Here's where you post random links to MP3s and Videos online you like.

Here's a link to a 7-minute hilarious video called "DOCTOR TRAN":

http://www.l2-fantasy.com/videos/drtran.wmv

And for an MP3..

http://www.imomus.com/irefusetodie.mp3

This is an out-take from Momus' most recent album, Otto Spooky.

Holy crap!  Doctor Tran was hilarious!  :o

Holy crap!  Doctor Tran was hilarious!   :o

You downloaded it? DUDE!

"Doctor Tran doesn't take your sh-t! One Step Over That Line.. And He'll F--K YOU UP!"

HOT AMERICAN DICKINGS!  JUST PASSIN' EM OUT!

HOT AMERICAN DICKINGS!  JUST PASSIN' EM OUT!

I fully intend to go to my local record store on Tuesday at 4 and demand my Hot American Dicking.

LOOK AT THAT FAT COCK!

LOOK AT THAT FAT COCK!


Sorry, Doctor.. that was f--ked up.

Women are crazy..















FOR DOCTOR TRAN!!

Not only that, but he's a dashing special agent with a PHD in

KICKING
                                   YOUR
                                                              ASS!

I told my parents the other day that when I go to college, that's what I'm getting my PhD. in.

Father will be home soon! Let me finish breakfast!

HE'S A
         REAL DOCTOR!

Here's a link to a short clip of what may be the best romantic scene ever  :)

http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEESTRAND.MPG

Here's a link to a short clip of what may be the best romantic scene ever  :)

http://www.k-fee.com/fileadmin/video/KFEESTRAND.MPG

That kind of startled me.  What is that German text supposed to say?

Never mind, I translated it with the google translator.  It means, "So you were never awake".  It sure woke me up alright.

Here's where you post random links to MP3s and Videos online you like.

Here's a link to a 7-minute hilarious video called "DOCTOR TRAN":

http://www.l2-fantasy.com/videos/drtran.wmv



That was....the funniest thing ever. It caused me to have a headache from laughing so hard.


Beth

Here's where you post random links to MP3s and Videos online you like.

Here's a link to a 7-minute hilarious video called "DOCTOR TRAN":

http://www.l2-fantasy.com/videos/drtran.wmv


LOL that one was funny. 

Here's one that will have you peeing your pants.  I present to you ...

The Sesame Street your parents wouldn't let you watch when you were a kid

LOL that one was funny. 

Here's one that will have you peeing your pants.  I present to you ...

The Sesame Street your parents wouldn't let you watch when you were a kid





I...I don't know, Dude. I've become a little more cautious of clicking your links....


Beth

I...I don't know, Dude. I've become a little more cautious of clicking your links....


Beth


LOL Nothing's gonna jump out at you.  I promise

I think it woulda been funnier if it said "Today's letter is... LSD"

.. oh well, didn't watch that far into it, didn't find it too hilarious

I laughed at the "Today's letter is....*pause*.....Joint..."  ;D




Beth

Watch Him kill his own mother...

...With a
            Broken
                    Lawn
                          Chair!



..That's hilarious.


Beth

Watch Him kill his own mother...

...With a
            Broken
                    Lawn
                          Chair!



..That's hilarious.


Beth



I liked....          [ HoLY S---, IT'S DR.TRAN

I laughed at the "Today's letter is....*pause*.....Joint..."  ;D




Beth

Oh yeah, I've seen that before...  I didn't find it that funny myself.

NO ONE F***S YOU UP LIKE DR. TRAN!

Oooooh....

Go Moses, Go Moses, M-O-A...OAZIS!

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shavecut

And then he's off to eat ....

Hickory-Smoked

          Horse
          Buttholes!


...From a cup!



..I'm shocked no one quoted that part yet. It was great.



Beth

I think I'm going to have to watch Dr. Tran again...  ;D

Go Moses, Go Moses, M-O-A...OAZIS!

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shavecut



Dude, what was that even about?  ???  :o



Beth

Dude, what was that even about?  ???  :o



Beth

Absolutely nothing!

Isn't it great?

um... that video, YWN.

it was.... nonsensical?

not that funny, but whatever

Here's where you post random links to MP3s and Videos online you like.

Here's a link to a 7-minute hilarious video called "DOCTOR TRAN":

http://www.l2-fantasy.com/videos/drtran.wmv


That thing is hilarious, but wow that was a close call. I clicked on that and it had played for about 5 seconds, when suddenly I remembered that Andrew was the one who posted it and my mom being only six or so feet from the computer, I decided to pause it until she left. I am really glad I did so.

That thing is hilarious, but wow that was a close call. I clicked on that and it had played for about 5 seconds, when suddenly I remembered that Andrew was the one who posted it and my mom being only six or so feet from the computer, I decided to pause it until she left. I am really glad I did so.



Oh man, that would NOT have been good.



Beth

Oh man, that would NOT have been good.



Beth

My mom would have banned me from the Internet for life!  I would be twenty seven years old and she would still be checking at my house/apartment every day to make sure I didn't try to get broadband behind her back.

Oh man, that would NOT have been good.



Beth


Yeah, I wouldn't be allowed back on the computer for a looong time. My mom freaks out if I say something sucks or if I say dang it. If she heard Hot Dickings or any of the other stuff, she'd be furious.

Yeah, I wouldn't be allowed back on the computer for a looong time. My mom freaks out if I say something sucks or if I say dang it. If she heard Hot Dickings or any of the other stuff, she'd be furious.



Yeah, my mom hates the word "sucks". I said it once, and she was all *Gasp!* "..Bethany, do you even know what that means?!"  :o




Beth

Yeah, I wouldn't be allowed back on the computer for a looong time. My mom freaks out if I say something sucks or if I say dang it. If she heard Hot Dickings or any of the other stuff, she'd be furious.

My mom wouldn't let me get by with saying "suck", but you can't say "dang"?  I haven't heard of that.  I'll even say damn if I want to!

Yeah, my mom hates the word "sucks". I said it once, and she was all *Gasp!* "..Bethany, do you even know what that means?!"  :o




Beth

Parents always view their kids as innocent and naive, it seems.  I probably know more than they do about such subjects.    ::)

High speed internet is educational.

Parents always view their kids as innocent and naive, it seems.  I probably know more than they do about such subjects.    ::)

High speed internet is educational.




*Gasp* YWN! You know NOTHING!  >:(



Beth

My mom wouldn't let me get by with saying "suck", but you can't say "dang"?  I haven't heard of that.  I'll even say damn if I want to!


She claims its too close. Same with saying jeez because its too close to saying Jesus, which I guess is taking his name in vain. I don't get in that much trouble for saying dang, though, usually she just tells me not to say it anymore.

I've got a confession, Mom.  About all those tissues in my trash bin...  I never had a cold.


;D Ah, man. That's sick.

I've got a confession, Mom.  About all those tissues in my trash bin...  I never had a cold.


Dude. . .
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.
.
.
.
.
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.
No. Just....no.



Beth

When did I say that?  You have no proof.

When did I say that?  You have no proof.



Ha, It's trapped in not one, but TWO quote boxes, worm!



Beth

When did I say that?  You have no proof.

Haha, I quoted you saying it.

Congrats on becoming a Tuxedo Sam!

Congrats on becoming a Tuxedo Sam!



Woah, so he is! I thought there would have been a "1,000th post party" thread by NOW.  :o



Beth

Haha, I quoted you saying it.



Beth and I misquote people and lie all the time!  We think that just because something is in a quote box means it is authentic!

This one isn't a video, but its a really cool MP3. Its a song that combines Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Oasis' Wonderwall, Travis' Writing to Reach You, and ends with Aerosmith's Dream On. Just click on the (play mp3 here) thing. http://www.darknet.com/2004/12/green_day_vs_oa.html

This one isn't a video, but its a really cool MP3. Its a song that combines Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Oasis' Wonderwall, Travis' Writing to Reach You, and ends with Aerosmith's Dream On. Just click on the (play mp3 here) thing. http://www.darknet.com/2004/12/green_day_vs_oa.html




Dude, I soo wanna say that I hated that song--because I REALLY don't like Greenday, but...I liked it. It was pretty awesome.



Beth

This one isn't a video, but its a really cool MP3. Its a song that combines Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Oasis' Wonderwall, Travis' Writing to Reach You, and ends with Aerosmith's Dream On. Just click on the (play mp3 here) thing. http://www.darknet.com/2004/12/green_day_vs_oa.html


I've had that song for a long time.. i heard it on the radio once too

Yeah, I wouldn't be allowed back on the computer for a looong time. My mom freaks out if I say something sucks or if I say dang it. If she heard Hot Dickings or any of the other stuff, she'd be furious.


My mom... she checks the history to see what I've been doing... in fact she might even read this.

she wouldn't want me here either... I uh, I DON'T POST HERE MOM!

My mom... she checks the history to see what I've been doing... in fact she might even read this.

she wouldn't want me here either... I uh, I DON'T POST HERE MOM!

I hate it when people check the history!  My brother does that sometimes.  I wouldn't be surprised if my mom did it though; that would make sense seeing as she once asked me what on earth I had said to have my comment deleted on amiright.com

...It was dirty, I will just say that.

This one isn't a video, but its a really cool MP3. Its a song that combines Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Oasis' Wonderwall, Travis' Writing to Reach You, and ends with Aerosmith's Dream On. Just click on the (play mp3 here) thing. http://www.darknet.com/2004/12/green_day_vs_oa.html



Right. I've had this song on repeat for a while now. Those songs sound really good dubbed together.



Beth

Right. I've had this song on repeat for a while now. Those songs sound really good dubbed together.



Beth


Yeah, I really like it. I've never heard the, Travis - Writing to Reach You, song before though. It doesn't seem to be played throughout the entire song like Green Day and Oasis.

I've only heard the Green Day song which I liked okay, but this song is awesome!  I am listening to it as I type.

Parents always view their kids as innocent and naive, it seems.  I probably know more than they do about such subjects.    ::)


My dad just assumed I knew stuff.. he'll make jokes and then laugh at me cause I don't get them.. then I learn what he means.. THROUGH THE INTERNET!

My dad just assumed I knew stuff.. he'll make jokes and then laugh at me cause I don't get them.. then I learn what he means.. THROUGH THE INTERNET!


The internet taught me everything I wanted to know about sex, and way more than that.

The internet gave me music!

The internet taught me everything I wanted to know about sex, and way more than that.



....*Gasp* Marshall!!! There's no such THING as sex!! *Motherly glare*




Beth

Another confession, Mom.  All that time I was in the bathroom...


...I didn't have an upset stomach.





Dude, Marsh..



| <--- This is "The line" .  * <---this is You...        | * <---this is you CROSSING THE LINE!!  >:(



Har


Beth

I see Beth is making up quotes again.  :(

YWN, you did indeed step the line.. you habitually step across the line. You're a habitual line-stepper. That's the end of it.

Everything I ever needed to know about sex, I learned from The Internet and/or Momus. Thank you, Internet and British Musician.

Oh yeah, my friend Wes taught me a lot, too.  ;D

YWN, you did indeed step the line.. you habitually step across the line. You're a habitual line-stepper.

You're starting to sound like Dubya!

I tried just posting the image, but it makes the picture come out small.

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2005/db050901.gif

This is Beebo, The Cat What Has Facial Hair:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=32566

This is Episode 4, The Only Other One Worth Watching:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=65555

You should know, they got to Hell because the guy killed Beebo for smoking.

Really explicit, by the way.. wait till you're alone.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php

That's a link to an amusing video that teaches you to count ALL THE WAY to Schfifty Five.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php

That's a link to an amusing video that teaches you to count ALL THE WAY to Schfifty Five.




Three different people have linked me to this. Yeah, it's funny. Dr. Tran funny? Probably not.

Dr. Tran is so last September.  Now microphone chatting on MSN is in.

Hey, Beth...

DENIED.

Dr. Tran is so last September.  Now microphone chatting on MSN is in.



And getting stern fatherly talks while on Microphone. :-)



---------

Shoot, I didn't even see that one coming..

How much of that did you hear?

How much of that did you hear?



..

All Of It....!

..

All Of It....!


How do you know I wasn't pretending to be my dad?

How do you know I wasn't pretending to be my dad?



Would you really be telling yourself to get along with your little brother..? I think...NOT!


Remember:

You're bigger than he is, Marshall. You guys have to learn how to put up with each other, before you do something, and it goes too far.


(Okay, maybe that wasn't word-for-word, but it was something along those lines)

Would you really be telling yourself to get along with your little brother..? I think...NOT!


Remember:

You're bigger than he is, Marshall. You guys have to learn how to put up with each other, before you do something, and it goes too far.


(Okay, maybe that wasn't word-for-word, but it was something along those lines)


Yeah, that was basically it.  :-[

Three different people have linked me to this. Yeah, it's funny. Dr. Tran funny? Probably not.


Yeah, apparently, people at school actually KNEW this one..

Yeah, apparently, people at school actually KNEW this one..


I think everybody who uses the Internet has come across Schfifty Five at one point or another.