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Subject: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/28/05 at 11:22 am

If you happen to end up in a Halloween or horror movie, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep yourself healthy, happy and safe (in other words, not dead).

1 - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2 - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3 - Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4 - If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5 - When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone. Hit the first person that says, "Let's split up."

6 - As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. It's just not that fun.

7 - Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8 - If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET OUT OF THERE ANYWAY!

9 - If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.

10 - Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

11 - If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

12 - Don't fool with recombining DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

13 - If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if  you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

14 - If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.

15 - Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chain saws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

16 - If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

17 - Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.

18 - If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.

19 - Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not a candle. Make that two flashlights!

20 - Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.

21 - Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.




Cat




Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/28/05 at 12:23 pm

LMAO  ;D

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/28/05 at 12:40 pm


Hope you don't mind....I cut/pasted that and sent it out ;D



Not at all. In fact, I got this in a e-mail today from my sister.  ;D ;D





Cat

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/28/05 at 12:46 pm

4 - If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately.


16 -  If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.



;D ;D Those ones were hilarious.

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: Howard on 10/28/05 at 1:59 pm

That's very funny Cat,Thanks.  ;D

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: Apricot on 10/28/05 at 2:47 pm


6 - As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. It's just not that fun.


This would be reaaaaaaaaal useful two years ago... NOW I get it..  ;D

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: gemini on 10/28/05 at 8:59 pm

That's hilarious, I'll be sending that one to my sister! But you forgot "When running away from a knife wielding psycho, for god sake, don't run upstairs". Why do they always run upstairs?  ;D 

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: rich1981 on 10/28/05 at 9:05 pm

Awesome!  ;D

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/29/05 at 3:38 pm

hahahaha.....that was great!




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: Bobby on 10/29/05 at 3:39 pm

Ha ha! Excellent Cat.  ;D

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/05 at 2:36 pm

See this proves that I do actually have a sense of humor.  ;D ;D ;D





Cat

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 10/30/05 at 6:05 pm

LMAO!!

Subject: Re: Halloween Safety Tips-It Could Save Your Life.

Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 4:37 pm

Don't answer the god damn door! Stupid Kids!  >:(  ::)

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