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Subject: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:30 pm

that's my excuse, what's yours?   ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 5:40 pm

Ha ha!  ;D

I got dropped on my head when I was born.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:43 pm


Ha ha!  ;D

I got dropped on my head when I was born.  ;D

you've always been a slippery SOB  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 5:44 pm


you've always been a slippery SOB  ;D


LOL!!!! I've got quite a dent in one side to prove it.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: gemini61 on 05/28/05 at 6:14 pm

One night stand when the circus was in town back in 1960!  ;D 

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 6:22 pm


One night stand when the circus was in town back in 1960!  ;D 


LMAO!!! One good Rhonda!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: gemini61 on 05/28/05 at 6:29 pm


LMAO!!! One good Rhonda!!!!  ;D

Hmmm, must be that "Clown" sense of humor coming out in me!  ;D 

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 6:38 pm


Hmmm, must be that "Clown" sense of humor coming out in me!  ;D 


Ha ha! I bet the guy involved was juggling his women.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: gemini61 on 05/28/05 at 6:40 pm


Ha ha! I bet the guy involved was juggling his women.  ;D

Oooooo, good one, Rob!  :D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 6:50 pm


Oooooo, good one, Rob!  :D


That's how you kill a circus, you know?

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/28/05 at 7:32 pm

<<<Conceived on Granny-to-be's couch, it was the "First time" :P


How Romantic ::)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: AL-B on 05/28/05 at 7:45 pm

Catholic parents.

Need I say more? :D




                                      AL-B
                (the poster child for the rhythm method)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/28/05 at 7:49 pm

I was the "planned" child....they were told they couldn't have children...tried for years....and then had me...with 2 sisters to follow!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/28/05 at 8:14 pm

My parents were just trying to "get it right"-you know what they say, 6th time's the charm.  ;)






Cat

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/28/05 at 9:45 pm

Well, without trying to be morbid....

I am a replacement.  My parents had four and that was where it was going to stop.  And then the youngest (Matthew) died of cot death when he was exactly 2 months old.

As I said, don't be sad about it, it is just a fact.  It happened a LONG time ago, (in the 50's no less), and these things are a part of life.


So essentially, I was the substitute that came on in the final minutes of the match, who was not expecting to get a run  :o

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Apricot on 05/28/05 at 9:48 pm

"The Nefilim were upon the Earth in those days and thereafter too. Those sons of the gods who cohabited with the daughters of the Adam, and they bore children into them. They were the Mighty Ones of Eternity, the People of the Shem."
    - Genesis 6:4

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 9:51 pm


"The Nefilim were upon the Earth in those days and thereafter too. Those sons of the gods who cohabited with the daughters of the Adam, and they bore children into them. They were the Mighty Ones of Eternity, the People of the Shem."
     - Genesis 6:4



The mighty leader of the Shem is Shemp!  ;D

http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Whats%20New/Shemp-pic.jpg

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Apricot on 05/28/05 at 9:56 pm


The mighty leader of the Shem is Shemp!  ;D

http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Whats%20New/Shemp-pic.jpg


So.. he was created as the product of angels raping mortal women?

Somehow, I was envisioning more.. I dunno, godly. ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/28/05 at 10:32 pm


I was the "planned" child....they were told they couldn't have children...tried for years....and then had me...with 2 sisters to follow!


Erin :)




I was the reconciliation baby....A.K.A....The "Mistake" of the bunch.....


They try to make me feel better by calling me their "Suprise"


pffft.


~Beth :-\\

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 11:13 pm




I was the reconciliation baby....A.K.A....The "Mistake" of the bunch.....


They try to make me feel better by calling me their "Suprise"


pffft.


~Beth :-\\


Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Climber on 05/29/05 at 12:40 am

I'm pretty none of us 4 were planned.  The only story I heard was about my younger sister, though.  She came about in 1975 because of the faulty IUD's of the time.  :D
I'll have to ask my mom about the rest of us...

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Paul on 05/29/05 at 5:12 am


I am a replacement.  My parents had four and that was where it was going to stop.  And then the youngest (Matthew) died of cot death when he was exactly 2 months old.

As I said, don't be sad about it, it is just a fact.  It happened a LONG time ago, (in the 50's no less), and these things are a part of life.


But it's still a distressing thing to hear...

So essentially, I was the substitute that came on in the final minutes of the match, who was not expecting to get a run  :o


Ah! Footy analogy, eh?

Well, I went into extra time - two weeks extra time!

I had no desire to emerge...I must have known how bad it was out there...!!

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 5:29 am


Well, without trying to be morbid....

I am a replacement.  My parents had four and that was where it was going to stop.  And then the youngest (Matthew) died of cot death when he was exactly 2 months old.

As I said, don't be sad about it, it is just a fact.  It happened a LONG time ago, (in the 50's no less), and these things are a part of life.


So essentially, I was the substitute that came on in the final minutes of the match, who was not expecting to get a run  :o


It may not be morbid but, as Paul pointed out, the truth of the matter is rather awful. I am very glad you were let on as a 'sub', Fuss.  ;)

I was premature. 5 lbs and a week or so early, I was put in an incubator for a while. I got fattened up rather quickly though as my mother hadn't the experience to know when I had had enough food! Isn't that irony for me in later life?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/29/05 at 5:43 am

"Third time lucky" Finally a normal child.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/29/05 at 5:43 am


Finally a normal child.  ;D

...Or not.

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 5:45 am


...Or not.


Ha ha! What a disclaimer.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Marty McFly on 05/29/05 at 6:22 am

This is almost as funny as the "I gotta pee" thread...until I realized it was "real" answers. :D

Well, I'm not sure about how I came to be (and I'd rather NOT know those kinda details, LOL), but I was an only child - and I came 2 1/2 months early.

My birthday should've been in mid-November (it's September 3rd - first week of school!), so I guess I was in a real hurry to get here. ;)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 6:23 am


This is almost as funny as the "I gotta pee" thread...until I realized it was "real" answers. :D


We started off stupid and it got serious real fast.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/29/05 at 6:29 am

My posts weren't serious  :-X  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 6:34 am


My posts weren't serious  :-X  ;D


I didn't think so.  ;D

I put a stupid thing in (not knowing fully what the thread was about at that time  ;D) and then levelled it off with a fact.  :)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/29/05 at 7:02 am

Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/29/05 at 7:03 am


Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)
Very. I'm beginning to think you are way too serious and don't know how to have a bit of fun.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/29/05 at 7:03 am


Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)


Extremely  ::)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 7:04 am


Aren't all my threads serious? ???  ::)


Tee hee. Not really Jiminy. Why? Did you really want everybody's reasons for why they were being brought into the world?  ;D

It could have been worse, you could have asked how they were brought into the world. LOL!!!  :P  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/29/05 at 7:07 am

I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 7:10 am


I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D


Ha ha! That reminds me of a 'Married with Children' episode about Al Bundy's dog called Buck who has been playing the field with all the other dogs in the neighbourhood. The owner of a pedigree knocks on the door demanding to sue Bundy unless his dog gets neutered, lol.

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/29/05 at 7:18 am

:o :o :o :o
http://www.cosmo.ee/pood/images/BrokenCondom.jpg
http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/20040108-7.jpg

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/29/05 at 7:20 am


:o :o :o :o
http://www.cosmo.ee/pood/images/BrokenCondom.jpg
http://www.kennysia.com/images/photos/20040108-7.jpg


Er . . . Cheers for that, Jim.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Ripp on 05/29/05 at 7:33 am

All of us three here were in a rush, my brother i think more so...but he was like wanting to go to school to stop boredom, but then trying to wake up to actually go.

The doctors threatened forceps (sp?).

He came out quick enough!

My sister was born after my brother, in June. She didn't need forceps but she came out all grey and floppy.

When I came out, I was born 14th July, but I threatened to come out on the 13TH of July!!!!!!!! According to my sister, I smelt of doughnut oil. Eurgh! Also according to both my sister and brother, they were arguing over what gender I was going to be. My sis was only 7 at the time and my bro was 14. He was saying, "Boy!" my sis was saying "Girl" and when they got the news i was a girl, my sister said "hahahahahahahaha it's a girl! IN YOUR FACE!" :D lol, but my mom and dad really wanted a child when i was made lol and my name actually says that: "God has blessed grace on this wished-for child" :o :o :o creepy!

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: gemini61 on 05/29/05 at 6:11 pm


I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D

Thank goodness I gave the right answer then!  :D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/30/05 at 8:38 am


It may not be morbid but, as Paul pointed out, the truth of the matter is rather awful. I am very glad you were let on as a 'sub', Fuss.  ;)



Thank you Bobby  :)


But it's still a distressing thing to hear...


Thank you Paul.  I agree, the cot death part was terrible.  All I meant was the no-one has ever made a big thing of me being the replacement and therefore it has never bothered me in that way  :)


Ah! Footy analogy, eh?

Well, I went into extra time - two weeks extra time!


Another footy anaolgy :  These days I spend a lot off my time trying to beat the offside trap  ;D  Or is that being caught offside  :(

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: goodsin on 05/30/05 at 9:19 am

A Spanish milkman?

When I was born, my mother slapped the midwife & asked for me to be put back!

Nine months trying to get out, a lifetime trying to get back in....

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: QueenAmenRa on 05/30/05 at 4:42 pm

"Grandma Garrison died and I was so busy cleaning out the house and always came home tired" 

Almost as lovely as hearing birth stories  (btw I will NOT let my mother in the room while I'm in labor/giving birth,  baby daddy only and if he ain't there then nobody else)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: danootaandme on 05/30/05 at 4:48 pm

Dad was a Catholic.  Four kids in five years and luckily for Ma the tubes wore out after me, who
knows how long that could have gone on.  This was back in the days when birth control was
against the law, so there you have it.

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Zella on 05/30/05 at 5:25 pm

My parents waited 12 years after the birth of my brother, then decided if they wanted another one they better get to it before they got too old. Of course, that guarenteed that I would be hitting puberty just as my mom was hitting menopause, not to mention the onset of arthritis...my teen years were stormy to say the least... ::)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:32 pm

my condom never breaks. ;)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/30/05 at 8:44 pm


my condom never breaks. ;)

you must take it out of the packet first  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:56 pm


you must take it out of the packet first  ;D


Oh Ok.Thanks. ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 05/30/05 at 9:36 pm


my condom never breaks. ;)


Had it specially re-inforced hey Howard ?  :)

Those new-fangled carbon fibre ones are the go  :)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/30/05 at 11:53 pm


you must take it out of the packet first  ;D


Bad-doom tish.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Climber on 05/31/05 at 12:19 am


I thought people would post all sorts of comical things in this thread... how about the rich guy who's prized show dog gets violated by the mutt down the street?  :D


Just yesterday, I saw a weiner/golden retriever mix.  The mother was the weiner, the father was the retriever.  Imagine how big the pup (or pups?) was when it came out.  :o  Poor mommy!

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/31/05 at 3:35 am


Just yesterday, I saw a weiner/golden retriever mix.  The mother was the weiner, the father was the retriever.  Imagine how big the pup (or pups?) was when it came out.   :o  Poor mommy!

hmmm... a golden weiner, sounds like a show dog to me   :D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: SecretShadows on 05/31/05 at 3:56 pm



I asked my mom about how I came to be, she told me that all of us (I have 2 other siblings) were "little surpises". Apparently my parents weren't to keen on birth control......

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/31/05 at 4:06 pm


my condom never breaks. ;)


Howard takes his off with a crowbar.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/31/05 at 4:07 pm


Howard takes his off with a crowbar.  ;D

rust?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Bobby on 05/31/05 at 4:09 pm


rust?  ;D


Tee hee. Howard is showing a little rust in this particular area, lol (as it happens I am too so I have no reason to talk, LMAO!!!)

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/31/05 at 4:13 pm

They only break if used in a vigorous fashion.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: jiminy on 05/31/05 at 4:18 pm


Tee hee. Howard is showing a little rust in this particular area, lol (as it happens I am too so I have no reason to talk, LMAO!!!)

I take the 5th  ::)
hopefully i'll be in Bucharest soon and things will change
quoting REM "oh no i've said too much"
  ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Howard on 05/31/05 at 7:31 pm


Howard takes his off with a crowbar.  ;D



my hands. ;D

Subject: Re: The Condom Broke!!!

Written By: Howard on 05/31/05 at 7:32 pm


Tee hee. Howard is showing a little rust in this particular area, lol (as it happens I am too so I have no reason to talk, LMAO!!!)


I have no rust.I oiled it,for your information ;)

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