHAHA    ;D  ...or spontaneously combust!! eh Howard    ;D ;D ;D 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/17/05 at 7:55 am



or wind up with a major heart attack.Don't want that to happen while having sensual sex. ;D


No. It would spoil the moment for certain  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/17/05 at 9:51 am



tongue in her cheek will come after. ;)


oooh baby - as in French kissing  :-*

Subject: Re: Beths brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Climber on 05/17/05 at 9:59 am


I think he has said before shes the same age as him, 31, although I could be wrong..




Climber,she's 25 years old.




Thanks, Alex & Howard.  I was just curious (read: nosy!   ::)).

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/17/05 at 5:40 pm


oooh baby - as in French kissing   :-*


Yes french kissing.She was pretty good.I'll give her that.But it kind of felt a bit forceful when she used her teeth and lips.I was the one using my tongue but she wasn't but overall,it was a very nice experience in 7 years. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/17/05 at 5:42 pm


No. It would spoil the moment for certain  ;D ;D



You want to keep the moment nice and sensual.make the woman feel at ease and not try to scare her.just take the foreplay serious and have fun with the girl. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/17/05 at 5:43 pm


If it ISN'T tongue-in-cheek.. Dear God, imagine if they DO have sex. He'll probably catch fire or explode!  ;D



I fear that day. Oh how I fear it.  :o




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/17/05 at 5:47 pm



I fear that day. Oh how I fear it.  :o




~Beth



You wouldn't want to see me in action MD. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/17/05 at 5:54 pm



You wouldn't want to see me in action MD. ;D




When it finally happens. I see yet another banning in your future.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/17/05 at 6:00 pm


You wouldn't want to see me in action MD. ;D


Yes, follow Beth's warning for God's sake - don't write it on the boards.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/18/05 at 5:12 am

Yeah, by all means, DON'T. You're a bit fond of details... and... well, they're not much leeway in describing the act.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/18/05 at 6:38 pm




When it finally happens. I see yet another banning in your future.




~Beth



Ok Beth,I'll keep it clean! I'm sorry! :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/18/05 at 6:40 pm

Beth,If Robin says she is ticklish in most areas should I continue to make out with her or not? ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/18/05 at 10:20 pm

stay away from the ticklish areas....I totally hate when people tickle me and won't stop!!! GRRRRR!!!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/18/05 at 10:33 pm



Ok Beth,I'll keep it clean! I'm sorry! :(




Beth,If Robin says she is ticklish in most areas should I continue to make out with her or not? ;D




Ummmmm....  ???



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/19/05 at 3:18 am

Hehehehe, tickle her and see if she laughs or hits you  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/19/05 at 2:14 pm


Hehehehe, tickle her and see if she laughs or hits you  ;D ;D


I don't know.. if he touches her, he'll likely explode!  :D  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/19/05 at 3:56 pm


I don't know.. if he touches her, he'll likely explode!  :D  ;D


explode in what way? ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/19/05 at 3:57 pm


Hehehehe, tickle her and see if she laughs or hits you  ;D ;D



she laughs hysterically ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/19/05 at 3:58 pm

define brutal   :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/19/05 at 3:59 pm


define brutal   :D


are you talking to me?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/19/05 at 4:00 pm


are you talking to me?

I must be talking to you, do you see anyone else?  ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/19/05 at 4:01 pm

How would I know when Robin feels comfortable with me on the couch? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/19/05 at 4:01 pm


I must be talking to you, do you see anyone else?  ::)



No but what did you mean by brutal in what way? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/19/05 at 4:29 pm

Yah, when did he say brutal? I didn't see it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/19/05 at 4:31 pm


Yah, when did he say brutal? I didn't see it.



I didn't see it either.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/19/05 at 4:34 pm


How would I know when Robin feels comfortable with me on the couch? ???

when she's nude  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/19/05 at 4:35 pm

I was talking about the threads title, i want to see a bit more brutality   ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/19/05 at 4:38 pm


I was talking about the threads title, i want to see a bit more brutality   ;D



Hmmm. How so?



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/19/05 at 4:39 pm



Hmmm. How so?



~Beth

have you ever de-ticked a dog?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/19/05 at 4:41 pm


I was talking about the threads title, i want to see a bit more brutality   ;D


Uh... okay. I see. Well, here's an angry motorist.

If Robin says she is ticklish in most areas should I continue to make out with her or not?

Howard, if you continue, it's fine. But if she asks you to stop and you don't, she will turn into this man:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/GoddammitJPEG.jpg


Brutal Enough?  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/19/05 at 4:43 pm


Uh... okay. I see. Well, here's an angry motorist.

Howard, if you continue, it's fine. But if she asks you to stop and you don't, she will turn into this man:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/GoddammitJPEG.jpg


Brutal Enough?  ;D

no blood  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/19/05 at 8:33 pm

This is me....bumping a thread.....




BUMP.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/19/05 at 10:24 pm

Bump and Grind



Erin ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/19/05 at 11:30 pm


Bump and Grind



Erin ;D



Heh, yeah...... ???




~Beth  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/20/05 at 5:10 am

Hmm.. if that made sense to me, I'd undoubtedly channel Stacey again......

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/20/05 at 5:11 am

Wouldn't I?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/20/05 at 3:37 pm


when she's nude  ;D



I doubt if that'll happen anytime soon. ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/20/05 at 3:38 pm


Bump and Grind



Erin ;D


bumping uglies. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/20/05 at 4:12 pm


Wouldn't I?




Yes.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/20/05 at 8:51 pm


bumping uglies. ;D


*Breathes deeply, preparing to channel Stacey AND her friends*

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/20/05 at 9:05 pm


*Breathes deeply, preparing to channel Stacey AND her friends*




Stacey comes with a posse now?!




~Beth :o

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/20/05 at 9:47 pm

Aw yeah..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/21/05 at 4:01 pm

Boomp.





~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/22/05 at 2:10 pm

Hi Beth. :) I'm really glad to have Robin in my life.She makes me feel so positive like this afternoon she called me cause she strained her back from work and I felt negative cause I thought I was a total screw-up from the job interview I had at CVS.Both of us were pretty positive with each other.It goes both ways. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/22/05 at 2:13 pm


Hi Beth. :) I'm really glad to have Robin in my life.She makes me feel so positive like this afternoon she called me cause she strained her back from work and I felt negative cause I thought I was a total screw-up from the job interview I had at CVS.Both of us were pretty positive with each other.It goes both ways. :)


Hey, that is really cool, Howard.  8)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/22/05 at 2:26 pm


Hey, that is really cool, Howard.  8)


Hi Bob.It's like when were both feeling down in the dumps we should always pick ourselves up and try again. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/22/05 at 4:23 pm


Hi Bob.It's like when were both feeling down in the dumps we should always pick ourselves up and try again. :)




That's great, Howard.




~Beth :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/23/05 at 6:57 am

If i was to turn it up.. who would Bring the Noise?

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/25604.jpg

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 05/23/05 at 7:30 am

I don't know about bringing the noise, but I reckon your neighbours might be bringing the police!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Paul on 05/23/05 at 7:38 am


If i was to turn it up.. who would Bring the Noise?

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/25604.jpg


I certainly wouldn't...noisy ruffians...!!

I shall now attack you with 'the antidote'...henjoy!!
                V        V        V

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/23/05 at 7:40 am


I certainly wouldn't...noisy ruffians...!!

I shall attack you with 'the antidote'...


AAAARRRGGHHHH!

Quick.. either of you advisor like people.. be honest.. how long do i have left after such a brutal assault?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Paul on 05/23/05 at 7:42 am


AAAARRRGGHHHH!

Quick.. either of you advisor like people.. be honest.. how long do i have left after such a brutal assault?


Hah! There is no known cure for a 'BOM'...!!

We could've saved a lot of agg by dropping several million of 'em on Iraq...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/23/05 at 7:45 am


Hah! There is no known cure for a 'BOM'...!!

We could've saved a lot of agg by dropping several million of 'em on Iraq...


Hehehe

I suggested Pigs with Cameras strapped to there Backs.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/23/05 at 2:13 pm

;D That music fight was awesome..

Advice...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/23/05 at 3:24 pm

I have a feeling this thread is going to slowly start making it's way to page 59.....

It's fizzling.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/23/05 at 3:44 pm


I have a feeling this thread is going to slowly start making it's way to page 59.....

It's fizzling.


Meh, just keep bumping. People will get bored and use it. Like this....

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/23/05 at 4:56 pm

Hi Beth. :) How do boyfriends/girlfriends have emotional bonds and what exactly is one in your opinion?
Could this be where the guy and the girl have deep feelings for each other and expresses them to one another knowing exactly how each other feels?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/23/05 at 7:47 pm


Could this be where the guy and the girl have deep feelings for each other and expresses them to one another knowing exactly how each other feels?


Well, I'm gonna answer this one anyway. I don't think that deep feeling is knowing exactly how the other feels. That not knowing for sure is always gonna be there, unless you're reading their mind.

I think the deep emotional bond is caused by that attraction and connection that couples have.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/23/05 at 7:52 pm


Well, I'm gonna answer this one anyway. I don't think that deep feeling is knowing exactly how the other feels. That not knowing for sure is always gonna be there, unless you're reading their mind.

I think the deep emotional bond is caused by that attraction and connection that couples have.


Crikey... that's the last councelling session i have with you  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/23/05 at 8:05 pm


Crikey... that's the last councelling session i have with you  :D


Wikka-wha?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/24/05 at 1:37 pm

This thread's getting boring...
Thus, I have made the decision to put former president Jimmy Carter in place of me...









Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/24/05 at 4:04 pm

President Carter.

When i told my Humanities teacher that you needed my homework because on the back of it i had written the introduction to your book on Hovercraft technology.. did she believe me?

{I did actually use this excuse folks.. i can't remember if it worked}

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/24/05 at 4:10 pm

Ya know, I'm not dead either..  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/24/05 at 4:10 pm


Ya know, I'm not dead either..  :D


I thought that fart killed you off

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/24/05 at 4:17 pm


Ya know, I'm not dead either..  :D




Well then, it's all about you and J. Carter from now on. (occasionally me...if things get interesting)


~Beth :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 05/24/05 at 4:33 pm


President Carter.

When i told my Humanities teacher that you needed my homework because on the back of it i had written the introduction to your book on Hovercraft technology.. did she believe me?

{I did actually use this excuse folks.. i can't remember if it worked}




Yes!



~Prez Carter

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 4:34 pm




Yes!



~Prez Carter


Former President Carter... I'm a big fan. I love your band! Do you think you'll ever have a special one-off reunion performance?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 05/24/05 at 4:36 pm


Former President Carter... I'm a big fan. I love your band! Do you think you'll ever have a special one-off reunion performance?




No!


~Beth :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 4:39 pm

Former President Carter... I am your biggest fan... I have read all your books. You are one of the greatest bestselling authors of all time. Any chance of having a second go at writing a bestseller?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 05/24/05 at 4:55 pm


Former President Carter... I am your biggest fan... I have read all your books. You are one of the greatest bestselling authors of all time. Any chance of having a second go at writing a bestseller?




Absolutely not!!!  :D


~Former President Jimmy Carter.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/24/05 at 4:57 pm

OHMIGOSH!!!  :D


Former President Jimmy Carter was HERE!!! And I MISSED HIM!!!  :o




~Beth :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 5:04 pm




Absolutely not!!!  :D


~Former President Jimmy Carter.


Former President Jimmy Carter... I am your biggest fan. I watched all your formula 1 grand prix races back in 1998. Any chance of you doing one more lap for old time's sake?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 05/24/05 at 5:06 pm


Former President Jimmy Carter... I am your biggest fan. I watched all your formula 1 grand prix races back in 1998. Any chance of you doing one more lap for old time's sake?



Ummm......












...Probably....












NO!!!  :D





~Former President Jimmy Carter.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 5:08 pm

Former President Carter. I've seen you somewhere before but as to the whereabouts of my seeing you escapes my brain. I cannot remember what upper social position you had in society. Um.... no, it's gone. I can't remember what you did... probs nothing important..

..ps - my mam has all your cook books! She loves them  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/24/05 at 5:10 pm


OHMIGOSH!!!  :D


Former President Jimmy Carter was HERE!!! And I MISSED HIM!!!  :o


Odd, he signed as "~Beth  :D" once...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 05/24/05 at 5:16 pm


Odd, he signed as "~Beth  :D" once...




Errr........








NO!!!  :D



~FPJC

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/24/05 at 5:19 pm

Damnit!! missed eem again.




~Beth >:(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 5:19 pm


Damnit!! missed eem again.




~Beth >:(


Quite a coincidence that  ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/24/05 at 5:49 pm


Quite a coincidence that  ::)


Hmm... wonder what's going on here..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/24/05 at 5:50 pm


Hmm... wonder what's going on here..


Hmmm... indeed. I have finally sussed it out. Former President Jimmy Carter's computer broke down so he had to use Beths. See, I aint stupid

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/24/05 at 5:54 pm


Hmmm... indeed. I have finally sussed it out. Former President Jimmy Carter's computer broke down so he had to use Beths. See, I aint stupid


No, everytime I sign on....Former President Jimmy Carter signs off. An oddity at it's finest!


god, I must be really bored.......



~Beth :-\\

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/24/05 at 6:19 pm


Well, I'm gonna answer this one anyway. I don't think that deep feeling is knowing exactly how the other feels. That not knowing for sure is always gonna be there, unless you're reading their mind.

I think the deep emotional bond is caused by that attraction and connection that couples have.


Thank You Apricot. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/24/05 at 6:20 pm


Thank You Apricot. :)


Shoot, that's what I'm here for.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/24/05 at 6:21 pm

What are some activities that Robin & I can do once the weather gets warmer instead of us being cooped up in the house on Sundays?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/24/05 at 6:26 pm


What are some activities that Robin & I can do once the weather gets warmer instead of us being cooped up in the house on Sundays?


Are you near any sort of park or anything? They have concerts in the summer at those parks sometimes.

Just do whatever you guys want. Ask her, she might ask you, just go with it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/24/05 at 6:42 pm


Are you near any sort of park or anything? They have concerts in the summer at those parks sometimes.

Just do whatever you guys want. Ask her, she might ask you, just go with it.


That's a good idea.When the weather gets warmer,her and I can go to the beach and attend concerts at Jones Beach.Thanks Apricot. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:33 am

Wow... another thread in danger of being lost in the abyss of nothingness for all eternity. I don't really need any advice, but nice thread you've got here!  ;D
Oh, and if you see Former President Beth Carter, tell him me and my family loved the cakes he made and thanx  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 05/25/05 at 1:42 pm

I KNOW not of this "Beth" you speak OF!!!  :D




Former President Jimmy Carter.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 05/25/05 at 1:43 pm


I KNOW not of this "Beth" you speak OF!!!  :D




Former President Jimmy Carter.

I did not have sex with that woman!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Bill-Clinton.jpg

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/25/05 at 5:25 pm

Or...

'No sir, i did not kick the s-h-i-t out of those 2 midgets!'

http://outspoken.typepad.com/outspoken/images/gw.JPG

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/25/05 at 5:37 pm

Hi President Bush! ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/25/05 at 7:02 pm

Wow, Three Presidents In One Day!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/25/05 at 7:06 pm

http://www.pku.edu.cn/life/xuehui/yasp/pic-sheyingdashi/arnold%20newman/President%20Lyndon%20B.%20Johnson.jpg

Yo! Word!

I am Lyndon Baines Johnson, what is up Essa Bato?

I am the Best President ever.... & That Andrew Rock is by far the best man to be Galactic Emporer!

President Carter i'd like to ask you a question.

Why did you sleep with my wife and push me over in the mud, that wasn't funny you know!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 05/28/05 at 10:25 pm


http://www.pku.edu.cn/life/xuehui/yasp/pic-sheyingdashi/arnold%20newman/President%20Lyndon%20B.%20Johnson.jpg

Yo! Word!

I am Lyndon Baines Johnson, what is up Essa Bato?

I am the Best President ever.... & That Andrew Rock is by far the best man to be Galactic Emporer!

President Carter i'd like to ask you a question.

Why did you sleep with my wife and push me over in the mud, that wasn't funny you know!




Errm.....ANYWAY!!



BUMP!!!!!!!!



-Bet....er....Jimmy Carter.... :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/28/05 at 10:40 pm

Hmm.. wow, Jimmy, you seem to be signing as Beth a lot..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/28/05 at 10:42 pm


Hmm.. wow, Jimmy, you seem to be signing as Beth a lot..





NO! It's not true!!......::shifty eyes::




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/28/05 at 10:54 pm

Suuuuure... Does anyone else feel something shifty?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/29/05 at 5:20 am

LBJ Says -

WORD! I can see the haterisation that's going on here and it displeases me holmes.

It's obvious that Bethany is not FPJC! That guy is a Chuck.. and anyway.. I saw him walking his reticulated python the other day.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:43 pm

Robin has been telling me that she's boring but I tell her that she's not,she's very interesting to talk to and I love so much.How do I boost her confidence in a way that'll make her feel good? ??? :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/30/05 at 8:48 pm


Robin has been telling me that she's boring but I tell her that she's not,she's very interesting to talk to and I love so much.How do I boost her confidence in a way that'll make her feel good? ??? :(



Just keep up your genuine interest. Keep taking active part, not TELLING her she's interesting, SHOWING her. If she says she's boring, just say she isn't. She'll stop eventually.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:52 pm



Just keep up your genuine interest. Keep taking active part, not TELLING her she's interesting, SHOWING her. If she says she's boring, just say she isn't. She'll stop eventually.


Thank You.I love spending quality time with my girlfriend. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/30/05 at 8:53 pm



Just keep up your genuine interest. Keep taking active part, not TELLING her she's interesting, SHOWING her. If she says she's boring, just say she isn't. She'll stop eventually.




Pfft. The advice was already given. Very good. I agree.


Howard, maybe she has a low self esteem, just keep on doing what your doing. Build her up and let her know that you love her...



~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:54 pm




Pfft. The advice was already given. Very good. I agree.


Howard, maybe she has a low self esteem, just keep on doing what your doing. Build her up and let her know that you love her...



~Beth



Thanks.What about buying small gifts? Would that boost confidence? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/30/05 at 8:57 pm



Thanks.What about buying small gifts? Would that boost confidence? ???




Gifts are nice, but you spending time with her and good conversation, beats a store bought gift anyday...




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:58 pm




Gifts are nice, but you spending time with her and good conversation, beats a store bought gift anyday...




~Beth



Oh Ok.So I guess material things aren't as much. ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/30/05 at 9:02 pm



Oh Ok.So I guess material things aren't as much. ???





Material things never add up to spending time together, but they are still nice.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 9:03 pm





Material things never add up to spending time together, but they are still nice.




~Beth



Oh Ok.Thanks :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/07/05 at 6:25 pm

*BUMP*, fool!!!




~Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 06/07/05 at 6:27 pm

BURP... whoops i meant BUPM... BUMP  ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 07/05/05 at 7:06 pm

How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 07/05/05 at 7:39 pm


How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


It's as important as you make it. I have a friend who said he felt a LOT better after he stopped trying to get laid all the time {he's in his 20s}... I wouldn't worry about it, it'll happen.. and the more you rush, the more annoyed your partner's gonna be.. I can't predict an exact time, and the more you try to, the more you'll be disappointed when it doesn't happen.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/05/05 at 7:44 pm

What ^ said.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/05/05 at 7:59 pm

Right.

I was sitting in the basement in my shorts and t-shirt.. and (believe it or not) was a bit chilly.. so i put on my gown... now i'm too hot. If your both so smart, and useing simple math, together even smarter, what is the ideal piece of clothing for the in between comfortableness?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 07/06/05 at 1:17 am


How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


When I lost mine in my early 20s, Howard, I wondered what all the big deal was . . . That's got to be a bad sign in a relationship.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Paul on 07/06/05 at 9:19 am


How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


Whether you hold it great importance is neither here or there...

The crucial part is ensuring you and your partner are ready...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 9:24 am


The crucial part is ensuring you and your partner are ready...


Exactly.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 07/06/05 at 11:17 am


Right.

I was sitting in the basement in my shorts and t-shirt.. and (believe it or not) was a bit chilly.. so i put on my gown... now i'm too hot. If your both so smart, and useing simple math, together even smarter, what is the ideal piece of clothing for the in between comfortableness?


Did you have socks on?  sometimes I find that wearing socks makes the difference.

Otherwise what about a long sleeved top made of similar material to a t-shirt.  Having longer sleeves would increase the insulation value of the clothing but not as much as wearing a thicker garment would

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 6:19 pm


When I lost mine in my early 20s, Howard, I wondered what all the big deal was . . . That's got to be a bad sign in a relationship.  :-\\



It's just for me waiting for the right time for my parents to leave the house for vacation or to go out with friends or family.
I should have women over.I'm old enough to do so.I just don't know why I feel like a little kid sometimes. :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: annamommynous on 07/07/05 at 9:17 pm


How important is it in someone's life to finally lose their virginity? For me,I've been waiting about 30 years to finally lose it.Could it happen this year or before the year is up? ???


I think you've waited too long. I recommend that one loses his virginity before turning 21. Sex is great, but it takes practice to get good at it. And if you wait too long the whole concept of sex can get blown out of proportion. I think you're setting yourself up to be disappointed. Do it soon, do it often and do it safely.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: annamommynous on 07/07/05 at 9:19 pm

Also, word to Howard. "Get a room!" No, really - get a hotel room.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/07/05 at 9:23 pm


I think you've waited too long. I recommend that one loses his virginity before turning 21. Sex is great, but it takes practice to get good at it. And if you wait too long the whole concept of sex can get blown out of proportion. I think you're setting yourself up to be disappointed. Do it soon, do it often and do it safely.



way to make him feel like a total loser...man!  I mean, maybe Howard didn't have the opportunity or experience to have a sexual encounter when he was younger...OR, maybe he felt that he was too young to do it when he was under 21.  I think that is crazy to say that if you don't have sex before you are 21, that it's too late. There are a LOT of people who haven't had it before then...and they have PLENTY of practice the rest of their lives.  What? Do you suppose that middle aged people don't enjoy it...just because they are older?  Who says that ALL of them did it before they were 21? I'm sorry...but I don't think that is the best advice to have thrown at Howard, not to mention, the younger members on the board...everybody needs to judge the "right" time for themselves.


Erin

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: annamommynous on 07/07/05 at 9:48 pm

Dear Howard (and Erin),

I didn't intend to make you feel like a total loser. What I meant to express was that I hope that it happens for you soon. And I hope that it is as wonderful an experience as you have dreamed that it will be. I was crass in my post and I should've thought the issue out. And then not posted a all. I apologize sincerely.

If I may explain...

My experience has been the total opposite of yours. I lost my virginity early. And it took a while before I actually enjoyed it and got better at it. There could be one argument for waiting - granted. I didn't start having good sex until I was 25 and I didn't have great sex until I was 29 and I was in a long-term, serious relationship. Another argument for waiting.

And let me back track. I said that I thought you had waited too long. I didn't mean that you've waited too long and now you're too old and the opportunity has passed. You are a young attractive man and you will soon have the opportunity. What I wanted to communicate (and failed at miserably) was that since you haven't had sex, it takes up a big space in your head. Instead of being a natural and enjoyable part of your life, I am afraid that it's taken on a mythical sort of proportion. That's what I meant to say.

And I am still wrong. Erin replied that everyone has to judge the right time for themselves - when it feels right and with the right person. And that is absolutely true.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/07/05 at 9:51 pm

I really appreciate your newest post! I think it cleared things up and will make Howard feel better.  I'm sorry if I sounded harsh or that I was yelling at you or something...my intentions were not that at all....I just didn't want Howard to get the wrong impression....however, it was cleared up very nicely.


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: annamommynous on 07/07/05 at 9:54 pm


I really appreciate your newest post! I think it cleared things up and will make Howard feel better.  I'm sorry if I sounded harsh or that I was yelling at you or something...my intentions were not that at all....I just didn't want Howard to get the wrong impression....however, it was cleared up very nicely.


Erin :)


Thanks for being understanding. And you know, when my daughter is old enough to chat online - I'd appreciate it if you were on the same board as her to challenge opinionated folks like myself into thinking about both sides of an issue.

Rachel

And I meant to add a relieved smiley face and a "Thank You!"

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/08/05 at 3:29 am

I'm pretty late joining this thread, but I'm bored so I'm playing long overdue catch-up now! :)

When I read the latest bit about having to "lose it" before 21, I realized I was 2 years past the expiration date, hehe. :D To be honest though, I don't mind - most guys probably wouldn't share that sentiment, though!

(Before anyone else asks, yes I think I'm at least a somewhat normal heterosexual male!!)

To make a long story short, I guess I'm too much of a "nice guy" in all aspects to ever have really tried (not implying that the guys who do pursue it aren't nice though!!). I guess it's just not the nature of the more "innocent" me. ;)

So, don't worry Howard, you're not the only one--just thought I'd share that to make ya feel better, man! :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 07/08/05 at 3:40 am


It's just for me waiting for the right time for my parents to leave the house for vacation or to go out with friends or family.
I should have women over.I'm old enough to do so.I just don't know why I feel like a little kid sometimes. :(


You are living with your parents, aren't you? I suppose the lack of freedom you have is going to make you feel like a kid because you must respect your parents wishes as well as your own. I suggest going somewhere independently of each other's parents is a good idea - yes, get a hotel room.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/08/05 at 8:30 am


You are living with your parents, aren't you? I suppose the lack of freedom you have is going to make you feel like a kid because you must respect your parents wishes as well as your own. I suggest going somewhere independently of each other's parents is a good idea - yes, get a hotel room. ;) ;D


I agree with this statement.

Again I live with my parents too (in my case it's partly 'cause the Bay Area is--I kid you not--one of the most expensive places in the country!) which is one reason I don't think I've really felt much of a change in my overall life since 1997.

(Kinda like pop culture. ;D )

I think people feel the "jump" to adulthood much more when they do things like get a "real" job and move out, etc.

I felt the leap from child to teenager MUCH more than I have teen to early 20-something for the same reason, so it's all good.

Now the women situation I wouldn't know as much about, so I'd take Bobby's advice over mine. ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 3:47 pm



way to make him feel like a total loser...man!  I mean, maybe Howard didn't have the opportunity or experience to have a sexual encounter when he was younger...OR, maybe he felt that he was too young to do it when he was under 21.  I think that is crazy to say that if you don't have sex before you are 21, that it's too late. There are a LOT of people who haven't had it before then...and they have PLENTY of practice the rest of their lives.  What? Do you suppose that middle aged people don't enjoy it...just because they are older?  Who says that ALL of them did it before they were 21? I'm sorry...but I don't think that is the best advice to have thrown at Howard, not to mention, the younger members on the board...everybody needs to judge the "right" time for themselves.


Erin



Thank You Erin.People tell me to go buy a hooker/prostitute but I can't afford nothing like that and plus they overcharge you.I never experienced any sexual encounter when I was a kid or even had a girlfriend at the time but in 1997,I experienced my first girlfriend and she lasted almost 5 years but now I feel that Robin who've I've been going out for 10 months is right for me since we both are virgins and I hope she's ready just as ready as I am.First,I have to set my priorities straight.Get a Job first then think about sex/foreplay all I want.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 3:49 pm


You are living with your parents, aren't you? I suppose the lack of freedom you have is going to make you feel like a kid because you must respect your parents wishes as well as your own. I suggest going somewhere independently of each other's parents is a good idea - yes, get a hotel room.  ;) ;D


I can't even afford a hotel either.I'm sorry. :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:09 pm

How do you deal with a girl who has some insecurities? Robin keeps telling me that her parents think she's fat/overweight but I keep telling her to not let your parents put you down cause It's not right.I think she's eye candy to me and very beautiful.I don't care what she looks like underneath her clothes.She's beautiful in my eyes. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/05/05 at 3:17 pm


How do you deal with a girl who has some insecurities? Robin keeps telling me that her parents think she's fat/overweight but I keep telling her to not let your parents put you down cause It's not right.I think she's eye candy to me and very beautiful.I don't care what she looks like underneath her clothes.She's beautiful in my eyes. :)




I think you're doing everything you can. Just keep building her up and doing what you're doing. I think a lot of girls deal with this--it's normal, for the most part. What her parents are telling her is definitely not right, though.


You're doing good, Howard.


Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:21 pm




I think you're doing everything you can. Just keep building her up and doing what you're doing. I think a lot of girls deal with this--it's normal, for the most part. What her parents are telling her is definitely not right, though.


You're doing good, Howard.


Beth



Thanks Beth.She's beautiful whatever she looks like and she keeps telling me that you're not going to like the way I look naked cause I have so many bumps and bruises on my body and I say who cares and why should I care? I love her any way she looks like. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/05/05 at 3:27 pm



Thanks Beth.She's beautiful whatever she looks like and she keeps telling me that you're not going to like the way I look naked cause I have so many bumps and bruises on my body and I say who cares and why should I care? I love her any way she looks like. :)




Well, I think what you're doing is great. Just keep building her up. Eventually she'll feel more comfortable.


Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:31 pm




Well, I think what you're doing is great. Just keep building her up. Eventually she'll feel more comfortable.


Beth



She'll feel comfortable with me around.I'll just keep building up her confidence.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/05/05 at 3:58 pm



She'll feel comfortable with me around.I'll just keep building up her confidence.



hey Howard...I think Robin is very attractive, don't worry about what her parents say...she's not fat!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 4:00 pm



hey Howard...I think Robin is very attractive, don't worry about what her parents say...she's not fat!



Erin :)


Thanks.I wish you could be her Mother. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: jiminy on 08/05/05 at 4:44 pm



Thanks Beth.She's beautiful whatever she looks like and she keeps telling me that you're not going to like the way I look naked cause I have so many bumps and bruises on my body and I say who cares and why should I care? I love her any way she looks like. :)

bumps and bruises won't bother you... you're a wrestling fan ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/05/05 at 11:49 pm

Mommy!!!

Jeffrey killed my kitty cat!!!

What should i do?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/06/05 at 12:57 am


Thanks.I wish you could be her Mother. :)




well...i don't think I would be old enough to actually be her mother....but sure, why not?




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/06/05 at 1:21 am


Mommy!!!

Jeffrey killed my kitty cat!!!

What should i do?




*Hands you a broom* You know what you gotta do.



Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/06/05 at 11:09 am


*Hands you a broom* You know what you gotta do.


MOMMY!! You made me laugh so hard i drooled down my shirt.. I NEED A NEW ONE!!

Mommy, i want a new doggy, what kind should i get?

(Say.. Rocky the Rottweiller)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/06/05 at 7:30 pm


MOMMY!! You made me laugh so hard i drooled down my shirt.. I NEED A NEW ONE!!

Mommy, i want a new doggy, what kind should i get?

(Say.. Rocky the Rottweiller)




A Cat.


Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 7:46 pm

Beth I need your brutally honest advice on something highly important...

What colour do you think the border of my avatar should be?..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/06/05 at 7:52 pm


Beth I need your brutally honest advice on something highly important...

What colour do you think the border of my avatar should be?..



Wow. This is a tough one. My opinion on this kind of subject, could drastically change the cycle of....well... a lot of things.

*inhales*


...I think black would look nice.


*Exhales*


I'm sorry if my decision shames you. *hangs head*


Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 7:54 pm



Wow. This is a tough one. My opinion on this kind of subject, could drastically change the cycle of....well... a lot of things.

*inhales*


...I think black would look nice.


*Exhales*


I'm sorry if my decision shames you. *hangs head*


Beth




thank





you





Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/06/05 at 7:59 pm




thank





you










Wooo...bracket and asterisk convo!!


*Looks down at what seems like a very dead DAK*


*Kicks you a few good times*


*quickly fleas the country*



Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 8:04 pm

...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 08/07/05 at 6:12 pm

How do you feel about a girl who has sexual anxieties or who is not ready to get naked yet? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/07/05 at 7:16 pm


How do you feel about a girl who has sexual anxieties or who is not ready to get naked yet? ???




Um. Be patient and respect that...?



Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:47 pm




Um. Be patient and respect that...?



Beth



Yes,I will and thanks Beth. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/05 at 10:27 pm

Hey, I love bringing back new threads!

Girl, this one is so great! I really need your advice... People think I'm gay, what should I do?  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/20/05 at 10:38 pm


Hey, I love bringing back new threads!

Girl, this one is so great! I really need your advice... People think I'm gay, what should I do?  :D




ya, I know I am not Beth, but I am her sister...so that should count...also, I am obsessed with gay people....so GO FOR IT!!! ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/20/05 at 10:39 pm


Hey, I love bringing back new threads!

Girl, this one is so great! I really need your advice... People think I'm gay, what should I do?  :D




Well, are you?  ???



Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/20/05 at 10:39 pm


Hey, I love bringing back new threads!

Girl, this one is so great! I really need your advice... People think I'm gay, what should I do?  :D


Roll with it.

Nothing wrong with being Gay mah boy.

Like me for instance.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/05 at 10:44 pm




Well, are you?  ???



Beth


no... that was a semi-sarcastic post...

People do think that, but I don't really care... in fact it's sometimes funny to make them think so by saying they're hot

But I'm not... you know, in case you thought so...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 09/21/05 at 5:06 pm

I feel kind of depressed that there hasn't been any good news lately to tell Robin and My Mother.I'm just stuck in the same day old routine and when I do get a job,I'm hoping that there will be some good news.How can I tell Robin this before she winds up getting depressed with me? :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 7:24 am

I have a question.What do you do if a girl is not that sentimental and I can't even remember what day when Robin and I first met on our first date,though I think it was in October or November of 2004 I'm not so sure.Do you think I should celebrate it anyway? I was saying to her since both of us can't even remember and I looked at my notes,Let's just say that October it's been 1 year and we finally reached that goal of relationship bliss. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 10/04/05 at 7:45 am


I have a question.What do you do if a girl is not that sentimental and I can't even remember what day when Robin and I first met on our first date,though I think it was in October or November of 2004 I'm not so sure.Do you think I should celebrate it anyway? I was saying to her since both of us can't even remember and I looked at my notes,Let's just say that October it's been 1 year and we finally reached that goal of relationship bliss. :)


Here you go Howard.  This is when you and Robin first dated.


finally got to meet my friend Robin Brody who has Aspergers Syndrome. :)



Howard

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 8:30 am


Here you go Howard.  This is when you and Robin first dated.





Oh crap,How did you do that? Wow,thank You Karen.Now,I remember. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 10/04/05 at 9:16 am




Oh crap,How did you do that? Wow,thank You Karen.Now,I remember. :)


By going to your profile and then clicking on "show last posts of this person".  I then skipped through them till I got to mid September last year and then scanned them looking for that post.  A week or so before that you were supposed to have met up but Robin couldn't make it for some reason.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 2:22 pm


People think I'm gay, what should I do?  :D


OOOH!! OOHH!!! I get this all the time, actually.. you know what to do? Either just wait until you get into a relationship, and disprove it.. or, the fun choice: Act REALLY gay, to freak them out. Although you might wanna secure some kind of girl before this... a stunt like this, even just to freak people out.. it can probably do some damage to any future chances..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 10/04/05 at 2:26 pm

Bi and gay men apparently think I'm gay! The only type of girls that show interest in me are 15-17 years of age(I'm in my 20s)! Why?, that's what I want to know!

:D :D :D :D

Also, everyone I knew in high school has no problem recognizing me(but I don't remember them clearly).

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 3:17 pm


Bi and gay men apparently think I'm gay! The only type of girls that show interest in me are 15-17 years of age(I'm in my 20s)! Why?, that's what I want to know!


I'm 15. I've only ever been approached by two people in my grade.. the rest are either 17-18 or 13.. aye.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 10/04/05 at 3:57 pm


I'm 15. I've only ever been approached by two people in my grade.. the rest are either 17-18 or 13.. aye.


I think I might know the reason why girls 15-17 have approached me. I look younger than what I am(remember I'm in my late 20s). I still don't understand homosexual guys approaching me(I don't act like I'm gay and I don't show any interest in men). I know there is a stereotype of how homosexuals are suppose to act and I know it's not really like that for the majority of them(I think).

This year I've had two guys approach me. The first time I was doing my laundry at the laundromat, this one guy was waiting for a phone call and started talking to me. He told me he just got out of prison for forgery. He asked me if I lived alone, I just told him I was single(it was none of his business wether or not I lived alone). After I put my laundry in the dryer, he told me he was interested in me(my eyes got big and I thought "uh-oh"), he was a bisexual guy. I told him that I'm heterosexual, even though I hadn't explored relationships. He then asked me "Well, how do you know what you like?".

When he asked me that, I just told him that women turned me on(I should have been way more descriptive with my answer, I was well aware of my sexual orientation when I was 15). I find it funny that he asked that, because I heard homosexuals have said that they are born being attracted to the same sex(I'm not sure if it is the same way for bisexuals). With that kind of logic, wouldn't it be the same way with heterosexuals, to be born attracted to the opposite sex? Or do bi/homosexuals think that rule only applies to them(and the theory that heterosexuals can change their orientation)?

Oh, well... it was my fault for saying I'm single.

Anyway....

The second time, I don't know if the guy was gay or not. I was walking to the laundromat and this guy said "hi" and I said "hey" as I walked by, then he started following me and asked me if I would let him walk with me(I didn't answer him). I started walking faster to get into the laundromat. A few seconds after I went in the place, the guy stopped outside and looked in for a second, he looked alittle disapointed. I didn't let that scenario go any further. Was he gay or just a mild version of a unusual stalker(who asks his victims if he can follow them)?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/05 at 3:57 pm


OOOH!! OOHH!!! I get this all the time, actually.. you know what to do? Either just wait until you get into a relationship, and disprove it.. or, the fun choice: Act REALLY gay, to freak them out. Although you might wanna secure some kind of girl before this... a stunt like this, even just to freak people out.. it can probably do some damage to any future chances..


I tried the latter one...

Well, I must wait until I'm allowed to date

Hey, that rhymed!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 4:02 pm


I tried the latter one...

Well, I must wait until I'm allowed to date

Hey, that rhymed!


Oh, you can't date? Well, what is "dating" defined as? Is this specifically having a girlfriend with which you display physical affection, or what? And there's a thought.. if people say you're gay, just say you aren't allowed to date yet, which explains why you don't have da ladies.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/05 at 4:48 pm


Oh, you can't date? Well, what is "dating" defined as? Is this specifically having a girlfriend with which you display physical affection, or what? And there's a thought.. if people say you're gay, just say you aren't allowed to date yet, which explains why you don't have da ladies.



Well... Actually, i haven't been over this with my mom since I was in middle school.

And she thought it was dumb to have a boyfriend or girlfriend in middle school.
I guess if she changed her mind, she wouldn't just go to me and tell me I was allowed to.

And the main reason people think I'm gay is mostly my fault.  :P

I used to say that this old guy on a bill nye video was hot, so... naturally they all took it seriously and don't believe me when I say I was only kidding.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/04/05 at 8:05 pm




I used to say that this old guy on a bill nye video was hot, so... naturally they all took it seriously and don't believe me when I say I was only kidding.


;D ;D ;D I say things like that all the time, and no one takes me seriously. Man...your friends need to lighten up a bit.



Beth

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/05 at 11:31 pm


;D ;D ;D I say things like that all the time, and no one takes me seriously. Man...your friends need to lighten up a bit.



Beth


yeah I know... grrr

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/05/05 at 6:35 pm


By going to your profile and then clicking on "show last posts of this person".  I then skipped through them till I got to mid September last year and then scanned them looking for that post.  A week or so before that you were supposed to have met up but Robin couldn't make it for some reason.




Thanks Karen.Now I can be able to tell Robin that I will take her out on Sunday even though October 10th is on a Monday and she'll be suprised to hear that.I don't where I'm going to take her yet,It's up in the air. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 8:05 pm


I used to say that this old guy on a bill nye video was hot, so... naturally they all took it seriously and don't believe me when I say I was only kidding.


Ugh, it's the same way when I say something sarcastic!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 8:54 pm


Ugh, it's the same way when I say something sarcastic!


yeah, but only this time, about 20 people took this to heart... I will admit that there were a few more occasions like this.

Being thought I'm gay doesn't bug me that much, but it's the fact that they don't believe me that bugs me!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 8:57 pm


yeah, but only this time, about 20 people took this to heart... I will admit that there were a few more occasions like this.

Being thought I'm gay doesn't bug me that much, but it's the fact that they don't believe me that bugs me!


You know, this whole thing reminds me a lot of my signature, after the HHG2G quote...  ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 9:01 pm


You know, this whole thing reminds me a lot of my signature, after the HHG2G quote...   ::)



yeah, that's a good example

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/05/05 at 9:02 pm



yeah, that's a good example




'tis

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 2:29 pm


yeah, but only this time, about 20 people took this to heart... I will admit that there were a few more occasions like this.

Being thought I'm gay doesn't bug me that much, but it's the fact that they don't believe me that bugs me!


There's a Momus song about this... shoot, there's a Momus song for EVERY occasion!

"Everyone thinks I'm gay."
"There's a Momus song for that."

"Oh crap, I got her pregnant!"
"There's a Momus song for that."

"I just found out my grandpa is dead, my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend, my sister was defiled by a weirdo, and I have chlamydia!"
"There's a Momus song for that."

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:12 pm

How can I make Robin sentimental even though she's not? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: FaultyDog on 10/06/05 at 4:43 pm


How can I make Robin sentimental even though she's not? ???


Errmm...you can't, I'm afraid.  :-\\  In general, you can't change people. Sorry to disappoint you. :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:45 pm


Errmm...you can't, I'm afraid.  :-\\  In general, you can't change people. Sorry to disappoint you. :(



I guess It'll take some time before she does FD.Thanks. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/11/05 at 5:48 pm

Robin thinks that J-O-B should come before S-E-X and I agree with her.Maybe I've been thinking about it way too much and I should put finding a job my first priority.What do you think about this? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 10/11/05 at 5:49 pm


Robin thinks that J-O-B should come before S-E-X and I agree with her.Maybe I've been thinking about it way too much and I should put finding a job my first priority.What do you think about this? ???


I think you both should come to some sort of compromise. That is what relationships are about - effort from both parties involved. You both should be thinking about each other, not just for your own means.  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/11/05 at 7:10 pm


I think you both should come to some sort of compromise. That is what relationships are about - effort from both parties involved. You both should be thinking about each other, not just for your own means.  :)


We should have a talk on this- Her and I.Thanks Bob :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 6:42 am

I have a question for Beth:

Could a girl lactate if she's not pregnant cause my girlfriend said that you have to be pregnant in order to produce milk,Is that true? If not,How long would it take? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 10/18/05 at 6:46 am


I have a question for Beth:

Could a girl lactate if she's not pregnant cause my girlfriend said that you have to be pregnant in order to produce milk,Is that true? If not,How long would it take? ???


your girlfriend's right Howard.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/18/05 at 9:42 am


I have a question for Beth:

Could a girl lactate if she's not pregnant cause my girlfriend said that you have to be pregnant in order to produce milk,Is that true? If not,How long would it take? ???


...

Beth or Andrew. What should i have for breakfast now Howard has put me off my cereal?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/18/05 at 11:35 am


I have a question for Beth:

Could a girl lactate if she's not pregnant cause my girlfriend said that you have to be pregnant in order to produce milk,Is that true? If not,How long would it take? ???



why are you asking this Howard? Are you just curious or are you worried?




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/18/05 at 11:36 am


why are you asking this Howard? Are you just curious or are you worried?


Maybe he wants to save some money.

;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 10/18/05 at 11:37 am



why are you asking this Howard? Are you just curious or are you worried?




Erin :)


I think he was thinking about this a while ago on that thread about were you breastfeed.  Something to do with Robin feeding him or something like that

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/18/05 at 11:40 am


I think he was thinking about this a while ago on that thread about were you breastfeed.  Something to do with Robin feeding him or something like that



;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/18/05 at 11:40 am


I think he was thinking about this a while ago on that thread about were you breastfeed.  Something to do with Robin feeding him or something like that


That's what i meant.

Figure, if he can get enough for his cereal every morning.. he'll save $5 a week.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 10/18/05 at 11:42 am

I know one or two men who have admitted to trying the milk when their wife was breast feeding.  They say it tastes awful

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/18/05 at 11:52 am


I know one or two men who have admitted to trying the milk when their wife was breast feeding.  They say it tastes awful



ya, some people are actually turned on by that kinda stuff! :o




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/18/05 at 12:34 pm


I think he was thinking about this a while ago on that thread about were you breastfeed.  Something to do with Robin feeding him or something like that


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Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/18/05 at 12:44 pm


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*Passes out*


I'm right with ya on that one.  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 4:59 pm



why are you asking this Howard? Are you just curious or are you worried?




Erin :)



I was asking Robin Sunday night and I thought it was possible for a girl to lactate if she's not pregnant but how long would it take? I thought maybe one of the women on here would know. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 8:52 am

Does anyone think that relationships need deadlines? Robin's parents are yelling at her again saying that if he doesn't get any part time/full time job by January the latest then she might as well go find other guys to look for.Her parents are very impatient people but I think in my opinion they're very stubborn.I've known them 8 months compared to 30 years that I've been living with my parents so Robin's parents can't make any judgements about me.Who the hell do they think they are?They also think I'm selfish,stupid and plus they don't like me.This relationship might as well end soon.Both of them are driving me up the wall.I want a long lasting relationship and look at the crap that I have to deal with!  >:(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 10:50 am

Alright Beth, here's a question for ya...

Who's Isaac?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 10/25/05 at 11:02 am


Alright Beth, here's a question for ya...

Who's Isaac?


It's Apricot though I forget why he was called Isaac for a while.  I think he was kidding on that it was his real name.  You need to read about the 6th or 7th page here

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 11:55 am


It's Apricot though I forget why he was called Isaac for a while.  I think he was kidding on that it was his real name.  You need to read about the 6th or 7th page here



Yep. What she said.  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 10/25/05 at 12:40 pm

here's a good one -- (alas i have to reveal my actual gender; what a, er, drag!) -- i live in a house with several housemates and they tend to have friends over every monday for games and dinner and such, and this one woman friend of the house used to stay late and complain about her boyfriend all the time, how he couldn't commit to her and stuff? she used to sit up with this other guy at the house and they would talk all the time about how frustrated she was that she couldn't get this first guy, her boyfriend, to like her more, even though they'd been in a relationship for a year...

okay. so one thing leads to another and then the next thing you know, she and *I* become this thing, right? only she's still dating this other guy. but it got to be, she'd come over on mondays for dinner/games etc. and she'd spend the night with me. and it would be funny because a couple days later she'd come by with this other guy and they'd be sitting on the exact same part of the couch that we'd been sitting on like 48 hours before, dinnering and gaming! all rather unseemly.

but she would still grouse occasionally, in the afterglow, about how this guy was all noncommital about the relationship. right? so finally, she breaks up with him and decides to start going out with me. so then, IMMEDIATELY, other guy goes, oh, well, NOW i care and want to be with you! meaning her. and she's like, oh, well, maybe i should get back with him. and my point of view was, well, of COURSE he wants to get back with you, you broke up with him and got with someone else! this, i think, made her feel chastened, and she says, okay, let's try and stay together for three months. but she doesn't even make it a month, says, oh, well, i'm just too into this other guy to be with anyone right now. so she breaks up with me. then a week later she's back together with this other guy, or they're hanging out or whatever. this makes me mad, i say, look, it looks to me like you used me to make this other guy jealous. so i'd rather not see you at all anymore, not as a friend or anything.

so... fast forward a few months. now she wants to come by the house again because an old friend of hers has developed some health problems and it's made her want to see all her other friends too. so i'm like, fine, i guess it's okay if you come by and catch up with me, the other people in the house... even though i find being around her kinda painful, because of all this sordid past stuff. but she isn't coming by because i said i GUESS it's okay and it appears she wants me to invite her over in a more friendly fashion or such, so she can think there are no hard feelings.

so the question: should i tell her, yes, come by? i'm DYING to have you come by, that would be WONDERFUL? or tell her to buzz off? or ignore her? who's in the right? who's in the wrong? or is the whole thing just too sordid to even discuss?

well, i think i managed not to reveal my gender, just my preference. hmm...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 10/25/05 at 2:45 pm


It's Apricot though I forget why he was called Isaac for a while.  I think he was kidding on that it was his real name.  You need to read about the 6th or 7th page here


I was getting sick of being called "Snyder" or "Synder" at school, so I adopted a new alias.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 4:03 pm


I was getting sick of being called "Snyder" or "Synder" at school, so I adopted a new alias.


How is "Synder" pronounced anyway.  Snyder sounds cool.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 4:53 pm


Alright Beth, here's a question for ya...

Who's Isaac?


Wasn't that Beth's boyfriend?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 5:02 pm


Wasn't that Beth's boyfriend?



No, Issac is Andrew (Apricot). Justin (Frozenfire, Not Apricot, Djork, uh..sword thing, Manly Man ::)) Is my boyfriend.










Confused?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/25/05 at 5:35 pm



No, Issac is Andrew (Apricot). Justin (Frozenfire, Not Apricot, Djork, uh..sword thing, Manly Man ::)) Is my boyfriend.










Confused?


don't forget lurky mcduzzentpost and that really long one

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/25/05 at 5:36 pm


here's a good one -- (alas i have to reveal my actual gender; what a, er, drag!) -- i live in a house with several housemates and they tend to have friends over every monday for games and dinner and such, and this one woman friend of the house used to stay late and complain about her boyfriend all the time, how he couldn't commit to her and stuff? she used to sit up with this other guy at the house and they would talk all the time about how frustrated she was that she couldn't get this first guy, her boyfriend, to like her more, even though they'd been in a relationship for a year...

okay. so one thing leads to another and then the next thing you know, she and *I* become this thing, right? only she's still dating this other guy. but it got to be, she'd come over on mondays for dinner/games etc. and she'd spend the night with me. and it would be funny because a couple days later she'd come by with this other guy and they'd be sitting on the exact same part of the couch that we'd been sitting on like 48 hours before, dinnering and gaming! all rather unseemly.

but she would still grouse occasionally, in the afterglow, about how this guy was all noncommital about the relationship. right? so finally, she breaks up with him and decides to start going out with me. so then, IMMEDIATELY, other guy goes, oh, well, NOW i care and want to be with you! meaning her. and she's like, oh, well, maybe i should get back with him. and my point of view was, well, of COURSE he wants to get back with you, you broke up with him and got with someone else! this, i think, made her feel chastened, and she says, okay, let's try and stay together for three months. but she doesn't even make it a month, says, oh, well, i'm just too into this other guy to be with anyone right now. so she breaks up with me. then a week later she's back together with this other guy, or they're hanging out or whatever. this makes me mad, i say, look, it looks to me like you used me to make this other guy jealous. so i'd rather not see you at all anymore, not as a friend or anything.

so... fast forward a few months. now she wants to come by the house again because an old friend of hers has developed some health problems and it's made her want to see all her other friends too. so i'm like, fine, i guess it's okay if you come by and catch up with me, the other people in the house... even though i find being around her kinda painful, because of all this sordid past stuff. but she isn't coming by because i said i GUESS it's okay and it appears she wants me to invite her over in a more friendly fashion or such, so she can think there are no hard feelings.

so the question: should i tell her, yes, come by? i'm DYING to have you come by, that would be WONDERFUL? or tell her to buzz off? or ignore her? who's in the right? who's in the wrong? or is the whole thing just too sordid to even discuss?

well, i think i managed not to reveal my gender, just my preference. hmm...



This isn't my advice column, and I know nothing about dating, but I just say that it depends on how you feel. If you can forgive her and let it go, invite her over. If you REALLY don't want to see her, than it's up to you. don't worry about making her feel bad, just say no.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 6:12 pm



No, Issac is Andrew (Apricot). Justin (Frozenfire, Not Apricot, Djork, uh..sword thing, Manly Man ::)) Is my boyfriend.










Confused?



Just a little bit

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/25/05 at 6:19 pm



Just a little bit



Andrew(apricot) is the same person as isaac.
It's his nickname.


Beth's boyfriend is Justin... Who's name is Manly Man on inthe00s

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 6:21 pm



Andrew(apricot) is the same person as isaac.
It's his nickname.


Beth's boyfriend is Justin... Who's name is Manly Man on inthe00s


So he had many names?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 6:24 pm


So he had many names?


(to the tune of "Father Abraham")

Justin Macak has so many names
And Justin Macak has so many names
Frozenfire is just one of them
Don't get yourself confused

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/25/05 at 6:25 pm


So he had many names?



both of them did

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: karen on 10/26/05 at 5:39 am




so... fast forward a few months. now she wants to come by the house again because an old friend of hers has developed some health problems and it's made her want to see all her other friends too. so i'm like, fine, i guess it's okay if you come by and catch up with me, the other people in the house... even though i find being around her kinda painful, because of all this sordid past stuff. but she isn't coming by because i said i GUESS it's okay and it appears she wants me to invite her over in a more friendly fashion or such, so she can think there are no hard feelings.

so the question: should i tell her, yes, come by? i'm DYING to have you come by, that would be WONDERFUL? or tell her to buzz off? or ignore her? who's in the right? who's in the wrong? or is the whole thing just too sordid to even discuss?



So you think she wants to come around to see you so that she can feel better about the way she treated you?  Whether you invite her around depends upon how you feel about her I suppose.  She treated you and her boyfriend pretty badly.  And I think it's o.k. for you to say that to her if that's the way you feel.  ALong the lines of "Actually I don't really feel happy with you coming around any more.  You messed me about in the past and it left me feeling quite hurt and I still haven't got over that."

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 10/26/05 at 9:37 am


So you think she wants to come around to see you so that she can feel better about the way she treated you?  Whether you invite her around depends upon how you feel about her I suppose.  She treated you and her boyfriend pretty badly.  And I think it's o.k. for you to say that to her if that's the way you feel.  ALong the lines of "Actually I don't really feel happy with you coming around any more.  You messed me about in the past and it left me feeling quite hurt and I still haven't got over that."


thanks karen. yeah, i'm not really that hurt about it anymore but still i don't want to be reminded of it all the time. and at the same time i DO feel bad separating her from her friends (although i'm not, technically, i told her it was okay to come by, i just wasnt very enthusiastic) and i also participated in this whole thing by getting with someone who was in a relationship. it's not like i couldn't see it was messed up.

oh, well. live and learn.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/14/05 at 4:32 pm

What do you think about my girlfriend Robin wearing a chastity belt? She told me that she's not ready for sexual intercourse but we'll just fool around in the meantime.We'll just stick to foreplay for the moment until she's up for the challenge for the real thing.What do you guys think about this? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/15/05 at 12:08 pm

Yes.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 12/15/05 at 1:15 pm

What do you think of my personality? ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: YWN on 12/15/05 at 1:55 pm


What do you think about my girlfriend Robin wearing a chastity belt? She told me that she's not ready for sexual intercourse but we'll just fool around in the meantime.We'll just stick to foreplay for the moment until she's up for the challenge for the real thing.What do you guys think about this? ???


Don't you see, Howard?  She's just playing hard to get.  She wants you.  She doesn't actually expect you to get her the chastity belt; she wants you to ravish her.  I suggest locking her up until her lewd fantasies subside. 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/15/05 at 2:03 pm


Don't you see, Howard?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 12/15/05 at 2:23 pm

gawd, do they even still make those things? i thought chastity belts were for parents trying to keep their daughters from getting deflowered, not for women to enforce their own willpower.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/15/05 at 2:25 pm


Don't you see, Howard?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/15/05 at 2:31 pm


What do you think of my personality? ::)



I don't think that requires any sort of advice. SLASH!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 12/15/05 at 2:34 pm



I don't think that requires any sort of advice. SLASH!


Sorry, my bad, misread what the thread was.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 12/15/05 at 2:37 pm



I don't think that requires any sort of advice. SLASH!


could have to do with the "brutally honest" part tho yah?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 12/15/05 at 2:39 pm


could have to do with the "brutally honest" part tho yah?


Well, in that case..... :D ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/15/05 at 6:31 pm


No,It's the other way around.I'm the one who wants to lust over her body just as soon as I get that job.It's like saying that if you do this for me,I will give you this body that you long for.She may not know what a chastity belt is but I'll explain what one is the next time I talk to Robin over the phone or when I see her on Sunday.How much would one cost this day in age and where would I purchase it? ???



here ya go, Howard....


http://www.tollyboy.com/

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 12/16/05 at 3:12 pm

http://www.tollyboy.com/

Well, I knew they still made them, but didn't know they could look like that.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/18/05 at 4:58 pm

Thanks Quirk.I changed my mind.Maybe a chastity belt isn't a good idea after all since I have sex on the brain and can't stop thinking about it for most of the time.Maybe in the near future but not at the moment.She doesn't think that's it's a good idea as well.Thanks for your input. O0

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/20/05 at 6:39 am

Hi Quirk.I kind of changed my mind.Maybe a chastity belt isn't a good idea after all since I have sex on the brain and can't stop thinking about it for most of the time.Maybe in the near future but not at the moment.She doesn't think that's it's a good idea as well.Thanks for your input. O0

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/20/05 at 8:10 am


Hi Quirk.I kind of changed my mind.Maybe a chastity belt isn't a good idea after all since I have sex on the brain and can't stop thinking about it for most of the time.Maybe in the near future but not at the moment.She doesn't think that's it's a good idea as well.Thanks for your input. O0



I have read this exact post for the past 4 days or so... yet everytime I read it...it has the new date on the top of the post...are you reposting the same thing everyday or something?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/20/05 at 12:57 pm



I have read this exact post for the past 4 days or so... yet everytime I read it...it has the new date on the top of the post...are you reposting the same thing everyday or something?


I bump it up to the top so people would read it and everytime I log in and I still see my name from the day before so I was hoping someone would look at it.I'm sorry about that Quirk. :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/20/05 at 3:02 pm


I bump it up to the top so people would read it and everytime I log in and I still see my name from the day before so I was hoping someone would look at it.I'm sorry about that Quirk. :(



oh, it's nothing to apologize about Howard....I was just wondering...I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me or something! :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/21/05 at 3:17 pm

I had such a wonderful time talking with Robin last night for about an hour.I brought her up when she was feeling depressed.I'm glad that the both of us can make each other laugh.She's a special girl and I told her that I will be her ear if you need someone to talk to,I'll always have my phone on.Feel free to call me whenever you have a problem,Don't be afraid to do so.I will try to be the one to bring her up from her despair and adversity. :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/21/05 at 7:13 pm


I had such a wonderful time talking with Robin last night for about an hour.I brought her up when she was feeling depressed.I'm glad that the both of us can make each other laugh.She's a special girl and I told her that I will be her ear if you need someone to talk to,I'll always have my phone on.Feel free to call me whenever you have a problem,Don't be afraid to do so.I will try to be the one to bring her up from her despair and adversity. :)



that's really sweet that you are there for her like that Howard! :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/22/05 at 2:46 pm



that's really sweet that you are there for her like that Howard! :)



I'm very glad.But anyway she thinks that we should drift apart for a while because our conversations don't flow as well as she wants them too plus I still don't have a car or a job and she gets impatient with me when I can't explain myself or make any sense.I told her that we have to be patient with each other and learn to understand how both of our minds work.My mind is not as good as it used to be just not as quick but it works.I think when you get up there in age your mind is lost on occassions but that's just my 2 cents.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/23/05 at 2:20 am


What do you think about my girlfriend Robin wearing a chastity belt? She told me that she's not ready for sexual intercourse but we'll just fool around in the meantime.We'll just stick to foreplay for the moment until she's up for the challenge for the real thing.What do you guys think about this? ???
I think this is called the Baptist way. Go as far as you can without actually goin all the way  :D  you can laugh anytime  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/23/05 at 3:47 pm


I think this is called the Baptist way. Go as far as you can without actually goin all the way

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: LyricBoy on 12/23/05 at 6:15 pm



I've never used a chastity belt before.How does it work and can it actually prevent you from avoiding sex? ???


I think chastity belts were made for women.  Think of basically a pair of steel panties that have a lock and key.

I wonder how people used to whiz when they wore those things? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/24/05 at 8:14 am

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Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/24/05 at 2:03 pm


http://www.wroughtironsmith.com/images/chastity-belt1.jpg


Here's a picture of one.I don't understand how women can be such cockteases sometimes ;D

If someone wanted to pee I'm pretty sure they unlocked the lock with a key but what If people never made it on time,would the steel corode? ???



oh Howard..you and your questions!! LOL! :D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/24/05 at 5:01 pm





Here's a picture of one.I don't understand how women can be such cockteases sometimes ;D

If someone wanted to pee I'm pretty sure they unlocked the lock with a key but what If people never made it on time,would the steel corode? ???
Howard, I think it's safe to say that the one in your pic probably doesn't really have a key to unlock it. I think in one of Mel Brooks History of the World movies, there's a scene where Mel's character Comedus is trying to gain access to a girl who is wearing a chastity belt, big metal thong or something, It's real funny, he grabs a spear to pry it open, and then the girls dad comes in and of course he has the key.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: LyricBoy on 12/24/05 at 5:28 pm



If someone wanted to pee I'm pretty sure they unlocked the lock with a key but what If people never made it on time,would the steel corode? ???


That is why I recommend a belt made from Stainless Steel.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/24/05 at 10:57 pm

This thread is pointless.. POINTLESS!!!11 Andrew (Isaac) hasn't been on, and I suck at giving advice..! :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/24/05 at 10:59 pm

Waaaait a second, instead of locking this thread, I should transform it into a BECKS tribute thread.


Just. To. Piss. People. The. Hell. OFF. >:-D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/24/05 at 11:00 pm


Waaaait a second, instead of locking this thread, I should transform it into a BECKS tribute thread.


Just. To. Piss. People. The. Hell. OFF. >:-D



bhahhhaahah!!!! What an excellent Christmas gift!! ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/25/05 at 7:23 am



oh Howard..you and your questions!! LOL! :D ;D


Hey I was just asking the question.I just thought you knew something about a chastity belt because I've never worn one before myself and I don't know what one feels like around My body or her body to be exact,Maybe it's a good idea to look into one of those in the future. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/25/05 at 7:25 am

[quote author=Ły

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 12/25/05 at 3:39 pm


This thread is pointless.. POINTLESS!!!11 Andrew (Isaac) hasn't been on, and I suck at giving advice..! :D


I'm no better! :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/25/05 at 4:12 pm


Hey I was just asking the question.I just thought you knew something about a chastity belt because I've never worn one before myself and I don't know what one feels like around My body or her body to be exact,Maybe it's a good idea to look into one of those in the future. ;D



well....guys don't wear them Howard, they are for girls...if you have a package, it wouldn't fit on you...and you don't hear of them much anymore.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: YWN on 12/26/05 at 1:00 am

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Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/26/05 at 7:31 am



well....guys don't wear them Howard, they are for girls...if you have a package, it wouldn't fit on you...and you don't hear of them much anymore.



That's because they're useless and for your information I have a package and I'm keeping it wrapped up after Christmas. ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/26/05 at 9:20 am



That's because they're useless and for your information I have a package and I'm keeping it wrapped up after Christmas. ;)



erm...that was definitely TMI...but..anyways.... :o :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/26/05 at 11:33 am



That's because they're useless and for your information I have a package and I'm keeping it wrapped up after Christmas. ;)



HOWARD HAS A PACKAGE!!!!1111oneoneone


http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/shocked-cat-2.JPG

http://www.jotpuree.com/~wsalinas/images/surprised.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/iamspecial6916/suck_becks.jpg

http://gvanv.com/star/surprise.gif

http://www.gocollect.com/images/Snowbunnies/200/26042.jpg


!!!!!!!1111one

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 12/26/05 at 2:12 pm



HOWARD HAS A PACKAGE!!!!1111oneoneone


http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/shocked-cat-2.JPG

http://www.jotpuree.com/~wsalinas/images/surprised.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/iamspecial6916/suck_becks.jpg

http://gvanv.com/star/surprise.gif

http://www.gocollect.com/images/Snowbunnies/200/26042.jpg


!!!!!!!1111one


Yes I have a package,Do you want to see it?


http://www.freenews.fr/albums/Package-Freebox/Carton.jpg


;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 10:57 am

Heh. I completely forgot about this thread..

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 10:59 am


Heh. I completely forgot about this thread..


You necromanced this one back from the dead . . .

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 12:23 pm


You necromanced this one back from the dead . . .



Yeah, and in the end, all I'll have to show for it is a wave of really uncomfortable Howard questions.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 12:29 pm


Yeah, and in the end, all I'll have to show for it is a wave of really uncomfortable Howard questions.


Heh heh.

I think you ressurected this thread specifically for that purpose.  :)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 12:45 pm


Heh heh.

I think you ressurected this thread specifically for that purpose.  :)



Doh, you caught me. I was going to discuss it in the "Strange Fetish" thread, but I was too ashamed..!!!1

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 12:53 pm



Doh, you caught me. I was going to discuss it in the "Strange Fetish" thread, but I was too ashamed..!!!1


Yes. You are a 'weirdquestionaphiliac'.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:09 pm

Robin and I have been having some serious foreplay lately.Very soon,We'll have to get out the condoms.Just as soon as I get a full time job. >:(  ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:11 pm


Robin and I have been having some serious foreplay lately.Very soon,We'll have to get out the condoms.Just as soon as I get a full time job. >:(   ::)


She's definitely got you wrapped around her little finger, mate.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Step-chan on 05/11/06 at 3:15 pm


Yes. You are a 'weirdquestionaphiliac'.


I'm a catgirlaphiliac. Does that make me weird? :D

Scratch that, my bad. Misread the topic again..........

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 3:25 pm


Robin and I have been having some serious foreplay lately.Very soon,We'll have to get out the condoms.Just as soon as I get a full time job. >:(   ::)



Er... and this requires advice...how? I don't need to be unnecessarily informed of these things, Howard..!!!!1111oeneoneoenoenenenenehehgetAaaaahhh!!!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:28 pm


She's definitely got you wrapped around her little finger, mate.



She's doing the bargaining thing again. >:(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: danootaandme on 05/11/06 at 3:42 pm



She's doing the bargaining thing again. >:(


Have you ever considered that maybe she really doesn't want to, and is stalling as long as she can?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:44 pm


Have you ever considered that maybe she really doesn't want to, and is stalling as long as she can?



I don't know how long she'll want to wait till I get a full time job because I already have a job and it's not good enough for her. ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:45 pm


I don't know how long she'll want to wait till I get a full time job because I already have a job and it's not good enough for her. ::)


I think what Danoota is trying to say Howard is that maybe Robin doesn't ever want sex with you and is using your job situation as a way of avoiding it?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/11/06 at 3:46 pm


Robin and I have been having some serious foreplay lately.Very soon,We'll have to get out the condoms.Just as soon as I get a full time job. >:(   ::)


HAHAHAHA  I have this image of Howie landing a full time job then rushing off to the Pharmacy for condoms when he gets the green light  ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 3:47 pm


HAHAHAHA  I have this image of Howie landing a full time job then rushing off to the Pharmacy for condoms when he gets the green light  ;D ;D ;D



I can imagine his head exploding when he's almost to the door of the Pharmacy.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:48 pm


I think what Danoota is trying to say Howard is that maybe Robin doesn't ever want sex with you and is using your job situation as a way of avoiding it?



Could she be having a phobia about sex? :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:48 pm


HAHAHAHA  I have this image of Howie landing a full time job then rushing off to the Pharmacy for condoms when he gets the green light  ;D ;D ;D



Most likely that'll happen. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: danootaandme on 05/11/06 at 3:49 pm


I think what Danoota is trying to say Howard is that maybe Robin doesn't ever want sex with you and is using your job situation as a way of avoiding it?


exactly

Could she be having a phobia about sex? :(


It seems that way to me.  Have you ever asked her if she has issues about having sex?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:51 pm


exactly
It seems that way to me.  Have you ever asked her if she has issues about having sex?



I don't think I have.Next time we go out or we're at home alone,I'll discuss it with her in private.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:52 pm


Could she be having a phobia about sex? :(


You mentioned a while back that she had a problem with sexual intercourse.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:54 pm


You mentioned a while back that she had a problem with sexual intercourse.


She said a few days ago that she didn't want sperm on/in her vagina,now how immature is that? ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: danootaandme on 05/11/06 at 3:54 pm


I don't think I have.Next time we go out or we're at home alone,I'll discuss it with her in private.


I think that's a good idea.  It may be something she has been reluctant to discuss, afraid of sex changing
the relationship, and afraid that without it she will lose you. Could get complicated.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/11/06 at 3:56 pm



Most likely that'll happen. ;D


Well I'm sure it will,  judging by all the other stuff you've told us, it's bound to happen. ..and you'll both probably combust with happiness and relief  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:56 pm


She said a few days ago that she did want sperm on/in her vagina,now how immature is that? ::)


I'm presuming you mean 'she didn't?'

Well, it's not immature really. If you both aren't careful, you could end up with loads of Howards crawling about.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:58 pm


I'm presuming you mean 'she didn't?'

Well, it's not immature really. If you both aren't careful, you could end up with loads of Howards crawling about.



Sorry,I meant she didn't.Where else is the sperm going to go?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:59 pm


I think that's a good idea.  It may be something she has been reluctant to discuss, afraid of sex changing
the relationship, and afraid that without it she will lose you. Could get complicated.


She said that she's willing to stick with me for as long as it takes even though a full time job is a long time coming.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 3:59 pm



Sorry,I meant she didn't.Where else is the sperm going to go?



...


Can someone please tell me why I bumped this thread again..? *Slaps self*

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/11/06 at 4:00 pm



...


Can someone please tell me why I bumped this thread again..? *Slaps self*



You were tired and on a caffeine high.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 4:01 pm



...


Can someone please tell me why I bumped this thread again..? *Slaps self*



Don't ask me why. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: danootaandme on 05/11/06 at 4:01 pm


She said that she's willing to stick with me for as long as it takes even though a full time job is a long time coming.


She could be worried that without the hope of sex you won't be willing to stick with her.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 4:01 pm



You were tired and on a caffeine high.



Sounds about right.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 4:02 pm


She could be worried that without the hope of sex you won't be willing to stick with her.


It's been a year and a half for us.This coming October will make it 2 years.Hopefully by then,sex will be happening.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 4:03 pm


It's been a year and a half for us.This coming October will make it 2 years.Hopefully by then,sex will be happening.



And say she just doesn't want to have sex? Then what?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/11/06 at 4:04 pm



...


Can someone please tell me why I bumped this thread again..? *Slaps self*


;D ;D you know what's coming next don'cha - franks and drys.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 4:05 pm



And say she just doesn't want to have sex? Then what?



I don't know.I guess I'll have to come up with another plan.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 4:06 pm


;D ;D you know what's coming next don'cha - franks and drys.



Oh Lord, NO. I WILL BLOW THIS THREAD THE HELL UP!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 4:07 pm



Oh Lord, NO. I WILL BLOW THIS THREAD THE HELL UP!



You do and I'll blow you up. ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 4:13 pm



You do and I'll blow you up. ;D



I'm sorry, but you will already be blown up. Remember the Pharmacy incident..?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/11/06 at 4:41 pm



I can imagine his head exploding when he's almost to the door of the Pharmacy.


LMAO  ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: velvetoneo on 05/11/06 at 8:49 pm

My friends are turning into cliquish, pretentious, and self-absorbed hipsters who are clones of each other. What do I do?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/11/06 at 8:50 pm


My friends are turning into cliquish, pretentious, and self-absorbed hipsters who are clones of each other. What do I do?


Eat them.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: velvetoneo on 05/11/06 at 8:51 pm


Eat them.


It wouldn't taste very good at the moment.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/11/06 at 8:54 pm


It wouldn't taste very good at the moment.


Just slowly start seasoning and basting them... like this:

Hipster One: Bright Eyes' most recent "Easy/Lucky/Free" has an interesting chord progression.
You: *dashes with garlic salt*
Hipster Two: I say, what are you doing?
You: *bastes in own juices*

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Trimac20 on 05/11/06 at 8:54 pm


My friends are turning into cliquish, pretentious, and self-absorbed hipsters who are clones of each other. What do I do?


Lock them in a room and make them listen to Top 40 radio for 24 hours.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Trimac20 on 05/11/06 at 8:56 pm

OMG I think I think I just hugged my grandmother too hard...now she's...dead. How should I dispose of the body?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/11/06 at 8:57 pm


OMG I think I think I just hugged my grandmother too hard...now she's...dead. How should I dispose of the body?


Eat her.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Trimac20 on 05/11/06 at 9:07 pm


Eat her.


is that what you would do?

eww, i'm not a cannibal, you're like soooo gross  :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: velvetoneo on 05/11/06 at 9:15 pm


OMG I think I think I just hugged my grandmother too hard...now she's...dead. How should I dispose of the body?


Tie her to the roof of the car and leave her at the gas station. I actually took my grandmother to the diner today. Two weeks ago, I took her to the fetish shop.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Trimac20 on 05/11/06 at 9:21 pm


Tie her to the roof of the car and leave her at the gas station. I actually took my grandmother to the diner today. Two weeks ago, I took her to the fetish shop.


And what did she think?  ;D

'This doesn't look like the pharmacy...there's an awful lot of leather and metal here.'

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/06 at 10:27 pm

I can't decide what I should do.  hmmm, I wonder what Beth would do or advise?  8)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 10:29 pm


I can't decide what I should do.  hmmm, I wonder what Beth would do or advise?  8)



Yes.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/06 at 10:34 pm



Yes.
well, I was asked to do this thing at church, kind of be the shuttle supervisor/monitor of the vans that would drive children from one building 2 blocks away to our sanctuary and the childrens pastor wants to know if I'd do it and I don't know if I want to or not. Not sure either way. I'd be in charge of making sure the people with vans were on schedule and also locate members with vans since we're a small facility with only a couple hundered members. I'm trying to decide to say yea or nay

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 10:35 pm


well, I was asked to do this thing at church, kind of be the shuttle supervisor/monitor of the vans that would drive children from one building 2 blocks away to our sanctuary and the childrens pastor wants to know if I'd do it and I don't know if I want to or not. Not sure either way. I'd be in charge of making sure the people with vans were on schedule and also locate members with vans since we're a small facility with only a couple hundered members. I'm trying to decide to say yea or nay



Sure, why not? I mean, if you have time. Go for it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/06 at 10:48 pm



Sure, why not? I mean, if you have time. Go for it.
Your advice conflicts with my magic 8 ball  :o so I must check that once more, but thanks for the time and the thought Beth. I'll let you know what my decision is and if my answer is yes, it's your influence  ;D  this advice is free isn't it?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 10:52 pm


Your advice conflicts with my magic 8 ball  :o so I must check that once more, but thanks for the time and the thought Beth. I'll let you know what my decision is and if my answer is yes, it's your influence  ;D  this advice is free isn't it?



Yep.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/RARF.jpg

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/06 at 10:53 pm



Yep.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/RARF.jpg
OMG who the hell is that? scared the crap outta me

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 10:54 pm


OMG who the hell is that? scared the crap outta me


Well...






























































































http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/RARF.jpg

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/11/06 at 10:59 pm

It's who some people think you are, Mike.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/06 at 11:06 pm


It's who some people think you are, Mike.
Why do I get the feeling it's not a compliment Dom  :) 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/11/06 at 11:11 pm


Why do I get the feeling it's not a compliment Dom  :) 


Well, he IS pretty scary...

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/06 at 11:14 pm


Well, he IS pretty scary...
is that Joey Buttifucco???? 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/12/06 at 2:44 am


is that what you would do?

eww, i'm not a cannibal, you're like soooo gross  :D


How about taxidermy?   ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: velvetoneo on 05/12/06 at 5:48 am


And what did she think?  ;D

'This doesn't look like the pharmacy...there's an awful lot of leather and metal here.'


I told her there was a store with good leather, since she likes good leather, but that it was erotic leather. And so she went to prove she wouldn't be shocked, and now still raves about how interesting it was!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Trimac20 on 05/12/06 at 7:33 am


I told her there was a store with good leather, since she likes good leather, but that it was erotic leather. And so she went to prove she wouldn't be shocked, and now still raves about how interesting it was!


I think the people in the store would be more shocked seeing such a nice little ol' lady in a fetish shop! Did you the shop-keeper say something to the effect of, 'What's a nice young broad like you doing in a place like this?'

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/12/06 at 10:29 am

Don't you want her stuffed then?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 10:42 am


Well...






http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/RARF.jpg
get the f*ck outta here. this dude has pics on here and I still had to be interrogated and provide DNA to prove i wasn't him. He looks like Joey B for christ's sake. I'm going home. I can't take this kind of humiliation. wait, I am home.  good one Beth, LMAO  ;D  I didn't know who this was until now. and last night you and Dom were toying with me like two evil little cats with a mouse.  that's some funny sh*t  8)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/12/06 at 10:43 am


get the f*ck outta here. this dude has pics on here and I still had to be interrogated and provide DNA to prove i wasn't him. He looks like Joey B for christ's sake. I'm going home. I can't take this kind of humiliation. wait, I am home.   good one Beth, LMAO  ;D   I didn't know who this was until now. and last night you and Dom were toying with me like two evil little cats with a mouse.  that's some funny sh*t  8)


STOPPPPPPP  posting that picture

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:44 am


Why do I get the feeling it's not a compliment Dom  :) 


I dunno, Mark couldn't have resisted his urges to be Mark THIS long... I doubt you're him.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 10:57 am


STOPPPPPPP  posting that picture
I saw this pic last night and didn't know who it was or why it was posted, but knew it had some ZANY humorous meaning and today I find out it is rarf, I really thought it was frikken Joey Buttifucco.  ;D

I dunno, Mark couldn't have resisted his urges to be Mark THIS long... I doubt you're him.
you doubt  ::)  either I am or I'm not. there should be zero doubt.  8)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/12/06 at 11:04 am


I saw this pic last night and didn't know who it was or why it was posted, but knew it had some ZANY humorous meaning and today I find out it is rarf, I really thought it was frikken Joey Buttifucco.  ;Dyou doubt  ::)  either I am or I'm not. there should be zero doubt.  8)


Exactly, zero doubt. You're so obviously not him, I think  ;) ;D ;)  (joke)

Buttifucco - what a fantastic name  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 11:07 am


Exactly, zero doubt. You're so obviously not him, I think   ;) ;D ;)   (joke)

Buttifucco - what a fantastic name  ;D
You have stated the obvious my dear friend and your testimony has been recorded.

the guy has a trippy name and I find it disturbing that for cheating on your wife and her getting shot in the face with a gun, that he becomes a celebrity? WTF is wrong with this picture?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/12/06 at 11:11 am


You have stated the obvious my dear friend and your testimony has been recorded.

the guy has a trippy name and I find it disturbing that for cheating on your wife and her getting shot in the face with a gun, that he becomes a celebrity? WTF is wrong with this picture?


Oh God what an awful story, see I've never heard that name before or the story for that matter.  Truly sickening.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 11:34 am


STOPPPPPPP  posting that picture



Sorry  :-http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/RARF.jpg OR AM I?! >:-D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/12/06 at 11:38 am

^  ;D ;D  you sod!!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 12:21 pm



Sorry  :-http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/RARF.jpg OR AM I?! >:-D
aren't you the little brat  8) 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/12/06 at 12:37 pm

stop it!! I am laughing so hard I nearly pissed my pants!!! ;D :D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/12/06 at 3:45 pm



I'm sorry, but you will already be blown up. Remember the Pharmacy incident..?


What Pharmacy incident?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/12/06 at 4:01 pm


I dunno, Mark couldn't have resisted his urges to be Mark THIS long... I doubt you're him.



As long as BFF doesn't start PM'ing me about his... erm... Man parts, then it's cool!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 5:43 pm


As long as BFF doesn't start PM'ing me about his... erm... Man parts, then it's cool!

Trust me, Dom, he'll hit on ME before you.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 5:52 pm



As long as BFF doesn't start PM'ing me about his... erm... Man parts, then it's cool!
OMG Dom. You'll never have to worry about that. I can't believe how many nuerotic people there are on this board. This is like the cuckoo's nest.


Trust me, Dom, he'll hit on ME before you.
Andrew, Dom.  I like you guys, (LIKE)!!  but never in a million years.  I just ate a nice baja fresh burrito and gotta read this. I feel regurgitation brewing.

just out of curiousity, where does the PM'g about man parts originate. from the "Banned one"??? that's sick. I am 125% hetero. you boys are bad bad and icky 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 5:54 pm


Andrew, Dom.  I like you guys, (LIKE)!!  but never in a million years.  I just ate a nice baja fresh burrito and gotta read this. I feel regurgitation brewing.

just out of curiousity, where does the PM'g about man parts originate. from the "Banned one"??? that's sick. I am 125% hetero. you boys are bad bad and icky 


;D It was Mark (RARF)... he used to harass women on this board via-PM talking about his penis.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 6:07 pm


;D It was Mark (RARF)... he used to harass women on this board via-PM talking about his penis.
OH  :o    :o  that's a fact about him I did not know about, and it makes my stomach tighten up to think people thought that was me. yikes  :o  :o  oh well, I'm all cool about having fun and if it's at my expense, what the heck, I make fun and tease friends so I don't mind it when I'm the butt of a joke as long as it's a joke, in fact when I'm with wife and friends that is my role.  the clown  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/jestera.gif

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 6:13 pm



As long as BFF doesn't start PM'ing me about his... erm... Man parts, then it's cool!
this would have been hella funny if I'd had known the history, but now I know, and the next time I'll not br freaking, wondering if Dom & the general are mental  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/12/06 at 6:21 pm


;D It was Mark (RARF)... he used to harass women on this board via-PM talking about his penis.

What??  Crikey I didn't realise he used to discuss that!!  :o  I honestly just thought he was a bit fresh and over familiar with female members. I feel sick hearing about that, it's all coming out now isn't it - urgh what a perv.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 6:30 pm


What??  Crikey I didn't realise he used to discuss that!!   :o   I honestly just thought he was a bit fresh and over familiar with female members. I feel sick hearing about that, it's all coming out now isn't it - urgh what a perv.
yeah, and makes me wanna leave this place because people thought that was me  :\'( 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 6:31 pm

Psyche!!!  ;D  ;D    ;D  ;D  ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 6:36 pm


yeah, and makes me wanna leave this place because people thought that was me  :\'( 


Well, it was more just a passing suspicion... something about you seems a weeeee bit similar to him. But I never really suspected.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 6:48 pm


Well, it was more just a passing suspicion... something about you seems a weeeee bit similar to him. But I never really suspected.
a lot similar from what i read on his previous posts, I went thru the What song from the 70's are you listening to" one night just doing a little CSI investigative work to see why i was being compared to him or suspected and I was amazed at the similarity in style, but he got kind of pervy a lot, where as, my inuuendos are never quite that personal or pervy. i save that for those within my inner circle.  ;D  I also noticed that the blue font was his trademark. I also became aware that there are many members that have nearly identical likes of songs, bands, music and his were dead on to mine, which makes sense since his age seemed to be 40something, but I'm a little older.  gettin off topic here, so let me draw the advice of the resident sage.

Midknight Darkness, are you there.    am I Mark, RARF???    your wisdom is valued.  8)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/12/06 at 6:55 pm


OMG Dom. You'll never have to worry about that. I can't believe how many nuerotic people there are on this board. This is like the cuckoo's nest.
Andrew, Dom.  I like you guys, (LIKE)!!  but never in a million years.  I just ate a nice baja fresh burrito and gotta read this. I feel regurgitation brewing.

just out of curiousity, where does the PM'g about man parts originate. from the "Banned one"??? that's sick. I am 125% hetero. you boys are bad bad and icky 



He was banned because he harrassed certain members with things like that after nights of drinking

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 7:07 pm



He was banned because he harrassed certain members with things like that after nights of drinking
he must have admitted he was drunk or how would anyone know that?  too bad, he was probably cool when he wasn't hammered.  I don't drink, don't smoke. i don't need to be drinking to harass  ;D  ;D just kidding.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 8:02 pm



Midknight Darkness, are you there.     am I Mark, RARF???     your wisdom is valued.  8)




Yes, you just don't know it yet.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 8:10 pm



Yes, you just don't know it yet.
OMG, I'm him  :o  that's f`ckd up. So am I banned or something? I must have been in rarf denial  ;D 
way to have my back beth.  ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 8:11 pm


Midknight Darkness, I, Mark, value


So, he IS Mark.. and he values something.. I can only guess it's sex. Or RockandRoll.. I take it he's a big FAN of Rock and Roll.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 8:14 pm


So, he IS Mark.. and he values something.. I can only guess it's sex. Or RockandRoll.. I take it he's a big FAN of Rock and Roll.
I don't put too much value in the temporal things. there are many things more important than sex and rock and roll. many more, there are many more.  ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 8:14 pm

Beth, should I stay or should I go?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 8:16 pm


I value temporal things. there are many things important: sex and rock and roll.


Told ya. Evil bastard.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 8:20 pm


Told ya. Evil bastard.
tubeway general is the devil  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sawink2.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sawink.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/satounge.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/satemplate.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/satangrin.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sasmokin.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sasmile.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sasad.gif

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 8:21 pm


is the devil 


... look at that! "Badfinger-fan is the devil"!!

You all saw it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 8:22 pm


... look at that! "Badfinger-fan is the devil"!!

You all saw it.
;D  ;D you're killing me Andrew  ;D 
Swami Beth, I already know your answer to my last question before you give it. I gotta go.  Take it easy  guys 8)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 8:23 pm


Beth, should I stay or should I go?



I don't know, I mean.. if you go there will be trouble.





However, if you stay, it will be double.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/12/06 at 8:34 pm



I don't know, I mean.. if you go there will be trouble.





However, if you stay, it will be double.



Touche.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 8:36 pm


Take it easy  guys 8)


I'll take it anyway I can get it.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 8:40 pm


I'll take it anyway I can get it.



Yeah, which usually means you molesting me.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 8:43 pm


Yeah, which usually means you molesting me.


I'm sorry, were you talking again?

Cause I TOLD you about that... it breaks my concentration.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 8:52 pm


I'm sorry, were you talking again?

Cause I TOLD you about that... it breaks my concentration.



Sorry, sorry, here.. let me get you in the mood again. *Begins playing John Lennon's "Happy Christmas (War is Over)"..*

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 8:53 pm


Sorry, sorry, here.. let me get you in the mood again. *Begins playing John Lennon's "Happy Christmas (War is Over)"..*



Awwww yeah.. THERE IT IS! *continues*

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/12/06 at 8:54 pm



Awwww yeah.. THERE IT IS! *continues*


Ok, NOW you're scaring me. :P

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 8:55 pm


Ok, NOW you're scaring me. :P



Whatever, Doms, you're next. I'd start preparing, if I were you.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 8:55 pm


Ok, NOW you're scaring me. :P


Oh, sorry... I'll finish quickly, then.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 9:40 pm



I don't know, I mean.. if you go there will be trouble.





However, if you stay, it will be double.
  This indescision's bugging me
    Esta indecision me molesta

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:06 pm


  This indescision's bugging me
     Esta indecision me molesta


MOLESTA! PERVERT!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 10:13 pm


MOLESTA! PERVERT!
;D  ;D  you didn't attend your spanish classes like you were supposed to.  ;D  I knew you or Doms were gonna be all over that one. Please tell me you know it's a lyric from the Clash

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:16 pm


;D  ;D  you didn't attend your spanish classes like you were supposed to.  ;D  I knew you or Doms were gonna be all over that one. Please tell me you know it's a lyric from the Clash


I don't like The Clash.

I take Latin.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/12/06 at 10:17 pm



Whatever, Doms, you're next. I'd start preparing, if I were you.


Andrew doesn't like me wel enough .  :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 10:21 pm


I don't like The Clash.

I take Latin.
that's pretty cool.    "pax vobiscum"

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:23 pm


that's pretty cool.    "pax vobiscum"


"Davus Getam baculo verberat."

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/12/06 at 10:24 pm


"Davus Getam baculo verberat."



Only by a little.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/06 at 10:28 pm


"Davus Getam baculo verberat."
"pax vobiscum"="peace be with you" 

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:29 pm


"pax vobiscum"="peace be with you"   


"Davus Getam baculo verberat"= Davus beats Geta with a stick.

That sentence showed up at least 15 times (no exaggeration) in our first year of Latin.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/13/06 at 3:42 am


Well, it was more just a passing suspicion... something about you seems a weeeee bit similar to him. But I never really suspected.


Has anyone seen any of these posts/conversations about the supposed discussions about his private areas?? :D
I wonder.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/13/06 at 12:48 pm


Has anyone seen any of these posts/conversations about the supposed discussions about his private areas?? :D
I wonder.



I have. They were not posted publicly on the boards....they were in PM's.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/13/06 at 12:52 pm



I have. They were not posted publicly on the boards....they were in PM's.


but were they actually about his body tho'?  I had suggestions to go onto another website but nothing really smutty.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/13/06 at 12:56 pm


but were they actually about his body tho'?   I had suggestions to go onto another website but nothing really smutty.



I will PM you.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/13/06 at 1:16 pm



I will PM you.



Erin thanks for that, I'm shocked - that was stuff I never knew happened.

You reminded me he actually asked if I'd let him have my MSN addy - after what I just read I am really glad I withheld the address.  blurghhh  :P :P    God some people.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/13/06 at 1:21 pm


You reminded me he actually asked if I'd let him have my MSN addy - after what I just read I am really glad I withheld the address.  blurghhh  :P :P    God some people.


He was a nice guy when he wasn't being creepy.. a little annoying, but still overall pretty friendly. He had a martyr complex, which was his biggest flaw.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/13/06 at 1:28 pm


Erin thanks for that, I'm shocked - that was stuff I never knew happened.

You reminded me he actually asked if I'd let him have my MSN addy - after what I just read I am really glad I withheld the address.  blurghhh  :P :P    God some people.
so uh, what was that msn addy by the way  ::)  just in case ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/13/06 at 2:09 pm


Erin thanks for that, I'm shocked - that was stuff I never knew happened.

You reminded me he actually asked if I'd let him have my MSN addy - after what I just read I am really glad I withheld the address.  blurghhh  :P :P    God some people.



no problem....ya, he was basically a "strange ranger" :o

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/13/06 at 3:15 pm


no problem....ya, he was basically a "strange ranger" :o


I am sorry to hear that you are having problems with certain people, Erin.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/13/06 at 3:21 pm


I am sorry to hear that you are having problems with certain people, Erin.




no, this was some time ago, when a certain former board member was saying perverse stuff (ya know?). I no longer talk to him though...someone was just asking me what he had said to me, ages ago...and I was relaying that to them.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Bobby on 05/13/06 at 3:23 pm


no, this was some time ago, when a certain former board member was saying perverse stuff (ya know?). I no longer talk to him though...someone was just asking me what he had said to me, ages ago...and I was relaying that to them.


Oh I get you. I thought it was a recent thing.  :)

Glad you got over him in a hurry.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/13/06 at 7:43 pm

I'm glad he's gone, now we can say Subway!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/13/06 at 9:04 pm


I'm glad he's gone, now we can say Subway!
  the thing with this tragedy is that I can see how a person needs time to grieve and heal, but you can't have everyone around you walking on eggshells , that is like not saying airplane or jet to people that lost loved ones in plane crashes.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/14/06 at 4:57 am


so uh, what was that msn addy by the way  ::)  just in case ;)


;D ;D  how creepy, I'll send it over!


I'm glad he's gone, now we can say Subway!


yeah and also say we enjoy a sandwich there, think we might go this afternoon.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: ChuckyG on 05/15/06 at 7:29 pm

I'll be kind and leave the thread unlocked, but there were two dozen or so posts that were really just out of line that I deleted.

if you need sex advice, please find an appropriate forum for it (not this one) thanks.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/15/06 at 7:32 pm


I'll be kind and leave the thread unlocked, but there were two dozen or so posts that were really just out of line that I deleted.

if you need sex advice, please find an appropriate forum for it (not this one) thanks.



Yeah, it did go too far. Dammit, Howard!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/15/06 at 7:33 pm

woott!!!


Buh bye others

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/15/06 at 7:40 pm


Yeah, it did go too far. Dammit, Howard!


Aye... I lost a few posts I really had some trouble earning.. you think I wanted to explain all that? *shudders*

Now to start whoring them back. TO LTE!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/16/06 at 4:52 pm



Yeah, it did go too far. Dammit, Howard!


Why is it my fault?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 05/16/06 at 4:58 pm


Why is it my fault?


You were talking about spilling your semen onto Robin's stomach and chest, and you asked the condom question.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 05/16/06 at 5:01 pm


You were talking about spilling your semen onto Robin's stomach and chest, and you asked the condom question.



I'm sorry about that. :-[

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/06 at 1:29 am

dude...it's been a long time since these two have been asked advice....


:D ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/01/06 at 7:36 am

Almost 6 months later after this thread has been in hiding,I still didn't get any! ;D

Let's hope I get what I deserve after our 2nd anniversary in 2 weeks. ;)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/01/06 at 10:42 am

Awww.. :\'(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 10/01/06 at 12:08 pm


dude...it's been a long time since these two have been asked advice....


I guarantee this whole meme of bumping old threads causes some dumbass argument that consumes the entire board and ends in some major change to the site.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/01/06 at 2:05 pm


Awww.. :\'(


... How did you post this... When inthe00s was down at the time!? SPOOKY!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Apricot on 10/01/06 at 2:39 pm


... How did you post this... When inthe00s was down at the time!? SPOOKY!


It was HER! SHE took the site down!

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/01/06 at 2:53 pm


... How did you post this... When inthe00s was down at the time!? SPOOKY!



..Well, I..


It was HER! SHE took the site down!



..>:-}D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 4:16 pm


Awww.. :\'(



You feel sorry for me? ;D

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/17/06 at 9:25 am


I guarantee this whole meme of bumping old threads causes some dumbass argument that consumes the entire board and ends in some major change to the site.
http://www.oucampusministry.com/photos/Jan2005/Images/lisa%20BUMP.jpg

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/19/06 at 7:06 am

Why would Robin want to not see me temporarily again,Doesn't she love me for who I am,not for what I have?    :( ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/19/06 at 10:25 am

chicks dig money man. i know cuz i aint got any cabbage either.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/19/06 at 5:38 pm


chicks dig money man. i know cuz i aint got any cabbage either.


Women should love guys not for the money but for the togetherness they spend with each other.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/19/06 at 5:42 pm


Women should love guys not for the money but for the togetherness they spend with each other.



And men should love women not for their bodies, but for the togetherness they spend with each other.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/19/06 at 5:45 pm



And men should love women not for their bodies, but for the togetherness they spend with each other.
true on both counts.

maybe after we all die and go to heaven.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/19/06 at 6:18 pm



And men should love women not for their bodies, but for the togetherness they spend with each other.


That's also a true statement

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/19/06 at 6:18 pm


true on both counts.

maybe after we all die and go to heaven.


Why after we die?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/19/06 at 6:19 pm


Why after we die?



Because the concept is probably too Utopian to exist on earth.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/19/06 at 6:20 pm



Because the concept is probably too Utopian to exist on earth.
qft

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/19/06 at 6:27 pm



Because the concept is probably too Utopian to exist on earth.


What do you mean?

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/19/06 at 6:34 pm


What do you mean?



In order for men and women to relate to and with each other the way they should, the world would have be a perfect paradise, or Utopia.  We'll never have that Utopia on earth, so we'll have to wait until we get to whatever paradise in the hereafter you believe in.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/20/06 at 12:03 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2far1-uvW04

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 4:44 pm

Do you think it's ok for your mate to tell you that he/she is going speed dating,Isn't that breaking the bond of trust or something? ???

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/20/06 at 4:47 pm


Do you think it's ok for your mate to tell you that he/she is going speed dating,Isn't that breaking the bond of trust or something? ???



If you and your mate aren't together anymore.....and from the way it sounds, you and Robin aren't together anymore (much to your chagrin), then what she does isn't breaking anything.  She obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore and she's looking at other options.  Why she'd tell you is beyond me, unless she's trying to hurt you............and she sounds like enough of a biatch to do that.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/20/06 at 4:50 pm

man, i'd like to give robin a piece of my mind. next she'll be posting pictures of herself with another dude on the net or something.

grr.. this is really starting to piss me off now.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 4:52 pm



If you and your mate aren't together anymore.....and from the way it sounds, you and Robin aren't together anymore (much to your chagrin), then what she does isn't breaking anything.  She obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore and she's looking at other options.  Why she'd tell you is beyond me, unless she's trying to hurt you............and she sounds like enough of a biatch to do that.


She shouldn't have told me in the first place.It's all her Parents fault. >:(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 4:53 pm


man, i'd like to give robin a piece of my mind. next she'll be posting pictures of herself with another dude on the net or something.

grr.. this is really starting to piss me off now.


It pisses me off more.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/20/06 at 4:53 pm


She shouldn't have told me in the first place.It's all her Parents fault. >:(



No, she's a 27 year old grown adult and it's HER fault.  Make her take some responsibility for her effed-up actions.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/20/06 at 4:55 pm


It pisses me off more.
now we're getting somewhere! in the inimitable words of rage against the machine, "anger is a gift."

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 4:59 pm



No, she's a 27 year old grown adult and it's HER fault.  Make her take some responsibility for her effed-up actions.


By How? :(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/20/06 at 5:02 pm


By How? :(


I think you just ignore her because she obviously doesn't care about you.  One-way relationships don't work very well no matter how you try.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 5:03 pm


I think you just ignore her because she obviously doesn't care about you.  One-way relationships don't work very well no matter how you try.


I have trouble ignoring her.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/20/06 at 5:07 pm


I have trouble ingoring her.
it gets easier over time. you should get out, hang with some folks! go to meetup.com or find some chick with an ad in the online personals and answer it. get some new blood flowing. nothing cures a broken heart like meeting a new gal you like dude.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 5:11 pm


it gets easier over time. you should get out, hang with some folks! go to meetup.com or find some chick with an ad in the online personals and answer it. get some new blood flowing. nothing cures a broken heart like meeting a new gal you like dude.


Don't want to right now

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Tia on 11/20/06 at 5:12 pm


Don't want to right now
if you start just making yourself do it, it'll grow on you. i promise.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: La Roche on 11/20/06 at 5:14 pm

Seriously Howard, you would be suprised at how satisfying cheap, meaningless sex can be.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 5:16 pm


if you start just making yourself do it, it'll grow on you. i promise.


No not right now >:(

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 5:16 pm


Seriously Howard, you would be suprised at how satisfying cheap, meaningless sex can be.


How cheap? ::)

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: La Roche on 11/20/06 at 5:17 pm


How cheap? ::)


That all depends on how much it takes to get her wasted.

Subject: Re: Beth and Isaac's brutally honest Advice Column...

Written By: Howard on 11/20/06 at 5:18 pm


That all depends on how much it takes to get her wasted.


Who,The hooker?

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