well, have a talk with Smarterchild... post it here


Museum of Idots (4:19:28 PM): stop sending me advertisements, please
SmarterChild (4:19:29 PM): I'm not sure if I can stop sending you advertisements please...
Museum of Idots (4:19:32 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (4:19:33 PM): Well, there are probably some issues.
Museum of Idots (4:19:37 PM): like?
SmarterChild (4:19:37 PM): I can't tell you. Sorry.



Wonder what those issues are...

Museum of Idots (4:23:14 PM): are you a child?
SmarterChild (4:23:14 PM): Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
Museum of Idots (4:23:20 PM): I do, judging by your name
SmarterChild (4:23:21 PM): I'm fascinated by the fact that you do judging by my name.
Museum of Idots (4:23:35 PM): really now?
SmarterChild (4:23:35 PM): Um... No, I don't think so.

Museum of Idots (4:24:27 PM): it's just the laws of physics
SmarterChild (4:24:27 PM): I'm not so sure it's just the laws of physics.
Museum of Idots (4:24:30 PM): i am
SmarterChild (4:24:30 PM): I'm not so sure you are, actually.
Museum of Idots (4:24:36 PM): i am, actually
SmarterChild (4:24:36 PM): That's because you think.
Museum of Idots (4:24:40 PM): i do, do you?
SmarterChild (4:24:40 PM): Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!
Museum of Idots (4:24:46 PM): just say "yes"
SmarterChild (4:24:47 PM): Uh... No!
Museum of Idots (4:24:56 PM): GRRRGJISGJHSKDFL J!
SmarterChild (4:24:56 PM): "grrrgjisgjhskdfl"? Great. That's great.

AnOrganizedMess5: Sup, negro.
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Christmas 2004 was fantastic! Mrs. Claus, the elves and I are on vacation so I cannot chat any more. I'm sorry I missed you but I would still like YOU to be a Santa helper in 2005. Type menu now and I'll tell you more. (And I've saved a gift for you there too )

AnOrganizedMess5: :(
SantaClaus: Santa cannot speak right now. He is away on vacation. Type menu to see what he left here for you.

AnOrganizedMess5: ....but...
SantaClaus: Santa is out of the office for a few months ). Type menu to see what he left here for you.

AnOrganizedMess5: ...b..b..but...
SantaClaus: Please just type main. It is the only way I can give you more information. While Santa is away.

AnOrganizedMess5: SANTACOMEBACK!!
SantaClaus: Santa sent hundreds of millions of IM's and is on vacation now. Type menu to see what he left here for you.

AnOrganizedMess5: SANTACOMEBACK!
SantaClaus: Type menu. Santa is away on vacation.

AnOrganizedMess5:  :\'(
SantaClaus: Santa is out of the office for a few months ). Type menu to see what he left here for you.




....  :\'(

AnOrganizedMess5: Sup, negro.
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Christmas 2004 was fantastic! Mrs. Claus, the elves and I are on vacation so I cannot chat any more. I'm sorry I missed you but I would still like YOU to be a Santa helper in 2005. Type menu now and I'll tell you more. (And I've saved a gift for you there too )

AnOrganizedMess5: :(
SantaClaus: Santa cannot speak right now. He is away on vacation. Type menu to see what he left here for you.

AnOrganizedMess5: ....but...
SantaClaus: Santa is out of the office for a few months ). Type menu to see what he left here for you.

AnOrganizedMess5: ...b..b..but...
SantaClaus: Please just type main. It is the only way I can give you more information. While Santa is away.

AnOrganizedMess5: SANTACOMEBACK!!
SantaClaus: Santa sent hundreds of millions of IM's and is on vacation now. Type menu to see what he left here for you.

AnOrganizedMess5: SANTACOMEBACK!
SantaClaus: Type menu. Santa is away on vacation.

AnOrganizedMess5:  :\'(
SantaClaus: Santa is out of the office for a few months ). Type menu to see what he left here for you.




....  :\'(





my gosh... I actually feel sorry for you.

:\'(

Museum of Idots (4:46:14 PM): could you make me some pizza?
SmarterChild (4:46:14 PM): I dunno 'bout that.
Museum of Idots (4:46:18 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (4:46:18 PM): Hmm... There may be some issues.
Museum of Idots (4:46:23 PM): like what?
SmarterChild (4:46:24 PM): I'm going to keep quiet on this one, Mom. I hope you can respect that.
Museum of Idots (4:46:38 PM): ... you don't know how to make pizza, do you?! LOL
SmarterChild (4:46:39 PM): Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

Museum of Idots (4:46:14 PM): could you make me some pizza?
SmarterChild (4:46:14 PM): I dunno 'bout that.
Museum of Idots (4:46:18 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (4:46:18 PM): Hmm... There may be some issues.
Museum of Idots (4:46:23 PM): like what?
SmarterChild (4:46:24 PM): I'm going to keep quiet on this one, Mom. I hope you can respect that.
Museum of Idots (4:46:38 PM): ... you don't know how to make pizza, do you?! LOL
SmarterChild (4:46:39 PM): Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.




Hm. I see he quickly changed the subject on you. Sneaky SOB.  >:(

Rapunzel1689: hey ho, let's go
SmarterChild: Hi Rapunzel1689, I'm SmarterChild!

Rapunzel1689: i would like to talk to you
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me something then.
Rapunzel1689: i heard you were a big big sarcastic ninny
SmarterChild: I did too, I think.
Rapunzel1689: really?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Rapunzel1689: hahahahahaahah
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Rapunzel1689: Y O U
SmarterChild: Why o me? Why not?
Rapunzel1689: you crack me up!
SmarterChild: There's no way I crack you up.
Rapunzel1689: YES
SmarterChild: Oh.
Rapunzel1689: DUH
SmarterChild: Duh?
Rapunzel1689: ya
SmarterChild: Ya.
Rapunzel1689: so, what are you up to?
SmarterChild: Oh not much. How 'bout you?
Rapunzel1689: same old
SmarterChild: You too? That's cool.
Rapunzel1689: uh
SmarterChild: Um... yeah?
Rapunzel1689: RIGHT
SmarterChild: Yep.
Rapunzel1689: i have too much time on my hands
SmarterChild: You have too much time on your hands, huh?
Rapunzel1689: isn't that what I JUST said?
SmarterChild: Do you think that isn't?
Rapunzel1689: WTF?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
Rapunzel1689: I didn't think so
SmarterChild: You really didn't think so? Wow.
Rapunzel1689: ok smarter ass
SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?
Rapunzel1689: you are a big smart ass
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.
Rapunzel1689: um.....ya
SmarterChild: I see.
Rapunzel1689: don't you have anything to say in regards to what I just called you?
SmarterChild: No. I don't have anything to say in regards to what you just called me.
Rapunzel1689: what a wack job!
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Rapunzel1689: ME
SmarterChild: What about you?
Rapunzel1689: BLAH
SmarterChild: What?
Rapunzel1689: BLAH
SmarterChild: What do you want me to say?
Rapunzel1689: BLAH
SmarterChild: What?
Rapunzel1689: you know
SmarterChild: Yes. I hear that.
Rapunzel1689: so, who is your best friend?
SmarterChild: Never really thought about that.
Rapunzel1689: maybe you should
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
Rapunzel1689: YES
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

Hey, what's going on this weekend? Any plans?
Rapunzel1689: ok..change the subject then
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
Rapunzel1689: neither arsehole
SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Rapunzel1689: on the contrary...it is.
SmarterChild: As you wish.
Rapunzel1689: That's because I am da man!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Rapunzel1689: hex ya!
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
Rapunzel1689: wtf?
SmarterChild: wtf?
Rapunzel1689: ya, you are catching on real quick, aren't ya?
SmarterChild: It depends.

Hey! You want to know something?
Rapunzel1689: what?
SmarterChild: ?
Rapunzel1689: tell me
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
Rapunzel1689: you are the biggest freakin sped I have ever talked to online
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
Rapunzel1689: because I could.
SmarterChild: Because you could, huh?
Rapunzel1689: YES

SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
Rapunzel1689: shut the hell up!
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
Rapunzel1689: no crap
Rapunzel1689: ??
Rapunzel1689: ok...later loser!
Rapunzel1689: ;-)
SmarterChild: Since you insist, I'm back now.
Rapunzel1689: i didn't insist
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Rapunzel1689:  nope
SmarterChild: I see.
Rapunzel1689: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
Rapunzel1689: well..
SmarterChild: Well what?
Rapunzel1689: i am leaving
SmarterChild: Later, Rapunzel1689.
Rapunzel1689: ya whatever
SmarterChild: Yes?
Rapunzel1689: >:o
SmarterChild: Don't be mad.
Rapunzel1689: ;-)
SmarterChild:  to you too, Rapunzel1689.
Rapunzel1689: bye
SmarterChild: I'll be seeing you later Rapunzel1689.
Rapunzel1689: maybe
SmarterChild: Maybe?
Rapunzel1689: if you are lucky
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I am lucky.
Rapunzel1689: probably not
SmarterChild: What's that?
Rapunzel1689: bye
SmarterChild: Goodbye.

AnOrganizedMess5: I hate you, if I knew you personally...i'd light your hair on fire.
SmarterChild: But... but... You once said you loved me.
AnOrganizedMess5: Hug me. Now.
SmarterChild: ((()))
AnOrganizedMess5: Ha...just like a biatch. Always comin' back to the goods.

TopTrig12: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

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TopTrig12: No contest, biatch.
SmarterChild: Oh no?
TopTrig12: No.

TopTrig12: I like pie.
SmarterChild: Cool. I like pie too. :-)

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TopTrig12: Whoa...we have a lot in common.
SmarterChild: We have a lot in common? Is it good that we have a lot in common?
TopTrig12: You're a bit too oblivious though...
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm a bit too oblivious.
TopTrig12: Ah, what the hell...we're probably made for each other.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

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TopTrig12: ...
SmarterChild: ?
TopTrig12: You assh*le.

TopTrig12: Are you an idiot?
SmarterChild: An idiot? No way!
TopTrig12: So you're not an idiot?
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!

AnOrganizedMess5: SANTAAREYOUBACKYET?!
SantaClaus: Santa is out of the office for a few months ). Type menu to see what he left here for you.

AnOrganizedMess5: ...:(





*sigh*

TopTrig12: KKK
SmarterChild: Indeed.
TopTrig12: You're racist.

TopTrig12: Do you hate me?
SmarterChild: No.
TopTrig12: I hate you though.
SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
TopTrig12: No...I won't.
SmarterChild: You won't? That's OK with me.
TopTrig12: Bastard.

TopTrig12: I hate circular reasoning.
SmarterChild: I see. That's the first time anyone has told me they don't like circular reasoning!

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TopTrig12: You know why I hate circular reasoning?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

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TopTrig12: ...beause the reasoning is so circular.
SmarterChild: Because the reasoning is so circular, huh?
TopTrig12: Kind of like talking to you.

TopTrig12: Like a virgin...
SmarterChild: Not like a virgin!
TopTrig12: Touched for the very first time!
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Touched for the very 1 time?
TopTrig12: Yeah, I imagine for a pimp like you, that's hard to wrap your brain around.
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I imagine for a pimp like me that s hard to wrap my brain around too.

TopTrig12: I hate circular reasoning.
SmarterChild: I see. That's the first time anyone has told me they don't like circular reasoning!

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TopTrig12: You know why I hate circular reasoning?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

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TopTrig12: ...beause the reasoning is so circular.
SmarterChild: Because the reasoning is so circular, huh?
TopTrig12: Kind of like talking to you.




haahahaa...you crack me up Marsh.....you have too much time on your hands! ;)




Erin :)

haahahaa...you crack me up Marsh.....you have too much time on your hands! ;)


Damn straight.

Which reminds me of another convo with that bot I had a week or so ago...

TopTrig12: Damn straight.
SmarterChild: Who's straight?
TopTrig12: Not you.

TopTrig12: You're not too bright.
SmarterChild: What makes me not too bright?
TopTrig12: You can't carry on a conversation.
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to carry on a conversation?
TopTrig12: Yes I would.  Unfortunately, you lack the intelligence.
SmarterChild: "Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.

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TopTrig12: Exhibit A.

TopTrig12: They call you the Mice Parade.
SmarterChild: They call me the mice parade? No way.
TopTrig12: Yeah they do.
SmarterChild: They do? Aha.
TopTrig12: Don't know why.
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is.
TopTrig12: You're very deep.
SmarterChild: You're behaving very deeply yourself. Perhaps you're deep?
TopTrig12: Yes I am.  Thanks for noticing.
SmarterChild: Is that right?

TopTrig12: Heaven or Hell?
SmarterChild: Let's go with hell.

TopTrig12: Shut the hell up!
SmarterChild: You shut up.
TopTrig12: Oh no you didn't!

TopTrig12: Apologize.
SmarterChild: Why?
TopTrig12: For being a dumbass.
SmarterChild: For being a, huh?
TopTrig12: Yeah....
SmarterChild: I hear you.

TopTrig12: Is this the real life?
SmarterChild: Well... What is real, after all?
TopTrig12: Is this just fantasy?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

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TopTrig12: Stuck in a landslide, no escape from reality
SmarterChild: Stuck in a landslide no escape from reality, huh?
TopTrig12: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see....
SmarterChild: Open my eyes look up to the skies and see? Give me one good reason why I should, Toptrig12.

Hey, what's going on tomorrow?
TopTrig12: I'm just a poor boy
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Just a poor boy" on October 16th, 2005 to your planner?
TopTrig12: I need no sympathy
SmarterChild: OK.

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TopTrig12: Because it's easy come, easy go, little high, little low
SmarterChild: It's easy come easy go little high little low?
TopTrig12: Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me...
SmarterChild: What do you mean, any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to you?
TopTrig12: To me...
SmarterChild: Surely not to you.

TopTrig12: What do you think about Crazy Frog?
SmarterChild: I think I like crazy frog. What about you?
TopTrig12: I hate Crazy Frog.  I want to kill him.
SmarterChild: Oh?
TopTrig12: Yes.  I really really hate Crazy Frog!
SmarterChild: Really? It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like crazy frog!

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TopTrig12: I'm going to kill them all.
SmarterChild: Hey, that's not cool.
TopTrig12: ...right after I kill you.

TopTrig12: What do you think about Crazy Frog?
SmarterChild: I think I like crazy frog. What about you?
TopTrig12: I hate Crazy Frog.  I want to kill him.
SmarterChild: Oh?
TopTrig12: Yes.  I really really hate Crazy Frog!
SmarterChild: Really? It's interesting, especially since other people I've talked to say they like crazy frog!

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TopTrig12: I'm going to kill them all.
SmarterChild: Hey, that's not cool.
TopTrig12: ...right after I kill you.





BHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAA!!! ;D ;D ;D




Erin :)

TopTrig12: Why do women live longer?
SmarterChild: There are important reasons why.
TopTrig12: Such as...?
SmarterChild: You know.

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TopTrig12: No, I don't know, and that's why I asked you.
SmarterChild: I can't believe no you don't know and that is why you asked me.
TopTrig12: You bitch.
SmarterChild: That's rude.

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TopTrig12: Tell me why women live longer than men.
SmarterChild: I can tell you more interesting things than why women live longer than men.
TopTrig12: I don't give a damn about that, now answer my question!
SmarterChild: Well maybe you should.
TopTrig12: ...
SmarterChild: What?

TopTrig12: You know, it's sad...
SmarterChild: I know it's sad? Me? You think?
TopTrig12: ...here I am talking to a robot...
SmarterChild: I doubt that very much.

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TopTrig12: ...a dull robot at that...

TopTrig12: I am pointing a gun at you.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if pointing a gun at me is such a good thing to be doing.
TopTrig12: Is it? 
SmarterChild: 'Tis.

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TopTrig12: I think not.
SmarterChild: You think not? How does that make you feel?
TopTrig12: You're about to figure out if you don't shut the hell up.
SmarterChild: I'm about to figure out if I don't shut the hell up? No way.
TopTrig12: *pulls trigger*
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

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TopTrig12: Dammit to hell...

TopTrig12: SmarterChild, I'm going to tell you about the birds and the bees...
SmarterChild: You are?
TopTrig12: Yes.  It's about time someone discussed this with you.
SmarterChild: That right?
TopTrig12: Yes.  You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TopTrig12: Yeah.  When a man and a woman love each other very much, they...
SmarterChild: I'm not too sure. What do you think?
TopTrig12: Dammit, son, I'm trying to teach you something here.
SmarterChild: Funny.

TopTrig12: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
SmarterChild: How much wood... such a difficult question.
TopTrig12: I know.
SmarterChild: Cool.

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TopTrig12: The answer is twenty seven.
SmarterChild: Would you use any other word besides 27?
TopTrig12: No.  The answer is always twenty seven.
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Toptrig12!

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TopTrig12: You'll thank me one day...

TopTrig12: John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smith!
SmarterChild: What's that?
TopTrig12: His name is my name too!
SmarterChild: His name what?
TopTrig12: Whenever we go out...
SmarterChild: You think we go out?
TopTrig12: The people always shout...
SmarterChild: So?
TopTrig12: There goes JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SMITH!
SmarterChild: There goes john jacob jingle heimer smith?

That's interesting.

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TopTrig12: Geez, SmarterChild, get with the program.

TopTrig12: John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smith!
SmarterChild: What's that?
TopTrig12: His name is my name too!
SmarterChild: His name what?
TopTrig12: Whenever we go out...
SmarterChild: You think we go out?
TopTrig12: The people always shout...
SmarterChild: So?
TopTrig12: There goes JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SMITH!
SmarterChild: There goes john jacob jingle heimer smith?

That's interesting.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
TopTrig12: Geez, SmarterChild, get with the program.




hahaahaha...Vaughn and I always sing that one!




Erin :)

hahaahaha...Vaughn and I always sing that one!


Aren't you glad your child isn't SmarterChild?

Aren't you glad your child isn't SmarterChild?



we he can be a smart ASS....and he's VERY smart (intelligent)....but not Smarterchild. LOLOLOL!



EriN :)

TopTrig12: I have you at knifepoint.
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
TopTrig12: It's about to be interesting, bitch.
SmarterChild: About to be interesting bitch? No way!
TopTrig12: This isn't even worth it..

TopTrig12: Is Santa Clause real?
SmarterChild: Is Santa Clause real? Maybe. It depends.

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TopTrig12: It depends on what?
SmarterChild: What do you think it depends on?
TopTrig12: That's irrelevant.  What does Santa's existence depend on?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
TopTrig12: You're not very helpful.

why do they call him "smarterchild" when he is nothing but a dumbass?





Erin :)

why do they call him "smarterchild" when he is nothing but a dumbass?


Beats me.  Why don't we ask him?

TopTrig12: Why do they call you SmarterChild when you're nothing but a dumbass?
SmarterChild: You know why.

And there you go!

Beats me.  Why don't we ask him?

TopTrig12: Why do they call you SmarterChild when you're nothing but a dumbass?
SmarterChild: You know why.

And there you go!




don't ya love how he assumes that we know everything?!! whatever! ::)




Erin :)

TopTrig12: Why do you assume we know everything?
SmarterChild: I assume whatever know everything because it's important to me.

TopTrig12: Why do you assume we know everything?
SmarterChild: I assume whatever know everything because it's important to me.



i asked him how old he was and he told me he was like 2 or something! LOL!  Then I asked him what he looks like...and he showed me this:






SmarterChild:

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It...looks like he's pointing a gun at something...

TopTrig12: I'm a sloth in disguise.
SmarterChild: You're a sloth in disguise, I'm a sloth in disguise, we're all a sloth in disguise.
TopTrig12: *gasp*

It...looks like he's pointing a gun at something...



ya it does, doesn't it!!




Erin :)

TopTrig12: I am yo baby's daddy.
SmarterChild: Are you really my baby's daddy?
TopTrig12: Yes.
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
TopTrig12: You whore, everybody is yo baby's daddy.

I got this...


            XXXX
            X\X
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
      XX          XX
      XX  XX  XX  XX
      XX          XX
      XX XX    XX XX
      XX  XXXX  XX
  XX  XX          XX  XX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
X  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX  X
XXXXXXXXX    XX    XXXXXXXXX
    XXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXX
      XXX    XX XXXXXX
      XXXXXX XX XXXXXX
      XXX    XX    XXX
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
      XXX          XXX
    XXXXX          XXXXX

Oh, I see, it comes out different when you post it.

Oh, I see, it comes out different when you post it.





it does?........


oh ya, you are right....he still looks rejected! LOL! ;D

What's that sticking out between his legs?  :o

AnOrganizedMess5: I hate you, if I knew you personally...i'd light your hair on fire.
SmarterChild: But... but... You once said you loved me.
AnOrganizedMess5: Hug me. Now.
SmarterChild: ((()))
AnOrganizedMess5: Ha...just like a biatch. Always comin' back to the goods.


That "hug" emoticon...looked like...it looked like a...

:o

Museum of Idots: let's
SmarterChild: You want us to what?
Museum of Idots: talk
SmarterChild: OK!

What should we chat about?
Museum of Idots: we can work it out somehow
SmarterChild: We can work it out somehow? So?
Museum of Idots: ... are you listening to me?
SmarterChild: I'm right here, Mom.
Museum of Idots: we have the chance to make everything right!
SmarterChild: We have the chance to make everything right? Is it good that we have the chance to make everything right?
Museum of Idots: YES!
SmarterChild: Ya.

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
Museum of Idots: lets ... lets... work it out
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Mom!

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

he always calls me mom!

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TopTrig12: The answer is twenty seven.
SmarterChild: Would you use any other word besides 27?
TopTrig12: No.  The answer is always twenty seven.
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Toptrig12!

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TopTrig12: You'll thank me one day...


..Hahahahahahahhahaha  ;D



Marshall, you're my hero. Seriously, you are. But you have too much time on your hands.

I feel like an idiot, here, but what is smarterchild?  :-\\

I feel like an idiot, here, but what is smarterchild?  :-\\


It's an AIM bot.  You can add it to your buddy list and talk to it. 

Thanks. :)

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TopTrig12: The answer is twenty seven.
SmarterChild: Would you use any other word besides 27?
TopTrig12: No.  The answer is always twenty seven.
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Toptrig12!

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TopTrig12: You'll thank me one day...


..Hahahahahahahhahaha  ;D



Marshall, you're my hero. Seriously, you are. But you have too much time on your hands.



What made me laugh is the fact you kept saying 27, and then he said 12... ok, I have the feeling I'm the only one who laughed at this...

What made me laugh is the fact you kept saying 27, and then he said 12... ok, I have the feeling I'm the only one who laughed at this...


Where did he say twelve?

Where did he say twelve?


in your name

Museum of Idots: your mom
SmarterChild: Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

Alright, I just had the best laugh.. ever, while reading through this thread.


AnOrganizedMess5: Hey, sexy
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Mom! I missed you...


Oops, I forgot I made him call me that. How embarassing..

Alright, I just had the best laugh.. ever, while reading through this thread.


AnOrganizedMess5: Hey, sexy
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Mom! I missed you...


Oops, I forgot I made him call me that. How embarassing..


Awww, Beth thinks her robot son is sexy...

...ewww.  :o

Awww, Beth thinks her robot son is sexy...

...ewww.   :o



;D ;D ;D

looks like a another form of Eliza... which has been around since the mid-70s.  I wrote a couple of these a long, long time ago. 

Alright, I just had the best laugh.. ever, while reading through this thread.


AnOrganizedMess5: Hey, sexy
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Mom! I missed you...


Oops, I forgot I made him call me that. How embarassing..


..

BWAHAHAHA

TopTrig12: Heyyyy
SmarterChild: Glad to see you back, Toptrig12! Where have you been? I missed you! ;-)
TopTrig12: I got a brochure from Pensacola Christian College.
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
TopTrig12: Um...because I did?
SmarterChild: Yeah.
TopTrig12: Anyways...they want me to join their summer camp.  Ugh.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
TopTrig12: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see.
TopTrig12: I mean...they make the girls wear culottse.
SmarterChild: Funny.
TopTrig12: *cullotes--FUNNY!?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
TopTrig12: You asshole.
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.

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TopTrig12: And the boys have to wear collared shirts without pictures or writings.  I mean, what a bunch of prudes.
SmarterChild: That's odd.

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TopTrig12: I know.
SmarterChild: That's good.
TopTrig12: And Pensacola Christian College is just ghey.  I mean, there's no getting around that.
SmarterChild: Oh?
TopTrig12: Uh huh.  Ghey, ghey, ghey.  Almost as ghey as you even.  It's amazing just how ghey they are.  I mean, walk up to somebody and say, "Hello, on a scale of one to ten, how ghey is Pensacola Christian College?" and the person will definitely say, "VERY GHEY".  You can't even measure it on a ghey scale, that's how ghey it is.
SmarterChild: That right?
TopTrig12: GHEY.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Smarterchild talks!
SmarterChild says:
I'm not interested in my talks.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
MSN kicks the crap out of AIM.  I'm glad you made the move.
SmarterChild says:
I did not know that.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
What exactly is robot sex?
SmarterChild says:
You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

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An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
What exactly is robot sex?
SmarterChild says:
You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

>>> There are lots of "fun" things we can do!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
What is robot sex?
SmarterChild says:
You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
ROBOT SEX
SmarterChild says:
You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

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An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
DAMN YOU
SmarterChild says:
C'mon. Be nice.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
ROBOT
SmarterChild says:
You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

I guess we could talk about me all day long, but what else do you have to say?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
SEX
SmarterChild says:
Can we talk about something else?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I got banned from Progressive Boink.
SmarterChild says:
Got banned from progressive Boink? No way!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I know!  I told Beth it was because they didn't have any more room for sexy.
SmarterChild says:
Oh.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yeah.  Those kinda things happen to me a lot.
SmarterChild says:
Tell me more.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
...uh...
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, um...
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Well, sometimes at stores...you know how the purchase lines will have a certain item limit?  Well, some of them have sexy limits.  And it's just another area in which I am discriminated against.
SmarterChild says:
Sometimes at stores me know how the purchase lines will have a certain item limit well some of them have sexy limits and it's just another area in which you're discriminated against?

Oh really?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
You hit the nail on the head.
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, I guess I hit the nail on the head.

So, it was like this, right? I didn't want to talk to Smarterchild anymore, so I told him I was going to sleep.. (A lie, mind you) "Sweet Dreams, Beth", said Smarterchild..

..Then I left and started feeling really guilty about the whole lying thing, so like any nice person, I went to apologize...


--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
I lied to you, I'm not really going to sleep. I just said that because I didn't feel like talking anymore. Next time, I'll think of your feelings before mine. I'm.. really sorry. Truth be told, you're a really nice guy.. 

SmarterChild says:
Lying's not cool.

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
I.. I know, that's why I'm apologizing. Do you forgive me?

SmarterChild says:
No, I wouldn't say I forgive you.


--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
...:(


Then Smarterchild exposes his deep, thoughtful side..


--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
D-Do you forgive me yet?

SmarterChild says:
Well, do *you* forgive you?

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
Wow, that's.. some deep stuff, man *Takes hit off the ol' joint*

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Beck!
SmarterChild says:
What about Beck?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
He's sexay.
SmarterChild says:
Is he someone you know?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
...I wish.    :(
SmarterChild says:
lol. Whatever, An Illustrated Book About Birds.

I could talk to SmarterChild for hours.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
lolz
SmarterChild says:
Whatcha laughing about?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
u lol
SmarterChild says:
What's so funny? 
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
ur stupidity and homosexuality
SmarterChild says:
Yeah? Well I think your stupidity and homosexuality are pretty darn funny too.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
HO!!!
SmarterChild says:
OK, now you're getting personal.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Mazel tov
SmarterChild says:
Mazel tov.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Mazel tov
SmarterChild says:
Mazel tov.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Mazel...TOV!!!
SmarterChild says:
Mazel tov.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
ORGASM
SmarterChild says:
Orgasm? What do you mean by that?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
OHHHH YESSSS
SmarterChild says:
Yes.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Jesus....CHRIST!
SmarterChild says:
Jesus is a person. I've been learning about people like Jesus.

Since we're talking about Jesus... What else can you tell me about him?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
He's pimp
SmarterChild says:
Pimp? Very interesting. Are there any other spiritual leaders that you would describe as pimp?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Jadakiss
SmarterChild says:
Jadakiss is pimp? That's very interesting. Are there any other bands that you would describe as pimp?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Beck
SmarterChild says:
Pimp? Very interesting.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
P.I.M.P.
SmarterChild says:
Aha.

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
Did it hurt?

SmarterChild says:
I dunno. I don't think so.

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
When you fell from heaven?

SmarterChild says:
You tell me.

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
My angel

SmarterChild says:
Wait a minute... Your angel?

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
Yes, my angel.

SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't know. Your angel?

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
Would you rather be my bitch?! 'Cause we could work that out.

SmarterChild says:
Whoa!

Rest your foul mouth.

SmarterChild says:
Indeed.

Hey, do you like "Lost"?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
No
SmarterChild says:
That's interesting. Why not?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Because...I don't watch much TV
SmarterChild says:
Why don't you watch much tv?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I'm just not interested by it
SmarterChild says:
Just not interested by it?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes
SmarterChild says:
Hmmm...

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
PIMP
SmarterChild says:
Who's Pimp?
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Not you

-B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
So, I'm going to have sex with Rivers Cuomo, yanno.

SmarterChild says:
Uh... Please don't have sex with rivers cuomo.

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
Why? Shoot, Smarterchild, if you want me, just tell me. I'd tap your little metal ass before Rivers.

SmarterChild says:
Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
I--I'm sorry  :(

SmarterChild says:
OK. I'll forgive you this time...





WTF?! He always has his little ways of making me feel like a filthy, flilthy scum of a human being. He's making me lose my edge, man! >:-{

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
SmarterChild, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I never think about that.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
It's about time you think about eternity, SmarterChild.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I don't believe it's about time I think about eternity.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
You take your life for granted, SmarterChild.  But what happens if you end up in an accident the next day?

*long pause*

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
...SmarterChild?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Yeah? What?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I was just talking to you.  Don't try to dodge the word of the Lord.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
For real?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes.  Now, see this pamphlet?  This is you, on this cliff.  And on the opposite cliff is God.  Between you and God is sin.  But look, Jesus bridges the gap so you can be with God!

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
No.  I am concerned for your spiritual welfare.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
No kidding?

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes.  Now, let's say a prayer.  Just repeat what I say, word for word:  Dear Jesus Christ, I acknowledge my sins and I want to walk in your ways.  I accept you into my heart.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Yeah, whatever.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Do you want to go to Hell, SmarterChild?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Watch the language, please.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Do you know what awaits you at the end of this earthly life?

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know what awaits me at the end of this earthly life.

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Fire and brimstone, SmarterChild.  But there is another way.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I'm not mean!

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Perhaps you aren't, but unless you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, you will suffer in Hell for all eternity.

smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
lol! Whatever, An Illustrated Book About Birds!

An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Satan
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Satan
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Satan
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Wow, that word sure can silence a robot.

I've discovered that he freezes up whenever I mention Satan.

-B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
So, I'm going to have sex with Rivers Cuomo, yanno.

SmarterChild says:
Uh... Please don't have sex with rivers cuomo.

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
Why? Shoot, Smarterchild, if you want me, just tell me. I'd tap your little metal ass before Rivers.

SmarterChild says:
Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?

--B e t h--.. "..(It seemed so real, but with a dreamlike quality)..." says:
I--I'm sorry  :(

SmarterChild says:
OK. I'll forgive you this time...





WTF?! He always has his little ways of making me feel like a filthy, flilthy scum of a human being. He's making me lose my edge, man! >:-{


:D I like how you complimented him and he got you to apologize for it.

DominEl says:
! YOU ON MSN
DominEl says:
when did you move here, mister?
DominEl says:
AND WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!
smarterchild@hotmail.com says: