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Subject: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: CAPTAIN STUPID on 09/08/05 at 5:44 pm

what do you think about bringing back the crusades?

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: JamieMcBain on 09/08/05 at 6:40 pm

No....

Badddddddddddddddddddddddddddd idea..............

Gee... let's bring back the Spanish Inquisition  while we are at it.....

(Note: the last part is my feeble attempt at saracasm...)

::)

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/08/05 at 6:49 pm


what do you think about bringing back the crusades?


Best Idea In Years!

Face it, all this diplomacy isn't working, personally.. i think it'd be a marvelous idea.

I'd be on my way!

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/08/05 at 8:31 pm


No....

Badddddddddddddddddddddddddddd idea..............
::)
I'm with ^

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: jackas on 09/08/05 at 9:15 pm



Gee... let's bring back the Spanish Inquisition  while we are at it.....



Great idea!

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: JamieMcBain on 09/08/05 at 9:19 pm


Great idea!


;D

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: JamieMcBain on 09/08/05 at 9:20 pm

Speaking of The Inquisition, an interesting film to check out is The Name of The Rose.

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/09/05 at 9:36 am


Great idea!



LMAO


The Inquistion (Lets Begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission
To convert the Jew (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)
Were gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
Were gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they cant refuse.
(That the Jews just cant refuse)

ConfessDont be boring
Say yes Dont be dull
A fact Youre ignoring
Its better to lose your skullcap than your skull (Or your gavalt)

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know youre wishing that wed go away
But the inquisitions here and its here to stay

The inquisition (Oh boy)
The inquisition (What joy)
The inquisition (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a chapel I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus persons plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass
Is that considerate
Is that polite
And not a tube of preparation H in sight.

Im sittin flickin chickens
And was lookin thru the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down the walls
I didnt even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know youre wishing that wed go away
But the inquisitions here and its here to

Hey Torquemada
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-f
auto-da-f Whats the auto-da-f
Its what you oughtnt to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay
Will you convert.NO NO NO NO
Will you confess.NO NO NO NO
Will you revert.NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES.NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now Ill work on the knees

Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle try your luck
Who knows Torque You might win a buck (All right)

Put it in the car
In the car In the car

How we doing. Any converts today
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
Weve flattened their fingers
Weve branded their buns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know youre wishing that wed go away
So come on all you heathens and you Jews
We got some good news for all of yous
Youd better change your point of views today
Cause the inquisitions here and its here to say.





Cat

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: karen on 09/09/05 at 9:39 am

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!



...Surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... "

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: Paul on 09/09/05 at 10:52 am


"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!



...Surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... "


Don't forget the cushions and the comfy chair...!

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: maddog on 09/09/05 at 10:57 am

Cardinal Fang!

Subject: Re: Bring back the Crusades

Written By: jackas on 09/09/05 at 1:54 pm

;D

See what you started Jamie! ;D

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