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Subject: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/25/05 at 5:03 pm

Hosted by yours truly, the King of all that is blah, successor to DAK himself! 

We are serving NecroDew and popsicles.  Enjoy.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:08 pm


Hosted by yours truly, the King of all that is blah, successor to DAK himself! 

We are serving NecroDew and popsicles.  Enjoy.


Why thank you, Marshal. I would just like to thank YWN, FaultyDog , Jules, Chaka, Apricot, Howard, Gemini, Philip Eno, Alcoholica, RockandRollFan, Robocop 1000th, Bobby, Good Red Shirt, Beth, Bastard Boy, Jiminy...oh, to hell with it, there's too many of you to mention, in short...

THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO'S MADE THIS POSSIBLE!...

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/25/05 at 5:10 pm

You are most certainly welcome, that is, as long as you refrain from stealing chairs.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:11 pm


You are most certainly welcome, that is, as long as you refrain from stealing chairs.


okay, I promise, no more stealing chairs  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/25/05 at 5:11 pm

Happy 1000th DAKS..  Jules xxxxxx

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:12 pm


Thanks, Jules  Michael xxxxxx

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Bobby on 05/25/05 at 5:14 pm

Well done, DAKS. You did that in quite a short period of time. Oh, thanks for the thanks.  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:15 pm


Well done, DAKS. You did that in quite a short period of time. Oh, thanks for the thanks.  ;D


Yep, a couple of month is all I need. Thanx again, Bobby!  :)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: FaultyDog on 05/25/05 at 5:20 pm

Congratulations!        

It'll be some time before I reach 1000 posts, I guess... Don't have the opportunity of skipping school  ;)

See you around, Michael (not such a "meh" name after all)!


Henk


PS. You're still the King of All that is Blah to me!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:21 pm


Congratulations!        

It'll be some time before I reach 1000 posts, I guess... Don't have the opportunity of skipping school  ;)

See you around, Michael (not such a "meh" name after all)!


Henk


PS. You're still the King of All that is Blah to me!


Thanks so much, Henk! And your name will always be Blah to me  :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: gemini61 on 05/25/05 at 5:21 pm

Way to go, DAK!  8)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:22 pm


Way to go, DAK!  8)


Thanx, Gemini  :)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: FaultyDog on 05/25/05 at 5:23 pm


Thanks so much, Henk! And your name will always be Blah to me  :D


Pip-pip, cheerio, what?  ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the thanks!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:24 pm


Pip-pip, cheerio, what?  ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the thanks!


;D ;D ;D

This may surprise you, but i don't actually talk like that! I come from the North east, so you don't hear many people talking 'proper' where I come from  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/25/05 at 5:27 pm

I come from the Southeast...  Alabama, to be exact.  Last Sunday I went to Ben's Barbecue (only the best restaurant in Alabama) and I was asked where I was from.  I told him I was from Alabama, and he asked me if I was from there originally.  I replied yes, which surprised him because he thought from my "accent" that I came from Germany or England.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:29 pm


I come from the Southeast...  Alabama, to be exact.  Last Sunday I went to Ben's Barbecue (only the best restaurant in Alabama) and I was asked where I was from.  I told him I was from Alabama, and he asked me if I was from there originally.  I replied yes, which surprised him because he thought from my "accent" that I came from Germany or England.


wtf??? how the hell do you get those three accents confused?!?!? That's like confusing the chinese and the scottish accents!  :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Bobby on 05/25/05 at 5:29 pm


;D ;D ;D

This may surprise you, but i don't actually talk like that! I come from the North east, so you don't hear many people talking 'proper' where I come from  ;D


If anybody talked like that over here, they would get their head kicked in.  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:31 pm


If anybody talked like that over here, they would get their head kicked in.  ;D


Same here, by all the chavs!  ;D ;D :D ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: gemini61 on 05/25/05 at 5:32 pm

Here ya go!

              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/CanadasPrincess/Emoties/041605/d0d9e927.gif

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:33 pm


Here ya go!

              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/CanadasPrincess/Emoties/041605/d0d9e927.gif


Aww! Thanx, Gemini! Christ, i'm even recieving gifts now!  :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/25/05 at 5:35 pm

Yeah, I have listened to German and English accents and let me tell ya:  THEY DON'T SOUND SIMILAR.  I really don't have a Southern accent, although occasionally when I feel too lazy to pronounce certain syllables, some twang pops out.  When I was eight years old, people were always asking me if I was British.  It wasn't until five years later that somebody brought it up again.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:36 pm


Yeah, I have listened to German and English accents and let me tell ya:  THEY DON'T SOUND SIMILAR.  I really don't have a Southern accent, although occasionally when I feel too lazy to pronounce certain syllables, some twang pops out.  When I was eight years old, people were always asking me if I was British.  It wasn't until five years later that somebody brought it up again.


I have a very strong North-Eastern accent, so nobody from the UK would have any probs telling where I came from! Americans and others might not know the difference though

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Bobby on 05/25/05 at 5:37 pm


Same here, by all the chavs!  ;D ;D :D ;D


Whereabouts in the North East do you live?

I live in Plymouth, Devon - and the chavs would have a field day with a 'Hooray Henry'.  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:38 pm


Whereabouts in the North East do you live?

I live in Plymouth, Devon - and the chavs would have a field day with a 'Hooray Henry'.  ;D


Sunderland. I have a feeling our Chavs are slightly worse  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/25/05 at 5:38 pm

Hey DAK, WHAT STREET DO YOU LIVE ON!?  Hypothetically, if I were to enter your house, how would I access the jewelry or silverware?  Just wondering.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:39 pm


Hey DAK, WHAT STREET DO YOU LIVE ON!?  Hypothetically, if I were to enter your house, how would I access the jewelry or silverware?  Just wondering.


Very funny. I ain't tellin you nothin so there  :P

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/25/05 at 5:42 pm

Oh, so you don't trust me?  Is that it?  After all we've been through?  All we've shared?  After all these questions?  Why, DAK?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/25/05 at 5:43 pm


Oh, so you don't trust me?  Is that it?  After all we've been through?  All we've shared?  After all these questions?  Why, DAK?


Um... in case you've forgotten, this is the internet. people can read stuff easily. I could get burgled. Hello???! Are we awake, your majesty?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: nally on 05/25/05 at 6:39 pm

Way to go, DAK. ;) Hope to see the next 1,000 soon...

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/25/05 at 9:02 pm

Ah. Welcome to ye olde "Tuxedo Sam" club, my good man.




~Beth

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/25/05 at 9:56 pm

Remember that the King (me) is a Pengo, so Pengos should be especially honored.  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Jennifer028 on 05/25/05 at 10:38 pm

YWN and DAK-are those your childhood pictures in your avatar?  Were they long ago or recent?  Very cute.  :)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/25/05 at 11:01 pm

Took me from September last year 'til April this year to reach 1000. (you work out how many months that is) Happy 1000th birth post day!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: FaultyDog on 05/25/05 at 11:48 pm

Let's see - I joined the community on May 10, it is now May 26... I have an average of 23.933 ppd... 1000 divided by 23.933 makes 41.783312 days so... hmmm *thinking hard*.....*thinking harder*.. :D............................................O screw! some time next month I assume! ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 5:53 am


Pip-pip, cheerio, what?  ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for the thanks!


can't you get another avatar - that Baltimora freak looks deranged.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/26/05 at 5:55 am


can't you get another avatar - that Baltimora freak looks deranged.

"He's deranged Jim, but not as we know it"

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: chaka on 05/26/05 at 7:47 am



PS. You're still the King of All that is Blah to me!

Exactly!!!!
Congrats,DAK :)
see you on your now world-famous thread ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 7:59 am

DAK's picture was from a while ago, mine was from a month ago.  I am turning 14 tomorrow.  ::)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 8:27 am

I just made my avatar closer up.  8)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 8:29 am


I just made my avatar closer up.   8)


YWN  ;D

you have a very friendly, cute face    :)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 10:21 am

Thank you.  8)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 11:29 am

Hey you two! No flirting - it's my party!  ;D

And Chaka, thanks! See you there  :)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 11:39 am

How come MISTER Tumnus has it in his profile that he/she is female? 

I remember Josh 2's profile saying that he was female too.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 11:41 am


How come MISTER Tumnus has it in his profile that he/she is female? 

I remember Josh 2's profile saying that he was female too.


Dunno about Jules, but I did ask Josh why he changed his gender to female, and I couldn't get a straight answer out of him (And if I repeat what he said to be i'll end up getting kicked off the board  ;D )

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 11:44 am

Josh, uh, tends to be a little moody sometimes...not in the blah funny way...just in the really pissed off way...  :o

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 11:46 am


Josh, uh, tends to be a little moody sometimes...not in the blah funny way...just in the really ticked off way...   :o


Yeah I know. I remember once he stormed off Yahoo Messenger in the middle of a convo because the IMVironment wouldn't load, and he blamed me! (Even though it clearly said "IMVironment unavailable in your area"). There's a couple of times when he's been p*ssed at me for silly things, but he's cool  8)
I really don't get why you two don't get along better, you're so alike. I mean, you're both the same age, you have similar personalities... it just doesn't make sense...
The world is a seriously blah'd up place!  :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 11:52 am

I don't lash out at people for criticizing my parodies...  In fact, I rarely get angry at all on the Internet.  Sometimes people think I'm angry when I'm just kidding...  Like when I say, "HEY (username), I'M GOING TO STALK YOU AND GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT!!", I actually I am joking in my own lighthearted way.  Unfortunately, most people do not take kindly to these comments.

If you ever think I am ticked off, it is probably just me being blah.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 11:54 am


Unfortunately, most people do not take kindly to these comments.


Ah, which would explain the whole Josh and you thing. Right, I get it now (I was a little confused as to why you two were fighting/hated each other)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/26/05 at 1:30 pm


How come MISTER Tumnus has it in his profile that he/she is female? 




Because Mr. Tumnus is in fact, of the female species. Mr. Tumnus was a character of C.S Lewis's "Chronicles of Narnia." 

(Is that where your screen name came from, Mr. Tumnus?)


BTW...."The Lion, The witch, and the Wardrobe" is coming out in just 197 days!!!!!



~Beth ;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: chaka on 05/26/05 at 1:31 pm



BTW...."The Lion, The witch, and the Wardrobe" is coming out in just 197 days!!!!!



~Beth ;)

hell yeah I'm looking forward to that movie!!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 1:31 pm



Because Mr. Tumnus is in fact, of the female species. Mr. Tumnus was a character of C.S Lewis's "Chronicles of Narnia." 

(Is that where your screen name came from, Mr. Tumnus?)


BTW...."The Lion, The witch, and the Wardrobe" is coming out in just 197 days!!!!!



~Beth ;)

Woo-hoo! I'll be countin' down each one  ::)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/26/05 at 1:32 pm


hell yeah I'm looking forward to that movie!!




Yeah, me too!! C.S Lewis "Rocks my face off"




~Beth

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 1:36 pm

Wasn't he an atheist who made atheist arguments but then one day he became a Christian and wrote all these Christian arguments, one of them being the symbolic Narnia series?  I remember reading the Chronicles back in fourth or fifth grade.  I think Aslan was supposed to represent God.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 1:37 pm


Wasn't he an atheist who made atheist arguments but then one day he became a Christian and wrote all these Christian arguments, one of them being the symbolic Narnia series?  I remember reading the Chronicles back in fourth or fifth grade.  I think Aslan was supposed to represent God.


Damnit, Marsh, why'd ya have to go and get a close up of yer face? You're scaring my guests!  ;D
Only kidding! Please... don't kill me  :(

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 1:41 pm

Hahaha.  I won't kill you, but only because this is your party, and I went to all the trouble of setting up everything.  Blood stains on the dance floor (which I have noticed that nobody has used yet) would not go too well.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 1:42 pm


Hahaha.  I won't kill you, but only because this is your party, and I went to all the trouble of setting up everything.  Blood stains on the dance floor (which I have noticed that nobody has used yet) would not go too well.


hee hee... in that case, you have one stupid looking face, my friend ha ha!
Nah, only jokin' with ya, marsh. Hey, this party thread is quite popular, despite the obvious lack of food, beverages or, for that matter, sociable entertainment of any description

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 1:43 pm

Hey, I said there was NecroDew and popsicles!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 1:45 pm


Hey, I said there was NecroDew and popsicles!


Wow, bolt the door, here comes a stempede  ::)
Anyways, i don't mind it just being the two/ocassionally three of us. it's quite nice  :)
be better if Jenny were here, though  :\'(

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 1:45 pm

Still fantasizing?  ::)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: chaka on 05/26/05 at 1:46 pm


be better if Jenny were here, though  :\'(

well tell her to register on the boards ;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 1:48 pm


Still fantasizing?   ::)


No. You're just jealous coz someone actually likes me and my short-arsedness, i mean, my vertical impairment. What sort of boring girl would go out with someone average? not me... no, hang on...

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:05 pm

;D  Nice.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:06 pm


;D  Nice.


Actually, upon closer inspection you kinda look like someone in my sixth form. wow, i was wondering why you looked familiar... i only caught on today when i was talking to him. i almost called him 'Marsh for christ sake  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:07 pm

What is a sixth form?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:09 pm


What is a sixth form?


year 12 and 13

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:18 pm

What!?  You are so not originally American.  You mean what grade you are in when you are 12 and when you are 13?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:21 pm


What!?  You are so not originally American.  You mean what grade you are in when you are 12 and when you are 13?


Right, here's how it goes, fruitcake:

Infant School
5-6 years old: year 1
6-7 years old: year 2

Junior School
7-8: yr 3
8-9: yr4
9-10: yr 5
10-11: yr 6

Secondary School
11-12: yr 7
12-13: yr 8
13-14: yr 9
14-15: yr 10
15-16: yr 11

Sixth form:
16-17: yr 12 (my year)
17-18: yr 13

Of course, instead of going to sixth form, you can go to college, but they don't have years there

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:23 pm

We have twelve years here...  If I went to your school, I'd be going to tenth grade!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:25 pm


We have twelve years here...  If I went to your school, I'd be going to tenth grade!


yey for you! so you're in 8th grade, right? And i hope you never come to my school
you're bad enough on this board! only kidding! it would be pretty cool to see you in person!  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:31 pm

Haha.  I'll only be in the eighth grade for five more days...

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:32 pm


Haha.  I'll only be in the eighth grade for five more days...


cool. very cool. uber-cool. the coolest of all coolness. Apart from that if you went to my school, you'd be in year 9, you'd have just finished your SATs exams and you'd have a half term holiday, then 6 or 7 weeks left at school until the 7 weeks summer holidays! so be thankful you're over there in the US!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:35 pm

Whoa, things sure are done differently in the land of Prince Charles (who, by the way, has nice hair) and Tony Blair...  :D

We get three months vacation over here.  And nine months of school.  I'd have to say I like my system better although it may be that I'm just used to it.  ;) 

So...what temperature is it over there?  I guess it is the eighties over here in the Heart of Dixie.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:37 pm


Whoa, things sure are done differently in the land of Prince Charles (who, by the way, has nice hair) and Tony Blair...   :D

We get three months vacation over here.  And nine months of school.  I'd have to say I like my system better although it may be that I'm just used to it.   ;) 

So...what temperature is it over there?  I guess it is the eighties over here in the Heart of Dixie.




We're currently in the middle of a heatwave (all 18 degrees celcius of it) which is really really warm for Sunderland at this time of year. We have really bad weather all year round  :(

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:39 pm

I forgot...  Celsius seems to be popular around the world.  Is the US the only country that still uses it?  All I remember is that 100 Celsius is 212 Fahrenheit and 0 Celsius is 32 Fahrenheit.  I still can't use the metric system without having to convert it to English to understand it.  Please tell me that ENGLAND uses the ENGLISH system!  I guess we're stubborn...

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:40 pm

I remember learning last year how to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit and vice versa, but I forgot how.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:41 pm


I forgot...  Celsius seems to be popular around the world.  Is the US the only country that still uses it?  All I remember is that 100 Celsius is 212 Fahrenheit and 0 Celsius is 32 Fahrenheit.  I still can't use the metric system without having to convert it to English to understand it.  Please tell me that ENGLAND uses the ENGLISH system!  I guess we're stubborn...


Of course the English use the English system. that's like asking 'Is tony blair up george dubya's arse?' of course he plonkin' well is  :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 3:45 pm

And I'm sure all our friends in ANTARCTICA use the English system, right? 

(blizzard sounds)

Well, you know how those Antarcticans are.  Just shy.

Technically, I guess we are all Antarcticans, seeing as we are posting on the PENGUIN board!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 3:46 pm


And I'm sure all our friends in ANTARCTICA use the English system, right? 

(blizzard sounds)

Well, you know how those Antarcticans are.  Just shy.

Technically, I guess we are all Antarcticans, seeing as we are posting on the PENGUIN board!


Hmmm... quite. And with that comment goes all feeling that Marsh was a clever, level-headed kid  ::)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 4:05 pm


Hey you two! No flirting - it's my party!  ;D

And Chaka, thanks! See you there  :)


Errr hold on you two!!  :-[

I'm old enough to be your mammy  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:06 pm


Errr hold on you two!!  :-[

I'm old enough to be your mammy  ;D ;D


;D ;D ;D  Cool! that means i'm young enough to be your son-ny (?)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:10 pm

Too bad no one year olds post here.  I would be old enough to be their daddy.  Of course, I would have had to be one playa at barely 13 years old...

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:11 pm


Too bad no one year olds post here.  I would be old enough to be their daddy.  Of course, I would have had to be one playa at barely 13 years old...


Thanks for that, Marsh. i see you've returned and your as random as ever...

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/05 at 4:11 pm


;D ;D ;D  Cool! that means i'm young enough to be your son-ny (?)


;D ;D


Too bad no one year olds post here. I would be old enough to be their daddy. Of course, I would have had to be one playa at barely 13 years old...


::) ::) ;D ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:14 pm

Vader:  No.  I am yo baby's daddy.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:15 pm


Vader:  No.  I am yo baby's daddy.


Okay, okay, you've proved yo point, mo'fo, now sit down before i make ya! hee hee i always wanted to say that!  ;D :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:20 pm

Yoda:  Warn you we tried, listen you did not, and now screwed we all are!

I don't get how Yoda talks.  None of them would have been talking in English anyway, which just means that Yoda's speech was translated into a different kind of English.  And that wouldn't make any sense.  Annoying, that little green dude is.  Strange him, I would like to.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:22 pm


Yoda:  Warn you we tried, listen you did not, and now screwed we all are!

I don't get how Yoda talks.  None of them would have been talking in English anyway, which just means that Yoda's speech was translated into a different kind of English.  And that wouldn't make any sense.  Annoying, that little green dude is.  Strange him, I would like to.


Dude annoying green little is that? I would like to strange him? wtf are you going on about, marsh, you random randomite  :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:25 pm

I meant to say STRANGLE.  Have you seen The Revenge of the Sith?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:29 pm


I meant to say STRANGLE.  Have you seen The Revenge of the Sith?


AAAARGH! NO. NO I HAVE NOT SEEN, NOR DO I INTEND TO SEE REVENGE OF THE SITH. F***ING HELL! IT'S ALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT. I think i'm gonna go and migrate to the loneliest place on earth for about 4 year until everyone stops talking about it...  :(

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:31 pm

Anakin:  It's all signed in PURPLE CRAYON!

Obi-Wan:  Well...you are quite the poo-poo head.

It was a good movie, despite the terribly mushy love scenes and mediocre acting.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:32 pm


Anakin:  It's all signed in PURPLE CRAYON!

Obi-Wan:  Well...you are quite the poo-poo head.

It was a good movie, despite the terribly mushy love scenes and mediocre acting.




oh, you fancy yourself as quite the Jack Nicholson, do you? Ever auditioned for a play or anything before?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: FaultyDog on 05/26/05 at 4:33 pm


AAAARGH! NO. NO I HAVE NOT SEEN, NOR DO I INTEND TO SEE REVENGE OF THE SITH. F***ING HELL! IT'S ALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT. I think i'm gonna go and migrate to the loneliest place on earth for about 4 year until everyone stops talking about it...  :(


I will join you - to recover from the Spice Girls reunion.......... :P

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:34 pm


I will join you - to recover from the Spice Girls reunion.......... :P


That does it...i'm leaving!  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:35 pm

And all those quotes I've been posting were from this six minute spoof:

http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html

Palpatine:  Instead of announcing my candidacy...  I'm announcing that you're all...MORONS...

And I was chosen to do a commercial, but it got cancelled due to stupid legal reasons.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:36 pm


And all those quotes I've been posting were from this six minute spoof:

http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html

Palpatine:  Instead of announcing my candidacy...  I'm announcing that you're all...MORONS...

And I was chosen to do a commercial, but it got cancelled due to stupid legal reasons.


What? You were too young to promote condoms or you look too much like David? (the lad at my sixth form)  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:42 pm

No...but your condom guess was closer.  (Not really.)  The lawyers said that minors could not operate power tools.  I would not be operating power tools in the commercial, although I would be handing them over to the guy who played my dad.  Lawyers...bunch of (bad word!!).  >:(

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:43 pm


No...but your condom guess was closer.  (Not really.)  The lawyers said that minors could not operate power tools.  I would not be operating power tools in the commercial, although I would be handing them over to the guy who played my dad.  Lawyers...bunch of (bad word!!).   >:(


hey, you've been closer to fame than i've ever been! nearest thing i've had to fame is having my name in the local paper a handful of times  :(
As far as the rest of the world is concerned, i'm a nobody. And i like it that way!  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 4:44 pm

I've only been in the local paper once or twice, and they were pictures with me and my classmates.  :P

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 4:45 pm


I've only been in the local paper once or twice, and they were pictures with me and my classmates.   :P


Yey! We're both nobodies!  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Ansky1213 on 05/26/05 at 5:09 pm

I'm late for this party (what else is new), but congratuations, DAK. I'm almost at 1000 myself, though the 75 parodies that I'm approaching is more exciting to me.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 5:11 pm


I'm late for this party (what else is new), but congratuations, DAK. I'm almost at 1000 myself, though the 75 parodies that I'm approaching is more exciting to me.


Wow, thanx Charlie! Much appreciated, and good luck with both your 1000th post and your 75th parody (i'm sure that'll be 1000 soon too!)  ;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 5:51 pm

I've submitted..uh..13 parodies!  That's got to count for something right!  Ok, I've been lazy.  I've been here for over a year and I've only submitted 13 parodies, most of which were mediocre (except in pacing).  What'cha gonna do?  ;D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/26/05 at 5:55 pm


I've submitted..uh..13 parodies!  That's got to count for something right!  Ok, I've been lazy.  I've been here for over a year and I've only submitted 13 parodies, most of which were mediocre (except in pacing).  What'cha gonna do?   ;D


I've submitted about 49 (I think) over the last 3 months (Gee, that long already?  :o)
My parodies have had different reactions. Some I thought were good got loads of 2s and 3s, and ones I didn't really like ended up getting loads of 555s! (WTF?!)
I started off submitting one a day, then it went up to 2 a day, then back down to 1 a day, and lately i've submitted about 5 in a fortnight. I'm losing inspiration, but i've got my entry for the May SOTM sorted  ;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/26/05 at 6:29 pm

When I started out, I figured I would do one a day, but I got lazy, and I would be doing schoolwork too long to have time to write parodies.  Now I just have a "failure for inspiration"*.  I may do a few more Star Wars parodies...  ::)


* http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem168.shtml  NOTE:  I was writing this at night, and around the end, I was really tired and stopped rhyming.


Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/27/05 at 12:06 am


Right, here's how it goes, fruitcake:

Infant School
5-6 years old: year 1
6-7 years old: year 2

Junior School
7-8: yr 3
8-9: yr4
9-10: yr 5
10-11: yr 6

Secondary School
11-12: yr 7
12-13: yr 8
13-14: yr 9
14-15: yr 10
15-16: yr 11

Sixth form:
16-17: yr 12 (my year)
17-18: yr 13

Of course, instead of going to sixth form, you can go to college, but they don't have years there
Now thats just weird.  :o What is "Infant's School"?

Over here it's Primary (yrs 1-5), Intermediate (yrs 6-8), Secondary (yrs 9-13), Tertiary (anything over that)

And we actually had a full break during summer.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/27/05 at 4:36 am


Now thats just weird.  :o What is "Infant's School"?

Over here it's Primary (yrs 1-5), Intermediate (yrs 6-8), Secondary (yrs 9-13), Tertiary (anything over that)

And we actually had a full break during summer.

OK, flag that message, I just did some research and found out that summer break over in England starts in July.  :D

I've been forced to go out tonight... so see you later.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/27/05 at 8:30 am

My vacation starts on June 1st.

Here we have: 

Preschool:  Years 3-5

Kindergarten:  Years 5-6

Elementary:  Years 6-11 (or 12, depending on the school)

Middle School (also known as Junior High):  Years 11 or 12 (depending on the school) to 14.

High School:  Years 14-18. 

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/27/05 at 8:32 am


My vacation starts on June 1st.

Here we have: 

Preschool:  Years 3-5

Kindergarten:  Years 5-6

Elementary:  Years 6-11 (or 12, depending on the school)

Middle School (also known as Junior High):  Years 11 or 12 (depending on the school) to 14.

High School:  Years 14-18. 


I think I like our system better  ;D
But yours is cool too  8)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/27/05 at 8:35 am

I didn't go to preschool though.  My siblings did, but I stayed at home and watched Nickelodeon.  8)

I'd have to say I like my system better, but probably only because I am used to it.  ;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/27/05 at 8:38 am


I didn't go to preschool though.  My siblings did, but I stayed at home and watched Nickelodeon.   8)

I'd have to say I like my system better, but probably only because I am used to it.   ;)


Blah
Hee hee, my ICT teacher today was asking us if we intended to stay on and continue ICT next year... and when I said 'yes' (I was bs-ing by the way - i can't wait to drop it!), she said i would be lucky to be allowed to continue!  ;D
Woops. I though internet games was supposed to help?! Guess not! :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/27/05 at 8:40 am

I feel stupid about asking this but...

What is ICT?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/27/05 at 8:42 am


I feel stupid about asking this but...

What is ICT?


Information Communication Technology. otherwise known as IT. The study of computer programming and how to use systems and programmes involved in communications and technology.
In other words you learn about spreadsheets for half a year then play on internet games when you get bored! (I did and it got me a high B!!!)  ;D :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/27/05 at 8:46 am

Honestly, it sounds....

BORING.

No offense.

I just like to use big....

LETTERS.

Blah.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/27/05 at 8:49 am


Honestly, it sounds....

BORING.

No offense.

I just like to use big....

LETTERS.

Blah.


YEAH, BIG LETTERS ARE FUN

But I prefer normal-sized ones  :)
Have you had the day off, or have you just not done anything?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/05 at 10:01 am

Now will this "DAK's 1000th post party!" achieve 1000 posts?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/27/05 at 10:03 am

No, I am just homeschooled, and I have finished most of my subjects.  :)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/27/05 at 10:41 am


Now will this "DAK's 1000th post party!" achieve 1000 posts?


With a little help from my friends  ;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: chaka on 05/27/05 at 10:42 am


With a little help from my friends  ;)

Your friend Nr.1
CHAKA!!!!
;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/27/05 at 10:44 am


Your friend Nr.1
CHAKA!!!!
;)


How do I live without you?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/27/05 at 10:44 am

No, why would I have a bunch of different teachers when I am homeschooled?   ???

My teacher is my mother.  Actually, my "teacher" would be the textbooks that explain how to do things.  My science textbook is actually written like there is someone there.  It will say things like, "Ok, do you remember such and such?  Well, let's do this experiment.  There will be some parts of it that you will probably learn about next year that I will not bring up."

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: chaka on 05/27/05 at 10:45 am


How do I live without you?

Same here  :)
so glad you came around,now I don't get bored anymore ;)

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/27/05 at 10:46 am


Same here  :)
so glad you came around,now I don't get bored anymore ;)


I get around!  :D

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/27/05 at 10:47 am


No, why would I have a bunch of different teachers when I am homeschooled?   ???

My teacher is my mother.  Actually, my "teacher" would be the textbooks that explain how to do things.  My science textbook is actually written like there is someone there.  It will say things like, "Ok, do you remember such and such?  Well, let's do this experiment.  There will be some parts of it that you will probably learn about next year that I will not bring up."
..sorry I asked.

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: YWN on 05/27/05 at 10:48 am

Why?

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/05 at 10:34 pm

CONGRATS!

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/20/05 at 10:38 pm


CONGRATS!




DOMINIC!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:( *shines brass knuckles*

Subject: Re: DAK's 1000th post party!

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/05 at 10:46 pm




DOMINIC!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:( *shines brass knuckles*


what? This is a good thread!

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