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Subject: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/05 at 12:32 pm

In conversation with Bobby we are bring back the famous Subservientchicken!

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Bobby on 10/01/05 at 12:35 pm

Er . . . we already brought that back in the other thread.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/05 at 12:37 pm


Er . . . we already brought that back in the other thread.  ::) ;D
This is the thread of its own, Eric can have his own thread.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Bobby on 10/01/05 at 12:44 pm


This is the thread of its own, Eric can have his own thread.


Like he hasn't already invaded threads . . .  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 1:11 pm

OMG....that is the creepiest thing I have ever seen!! :o


I just told it to gyrate it's hips, jump up and down, and pick it's butt.....and it DID JUST THAT!!!! LOLOLOL ;D




How DO they do that? ???





Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: whistledog on 10/01/05 at 1:12 pm

Is it just me, or is the animation really slow on that chicken?

I told the chicken to f*ck off, and he shook his finger at me  ;D 

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/05 at 1:14 pm


Is it just me, or is the animation really slow on that chicken?

I told the chicken to f*ck off, and he shook his finger at me  ;D 
It is you, for my chicken came a me at great speed.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 1:23 pm


It is you, for my chicken came a me at great speed.



ew...I hate when he gets all close up to the screen...his face is really creepy!!! :o




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/05 at 1:26 pm


OMG....that is the creepiest thing I have ever seen!! :o


I just told it to gyrate it's hips, jump up and down, and pick it's butt.....and it DID JUST THAT!!!! LOLOLOL ;D




How DO they do that? ???





Erin :)
It may frighten the kittens!

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Bobby on 10/01/05 at 1:28 pm



ew...I hate when he gets all close up to the screen...his face is really creepy!!! :o


I think that too. A man in a chicken outfit invading my personal space is something I don't appreciate.  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: whistledog on 10/01/05 at 1:30 pm

I like making him "wreck the house"  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/05 at 1:34 pm

He/It does a good Moonwalk

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: gemini on 10/01/05 at 2:16 pm

Ohhhhh, that is too freaky!  :o  He gives me the creeps!

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 10:03 pm

without sounding like a moron....how DO they do that?  It's so amazingly creepy...I just can't stop making him do things!!!! LOLOLOL ;D :D






Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 10/01/05 at 10:45 pm

For some strange reason, most of the commands I give him, just gets a response of him wagging his finger at me.  Gee, I wonder why that would be ?  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: C.NOIZE on 10/01/05 at 10:49 pm


without sounding like a moron....how DO they do that?  It's so amazingly creepy...I just can't stop making him do things!!!! LOLOLOL ;D :D






Erin :)


I'm wondering the same thing!  I can't imagine it's live...some guy would have to stand there, in a chicken suit, 24 hours a day, just doing what people ask him to do.  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 10:50 pm


I'm wondering the same thing!  I can't imagine it's live...some guy would have to stand there, in a chicken suit, 24 hours a day, just doing what people ask him to do.  ;D



I know!! I am so perplexed with this!! LOL! ;D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 10:53 pm

OMFG!!!



I told it to take off it's mask...and it came real close and frightened me! :o




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Dagwood on 10/01/05 at 10:54 pm


OMFG!!!



I told it to take off it's mask...and it came real close and frightened me! :o




Erin :)


Did he wag his finger at you?  He did that to me and I had to close the window.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 10:55 pm


Did he wag his finger at you?  He did that to me and I had to close the window.



OMG...YES!! It literally scared the crap outta me!!!!





Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Dagwood on 10/01/05 at 10:55 pm

He is creepy. :shudder

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 10:56 pm

LOLOL! That he is!





Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: C.NOIZE on 10/01/05 at 10:58 pm

I don't know..."Salute me" and "Threaten me" both bring about the same reaction.  ???

I tried to look at the source code to see how it worked, but I couldn't figure anything out.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 11:00 pm


I don't know..."Salute me" and "Threaten me" both bring about the same reaction.  ???

I tried to look at the source code to see how it worked, but I couldn't figure anything out.



yes, and it seems like anything offensive that you ask him to do...or something that he doesn't want to do (ex. take off his mask)...he just gets real close and shakes his finger, erm...talon at you. LOL!




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: C.NOIZE on 10/01/05 at 11:05 pm



yes, and it seems like anything offensive that you ask him to do...or something that he doesn't want to do (ex. take off his mask)...he just gets real close and shakes his finger, erm...talon at you. LOL!




Erin :)


Yeah...he's not truly subservient.  I wonder if there's a lawsuit in this... ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/05 at 11:07 pm


Yeah...he's not truly subservient.  I wonder if there's a lawsuit in this... ;D



ya, what a lame-o chicken! LOL! ::) ;D.......


.....but "whispers"....he still scares me! :-[ ;D




Erin :)




Erin  :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: whistledog on 10/01/05 at 11:12 pm

There's another one out there called "Virtual Bartender".  Instead of a chicken, it's a blonde female bartender, who will obey many commands, but nothing really hot and heavy   :(

I won't post the link, unless anyone wants me to  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/02/05 at 12:00 am

That thing's disgusting and I think..I just threw up in my mouth a little.  :P

Erin, this is just like that Darth Vadar thing from the Burger King website. Remember we thought of something really gross and it guessed it? Creepy little bugger.



Beth

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/02/05 at 10:32 am


That thing's disgusting and I think..I just threw up in my mouth a little.  :P

Erin, this is just like that Darth Vadar thing from the Burger King website. Remember we thought of something really gross and it guessed it? Creepy little bugger.



Beth




ewwww...that's right....that was really creepy and gross!  :o




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/05 at 10:39 am


There's another one out there called "Virtual Bartender".  Instead of a chicken, it's a blonde female bartender, who will obey many commands, but nothing really hot and heavy   :(

I won't post the link, unless anyone wants me to  ;D
I found it anyway.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/05 at 12:16 pm


In conversation with Bobby we are bring back the famous Subservientchicken!

http://www.subservientchicken.com/


That's pretty funny, Phil  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 10/02/05 at 12:24 pm

I told that chicken to make-out with a woman.. he grabbed a pillow instead ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Apricot on 10/02/05 at 12:28 pm

My friend told this thing "Take off all your clothes" once.. it gave him the "tsk tsk" sign thing.  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/05 at 12:34 pm

I just caught him sleeping on the couch!

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/05 at 12:41 pm

You can have your own cut out mask on http://www.subservientchicken.com/chickenmask.pdf

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/02/05 at 12:48 pm


My friend told this thing "Take off all your clothes" once.. it gave him the "tsk tsk" sign thing.  ;D



It gave me the tsk tsk sign for everything I was asking it to do.  :(  :D





Beth

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/05 at 12:49 pm



It gave me the tsk tsk sign for everything I was asking it to do.  :(  :D





Beth
I wonder why?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/02/05 at 1:06 pm


I wonder why?



Well I wasn't telling it to do provocative things, if that's what you're thinking!!  :D




Beth

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/05 at 1:06 pm



Well I wasn't telling it to do provocative things, if that's what you're thinking!!  :D




Beth
Ask it to wag your finger?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Bobby on 10/02/05 at 5:45 pm


It gave me the tsk tsk sign for everything I was asking it to do.  :(  :D


It makes me wonder what you were asking it to do.  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/02/05 at 5:46 pm


It makes me wonder what you were asking it to do.  ;D



.... :-X  :D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Bobby on 10/02/05 at 6:50 pm



.... :-X  :D


I thought so.  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: whistledog on 10/02/05 at 6:58 pm

I told the chicken to die, and he did it, but then he gets back up again.  What a gip  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Bobby on 10/02/05 at 7:01 pm


I told the chicken to die, and he did it, but then he gets back up again.  What a gip  ;D


Tee hee. You didn't type 'resurrection' by mistake?  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/02/05 at 10:10 pm


I thought so.  ;D




I told it to make me a samich, Sheesh! Mind out o' dee gutter, Bobby!  :D




Beth

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 10/03/05 at 8:55 am

I told him to 'thrash the room' and he dusted instead :D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/05 at 12:33 pm

Can he play air guitar?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Southern Image on 10/03/05 at 12:37 pm

I asked him to do a back flip. I have no idea what he did  ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 12:41 pm


Can he play air guitar?




He seems to think he can. However, it looks like nothing of the sort.



I asked him to do a back flip. I have no idea what he did ;D


;D ;D He just kinda stood there for a little bit, then jumped backwards.



...Bastard Chicken  >:(



Beth

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/05 at 12:44 pm


I asked him to do a back flip. I have no idea what he did  ;D
I feel cheated!

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 12:44 pm

I started yelling at him and he acted like he was being shot.



Beth

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Southern Image on 10/03/05 at 1:02 pm

I asked him to fry me some chicken , and he rubbed himself  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: whitewolf on 10/03/05 at 1:42 pm

He was too slow and kept wagging his finger at me, so I told him to kiss my @ss, and he wagged his butt at me >:(

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 4:55 pm


I asked him to fry me some chicken , and he rubbed himself  :D ;D


... :o

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/03/05 at 5:03 pm

I asked him to PECK. He did it  ;D I don't like when he comes up at the camera and stares at you though  :o

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: gemini on 10/03/05 at 5:05 pm

I told it to have a drink and it went back to that cabinet and acted like it was drinking something.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 5:06 pm

Tell it to something dirty and it will usually walk up to you and wag its finger.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/05 at 5:07 pm

Has it been asked to wring his own neck yet?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: gemini on 10/03/05 at 5:09 pm

It bites it's nails!  ;D 

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 5:10 pm

It's too slow for me.  I was waiting forever to contact it and I just gave up.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/05 at 5:10 pm


It bites it's nails! ;D
Do chickens have nails?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: gemini on 10/03/05 at 5:13 pm


Do chickens have nails?

Ok, claws or whatever their called!  ;D  I told it to lay an egg, and believe me, it wasn't a pretty sight!  :D 

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:50 pm

You guys still talking about the subservient Chicken? ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 1:57 am


Ok, claws or whatever their called!  ;D  I told it to lay an egg, and believe me, it wasn't a pretty sight!  :D 
I must give that a try!

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/06/08 at 7:57 am

Bring back the Subservient Chicken

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/08 at 10:03 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I finally had this sick jerk out of my mind..and now he is BACK!!!! AHGGHH! :o :o :o

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/08 at 2:26 am


NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I finally had this sick jerk out of my mind..and now he is BACK!!!! AHGGHH! :o :o :o
Can he help with the cleaning of the house?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/07/08 at 2:36 am

Oh this brings back memories...

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/07/08 at 9:34 am


Can he help with the cleaning of the house?


I don't know about you Philip...but I don't think I would want that freaky chicken lurking around my house!!! :o :D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/12/08 at 8:07 am


Bring back the Subservient Chicken


Somebody  :-X    just did !    :P    ;D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/08 at 8:10 am


Somebody   :-X     just did !    :P    ;D
What is the wackiest thing can you get this anomaly to do?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: ninny on 04/12/08 at 9:30 am

I asked him to sing and dance and he did :)
Then I asked him to suck his




http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/nakedifshewantsto/Chickenfeet.jpg  :D

and he wouldn't

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/12/08 at 9:41 am


I asked him to sing and dance and he did :)
Then I asked him to suck his




http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/nakedifshewantsto/Chickenfeet.jpg  :D

and he wouldn't


Suck his ... .    suck his  :o ........










COCK -a -doodle-doo !  8)


  :D

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/08 at 9:54 am


I asked him to sing and dance and he did :)
Then I asked him to suck his




http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/nakedifshewantsto/Chickenfeet.jpg  :D

and he wouldn't
Did it wag a finger wing tip at you?

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: ninny on 04/12/08 at 11:55 am


Did it wag a finger wing tip at you?

No he just walked over by the TV.

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/08 at 11:59 am

I ask it to leave the room and he did...

...and came back!

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: ninny on 04/12/08 at 12:33 pm


I ask it to leave the room and he did...

...and came back!

;D that's good


I asked him to get a drink,and he bowed to the TV

Subject: Re: Subservientchicken Thread

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/13/08 at 8:40 am

I did ask him the same as a previous reply and he did bend forward.

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